ATTENTION TO ALL ANONYMOUS USERS OF THIS IMAGEBOARD GENERAL!
>le North Korea spacingAs you may know today is national North Korea Day and the release of a certain chapter 5. For many people in North Korea, however, it is also a pressing time as well, for all of North Korea (and one Hooligan) are egearly wait for the gender of a character named Onionsan to be revealed. This is especially after artwork of the character was drawn depicting the character as a fat woman with big breaths and a soft belly.
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https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571519509/#q571648209)
While I consider this to be nothing else, but a sense of stupidity, as I think that the onion character will be a man, almost everybody else in North Korea thinks otherwise. So I did give the degree that for chapter 5 pertaining to South Korea and onion.
If Onionsan is revealed to be a man, we will be bombing South Korea
If Onionsan is dead, we will be bombing South Korea.
If Onionsan is a goner, we will be bombing South Korea.
If Onionsan is any of these yet is also a child, we will be bombing South Korea.
We will not tell you how we will do this as it will spoil important North Korean secrets yet however we will tell you that using the artwork from the link and much others like it, we will use it as an alternate energy source to construct machines, planes, automobiles, and bombs as a way of increased technology.
We have also heard reports of a spy in our premises, as one of our North Korean soldiers, have escaped from our country into South Korea. If we are sure to find the spy while bombing, we will be putting him into the sweat box and forcing him to perform pump torture and soon, we will hang him. We have also noticed that the real Toby Fox has stopped post posting his leaks. Whether if that has anything to do with it or not, we have no idea.
This is our announcements. End announcement.