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anybody here want a tall ukranian HRTwink living in germany? i promise to be the best boyfriend ever UwU

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>

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KEYS FAGGOT GO BACK TO WAR UKRAINE FAG GET BLOWN UP BY A DRONE KEYS KEYS KEYS NIGGER

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>>8071 (OP)
Why are you exactly my type?

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a-and uhm i like to think that i have a decent tummy too >.<

>>8189
are you in germany :3

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go back and impregnate marichkas you cowardly faggot

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>>8191
>clipboardimage

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Stop the bait twink

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>>8196
i have all these on my phone and not pc so i copied what i alraedy posted earlier

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Face pic? Most femboys are ugly as shit

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>>8205
also im not baiting i really am on estrogen hehe

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>>8209
That makes you a tranny, not a femboy

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>>8210
makes me an HRTwink
also where did i say that im a femboy? that's not the same as being a twink sadly sigh..

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>>8211
Will you at least post part of your face here? As I said femboys/twinks are usually ugly as shit

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>>8191
I am not in Germany.

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>>8213
where are you from :(

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>>8207
>>8191
Nobody wants a whore that posts pictures to strangers online lil bro

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i would but you just said you're a tranny.

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>>8215
yeah cant really complain about being alone then i guess..

>>8216
i am a guy! :3

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>>8214
Xe's from Pigraine
>OINK OINK!

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>>8214
UK :(

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>>8229
wait dont tell me
not again

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>>8071 (OP)

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NUSOIS… NOT LIKE THIS!

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why. is. he. so. cute. omggg

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>>8191
Bit more carbs

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>>8282
d-do you really mean that >.<

>>8294
would that finally make me gain weight? dont remember ever being a healthy weight

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>>8305
not of a fan of those "femboys" just getting 300% polyester fits from amazon but if you're the same guy from the pics, yeah

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>>8308
i am the guy from the pics! this is the second one doubting. do you want a timestamp or something?
then carbs it is then. how though when they are not as calorie dense as what i already eat a bunch though (meat,sugar)?

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>>8305
Built for BBC

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>>8310
nah. i believe you, but dont starve yourself. watch your bmi c:

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>>8313
>but dont starve yourself. watch your bmi c:
that's what i am having trouble with tough. i just dont have an appetite most of the time and so lost 2kg in two weeks while wanting to gain for example. dunno how to fight that..

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>>8318
well.. im also technically a little underweight but i know its just genetics. im waiting a few years and then the weight will come piling in. dunno about you tho. if you're approaching and unhealthy bmi then seek a doctor

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>>8321
>well.. im also technically a little underweight but i know its just genetics
to what degree? i know that some people are just naturally skinny but i never saw any numbers around that.
all i know is that it doesnt do me any favors..
>if you're approaching and unhealthy bmi then seek a doctor
already did. they didnt do anything but give me some meds that supposedly make you gain as a side-effect and give me a stay at the grippy socks jail. the meds dont work..

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>>8325
im around 177 and 56kg rn… wbu?
also weight gain supplements exists for easy weight gain. sure the only ones i know are from (((nestle))) so the easy way is just goyslop.

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>>8328
177cm, forgot to add that

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>>8328
1.85m and 60-61kg
>also weight gain supplements exists for easy weight gain
yeah i saw those a couple of times but i never really looked into the matter. some of those seem quite pricey..
>so the easy way is just goyslop
yeah i was also just chugging burgers and pizzas and that worked but appetite is too bad for that right now

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>>8330
well then just look at high calorie stuff, some shakes are very rich in calories

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kej

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im good man

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no reverse image searches (maybe pics from tg?), if it's you you're cute doe

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Go be a jew somewhere else nigga.

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only the best

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Login Wordsapaw and stop living off German taxpayers money!

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still nobody?

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>>8071 (OP)
I'll pay for a plane ticket to america for you if you're still in thia thread

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I don't want this around me I don't want to experience that personally

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It's something I don't recommend physically

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not so daily reminder Averifags are all groomers in disguise

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>>8071 (OP)
SWINNYCVKS ARE ALL SPINELESS COWARDS WHO IMMEDIATLEY RUN AWAY AT THE FIRST SIGN OF LEFTIST INFILTRATION OF A RIGHT WING SPACE

WILL BE BUMPING ALL LEGIT THREADS. DONT LET THEM GET THE 9000 GET!

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>anybody here want a tall ukranian HRTwink living in germany? i promise to be the best boyfriend ever UwU

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>>9004
i transheart irony

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>>9251
>>9252
GEG your voice is so nasally that it sounds like a chudjak

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>>8071 (OP)
If you're still there OP I actually live in a country close to Germany, so if one of us ponies up money we could meet each other. You're cute btw

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>>9371
Fuck you nigger I've been there since Froot you nufag

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>>9377
Thanks for the chuckle, retard. Ironically the nigger who cries about faggots calls me frooty tooty GEG
>Go ahead Zach Hadel, pump my ass with your seethe. I want to feel that testosterone in me! I know you want it, sweetie!

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>>9380
1. You don't know about Fruitjaks which makes you a nusoi and therefore a hypocrite (It's hi-res for your viewing pleasure, pissy-sissy. Enjoy the view, I hope you brought lube you gorilla nigger)
2. Nigga you have no threat power. You legit sound like either chudjak or femboy Zach Hadel and you're talking about Hitler and Dickiewanker GEG. It's actually fucking hilarious.
>Muh final piece of the puzzle! Just like my MCU and vidya!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>9388
Why are you so fucking mad about this? Just close the fucking tab nigga. You fall for every bait post like a nusoi HTSM. You made my fucking day I can't stop laughing KEEEEEEEEEEK
https://soyjakwiki.org/Fruitjak

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>>9392
>I hate yuhropoors because they spam fruity faggots on MY board where I am looking for a REAL TRADWIFE! THEY should be doing something productive instead! Not me doe, I'm a lazy nigger who can only recommend groyper books to others.
Not like this, nuswa, not like this… JSID already…

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>this is my last post in this website.
>so as we know, the typical user in this website is a lonely loser freak i can't get friends at all i can't stand being lonely, online friendships stopped working for me. so i added a random soyteen from some thread in /date/, we chatted a little he said he wanted to meet up, i said sure that would be nice. I don't know anything about him, we met in Virginia, to my surprise he was exteremly tall and buff also he is white and kinda balding i think he was around his late 20, while I'm 5'2 40kg person and I just got 19, we are both male so i didn't think our age/body differences will matter, we talked a little, he brought me snacks and I was exteremly happy and started to trust him blindly, my dad never let me buy snacks. Then he wanted to rent an apartment, i was relieved because i didn't want an old dude to enter my house, my parents will think negatively of me. i also blindly trusted him because i thought he was a follow soyteen he brought a laptop so i thought we are just going to play games and that's it. When i entered the apartment he closed the door and started to be touchy, i was exteremly uncomfortable with it but i couldn't do anything because he is way way stronger than me so i got scared from the fact that he can beat me up, i started to resisted after he started to grope my ass. I slaped him to the face and he got exteremly mad that he started to brutally attack me, there was blood all over my face and i was yelling and crying, he pulled a knife and stabbed my leg. i realized i can't push him off and yelling won't work so i just crotched and covered my head, he kept kicking me and asking me to undress or he will murder me, i realized this will never end if i don't comply with what he wants so i undressed, he layed his heavy body on me and started to rape me he didn't even loose up my ass or anything he just penetrated me, he kept raping me for so long that i puked, i didn't even think of pissing or shitting on during the rape because he will do horrible things to me. after he finished raping me he beat me to the point that i blacked out, i woke up from the comma and turns out he closed the apartment door, i called the police to help me get out, i told the cops everything and begged them not tell my parents.
>this person has all of my personal information i think he will ruin my life, i don't think the cops can help me in my situation.
>this is all my fault i deserve it for being retarded subhuman freak, not being street-smart and not doing anything with my life has led me to be put in this situation, i have no hope in life everything is ruined, my ass fucking hurts that when i poop bloods come out, i regert using this website i regert being born, >i will do the right thing by killing myself.
>goodbye cruel world.
>I'm sorry for bad English, my fingers hurt from the beating and I'm super mentally fucked to do anything

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>>8995
>Duh fuggen schwein mayne!
Kill yourself falseflagging cliffcuck

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>>9628
Im not a cliffcuck you retard, i never said swinecucks are pedos, only that you are cowards.

We arent cowards like you who run away at the slightest sign of leftist infiltration. We stand our ground.

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>>9388
I'm sorry dude i can't take you seriously at all no matter what, you sound like a twink with pencil arms and a chipmunk geg
>Well fucking fuck you fucking faggot wordswordswords!

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>>8191
fat nigger

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>>9635
I know right? He's genuinely hilarious to listen to and the best part is that he's easy to bait.

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>>9637
we need to give this supercuck a name like what we did with gorejeet he's so geggy

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>>9638
I'm the guy who had a back and forth with him btw. I suggest pissy-sissy as that's who he is, a leaking high-pitched sissy

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>>9392
>And this is exactly the pwoblem with the west today, and in fact, a-all… all europeans and whites! This is exactly the pwwwoblem, they don't take anything sewiously!

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>>9651
geeg is that what xe actually says in the audio

i gotta listen to it when i get a chance

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>>9651
>You know what they do in their fwee time instead of… puwwing money together and becoming powerful? They post GAY FWUITY NIGGEWS ON MY FUCKING DATE BOAWD WHERE I'M TWYING TO FIND A FUCKING WAI-FOO!

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>>9666
he has a completely valid point though.

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why did this thread go from a cute twink to some chud?

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>>9669
>a cute twink
Smells like bait

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>>8191
cant tell me that this ISNT cute..

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>>9659
You should listen to it. It's genuinely hilarious
>>9668
Not with that voice and leakage GEEEEEEEEG
>>9669
>Some nigger with a funny voice posts voice messages where he calls everyone a faggot
>One person (mi) says that xe sounds like chudjak
>The nasally voiced twink proceeds to leak everywhere while falling for every bait response I post
That's basically it.

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>>9679
where did the nasally voiced twink leak

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>>9682
This is where he enters and calls everyone a fag:
>>9251
>>9252
My response to him
>>9364
His leakage
>>9371
>>9377
>>9380
>>9388
>>9392

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>>9689
The last two ones are especially funny

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>You know what they do in their fwee time instead of… puwwing money together and becoming powerful? They post GAY FWUITY NIGGEWS ON MY FUCKING DATE BOAWD WHERE I'M TWYING TO FIND A FUCKING WAI-FOO!


can we PLEASE make this a new copypasta?

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>>9695
dooooo those

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>>9689
ok thank you, this was genuinely hilarous

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>And this is exactly the pwoblem with the west today, and in fact, a-all… all europeans and whites! This is exactly the pwwwoblem, they don't take anything sewiously! You know what they do in their fwee time instead of… puwwing money together and becoming powerful? They post GAY FWUITY NIGGEWS ON MY FUCKING DATE BOAWD WHERE I'M TWYING TO FIND A FUCKING WAI-FOO!

this sounds like a caricature of a caricature of what a stereotypical chud would say

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>>9707
could be bait doe

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>>9708
there's too much stunning raw unfiltered brave emotion in xer valid trasio voice

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>>9695
The full thing:
>And this is exactly the pwoblem with the west today, and in fact, a-all… all europeans and white people! This is exactly the pwoblem, they don't take anything sewiously and they're too individualistic, and they're… You know what they do in their fwee time instead of… puwwing money togethew and becoming powewful? They post GAY FWUITY NIGGEWS ON MY FUCKING DATE BOAWD WHEWE I'M TWYING TO FIND A FUCKING WAI-FOO, AWKAY?! SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING READ t-MARCH OF THE TITANS SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME INSPIWATION AND HAVE SOME VALUE IN YOUR HEAWT TO STAWT A WEWOWUTION INSTEAD OF… POWSTING FUCKING FAGGOTS ON MY BOAWD! JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!

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>>9707
He genuinely says this shit doe >>9392

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bumping this

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>>9716
>>9689
Geg omg plz some β€˜teen make an edit of this

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>And this is exactly the pwoblem with the west today, and in fact, a-all… all europeans and white people! This is exactly the pwoblem, they don't take anything sewiously and they're too individualistic, and they're… You know what they do in their fwee time instead of… puwwing money togethew and becoming powewful? They post GAY FWUITY NIGGEWS ON MY FUCKING DATE BOAWD WHEWE I'M TWYING TO FIND A FUCKING WAI-FOO, AWKAY?! SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING READ t-MARCH OF THE TITANS SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME INSPIWATION AND HAVE SOME VALUE IN YOUR HEAWT TO STAWT A WEWOWUTION INSTEAD OF… POWSTING FUCKING FAGGOTS ON MY BOAWD! JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!

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>>10067
i hate to say it but hes completely correct about everything

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>>9392
POST THIS ON THE 'KI HAPPENINGS

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stop making my country look bad

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>>10071
PLEASE POST IT

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>>10073
SOMEBALDI PLEASE

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God hates you

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pissy sissy leakage ITT

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guys can we resume talking about cute twinks???

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>>9369
tell me a bit about yourself please :3

>>10309
yeah i dunno this thread is sort of a shithole now. what a shame considering that some were actually interested in talking :(

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>>10315
And this is exactly the pwoblem with the west today, and in fact, a-all… all europeans and white people! This is exactly the pwoblem, they don't take anything sewiously and they're too individualistic, and they're… You know what they do in their fwee time instead of… puwwing money togethew and becoming powewful? They post GAY FWUITY NIGGEWS ON MY FUCKING DATE BOAWD WHEWE I'M TWYING TO FIND A FUCKING WAI-FOO, AWKAY?! SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING READ t-MARCH OF THE TITANS SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME INSPIWATION AND HAVE SOME VALUE IN YOUR HEAWT TO STAWT A WEWOWUTION INSTEAD OF… POWSTING FUCKING FAGGOTS ON MY BOAWD! JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!

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>>10315
>tell me a bit about yourself please :3
Post your 'mail. I'll tell you there

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>>10315
thread went from a cut guy to just some chud dilating.. :c

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>>10325
cute*

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>>10315
u r rlly cuteeeee >w<

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>>>10332
this is a sexy ape thread now fuck you fuck your leaking asshole go die in a hole like a chinese livestock pig

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>>10332
fagGODS VVQN straightfag

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>>10333
my mom may have prohbitied me from calling you faggots with vocaroo but by the bane of my existence i will remind all you sorry faggots the satans asshole will swallow you whole at the stinking age of 35

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>>10334
and all the while you fucking play like a dumb nigger in fairy land everyone will be getting ahead in life and completing the meaning of life

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>>10335
>my mom may have prohbitied me from calling you faggots with vocaroo
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NO FUCKING WAY

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>>10334
oh and i almost forgot to say that your entire house is laced with feces and is a biohazard you digusting faggot

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>>10338
only YOU do scat mister

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>>10337
shut the fuck up unlike you i still have a relation with my parents

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>>10339
sloppy job you mossad bot what kind of jewish trickery are you even trying to push here do you really think you're normalising anything by saying such a dumb and stupid thing

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>>10315
I just want to tell you again that I hope you kill yourself acidently when you find the toilet brush arousing and decide to stick it up your ass then die of a horrible ass infection you pitiable joke of a man

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>>10340
pissy sissy is also mommy's boy GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG You can't make this shit up anymore

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>>10341
even when im a faggot i talk to more women than you. let that sink in

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stop fighting :<

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>>10345
finally someone says it T-T

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>>10345
this site keeps blocking my posts jannies are so fuckign jewish

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>>10336
>>10338
keep seething and raging on mi straightfag

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>>10344
not talking to foids is aryan doe

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>>10348
good il keep pushing you down to your faggot hell so you're properly filtered out of the gene pool you stupid faggot

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>>10349
>we need to save the white race
>doesnt want to talk to women

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>>10349
you're also a fucking retard if you think like this ok how many times do i have to tell people to follow the law of natural order it's like so fuckign ridiculous

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>>10343
you're literally a jew. moving out of your parents home when you turn an adult is either a jewish psyop or a long past dynamic that can't even be used today anymore. Why the FUc'k would i waste money and give it to jews jsut to live in a different area when il ANYWAY be surrounded by normie and monkeyniggers all day long.

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>>10351
i'm BBC owned idc about the white race nigga

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>>>10348 (You)
>good il keep pushing you down to your faggot hell so you're properly filtered out of the gene pool you stupid faggot

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>still up

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>still up

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>>10356
meh, i prefer white cock but you do you c:

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'gated, tranny
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>>10355
>BEING A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY IS A JEWISH PSY-OP!

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>>10355
>Sorry jews, my mommy said bedtime has been moved from 7:00 PM to 6:30, but I'll still continue owning you faggots with my cartoonishly nasally voice nobody can take seriously

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>people genuinely want to date a faggot thats midway to being a tranny

salt….

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>>10371
HE'S STILL A GUY SO I CAN FIX HIM!!!

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>>10315
Post a way to contact you please

 β„–10391[Quote]

>>10388
ourghh ohh shiiiit
you want a piece of that ohh yeahh nigger
oh fuck yeah nigger you little fucking nigger
you're my little nigger bitch boy faggot

 β„–10392[Quote]

>>10388
pissy sissy was right kill yourself

 β„–10394[Quote]

>>10361
want mine? ;3

 β„–10396[Quote]

>>10394
i rarely do sex, more of an emotions guy yknow.. 0 hookups, only real love

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>>10396
Assuming this is OP, what are your hobbies/interests?

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>>10399
not OP but i really like cycling and hiking (may not be the best in it but i love doing it with other people, best way to keep me motivated) , and despite being a lil underweight i love eating food and cooking (i dont like cooking when im alone), and i agree to pretty much anything soooooooo tell me what your hobbies/interests are :p

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why are nusois still falling for these bait threads there isnt even a timestamp

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>>10402
Sure. I'm mostly into the arts and tech. I can make music and I started drawing ever since I was young. As for the tech stuff I like OPSEC and retro gaming since modern gaming sucks ass if it's not homebrew. Definitely less active than you (though I may be considering a unicycle and I like snooker), but I'm open to new ideas and I'm above average intelligence.

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>>10407
im not OP tho, OP isnt in here i think

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>>10413
yeah im also a PROO at opsec (jk im absolutely useless, im too scared to even click a link over here), watcha drawin btww….

also… do you have a high enough iq to understand rick and morty?????

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also i watched snooker with my dad once and i was HOOKED, retro gaming also sounds cool.. call me a soyboy but i still like to play smash bros or stuff on my wii (gotta have SOME stereotypical gay stuff, yknow..)

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>>8207
test

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>>10415
>im too scared to even click a link over here
Links are nothing compared to media here. That's what you should be scared of. I once saw a video of pepe that cut to 'p. It was swiftly 'nished but that wasn't fun. Bad links are easy to avoid if you know what to look for.
>watcha drawin btww….
I mostly make ugly fucking creatures since I'm self-taught. Sometimes draw shitty landscapes. Not posting it here though, as we can both agree that this thread is burning from the inside out.
>also… do you have a high enough iq to understand rick and morty?????
Unfortunately I don't have a solid grasp of theoretical physics, so I don't get many of the jokes.
>>10416
>also i watched snooker with my dad once and i was HOOKED
I saw it while on a trip in the Balkans. I was bored and curious about the channels they had there, and one of them was broadcasting a snooker match. Before that I used to watch older men play a different version of pool through the window. There was a pool club under my school, so you had to find a good spot to see the low window.
>retro gaming also sounds cool.. call me a soyboy but i still like to play smash bros or stuff on my wii
64, Melee or Brawl? Not into the Wii that much but it has some gems and GC compatibility is a cool selling feature. I mostly play older systems like the SNES, the Ataris, and some games on retro computers since I'm from the EU (I actually own an SNES but want a Genesis/Mega Drive since I don't have to fuck around with Nintendo's proprietary inputs for both video and controllers). I know much of the history of retro gaming (in the US and the EU), as well as inner workings of some computers and consoles.
>(gotta have SOME stereotypical gay stuff, yknow..)
No offense, but you do write the part too. I just find that interesting that's all.

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>>10419
>media is scary
yeah, was pretty lucky to not see any 'p so far, only seen gore but thats basically snca atp
>Not posting it here though
meh, sad that i dont get to see it but i agree with the burning from the inside out part :p

pool club under your school sounds COOL btw..

>64, Melee or Brawl

heh, none.. ultimate (got it cuz of my friends, they used to play the wii u version)
>you do write the part too
wdym by that? and why do u find that interesting c;

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>>10421
>yeah, was pretty lucky to not see any 'p so far, only seen gore but thats basically snca atp
The trick is to wait a bit before clicking anything on a really active thread. MPA exists but people can make new things to bypass it, so wait until someone responds to it (which you shouldn't do but people do it anyway).
>meh, sad that i dont get to see it but i agree with the burning from the inside out part :p
Yeah it's sad for me too. Maybe some time I could share some, but for the time being I expect more shitflinging.
>pool club under your school sounds COOL btw..
I know. Unfortunately I had to sit right where other classes would see me, so some random retards would come up to me. I just wanted to be left alone and enjoy some pool since I was depressed as shit back then. Thankfully that episode of my life is over and I feel better now.
>heh, none.. ultimate (got it cuz of my friends, they used to play the wii u version)
Cool! I have that game too. I have almost all spirits since I don't want to pay for every single DLC (I HATE PYRA AND MYTHRA AND I HATE STEVE). Do you have all fighters? The only fighter you ever need for single player is Kazuya since he can launch everyone after 3 hits (and Banjo Kazooie because they're aryan. Guh-huh).
>wdym by that? and why do u find that interesting c;
<watcha drawin btww….
<Using "?????"
<Cutesy Emoticons. Lots of them.
Also your writing style has that, for lack of a better term, discord-lgbt-autist feel I used to see when I frequented niche 'cords full of 14-16 year olds. It's easy for me to tell. Again, no offense.

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>>10426
aight, thanks for the tip, will definetly do that c:
>some time
some time..
>Unfortunately I had to sit right where other classes would see me
wdym? why's that a bad thing?
>depressed as shit back then. Thankfully that episode of my life is over and I feel better now.
glad to hear that c: , playing pool is always chill, sometimes i still play it with friends (sometimes = about once a year lol)
>I have that game too
sweet, im not the best in in (horrible) so playing together would probably result in a 9-1 minimum
>don't want to pay for every single DLC
same, my main is kirby (ofc it is, gotta be the stereotype so the chuddies can have fun), ion have all of the fighters since i rarely use my copy of the game (only about half way through the campaign)
>only fighter you need is Kazuya
no. kirby won. ALSO ONE OF MY FRIENDS PLAY BANJO KAZOOIE AND SPAM THAT EGG SHOOT ATTACK. I HATE THAT
also the "discord-lgbt-autist feel" is understandable.. lots of coincidences.. a friend taught me these emoticons as a caca (i was fascinated and always tried new combos with faces, i remember when i tried to do the lenny face, still got no clue how people did that without copy pasting it), i kept using them because they fit in words better, like, regular emojis got color and ion want that if you get me. the billions of questionmarks are just so it gives the messages more "energy"… wordswordswords etc.. must prolly think im just a groomed epi faggot

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That is fucked up

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>>10447
wdym?

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>>10429
>some time..
You got your wish! It's shitty since I used a trackpad to draw it (I used to be good at it, but now I'm not as skilled at it since I'm on Leenux), but on real paper I fare much better. It's an explanation for the next question.
>wdym? why's that a bad thing?
Consult the drawing. Since the Pool window was very low under a hill I had to sit right where other classes would see me. I was very anti-social at the time because everyone in my class was an annoying, useless shitskin, so I didn't have many friends there.
>glad to hear that c: , playing pool is always chill, sometimes i still play it with friends (sometimes = about once a year lol)
Thanks :). I haven't played pool or snooker that much yet since I have no one to play it with, but I'd love to try it someday.
>sweet, im not the best in in (horrible) so playing together would probably result in a 9-1 minimum
As long as I pick someone I don't know how to play as, or as long as you pick Mr. G&W/Kazuya you should be fine. Even then, your main can take the Neutral, so you won't be that bad. (Seriously, Mr. G&W and Kazuya are overpowered for many different reasons. G&W is fast in every sense of the word and has the highest and quickest Up B in the game, while Kazuya is like Ryu or Terry except with an actually good recovery and insane moves)
>same, my main is kirby (ofc it is, gotta be the stereotype so the chuddies can have fun), ion have all of the fighters since i rarely use my copy of the game (only about half way through the campaign)
Oh, that changes things. There are many tricks to get all characters in the game like making a 1 stock game, dying and waiting 10 minutes and shit like that. You can look them up if you want. The later unlockable characters are seriously good, like Luigi, Wario (another aryan), and Mr. Game & Watch, so it's worth unlocking. Btw the campaign fucking sucks and you can get most spirits except for like 5 from the spirit board. It may be worth it if you're trying to get as many spirits as possible. What area are you in so far? I used to use DK and Dedede's Up B to cheese the fights geg.
>no. kirby won. ALSO ONE OF MY FRIENDS PLAY BANJO KAZOOIE AND SPAM THAT EGG SHOOT ATTACK. I HATE THAT
From my experience it's a relatively shitty attack that is slow and easy to avoid. If you want to piss them off, spam either Up or Down B
<EE-YAH, EY! EE-YAH, EY! EE-YAH, EY! EE-YAH, EY!
What do you like about Kirby and what fighters do you have so far? I can suggest something for you.
>also the "discord-lgbt-autist feel" is understandable.. lots of coincidences.. a friend taught me these emoticons as a caca (i was fascinated and always tried new combos with faces, i remember when i tried to do the lenny face, still got no clue how people did that without copy pasting it), i kept using them because they fit in words better, like, regular emojis got color and ion want that if you get me.
Oh that makes sense. On Windows, you can do emojis like Lenny Face using alt-codes (holding alt while pressing certain numbers on the numpad, for example the alt code for a white smiley face is a 1. These codes go up to 4 digits). It's finicky to do, so don't worry if it doesn't work. Also, interesting observation about "color"…
>must prolly think im just a groomed epi faggot
Nah you're actually fun to talk to on this website. I usually lurk on boards like /r9k/ and other low pph boards since /soy/ and /qa/ are bait, spam, gore and general retardation, so I tend to see whiny retards who can't shut the fuck up about Stacies not wanting them because they're a "sub-5". I tend to help these people (and others on /r9k/) because no one deserves to feel that way, but sometimes it's just a bit sad. These guys have a whiny acronym for what they should do instead of endlessly pondering their appearance like a twisted tale of Narcissus (Just Fucking Live). I don't want people following these retarded ideologies that destroy them from the inside.
Enough about me, you constantly undermine yourself with terms like
<im not the best in Smash Bros (horrible)
<(ofc it is, gotta be the stereotype so the chuddies can have fun)
<"I have to play the Wii because it's a stereotype of a faggot!"
So I want to say that you probably have something you're good at and that this type of talk is not going to help you. Yes, this is a right-wing website where people shitfling and throw slurs all the fucking time, but at the end of the day, it's said by people who don't really mean anything. Yes, I do some bad things about myself, but I know my worth. If you feel this way about yourself, then what I'd suggest is looking deep within yourself and finding all the positives about yourself. Any positive trait will do.

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>>10457
On a related note, it's sad that men nowadays are only used to anger and hatred and not any positive emotion. I've seen too many stories of boyfriends looking "bored" while their gfs are screaming at them, but breaking down at any sign of love from those same gfs. Those gfs that they LOVE by the way. Screaming like madmen at insecure, lonely members of society does not work (case in point, Fuentes and that one neo-nazi streamer who called his chat faggots for playing video games). I can only help those people find joy.
Sorry for derailing a derailed thread.

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kill yourself tranny

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>>10457
yay, i got a drawing ^^ (and a cute bonus even)
>I was very anti-social at the time
are you doing any better? how's friends n family?
>as long as you pick Mr. G&W/Kazuya
no. kirby WQN.
>many tricks to unlock all of the fighters
i only play kirby. dont ask me how im not bored of him, im also at the jungle are in the soutwest (?) part of the map, i know the campaign aint the best but i like the challenges n stuff, better than playing against cpus in the normal gamemode for the thrembillionth time..
>what do you like about kirby?
as a caca i watched a kirby triple deluxe letsplay and thats when i fell in love with him, ion get the lore and the only gameplay i've ever seen was triple deluxe and epic yarn (somewhat), wanted to watch that series of him but i got no clue what its called, i got 2 plushes of him (very proud of him, dont care what you say) and yeah.. on a sidenote my two friends i play smashbros with main metaknight and king dedede (very good trio)
>using alt-codes
woah.. didnt know that ☺☻β™₯β™¦β™£β™ β€’β—˜β—‹, might use them, heart for, well, heart usage and the spade for bait threads geg
>Nah you're actually fun to talk to on this website
aww, thanks β™₯ (ooo i used it) you too, i literally get excited when i see a new message from you haha
> I tend to help these people (and others on /r9k/) because no one deserves to feel that way
you're a kind person, i hope you do well in live right now, you deserve a lot c: β™₯
>These guys have a whiny acronym for what they should do instead of endlessly pondering their appearance like a twisted tale of Narcissus (Just Fucking Live). I don't want people following these retarded ideologies that destroy them from the inside.
yeah. true. a LOT of guys whining why girl dont like em, 30 seconds later i see a thread of someone saying why foids are all evil, guys who hate women are the same as women who hate men, both sound absolutety retarded

also for the last part, i was just kinda joking with the stereotype parts since, well, you most likely know how homosexuals are treated here, haha (just look at the guy above my message), its still good advice what you told me tho, thanks a lot

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>>10458
i think i get what you mean but im too tired to understand (i wanna keep talking to you tho, you're to good to just let go of rn)
>sorry for derailing a derailed thread
im pretty sure the thread is just ours now, haha :p

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>yay, i got a drawing ^^ (and a cute bonus even)
Glad you like it :). GUH-HUH.
>are you doing any better? how's friends n family?
Family is okay, I'm neutral towards them (except for the cat. No pic cuz opsec but she's a calico that likes people. I love her). Friends come and go, currently don't have any, but I still have connections to the only person irl I know that knows about the sharty.
>no. kirby WQN.
Fine, fine, you win >:( (G&W is still S tier doebeit)
>i only play kirby. dont ask me how im not bored of him
Autism?
>im also at the jungle are in the soutwest (?) part of the map, i know the campaign aint the best but i like the challenges n stuff, better than playing against cpus in the normal gamemode for the thrembillionth time..
In World of Light? That's pretty early. Won't spoil it but there's a whole 'nother realm to explore. Also yeah I get not having monotony. That's a valid point.
>as a caca i watched a kirby triple deluxe letsplay and thats when i fell in love with him, ion get the lore and the only gameplay i've ever seen was triple deluxe and epic yarn (somewhat)
The old Kirby games (Kirby's Dreamland 1, 2 and 3, Kirby's Adventure, and Kirby Superstar) are extremely gemmy and you should see the gameplay of them. The most lore is in Superstar if you care about that. Also hey! Another person who grew up on the 3DS (somewhat). Gemmy system. Mine's joystick doesn't work tho :(
>wanted to watch that series of him but i got no clue what its called
Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Never watched it, but you should find it easily on the Internet Archive or any other similar place. Dedede from that series is gemmy too (vidrel)
>i got 2 plushes of him (very proud of him, dont care what you say) and yeah.. on a sidenote my two friends i play smashbros with main metaknight and king dedede (very good trio)
Damn, that does sound like autism to me. Or maybe just sheer love for the pink ball? Don't really know. My fav gaming orb is Pac-Man (the old one and the Pac-Man 2 one). Good combo btw. Kinda funny how you have all the Kirby characters fighting.
>woah.. didnt know that ☺☻β™₯β™¦β™£β™ β€’β—˜β—‹, might use them, heart for, well, heart usage and the spade for bait threads geg
Heart for biwisi and spade for bibisi
Anyway, here's how to make Lenny using alt-codes:
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>aww, thanks β™₯ (ooo i used it) you too, i literally get excited when i see a new message from you haha
aww, I'm sorry but that's so cute! Talking to you also feels nice, so thanks for that.
>you're a kind person, i hope you do well in live right now, you deserve a lot c: β™₯
Thank you and likewise :). I do it because it makes me happy and there are too many sad people on this website.
>yeah. true. a LOT of guys whining why girl dont like em, 30 seconds later i see a thread of someone saying why foids are all evil, guys who hate women are the same as women who hate men, both sound absolutety retarded
Their lingo is both retarded as well!
<I'M A SUB-5 BECAUSE I'M 5'11, WHY ARE FOIDS SO MEAN TO ME? WE SHOULD ALL KILL AND ENSLAVE THEM! I NEED TO LOOKSMAX!
^THESE EVIL MEN DON'T WANT ME BECAUSE THEY'RE FATPHOBIC ABUSERS! THEY MUST BE PUT IN PRISONS AS SOON AS THEY'RE BORN! I'D CHOOSE THE BEAR ANYWAY!
Except the male one is a negativity circlejerk while radfems are more of an echo chamber.
>also for the last part, i was just kinda joking with the stereotype parts since, well, you most likely know how homosexuals are treated here, haha (just look at the guy above my message), its still good advice what you told me tho, thanks a lot
You're welcome. Posting on /r9k/ has made me automatically switch to armchair psychologist mode any time I hear talk like this. Glad to know it was all for giggles.
>i think i get what you mean but im too tired to understand (i wanna keep talking to you tho, you're to good to just let go of rn)
Oh damn… Thanks β™₯
Where are you from? Or at least say what timezone? It's late for me too and maybe we can talk in private.
>im pretty sure the thread is just ours now, haha :p
Don't forget the clittyleakers that will come and supersage the thread geggy geg.

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Forgot the vidrel, fuck

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>>10474
>to the only person irl I know that knows about the sharty
quality over quantity, love your parents and cherish em while you can
>Autism
my eyes lit up.. i used to call eidl just autistic, always was my go to insult when i wanted to tease my friends, reminded me of that, lol
>world of light
THERE'S MULTIPLE WORLDS!?!?! WTH (dont you dare spoil me further)
>The old Kirby games (Kirby's Dreamland 1, 2 and 3, Kirby's Adventure, and Kirby Superstar) are extremely gemmy and you should see the gameplay of them.
aight, guess i know what to binge watch now c: (after im done with the current one)
>Another person who grew up on the 3DS (somewhat)
yes. i will also defend my wii u, its underrated, dont care what everyone else thinks >:I
>you should find it easily on the Internet Archive or any other similar place
thanks for that, will look into that too c:
>Damn, that does sound like autism to me
again, haha, and its not an obsession about kirby, i just love him, the plushes were some kind of "tradition" me and my friends came up with, there was a store with nintendo plushies and i would always look at the kirby one. one time i just bought it, was a pretty good investment tbh.. do u have any plushies?
>My fav gaming orb is Pac-Man
damn, two characters known for eating, what a combo
>Kinda funny how you have all the Kirby characters fighting
speaking of fighting, the big plush is in a fighting costume (got like angry eyes and a headband)
>aww, I'm sorry but that's so cute! Talking to you also feels nice, so thanks for that.
thank you β™₯ :), likewise ^^
>too many sad people on this website
aside from raids where troons and faggots (the bad ones) get ox'd and ape'd there aint really much things that make you happy these days, just bait and shit admins (ev&oe i find salt to be alright)
>Except the male one is a negativity circlejerk while radfems are more of an echo chamber, yeah depends, some male ones are echo chambers and vice versa
>Where are you from?
germany c:, i assume you're also european?
>talk in private
like i said, my opsec skills are abysmal. is there any good way to do that without it getting spammed by randoms?
>Don't forget the clittyleakers that will come and supersage the thread geggy geg.
yeah, but if we talk in private they aint gonna bother us :p

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>>10475
gosh i LOVE that omg.. i dont think i have a SINGLE character in the kirby universe which i dont like, haha

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>>10483
>quality over quantity, love your parents and cherish em while you can
Truke I guess.
>my eyes lit up.. i used to call eidl[marge?] just autistic, always was my go to insult when i wanted to tease my friends, reminded me of that, lol
Indians and Redditors will call this karma geg. Nice coincidence
>THERE'S MULTIPLE WORLDS!?!?! WTH (dont you dare spoil me further)
Yes. (I will not spoil it further)
>aight, guess i know what to binge watch now c: (after im done with the current one)
These games are also easy to play online, so you can try them out in a browser if you want :). Start with the Dreamland series btw, Superstar is more complicated and has LORE
>yes. i will also defend my wii u, its underrated, dont care what everyone else thinks >:I
It's nice that Switch ports of WiiU games exist since no one bought that thing. The only port I'm really mad about is Luigi's Mansion 2, since I remember buying that game on the eShop as a caca
>again, haha, and its not an obsession about kirby, i just love him, the plushes were some kind of "tradition" me and my friends came up with, there was a store with nintendo plushies and i would always look at the kirby one. one time i just bought it, was a pretty good investment tbh.. do u have any plushies?
Lots. I used to buy a fuck ton of plushies as a kid of many different game characters. I remember Donkey Kong, Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Pac-Man and a cool puppet of Piranha plant. I also got a red crocheted Kirby with yellow shoes that I got at some flea market iirc. Nice tradition btw. I never saw a Nintendo Store, only those hobby ones with gaming merch.
>damn, two characters known for eating, what a combo
Don't forget Pac-Man's family and Dedede
>speaking of fighting, the big plush is in a fighting costume (got like angry eyes and a headband)
Oh that's the Fighter ability! Kirby can inhale a Knuckle Joe to get it (you may know him from SSBU as he was an assist trophy in that game). Quite a useful ability too! Can even do Shoryukens!
>aside from raids where troons and faggots (the bad ones) get ox'd and ape'd there aint really much things that make you happy these days, just bait and shit admins (ev&oe i find salt to be alright)
Those raids are very hit and miss. I have never seen a fail as big as the one with the furry megadox. Nigga had shitty OPSEC and all gemmy resources went with him.
Also, supply of joy is low but demand is high. Gotta balance it somehow by helping people.
>germany c:, i assume you're also european?
Denmark. We are VERY close to each other, which is really cool.
>like i said, my opsec skills are abysmal. is there any good way to do that without it getting spammed by randoms?
Make a throwaway Proton or Tuta email. Proton should be nice to you on your first sign up. If, however, it asks you for your number or recovery mail, DON'T FUCKING DO IT. This may get you 'oxxed. If you're still struggling with making a Proton email, make a Tuta one instead, but keep in mind that Tuta deletes emails after 6 months of inactivity with no hopes of recovery, so do keep that in mind.
This will not stop randos from spamming, mind you, but it won't be your real email, so it's safer to post here.
>gosh i LOVE that omg.. i dont think i have a SINGLE character in the kirby universe which i dont like, haha
Damn you REALLY love Kirby, huh? Got any more Kirby games? I assume you do considering you love for the series.
Did you know: The creator of Super Smash Bros, Masahiro Sakurai, also made Kirby? It was his first project at HAL Laboratories iirc.

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>>10488
i wanna keep it short since i wanna sleep (you should too), dw, ill respond to your stuff later, in the email, its just.. im VERY sleepy.. gimme a few mins to set things up

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aight, got it set up c:

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>>10490
Can you post it please?

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>>10491
kirbyandpacman@tutamail.com

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>>10492
Awwww I love the name. I'll reply to you and go to bed. Good night!

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>>10493
aight, goodnight!! oo that rhymes

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WDYM I CANT DELETE A POST THIS OLD ITS JUST 2 MINUTES

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>>10495
You have to do it right after posting. Yes it's irritating

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>>10496
the hacker called soyjack.party is gonna hack me now :c

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>>10497
It's a throwaway, even if you get spammed it won't really matter

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>>10492
Sent mail to you :)

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>>10499
do i have to complete the "one last step to privacy" thing first??

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NOOOOOOOOOO

>Your email could not be delivered to one or more recipients. See below for the delivery error and email.

<reddit
>The most common reasons for undelivered email are wrong recipient address or wrong configuration on the recipient mail server.
>Recipient address rejected: Recipient not available (in reply to RCPT TO command)

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEE.

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>>10501
Which one? What do you see?

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>>10502
This makes sense since it's probably not made yet :(

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>>10504
ooooh okay.. sorry for that xD

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still gotta wait for their response i think?? i sent them the email

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>>10506
OHHHHH THAT'S FOR SPAM DETECTION!
Basically if Tuta is feeling mean today it will lock everything up and ask that you write them an email. I've only gotten this once and they usually allow you if you word it nicely

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>>10507
yeah, thats it

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>>10508
>Kirby and Pac-Man are my very best friends. Media pending approval, and it never ends

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>>10509
everything is against me sleeping ig :c

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>>10510
Same for me. I had Pepsi before so I am very energized geg. Sucks for you though :(

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woah media finally approved

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do you think if i make a new email it'll make me anti spam resistant??

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>>10513
No, but it will be impossible for your real mail to get fucked. Some mailing providers do have spam detection doebeit, but the main purpose of that email is for you to not send your real info on the bald man with glasses website

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oh wait i think i got flagged as a spammer due to my browser

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>>10514
sooo… should i wait for the approval?

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>>10515
Oh that makes sense. What are you using?

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>>10517
librewolf

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>>10516
Yes. Unless you want to post your real email and risk getting 'zas and qurans, it's better to do it this way.
>>10518
Eyyy me too! Sometimes it may falseflag you doebeit, especially with a VPN

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>>10519
might get accused of samefagging cus we have so much in common hahaha c:

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>>10519
also it says i gotta wait for 49 HOURS… could you give me your email so i can just email you instead??

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>>10524
aight, i'll email you in uh… idk.. when i can geg

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>>10525
You got it? Good. Can't wait for your email! :)

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>>10526
yeah, sorry for causing a lil trouble with the email thing :I

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>>10527
It's fine. Email providers do this shit all the time. At least you didn't have to look for fake phone numbers that work for 2FA

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>>10528
is there a chance that they'll go

no, fuck you, you're not a human, get 2FA

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>>10530
This never happened to me. I assume that since they got your UNIQUE admission, you proved to them that you exist and you can go on. 2FA is just a jewish way of getting info

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>>10531
ev&oe 2FA would be a great way to get rid of ban evasions

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>>10533
True. But the sharty doesn't have 2FA and it still bans you for ban evasion, so there are other ways of logging you

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AAAAAAAAAAANYWAYS… i gotta go now.. it's 5AM now. It was very nice to get to know you. I hope we'll stay in touch c: . do me a favor and also sleep, mkay?

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>>10536
Okay. Can you send me a mail? Something simple at least.
I wish you a good night's sleep! Goodnight!

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>>10537
cant send you one, remember? anti spam?

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>>10538
Oh yeah. Have you at least saved mine? :(

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>>10539
yes yes. something something @proton.com

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>>10540
i'll browse this thread tomorrow to check on the chuds who leak over us talking

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>>10540
basically yes. I hope you saved it.

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>>10542
ion wanna leak the mail since you deleted it, you got my word that its saved

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>>10543
Glad to know that. Now, rest easy, for real this time. (You'll probably wake up at 14:00 or 15:00)
Goodnight!

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>>10545
nighty nighty, you sleep well too c:

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>>10546
Aww, thank you! Don't let the bedbugs bite!

 β„–10548[Quote]

*cums on you* ahh~~ s-sorry!! >w<

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>>10548
You're welcome

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>>10407
FIINEE since you niggers keep asking. here, even drew a glegle for you faggies <3

>>10324
>>10388
fischerpreis@atomicmail.io
should have said at the beginning that i sorta forgot how to make friends after not making any for so long.. kinda very autistic and stuff

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>>10577
Mail sent

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>>10585
sent a reply dunno if it worked it says it did doe

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>>10586
>1 hour ago
Still didn't get anything :(

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>>10595
in ya spamfolder maybe? itsa new email thingie so maybe cuz of that
already made a tuta but its doing the 48h verification thing and i dont want to make too many proton ones so nothing i need gets banned

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cuz like on my end its sent

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>>10597
Oh I did get that, I just responded to it an hour ago

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That's what's not being sent I think

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oh wait im retarded

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so like you got my response but i didnt get your follow up or wha

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>>10603
You should get it on the nu response now

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>>10608
sorry this is my fault for not having proper burners made just in case. only reason i got this thing is cuz i saw another
got your mail now though, even if did vidrel for a while D:

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>>10611
Holy shit no wonder you didn't get it geg. Glad to know you got it now

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fucking cant belive faggots are on this board

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>>10614
>goes on the e-dating board of a website comprised almost entirely of men
>"Why are there so many fags here?"
Retard

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>>10612
i got it and im typing a response but im doing 10 things at the same time right now sorry for the delay..

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>>10622
Oh that's fine. I'll be waiting then.

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>>10492
Are you still there? I sent some stuff to you :(

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>>10623
tell me when you send a response in case this happens again cuz i sent one to yours

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Just shut the fucking site down already holy fuck.

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got me commands mixed up fag sorry

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nigger

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And this is exactly the pwoblem with the west today, and in fact, a-all… all europeans and white people! This is exactly the pwoblem, they don't take anything sewiously and they're too individualistic, and they're… You know what they do in their fwee time instead of… puwwing money togethew and becoming powewful? They post GAY FWUITY NIGGEWS ON MY FUCKING DATE BOAWD WHEWE I'M TWYING TO FIND A FUCKING WAI-FOO, AWKAY?! SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING READ t-MARCH OF THE TITANS SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME INSPIWATION AND HAVE SOME VALUE IN YOUR HEAWT TO STAWT A WEWOWUTION INSTEAD OF… POWSTING FUCKING FAGGOTS ON MY BOAWD! JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!

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>>10685
this is the LAST TIME IM GONNA TELL IT TO YOU. I SWEAR BY MY NAME AND BLOOD THAT YOU DIRTY MILLENIALS ARE THE FOREFRONT OF ROT FOR ALL CHANS. KILL YOURSELF. YOURE 40 FUCKING YEARS OLD AND YOU"RE STILL LAUGHING AT FUCKING LOLCOWS. LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU GOYNIGGER ITS YOU!!! YOURE THE LOLCOW!!!!! FUCKINGFUCK YOU!

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>this is the LAST TIME IM GONNA TELL IT TO YOU. I SWEAR BY MY NAME AND BLOOD THAT YOU DIRTY MILLENIALS ARE THE FOREFRONT OF ROT FOR ALL CHANS. KILL YOURSELF. YOURE 40 FUCKING YEARS OLD AND YOU"RE STILL LAUGHING AT FUCKING LOLCOWS. LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU GOYNIGGER ITS YOU!!! YOURE THE LOLCOW!!!!! FUCKINGFUCK YOU!

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>>11040
why is this cute…

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>And this is exactly the pwoblem with the west today, and in fact, a-all… all europeans and white people! This is exactly the pwoblem, they don't take anything sewiously and they're too individualistic, and they're… You know what they do in their fwee time instead of… puwwing money togethew and becoming powewful? They post GAY FWUITY NIGGEWS ON MY FUCKING DATE BOAWD WHEWE I'M TWYING TO FIND A FUCKING WAI-FOO, AWKAY?! SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING READ t-MARCH OF THE TITANS SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME INSPIWATION AND HAVE SOME VALUE IN YOUR HEAWT TO STAWT A WEWOWUTION INSTEAD OF… POWSTING FUCKING FAGGOTS ON MY BOAWD! JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!

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krest1k log in

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>>11089
marge

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>>>10685
>this is the LAST TIME IM GONNA TELL IT TO YOU. I SWEAR BY MY NAME AND BLOOD THAT YOU DIRTY MILLENIALS ARE THE FOREFRONT OF ROT FOR ALL CHANS. KILL YOURSELF. YOURE 40 FUCKING YEARS OLD AND YOU"RE STILL LAUGHING AT FUCKING LOLCOWS. LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU GOYNIGGER ITS YOU!!! YOURE THE LOLCOW!!!!! FUCKINGFUCK YOU!

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nice try fed

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25 years old virgin from mambai' india
are there any indian girls here??

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>>11139
And this is exactly the pwoblem with the west today, and in fact, a-all… all europeans and white people! This is exactly the pwoblem, they don't take anything sewiously and they're too individualistic, and they're… You know what they do in their fwee time instead of… puwwing money togethew and becoming powewful? They post GAY FWUITY NIGGEWS ON MY FUCKING DATE BOAWD WHEWE I'M TWYING TO FIND A FUCKING WAI-FOO, AWKAY?! SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING READ t-MARCH OF THE TITANS SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME INSPIWATION AND HAVE SOME VALUE IN YOUR HEAWT TO STAWT A WEWOWUTION INSTEAD OF… POWSTING FUCKING FAGGOTS ON MY BOAWD! JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!

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um.. guys.. what did i just heckin read?! talk about a wholesome OVERLOAD!

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I hope you return and get bombed
Im ukraryan if dat matters
Fuck you nigger

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instantly DNBed

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>>11173
pls splash milk all over me >w<

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>>11229
Is this J. R. "Bob" Dobbs? Picrel

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>>9251
>>9252
geeeg you should voice chudjak if we ever make a soymovie

>>8071 (OP)
i yelled doctos irl while reading dis thread by el way

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>>11398
>I'M JUST LIKE HITLUR, BRO! I WILL SPEAK TRUTHNUKES FROM MOMMY'S BASEMENT THAT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER! THEN YOU'LL FINALLY KNOW I'M RIGHT!

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historic thread

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Do not disrespect the Ukraryans, baitard.

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Typed in the wrong field.

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>>11398
larpenwaffen

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>>11398
the most selfish sentence ever uttered

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>I'M JUST LIKE HITLUR, BRO! I WILL SPEAK TRUTHNUKES FROM MOMMY'S BASEMENT THAT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER! THEN YOU'LL FINALLY KNOW I'M RIGHT!

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How about you move back to Ukraine, and help me beat up tck officers

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I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF, FRITZ

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>>8071 (OP)
Up

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This thread would have never existed if Salt didnt take over the shitty btw

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>>8071 (OP)
what city? if berlin then i could plap your ass but that's the most i'm willing to do

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butt

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hi lol

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>>13645
Putin should've wiped OP out nigga what are you doing

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>>>13645 (You)
>Putin should've wiped OP out nigga what are you doing
i love stroking my 2 inch indonesian penis to small submissive ukrainian femboys

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i do

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