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>>6775 (OP)so straight geg
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>>6775 (OP)> run a homophobic site.marge are you a janny
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>>6781my hair is red but yes i do look like that
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>>6780you could call me that but i wont say what site
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what is your email or cord
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>>6794chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com
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>>6795i called it that because i think chud is funny
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>>6775 (OP)jartycuck alert i repeat jartycuck alert
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>run a homophobic site
>is a bi retard faggot
>hitler is cool too i guess
kill yourself fucking retard form your own opinion instead of being right wing for the sake of attentionwhoring
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>>6887>US>whitelarp alert
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>>6887also fogs me i hate this site kys jannypedo
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>>7007Just have her stand next to a Euromutt if you want her to look white
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How fat are you
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>>7041fake numbers in fake units
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>>6775 (OP)Why are you even here, if you let me, nah, excuse me but you wouldn't be here.
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>>7045If you don't recognize imperial odds are you werent white enough for her standards anyway
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>>7056if youre interested hit me up at
chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com
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>>7065Did your brownness rub off on me?
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>>7068Just email me at noahmusic2009@gmail.com
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>>7097fetch me a slider nigger
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>>7071i sent an email but think ive heard of this email before so it might be fake
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>>7103It's already been drowned out by a hundred blacked.com newsletters, mind sending it again
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>>7109ar you the fat nigger someone posted
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>>7111I'm a 6'4 chiseled statue greek god of a man
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>>7113midwestern us
>>7111>picrelnigger is ugly only looking for healthy weight men
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>>7132hot but ur nor hitler
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>>7136No but I can see why you'd mix me up
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>>7139post color pic then retard
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>>7140I already spent all my money on roids, cant afford any better pic quality
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How would yourself and how would rest of people rate you?
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>>7142sorry not interested in fossils
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>>7144In my home country, 10, but outside of India probably a 3
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>>7145My style is timeless babe
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>>71447/10 but my family says i have a toxic personality
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>>7148i thought you were white nigger
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>>7156I see you've noticed my skin bleaching regimen
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>>7148Are you bharati lady ππ₯
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>>7148ew not interested in shitskins go poop in someone elses mouth
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>>7159It's where my beauty comes from
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>>7152How toxic, are you very honest and suddenly some of your relatives got offended?
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if you are a sisa then do go kys if not then you can stay
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>>7166I'm indian so that should clear me of the SISA accusations
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>>7164I say nigger sometimes
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best of salt 2
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>>7168Only by this they say you have a toxic personality?
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>>7173Trying screaming nigger around your family and see how much they love you
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>>7160i shouted nigger a million times at the grocery store a while back because a negress pissed me off
id like to remain anon for now so all i got is the drawing, but i have less eyebags than how i draw myself according to my mom
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>>7179should i punctuate more often btw?
its rather annoying to press shift in my honest opinion
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>>7185Depends, how dark is your skin
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>>7186hungary and romania wuz aryan first though since half of the users on this site actually spawned from there, ok?
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>>7186fuck you falseflagger
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>>7196So white? Knew this was a waste of time
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>>7195keek hungaro-mutts really? romaryans vvonered
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>>7176Probably they got angry or surprised, I guess this could have more sense considering you live in the us as it seems, although this doesn't rest the fact some of these relatives ours could be easily-offended persons, idk so it is like a histrionic behaviour or smth.
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>>7200I just dont think normal people appreciate racism much
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>i run a homophobic site
BEST OF QUOTE
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Quote trooned out finally
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>>7202Makes sense, just wondering that how you said the word nigger I'm front of them, like if it's very loud and in a looney way.
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>>7206hit me up at
chudchudchvdchudchud@protonmail.com
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>>7211falsflagniggers derailing>>7207
>>7207im not quote why does eveyone here think that
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alright im bored of falseflagging as some soc nigger lady goodbye chudcels hope you can make do with a tissue and lotion tonight
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>>7213Are you perhaps a booru namefag
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>>7222How did you know I was giga
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>>7222no i dont namefag but some people have a name for me
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>>7225There is a nigger with the same name on the booru as your proton
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>>7230thats this sites version of anon retard
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>>7238I know you fucking nigger when I say the exact same I mean the exact same. Chud strung multiple times
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>>7246>>7238It's so cute seeing two retards navigate their first conversation
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>>7246literal who or site owner im not him, i use alphabetical so u is next to v
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>>7247Glaugbr msbayav mpauht meuhakama groaubmmksjh marigsjnma
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you guys are pathetic im going to find boyfriend irl
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How deep yo pussy is
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yeah you do not look anything like that
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ok post disc
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>>6775 (OP)Voice message or GTFO
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>>7849i use the intercom to make landing and departure announcements etc so i cant do that because opsec
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up
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>>7953Well then, tits or GTFO
>Just like muh heccin ED articles! β8377[Quote]
>>8375T: Treat
I: Industrial
T: Trannies
S: Sordidly
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when the SISA is a OMG
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>>8378O: Organized
M: Mechanism
G: Gauge
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I cannot exaggerate this is too much of a SISA
β8382[Quote]
>bi
bykes btfo this will always be a heterosexual site
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>>8381yo sup gng my name is ted, i believe the Industrial Revolution is sus af and we should return to nature because the trees are bussin no cap ngl, can i crack?
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>>8384you can tell it's bait because 'tokgroids don't talk like this anymore
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>>8386Or because it's a
COPYPASTA you retard, holy shit nusois are actually intellectually disabled
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OMGSI TOO A…
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>>8387oldfag leakage newgods won
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>>8391us newGODS are based and tokpilled
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>>8402this looks like its traced from 67 ya kuchh aur
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>>8404no it was traced from some kike on /r/ and i thought it was geggy
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>>8406Sorry to derail this thread but is Ted Kaczynski, Le giga?
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>>8413What is this βjak called i want to make an article on it
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>>8418Kikeson will be getting an article soon
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>>8423we need to make a million new Soyjaks. This board needs to be new giga board. It has pure. It has kikeson. It has Kaczynski. It is giga. We need to promote it.
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up
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>>9145>>8423we need to make a million new Soyjaks. This board needs to be new giga board. It has pure. It has kikeson. It has Kaczynski. It has SISAS. It has whores. It is giga. We need to promote it
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>>9148Yes, we need to promote date.
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>>9000
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>>9149Promote it on Netherchan, itβs a dead Dutch imageboard
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I just connected the dots
>salt said he works high up in the sky
>same look
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Whoever posted this schizophrenically analysed every single one of salts posts
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Looking at this mor, this might be salt
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hello salt
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>>10000
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>>10035imagine if its salt pretending to be a woman geeeg
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>>10040salt is vivaldi traiso wompa theory
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>>10040If this is salt, then salt is a woman judging from the way salt acts
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>>6775 (OP)why you're here in the first place
β10075[Quote]
>>10069because xe wants a /Date/
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HOLY MOTHER OF BAIT
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>>6775 (OP)w bait, everypony fell for this
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hello pl;ease send me your boobs now slut
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>>10165very good effort spent on perfectly replicating salt's typing style, every single personal detail revealed about salt, revealing what salt meant by "Working in the clouds"
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>>10227>often i like reusing my weird speech and typing mannerisms when i find them funnythis part too, reusing the stop ddos bit
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my discord is @legab3004 hmu!
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hi geg
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>>10442>>9841This isn't what convinced me, it was the stenography, accidentally revealing the job and also how salt is pretty agreeable
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DO NOT LET THE SOYIM FIND OUT ABOUT THIS
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>kys salt fuggen jardee
2 weeks late
>ow may gawsh mawmy salt
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DNI DNI DNI
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hello salt can i fuck you
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>>10734You need to email her first chuddie
β10757[Quote]
I genuinely think you should stick a 12 gauge in your mouth and pull the trigger
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Salt if you are seeing this send bobs and vagne
β10787[Quote]
Hit me up on soybooru, poopman3000
β10796[Quote]
How do i contact you, im interested
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>>10796email
chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com
β10803[Quote]
>>10801Yeah i still got It, hit me up on soybooru, poopman3000
β10804[Quote]
>>10803thats not her.
thats salt's email
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>>10803ive kinda given up on this so good luck
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OP ANSWER ME I AM A 19 YEAR OLD BRAPZILIAN MALE, IM IN LOVE WITH YOU, PLEASE HIT ME UP
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Salt is le sisa?
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WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON ROMAN CATHOLICISM
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we love you salt
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hi salt <3
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>>8410not letting it slide this is historic
β11371[Quote]
This Post was originally made as a joke, but
SALT IS VERY LIKELY SOOT AND SOOT IS RANDAL'S STRONGEST WARRIORSnopes:
On the 'ru and on the sources for this article
https://soyjakwiki.org/Soot%27s_identityVidrel is my proof of work.
1st picrel is a screenshot of (You) on my post.
>2nd picrel is Mustard speaking of Salt's Identity.>3rd picrel is Salt's Mii>4th picrel is Randal's Strongest Warrior's soysona β11376[Quote]
>>11373can i fuck you with my bwc anyway
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soot is trying to cover his tracks
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>>11378Marge? My artstyle is different than Soot's.
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>>11382are you still a foid doe
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>>11440Also funny how he diverts our attention with an obvious fake soyop (randal = soot), soot is nothing like this faggot (as you can tell by that short ama he did)
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>>11443STOP GANGSTALKING ME SALTCORD KYS KYS
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>>11448YOU KNOW WHO HE IS
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>>11448>some dudeGEG NUSWAS DONT EVEN KNOW OF MIKE MA, JSID!
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>>11450>>11451What does he have to do with this?
I get he's a somewhat well known author behind a book and thought leader in some right wing political groups, but why is he relevant
If this is related to some theory, show your reasoning behind it or GTFO.
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>>11447>>11450>>11451Nonsense copied from Google search and /x/ Award.
Mike Ma does not even have his own article on the Soyjak Wiki.
> β11470[Quote]
>>11454ai slop response kys and go: " TypingsJapgolly" " QtAws" and " ForCanBeConvertedToF" "Japgolly"
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>>11471>beat up anime kidsadmin thrembo
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>>11471he sounds retarded
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>>11474OF course you say this big janny glownigger, stop judenstalking me
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>>11475i meant ma sounds retarded
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>>11476OF COURSE YOU FUCKING SAY THIS BIG JANNY FROM THE WEAB MAFIA CABAL THAT HAS RULED THE SHARTY SINCE IT FELL FROM THE HANDS OF SOOT KYSSS
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>>11371smells like a psyop, also the way Randal acts is way differently from salt
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?archivestatus=pending
?target="data.nsa.soy.init"
/Confirmation underway, queued for monlist
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>>12242its some schizo larping as salt who thinks
salt = soot and that soot = randal (mudstard approved
(((THEORY))))
just like
India = turkiye (gen z cockroach protests) and turkiye = caliphate (it just is?)
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>>12231im making it official.
THIS IS POOPSON. β12327[Quote]
>>11474KYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BIG JANNY KYS
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>>12262I FUCKING RELATE
I WILL FUCKING DO THIS TO HER
RAPE NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOW β12332[Quote]
>>asl
>pic is self portrait
>>age>Hello I would like to chat with you, not for romantic interest, but as a person who is interested in being a friend
>you could message me at soyjakchris@proton.me>Hello I would like to chat with you, not for romantic interest, but as a person who is interested in being a friend
>you could message me at soyjakchris@proton.me>Hello I would like to chat with you, not for romantic interest, but as a person who is interested in being a friend
>you could message me at soyjakchris@proton.me>Hello I would like to chat with you, not for romantic interest, but as a person who is interested in being a friend
>you could message me at soyjakchris@proton.me>Hello I would like to chat with you, not for romantic interest, but as a person who is interested in being a friend
>you could message me at soyjakchris@proton.me>Hello I would like to chat with you, not for romantic interest, but as a person who is interested in being a friend
>you could message me at soyjakchris@proton.me>Hello I would like to chat with you, not for romantic interest, but as a person who is interested in being a friend
>you could message me at soyjakchris@proton.me>Hello I would like to chat with you, not for romantic interest, but as a person who is interested in being a friend
>you could message me at soyjakchris@proton.me>Hello I would like to chat with you, not for romantic interest, but as a person who is interested in being a friend
>you could message me at soyjakchris@proton.me>Hello I would like to chat with you, not for romantic interest, but as a person who is interested in being a friend
>you could message me at soyjakchris@proton.me
>fully grown up but still young i think
>>sex
>im a real woman
>>sexuality
>currently bi but vastly prefer men
>>relationship status
>single, broke up when she found out i run a homophobic site good riddance
>>location
>midwestern us
>>politics
>alt right racist and transphobic and considering homophobia too and hitler is cool too i guess
>>religion
>agnostic i think religion is stupid
>>interests
>edgy stuff like this website and i also like drawing but hate that it looks like a jap made it
>>employment
>airline stewardess
>>personality
>id like to think i dont have mental disorders
>not diagnosed
>a little bit anxious/paranoid due to vivid imagination
>sometimes fascinated by it and sometimes scared by it and im afraid of the dark sometimes
>not sure if introvert or extrovert its kind of confusing
>often i like reusing my weird speech and typing mannerisms when i find them funny
>>notes
>please be kind to me im new to edating
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> age: 18
> Discord: Randymarsh210. (include the period)
> race: wasian
> political: Anarchist capital / albanian third position
Idk what else to put if you have questions add me xx
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>>12242dats aryan frogcuck
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You know, huge props to OP. I never actually read this post in full, it's a really good pastiche of the typing style/personality of Salt based off what we know about him
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>>12520or, err, sorry, "her" i guess
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test
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>>13532Nobaldi cares about 'em.
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itβs salt
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Ew foidΒ²
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This woman is threatening me
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Notice how xe used the word 'sex' but then said 'woman' instead of 'female'.