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New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
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<YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT IT REFERRIN' TO, NIGGUH!!! THE FUCKIN' PORN BELLY ON THE FUCKIN' MENU!!! DON' PLAY WITH ME!!!
The waiter leans in to hear.
<I'm sorry, but I really don't know what you're talking about! there's multiple pork belly items on the menu, please clarif-
Doorknob slams his fists into the table and climbs up on top of it, screaming.
<I AIN'T SAYIN IT!!! I AINT SAYIN' THAT FUCKIN' CORNY ASS NAME! YOU AIN'T GON MAKE ME FUCKIN' SAY SHIT, CRACKA ASS BITCH!!
He pulls his rifle from his pocket and levels it at the waiter.
I GON FUCKIN' SMOKE YOU NIGGA!! STOP FUCKIN PLAYIN' GAMES WITH ME LIKE I SUM LIL' BITCH, OR I GON BLOW YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF!

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The waiter steps back, breaking into a sweat.
<H-hey.. calm down.. I get it, okay! I know what you mean! I'll get it right away!
<OH YEAH? SO YOU ADMIT IT THEN, HUH? YOU ADMITS YOU WAS FUCKIN' WITH ME THAT WHOLE TIME, N' YOU KNEW DAMN WELL WHAT I WAS FUCKIN' TALKIN ABOUT? HUH? YOU BITCH ASS FUCKIN' NIGGA? FUCK YOU!!
He fires his gun into the ceiling multiple times.
<YOU GON GET ME MY MEAL ALRITE, AND YOU GON GET ME DAT SHIT FO' FREE, YA' HEAR ME? AND IT BETTA' BE SPICY AS SHIT, OR ELSE YOU'SE FUCKIN' DEAD YOU HEAR ME?? FUCKIN' DEAD!!!
A deadly hush falls over the restaurant. Patrons freeze mid-bite, too scared to do anything that might incur Doorknob's wrath. The waiter stands petrified, hands up, the color drained from his face.
What do you do?

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>>167081
used the wrong image for the second panel here, was supposed to be this

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>>167079
>oreos

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>>167081
tell mr shooty nigger to stop being such a bigot to wholesome service workers

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>>167081
ask the waiter to take off one of his shoes for doorknob or something

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>>167081
pull his pants down and fart in his ass and oreos

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>>167086
>and oreos

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where is website

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>>167081
Ask Doorknob to sit down, then wait silently for your orders, perhaps listen to the wholesum 100 stomp-clap-hey songs constantly playing on the restaurant speakers

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>>167088
There's a link in one of the reppeys, i'll get it for you

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>>167088
Here you go

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Chive this fucking thread already

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>>167093
It's looped so it'll be fine

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>>167093
I'll make a new thread in a bit, don't worry. I've just been waiting until I can make panels more quickly again

 â„–167096[Quote]

oh BTW, since someone asked for it, I'm dumping all the character sprites for Save The Bull in this thread:
https://soyjak.st/r/thread/23273.html

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>>167081
tell the waiter to roll with it to not cause a scene

 â„–167099[Quote]

Up

 â„–167100[Quote]

>>167095
Marge what's the progress

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Up

 â„–167102[Quote]

Up

 â„–167103[Quote]

>>167100
Going to be posting the new panels tonight

 â„–167104[Quote]

>>167103
hey the website ends at stb47

 â„–167105[Quote]

>>167104
yeah I realize, I'm gonna add more panels to it soon. it just takes a while to upload it all 'cause i gotta compress shieet so the servers don't crash

 â„–167106[Quote]


 â„–167107[Quote]

Gem go up

 â„–167108[Quote]

bumorald

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BVMO

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BVMO

 â„–167111[Quote]

BVMORALD

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I said I'd post it tonight to motivate myself but it's late and i need to sleep so I'm just gonna post it in le morning

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>>167112
It's morning, are you still sleeping?

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>>167113
I thought I'd have more time in the morning but it was eaten up by homework and now I'm in class
I'll post it when I get back from school, have heckin' patience little pissbaby chudcel

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>>167114
I will, don't worry

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BVMO

 â„–167117[Quote]

bumpity bump

 â„–167118[Quote]

Uppity

 â„–167119[Quote]

UPPITY BUMPITY BUMPITY UP

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>>167119
Sorry, I got raped by a pack of wild niggers at school. I just got back and I'm working on the panels now

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>>167120
Hope you're okay

 â„–167122[Quote]

I was just about to go to bed geg

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>>167121
My anus is prolapsed but other than that I'm fine
>>167122
Don't get your hopes up, I'm gonna try to work fast but I might end up only finishing it at 4am geg. Also trips checked

 â„–167124[Quote]

>>166637
kys big nigger lips spammer

 â„–167125[Quote]

Uperald

 â„–167126[Quote]

Uppity up

 â„–167127[Quote]

BUMPITY BUMP

 â„–167128[Quote]

UPPITY UP BUMPITY BUMP

 â„–167129[Quote]

up right now



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