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RIP to a gemmy adventure
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POLL RESULT: FOLLOW SOOT
You decide to follow Soot.
Soot cracks a smile.
<Great decision, mate! Looks like at least someone pays me respect for keeping this world running!
<You'll want to continue forwards to the port, then. Good luck getting your sacrifices!
Thor, on the other hand, seems sullen with disappointment.
<Though you are my adherent, I cannot fault you for seeking to please the king of the gods… After all, to deny him is to risk death.
<Be that as it may, still I will follow you. Your mandate is to bring Soot 100 virgin men - but I swear on my honor, under my watch none of them shall be Aryans.
In a flash of light, before you stands Thor no longer but a crow, albeit with a suspiciously Thor-shaped head.
It pulls you out from the mud, and you resume your journey west. Soon, you arrive at the port town. It is still the early hours before dawn, and not a soul has yet woken.
What do you do?
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>>164546wake everyone by brapping
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bumo
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>>164549go back soijak self-inserter
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Thor turns you into a white man again
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>>164548You let out an earth-shattering, nose-wrinkling brap. Immediately, people start rushing out of their doors, choking and coughing with tears in their eyes, looking around for the source of the odor.
Most of them are niggers, but you see one white man, likely here on a business trip.
What do you do?
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>>164553tell them there's free p and o where soot wants you bring them.
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>>164554Since you are a jartymule, you lack the necessary appendages to goon, so instead you make do by humping the nearest house.
The nigger who owns the house is made very upset by this.
<NIGGA - cough cough - WHAT THE FUCK? WHY THIS DONKEY FUCKIN MY HOUSE? YOU CAN'T JUS FUCK MY HOUSE MAN IT'S MINEWhat do you do?
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>>164556Point to the bottom of the nearest cliff and say they're giving away free p and o at the bottom so the sub 50 iq villagepeople kill xemselves.
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>>164557You point to the bottom of the nearest cliff and say they're giving away free p and o at the bottom.
The townsfolk's eyes widen, but only the blackest, darkest gorilla nigger takes the bait, running off the cliff and jumping without hesitation.
<P? P! GIVS ME P!!He falls down into the swirling waters below and disappears.
The other townsfolk rush to the edge, squinting down.
<Free p? Sounds good, I mite go too… wait a minute, there ain't no child pornography down there! There nobody down there!<YOU LIE TO US! YOU LIED TO WARRIOR Z! YOU HAS KILL OUR TOWN'S STRONGEST WARRIOR!They are weeping and shaking with rage, and beginning to advance upon you. If you don't act quickly, you might find yourself becoming a stew.
What do you do?
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>>164558release a blindingly toxic brap and push the others over the edge while they're disoriented
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>>164365kys big nigger lips spammer
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>>164558Sing the jartymule song to calm them down
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>>164559You release a rancid brap, and they stumble back, clutching their eyes and retching.
<WHAT THE- EUCH, UGH, AAHHHGG!!!Taking advantage of their blindness, you use your powerful hindquarters to kick them each to their watery demise.
Once this is done with, Thor nods to you approvingly.
<You have done well, my child, as is expected of a son of Malalea. Soon, you will achieve TND and save the white race forever.Feeling a sense of satisfaction, you trot back into the village. It is now quiet and empty - it seems the rest of the townfolk have either fled or returned to their houses.
What do you do?
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>>164562let's search for the white guy
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>>164562search for the white guy and steal and wear his skin
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>>164562find the white guy and steal his car is he has one i guess
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>>164562Set up a cardboard cutout of soytan and hide to trick the remaining townsfolk to come out
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>>164573Cut out this guys lungs and eat them to be able to breathe longer
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don't let this gem slip
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>>164575evendoe it's looped
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>>164580
This soyak pisses me off, I would gain great pleasure stomping on its fucking skull with soccer cleats. I wish I could strangle it and watch the life slowing drain from it's eyes. If this were a real person they would be found dead in a body bag laying somewhere in a ditch. I hope the artist that added this specific facial expression breaks their wrist so they can never draw something so abhorrent ever again.
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GEEEEEEEEEEG
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>>164562come back we miss yoj
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Marge
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Did OP die?
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>>164916not dead, just had a lot of homework and shit I had to do that was keeping my hands tied. Going to be updating very soon
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Pack it the fuck in mate
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>>164492Was this thread resurrected?