>About 88 years ago the battle of the bulge was won after Pop-pop ate the largest french toast at Denny's or whatever

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Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:49:44 №148531 [Quote]

>About 88 years ago the battle of the bulge was won after Pop-pop ate the largest french toast at Denny's or whatever

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:51:04 №148532 [Quote]

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>So are we drilling for car oil or seed oil

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:52:15 №148533 [Quote]

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>God made the heaven, the earth, the American cheese, the bun, the firmament, the McFlurry, all sorts of shit

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:53:11 №148534 [Quote]

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>Dad's advice was simple for me to follow, just "chew, chew, swallow" and you can solve any problem

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:54:16 №148535 [Quote]

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>Go back to your home country or wherever those spicy sausages are made

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:55:43 №148536 [Quote]

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>I'll take one case of beer, one box of fries, two Dinner boxes, three Diet Pepsis, four chewable toys, and a large Coke

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:56:32 №148537 [Quote]

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>Are those flowers edible?

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:57:19 №148538 [Quote]

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>The civil war was 1488 years ago and you know who won? America

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:58:17 №148539 [Quote]

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>The wedding cake was great, they should have made it a large.

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:59:02 №148540 [Quote]

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>My favorite two documentaries are The Bible and Supersize Me

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:00:36 №148541 [Quote]

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>Personally I hate Walmart. The aisles aren't wide enough and the Hungry Man tv dinners are too high for me to reach

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:01:59 №148542 [Quote]

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>Son, remember you come from a long line of cheeseburgers

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:03:01 №148543 [Quote]

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>We will be having a 21 salt shaker salute to the brave soldiers in Israel later tonight along with a spaghetti dinner

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:03:51 №148544 [Quote]

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>My favorite part of being a Catholic is the fish fry

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:05:09 №148545 [Quote]

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>American men can eat 300 gallons of seed oil in 20 minutes

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:05:54 №148546 [Quote]

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>So here's how you can deep-fry ice cream

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:07:21 №148547 [Quote]

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>The white race is in trouble so lets pull up the bootstraps and overalls straps and our pants loops and our underwears so we can face this obesity challenge

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:08:30 №148548 [Quote]

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>Germany? Never heard of her

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:09:40 №148549 [Quote]

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>Do the fries come with a side of grease?

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:10:49 №148550 [Quote]

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>When I met your Mom at the hotdog eating challenge, I knew she was the one for me

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:11:48 №148551 [Quote]

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>Yeah the pool has some shit floating in it but you can still swim through it

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:13:17 №148552 [Quote]

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>The Constitution is as follows: 1. Don't kill people unless they are brown 2. Thou shalt not eat too much or you'll throw up 4. Walmart is open 24 hours a day

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:14:14 №148553 [Quote]

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>Oman, you're making me Hungary! Har har har

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:15:19 №148554 [Quote]

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>There is no lengths I will not go, no distance I will not run, no pain that I will not endure, for the sake of securing the borders of Israel

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:16:09 №148555 [Quote]

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>You know I named you Sammy after the ham sandwich, right?

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:17:23 №148556 [Quote]

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>Hawaii? Is that where the punch comes from?

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:18:17 №148557 [Quote]

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>You know, deep down in my arteries I could tell I was destined for something great

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:19:08 №148558 [Quote]

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>The Mexican-American war was over who had the better chips and dip

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:20:25 №148559 [Quote]

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>Abraham Lincoln fit an entire submarine sandwich in that hat

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:22:36 №148560 [Quote]

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>I pledge allegiance, to the fags, of the United States of America. And to the Golden Corral, whose line I'll stand in, one nation, under porn, with freedom and corn syrup for all.

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:23:55 №148561 [Quote]

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>I don't care if you're black, white, purple, green, candy cane, or brown. We can still eat at the same table together.

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:24:58 №148562 [Quote]

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>Shut the shit up. Shut the fuck leave.