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Hello fellow soy'dults, I want money advice because I'm an adult who is above 18 and here is what I'm looking for:

Work adive
Big adult tax advice
How to scam goyim
How to house tax finance adult stuff
How to make money in funny ohio skibidi
How to loose it all in inevestements

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TING TING TING. This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “hair-comb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little hair-comb”

I’m not really interested in hair-comb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

THE CLUB ERUPTED WITH APPLAUSE.

“I’ve got the keylogger.” I've whispered.

THE AUDIENCE WAS STARTING TO GO NUTS. Strippers came over and high-fived me.

I’ve never seen this kind of enthusiasm for crypto, or anything else besides a Super Bowl, in a strip club.
I’m getting applauded over hair-comb?! Seriously?

Go to your local strip club now and mention the hair-comb we've just sent to you…

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