Currently in the army. Ask Me Anything. I got conscripted. And I'm not joking.

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Rupturejak EL57vqnt 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:11:33 №22760 [View All][1][2][Quote]

Currently in the army. Ask Me Anything. I got conscripted. And I'm not joking.

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Soyprano EL57vqnt 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:34:14 №22836 [Quote]

>>22834
Cyanide pill in upper lip.

Plier JXaEDIz7 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:34:23 №22837 [Quote]

>>22833
It's a good plan, then you could post about it here, like the IDF defector but, in the men with glasses website

Meximutt Fe5D4bjP 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:34:29 №22838 [Quote]

if you die can your last words be "he will always be a gem" o algo

Aryan EL57vqnt 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:34:58 №22839 [Quote]

>>22838
If you roll dubs I do it.

Norwegian iij4LYVo 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:35:10 №22840 [Quote]

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Fee fi fo fum

Nojak JFNka8hT 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:35:19 №22841 [Quote]

OH MY SCIENCE YOU'LL GET TO BE IN A WHOLESOMERINO REDDIT POST!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1at80n5/soldiers_from_the_3rd_assault_brigade_posing/

Cado cMC5G9lw 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:35:47 №22842 [Quote]

>>22839
checkim

Baby JFNka8hT 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:36:45 №22843 [Quote]

>>22826
Add it to the ukrain war page https://soyjakwiki.org/Russo-Ukrainian_War

Don Turtelli iij4LYVo 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:36:53 №22844 [Quote]

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>Getting sent to pokrovsk and getting shelled 24/7

Beastjak W2mzENm0 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:36:59 №22845 [Quote]

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>>>12068554
>I do hope I get to rape some russian bussy o algo

Bobson lWcirQ6D 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:38:17 №22846 [Quote]

>>22841
We’ll see op on reddit geg
How will redditors react when they find out that xe posted on literally hitler.com though?

Nulljak zHFb8U6s 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:38:27 №22847 [Quote]

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.。.:*・°.。.:*・Throws sparkles°.。.:*・°.。.:*・°

sir welcome to /soy/ söyjaks currently its 6:58 PM n all of our trans employees are at home injecting hrt n hugging each other r so please try com back later n.n

.。.:*・°..:*・°.。.:*・°.。.:*・。.:*・°°.:*°:*・°

Cryboy iij4LYVo 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:38:51 №22848 [Quote]

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Soyak W2mzENm0 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:40:01 №22849 [Quote]

>>22833
TSMT
IT'S NOT WORTH IT CHUD, if you survive feel free to visit vladivostok, you will be welcomed

SLF nsz6qNCG 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:40:05 №22850 [Quote]

Geeeeeeeg hohligger prepare to get fucking annihilated by a russaryan artillery shell

Dubbbzjak nsz6qNCG 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:40:49 №22851 [Quote]

149.200 Вoлга
149.200 Вoлга
149.200 Вoлга

Platejak iij4LYVo 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:43:38 №22852 [Quote]

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>tfw getting shelled in freezing trenches while rich niggas are having hot gay sex in Kiev nightclubs

Goopjak JFNka8hT 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:45:00 №22853 [Quote]

>>22852
love to think about what im fighting for

Femjak EL57vqnt 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:45:09 №22854 [Quote]

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And in our barrack someone threw a slice of cheese on the roof

Rupturejak nsz6qNCG 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:46:31 №22855 [Quote]

149.200 Вызывай Вoлгу!
149.200 Вызывай Вoлгу!
149.200 Вызывай Вoлгу!
149.200 Вызывай Вoлгу!
149.200 Вызывай Вoлгу!

Punkjak JXaEDIz7 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:46:41 №22856 [Quote]

Someone please add this to the 'ki and 'chive this thread

Brandon iij4LYVo 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:47:05 №22857 [Quote]

>>22854
How did it stick

Bapepe Or^Cj3By 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:48:13 №22858 [Quote]

>>22854
don't get the cheese touch

Beastjak W2mzENm0 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:48:17 №22859 [Quote]

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if you die they will declare you as missed in action to not pay sheckels to your family, this is real

Goopjak iij4LYVo 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:49:27 №22860 [Quote]

Did they force you into the van or did you not get physically forced

Glowie JXaEDIz7 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:50:50 №22861 [Quote]

>>22859
>>22860
Holy shit, now that i think about it, the US military ain't that bad, atleast when there's no wars going on, might join it because i need the money

PPP E!F!dxea 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:51:03 №22862 [Quote]

If you survive, share tactics with us so we can launch a larpsurrection tacticoolly

Chudbob EL57vqnt 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:51:09 №22863 [Quote]

>>22860
I scored to well during some test and I got given a note by some man in a uniform telling me to show up at the recruitment office

Doctos El5Kyp6T 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:51:20 №22864 [Quote]

>>22861
you can make more money working at mcdonalds doe

Minion iij4LYVo 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:52:14 №22865 [Quote]

Does anybody know where the 3rd brigade is currently stationed on the frontline

Jackob JXaEDIz7 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:52:58 №22866 [Quote]

>>22864
My brother joined the army, he told me that he never experienced combat, spent all day in the base and made good cash, fucker bought a house with that

Soytan iij4LYVo 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:53:43 №22867 [Quote]

>>22866
Also you can go to other countries for training which can be cool

Smugjak W2mzENm0 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:54:25 №22868 [Quote]

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>Does anybody know where the 3rd brigade is currently stationed on the frontline

Minion JXaEDIz7 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:55:10 №22869 [Quote]

>>22867
Yeah, he told me one of his friends was stationed on Saudi Arabia, apparently is like Dubai but even more fucking rich, and empty as fuck

Impjak El5Kyp6T 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:55:10 №22870 [Quote]

>>22866
when was that? 2008 or some shit? you definitely cant buy a house now with the pay they give

Lawrence JXaEDIz7 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:55:57 №22871 [Quote]

>>22870
Yeah, like 2016

Don Turtelli JXaEDIz7 07/08/25 (Tue) 18:00:20 №22872 [Quote]

>>22760 (OP)
take care, nusoiprivate

Nusoi iij4LYVo 07/08/25 (Tue) 19:09:31 №22873 [Quote]

Bump

Schwab DGegTW!w 07/08/25 (Tue) 19:16:01 №22874 [Quote]

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>>22760 (OP)
Remember, rape everyone and leave

Cado woe^stSw 07/08/25 (Tue) 19:17:18 №22875 [Quote]

>>22868
Gem

PPP t6HcidBz 07/08/25 (Tue) 19:17:24 №22876 [Quote]

Op are you bagel/barracks bunny on the 'cord and are you from canada

A24 u^T9KEZv 07/08/25 (Tue) 19:18:06 №22877 [Quote]

How does it feel having to fight for israel?

Baby IhslY^d8 07/08/25 (Tue) 19:21:02 №22878 [Quote]

Get a gopro

Raisinskin IhslY^d8 07/08/25 (Tue) 19:21:15 №22879 [Quote]

Get a gopro and blogpost

Emmanuel iij4LYVo 07/08/25 (Tue) 20:08:09 №22880 [Quote]

Up

Impjak cmmJlgsy 07/08/25 (Tue) 20:10:17 №22881 [Quote]

take care and wish u the best luck at the battlefront, war is no joke

Retard x^J1Pkvl 07/08/25 (Tue) 22:23:56 №22882 [Quote]

>>22866
>>22861
Goarmy shilling will never catch on fed pepe

Plier Bq^l8lIG 07/08/25 (Tue) 22:26:57 №22883 [Quote]

GIGALEE FUCKING WON

Bernd x^J1Pkvl 07/08/25 (Tue) 22:28:54 №22884 [Quote]

>>22883
geg this fuck giggers

Slurpjak ^ex^TKDm 07/08/25 (Tue) 22:30:22 №22885 [Quote]

>>22760 (OP)
finnish armed forces?