/an/ - Animals & Nature

>>5085 (OP)
absolute trvth fvcking nvke..
batGODs are waiting patiently for the downfall of feathercucks to take their rightful place

evendoe ostriches btfo apex predators with their stomps
pretty much the only example of a bird doing something cool though

>>5100
Pterosaurs were the biggest chads of flying animals, but unfortunately the Rothschilds sent that infamous asteroid back in time, causing their total extinction and having birds dominate the sky as the inferior replacement
On the topic of bats, bats do have a few things in common with pterosaurs, most notably how no matter their environment's circumstances and how they adapt to them, bats and pterosaurs always retain their ability to fly, while the moment birdSISSIES find themselves on a tiny island with no predators, they immediately proceed to become flightless, fat and defenseless, eventually dooming their entire lineage in the process

>>5118
I like this creature

If you could grow wings you would. Stay jelly 4ever

>>5120
Marge, birds aren't the only things with wings that fly, there are the insects, bats and pterosaurs (rest in peace king)
All three of them do a far better job at flying than birds

>>5100
^Bats
Eaten by chinks (unfortunately) so they're in the same proverbial boat as Birds
>>5118
That was a type of bird though

>>5085 (OP)
^Birds
^Cucks
TRUE

>>5131
You absolute nincompoop, pterosaurs literally are not birds at all, they're classed as a type of reptile
Just take a closer look at it, look at how its wings are made out of skin instead of primary feathers, and how it gets around on all fours which is something you don't see birds do and is a lot more in line with reptiles
Literally the only things pterosaurs have in common with birds is that they have beaks, which by your definition would also mean turtles are birds

Even doe birds can fly so you're wrong. Seagulls are the most unbothered aryanimals.
>can fly like an airplane with big wings.
>can swim. landcucks can't do shit no matter how powerful they may be.
>can drink sea water. will never go thirsty.
>can always hunt fish but can just steal from humans too.
>is not useful to humans, yet not going extinct.

>>5118
There is no way that grotesque thing can fly like a seagull let alone an albatross.

>>5147
Despite having no competition, this is the best feathercvcks could muster geeg, pteroGODS are still undefeated, one day dragons will return to the skies an BTFO all birds

And i'll mention it again, pterosaurs and bats always remain flying animals while birds become flighless and defenseless the moment they're no longer exposed to predation
This is the moa and it's so fucked that it doesn't even have wings at all, it was this bizarre armless biped that could only helplessly flail around and went extinct as soon as humans arrived, even if humans didn't exist they were still doomed to eventual extinction once new zealand inevitably sinks to the ocean floor due to plate tectonics

>>5139
It's body looks more bat-like in some areas than bird or reptile like tbf
Especially the feet

>>5148
>be too big
>go extinct the second a disaster happens and big food becomes too scarce to support your ameribrap tier size
Thanks for playing. Albatrosses regularly circumnavigate the planet. You don't need to be bigger than that.

>>5150
Maybe that's because they never were able to get to places where they're not hunted. So they had to keep flight.

Also dragons and what megafauna? What will they eat? Mammoths are extinct lil' bro. Seagulls on the other hand, won't go extinct despite humans killing all the megafauna, and destroying the habitats. Seagulls use cities to their advantage: They fly around chill, and let the goyim work for the food. Then they swoop in and take their phantom tax. Finally they land to literally laugh about it. If we are to make a hierarchy, seagulls are actually positioned higher than the goyim 99% of humans. Seagulls operate more akin to the global financial elite at this point. Remember, seagulls are not even domesticated. They also live without humans just fine: Living in inaccessible rock cliffs and eating everything around a beach that humans won't think of hunting.

>>5147
There's also something i forgot to mention, birds may have wings and be able to fly, but we hunans have something birds don't have: Hands, which enables us to do things birds could only ever dream of, even if featherslvttas achieved the same intelligence as humans, they wouldn't be able to do shit as they can't handle objects
Best of all, pterosaurs had hands in their wings essentially getting the best of both worlds, this is kunpengopterus and it was basically a flying monkey, while bird anatomy makes all birds inherently disabled
Ironically enough, birds are physically unable to flip the bird

>>5153
They're just freeloaders, take humans out of the picture and this KFC will have nothing going for it

birds won
crows won
keep raging on me

>>5154
Oh my science! Imagine if humans evolved from those. We could have flyable cities instead of just walkable ones. No flying cars needed.

>>5156
Can't hold objects award
No opposable thumbs award
Vantablack plumage award

>>5158
They would basically become dragons

Birds and Lizards are both weak as fuck
End of discussion

>>5382
At least lizards have hands, birds have no functional hands so they have no way to grab objects other than biting them, literal disabled creatures

>>5784
retard nigga have you never seen a single video of a parrot
they have two feet which can hold shit and they can stay on one foot
also they manage to do a similar amount of shit as apes even though the ape has hands and thumbs