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 β„–184592[Reply]

Add a "previous names" tab to the namefield instead of a persistent one to prevent using the wrong name (also easy capcodes so you dont have to remember a password)

 β„–184593

tsmt give nameGODS more power

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i dont actually have a userscript for this; i did this using inspect element



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 β„–184327[Reply]

What's the closest jak we've ever had to being the Cobson killer?
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>>184385
Made by a xitter faggot plus nobody uses it except for that drawfag

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Zuckjak is the cobson killer

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>>184395
even doe dubbbzjak won

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 β„–184368[Reply]

Saar please give me the soygem pass I put effort into my writing, I need a soygem pass because I want to use a VPN at my school, they are cracking down on shit. I will expose your website as being a Jewish operation, do not make a false move. Your website will be exposed as a honeypot, and your gathering of Shekels through selling our data will be stopped.
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School starts tomorrow I dont want to be datamined by da jooz please saar

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keep giving fucking β€˜cord normalniggers the pass this site is near it’s end you fucking kiked out jannies. Fuck you and your datamining faggot captchas nigga just get one that is simple no fucking nextgen georgefloyd tech captcha solving AI is going to come on your fuckass normalnigger sanctuary website. Harboring shit that goes against the principles of imageboards and taking a massive shit on this imageboard. Shame faggots shame. All to groom one last kid. Throggle my fucking balls faggots, fuck everyone that owns this half assed retard website you oldcuck fucking normalfaggot shit eating diaper wearing gigacucks. Maybe you wouldn’t need so many captchas and shit if you weren’t distracted grooming kids while your non existent wives get turbo nigga blacked. Fuck you. Fuck your site. Fucking faggot every cunt who runs this site has steamy anal with fat men and licks nutella out of asscracks. End all of your sad careers. Worthless pieces of shit your lives mean NOTHING

 β„–184393

Quit feeding the very cancer killing this site, 'cordspawn nametrannies literally thrive on the notoriety you give them, and it's apart of the reason why this place turned into a absolute irreparable shithole

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Proof I've been on the site since 2022. Stop giving newniggers da pass saar… I want the pass for the vpn access this school is jewed

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>>184368
>cord'
geg



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 β„–184487Locked[Reply]

Day 2 of asking soot to add /tub/ - tubbies
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>>184511
lake dipsy mogs albeit

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>>184506
would you

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>>184501
autistic samefagging

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>>184518
jannies went too far exposing him

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Moved to >>>/caca/7477.



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 β„–184484[Reply]

After taking a look at recent "data leaks" from the /sse/ incident, it looks like this website uses tables to save posts. Inside these tables there are namefields and inside those namefields it holds a string value telling in what name the post will appear

By default the namefield is "Chud", This word weights 4 bytes. This is not really performant.

Thats why i am introducing what i would like to call "Ghostnaming"

In Ghostnaming, the default namefield for tables will be ""(null/nil) and when the code runs to simulate the post it will write "Chud" instead of null. This simple function will save 4 bytes of data per post.

Lets do a simple math

Currently there are 10,127,629 posts on sharty. Assuming all of them have the name "Chud", this means that sharty currently has 40-38 MB of optimizeable data.

 β„–184485

the more you know



 β„–184206[Reply]

Found a tierlist on Sharty NAS in the wild and added some more entries to it, and I'd like to share my rankings. Any thoughts or suggestions?
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>pepe and 'ge in brimstone
frogs won

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>>184230
Don't worry I'll fix the frog's placement and put it closer to wojak in my new and updated 'list

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>>184206
Evangelion will always be a shiny glistening aryan gemerald no matter how much anti-/a/ryan niggers and troons will try to destroy it (rebuilds ars troonslop o algo)

 β„–184303

>ICS being iron
>FPE being on a tier higher than antimatter
Kill yourself

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>>'cado in gemerald
>>MLP in carbon
>>Averi in coal
>are you feeling okay, chud?
>it all should go into brimstone

Feeling number 3



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Can we ban agugu from /qa/ and all of the sharty? Zelligfags are not hiding their pedophilic tendicies.

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>agugu
<agugugu
^gugugu

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>Can we ban agugu from /qa/ and all of the sharty? Zelligfags are not hiding their pedophilic tendicies.

The replacement of caca to agugu



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 β„–184474[Reply]

/soy/ is ruined fix it whichever useless faggot is in charge of this raisinhole


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 β„–184426[Reply]

Please reduce /fpe/'s page count to 10 or less. There are too many threads with similar image, thus it makes it harder to choose an image before making one.
>inb4 dead board
>inb4 kys fpe tranny
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Up

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kys fpe tranny

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dead board

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nobody cares because its dead

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>>inb4 dead board
>>inb4 kys fpe tranny
You see, even you know the truth deep down in your mind. Give it up, nobody worthwhile cares about that dead nigger of a board.



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 β„–184463[Reply]

Where can I contact Ronald?

 β„–184466

why would you want to? he's not even on "the team" anymore



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