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shitty board
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POSTING IN EPIC BOARD
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SHRK WILL RISE
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Unlocked board
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>AAAAAAAA
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Hello
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>I'M A FAT LITTLE CHUUUUUDD
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brap
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/SOY/ VVQN DOE
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>tfw no asian gf
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hi
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im gonna rape you..
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<DON'T POST ON OUR SECRET BOARD NOOOOOO
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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BBC or however the bait is posted
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Lee win
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>/shrk/ is the nu /qa/ theory
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Best Shrek movie
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i have a rape fetish
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>getting the 500GET on /shrk/
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Hello there
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test
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onions
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what if /j/ immigrants /o/ immigrants and /mediator/ immigrants had a war here
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kek you can post to /shrk/ using the overboard
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>/j/ immigrants
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>Using shrek
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o algo
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test
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What if shrek has a BBC?
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>reviving a dead board
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shrek has swag doe
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This site is just shrekchan with soyjak

heh, I just owned u, and u thought u were winning

you just got shreked and drecked
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Shrekbabas…I
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shreky shrek
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just living that life…
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DREK LOST, SHREK WON
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shrooby shroob
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Shrek, it's Shrino!
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Do the roar
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broges should we do a shrek zip folder like what the abdlcord did at >>>/caca/2077 for newogres
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/dob/ - dancing ogre baby
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THE MINION NEVER GOON SQUAD KILLS GOONERS ALL OVER THE WORLD
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420 GET
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You're literally an offsiter. Go back to your 'p ridden secret splinter that surely was not hidden from the public for "Despicable" reasons
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get out of mah swamp
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NEW RULE

IAS (IS A SHREK) PERMITTED
NAS (NOT A SHREK) IS NOT PERMITTED
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Shrek won
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Shrek is gemmy. He's Shemmy!
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>IAS (IS A SHREK) PERMITTED
>NAS (NOT A SHREK) IS NOT PERMITTED
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NEVER GOON
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you know what to do, jannies.
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NEVER GOON
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test
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shrek, its kino!
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What a sad, miserable, low PPH excuse for a board, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The 'marty has a higher PPH on its worst days!
You'll never get your site back shrekcucks, and your board will always be a DNB. BANAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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MINIONS WON SHREK LOST NEVER GOON NEVER GOON THERE WILL BE NO GOONING IN THE NEW UTOPIA
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Martycacas can't raid
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Onions have layers
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NEVER GOON
NEVER GOON
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NEVER GOON
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NEVER GOON
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IT WORKS
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We're so back brogres
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shrek on the sharty
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test
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>Never goon unless it's 'p
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain′t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start comin' and they don′t stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'
Didn′t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So, what′s wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don′t go (go)
You'll never shine if you don′t glow
Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you′re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only shootin' stars break the mold
It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You′re bundled up now, wait ′til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
The water′s gettin' warm, so you might as well swim
My world′s on fire, how 'bout yours?
That′s the way I like it, and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you′re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
(All that glitters is gold)
Only shootin′ stars break the mold
Go for the moon
Go, go, go, go for the moon
Go, go, go, go for the moon
Go, go, go for the moon
Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you′re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place"
I said, "Yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change"
Well, the years start comin' and they don′t stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin′
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So, what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You′ll never know if you don′t go (go)
You'll never shine if you don′t glow
Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you′re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only shootin' stars break the mold
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only shootin′ stars break the mold
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Martyfails can't catty wipe
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FREEZE RAY
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GET OUT OF MAH SWAMP!
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'nion on the 'log
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test
soy
soyjak
geg
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Basedjak
Onions
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What are ypu doing on my swamp?
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>that is a nice boulder
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'rek on the 'og
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Unbothered Shrexiaryan on the 'log o algo
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We are so back
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MARTYFAIL
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We won, laddies!
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Shrek.. It's shreky!
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Hello oldfroglcacas, shrekGOD here.
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We should call Martybait posted on /soy/ "chopped onions" because it makes Martycucks cry
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>Martycucks will never get their own board
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Hello lads
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Shrekbros.. we won
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Ogre board
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onion board
anyone who disagrees is drek
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New onions
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You know, somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
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>obsessed farquaadstone
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Dead site, sell it to Shrek
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My shrine
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>no shrek on the 'log
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Brogres won
Faarquad lost
Drek lost
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NEVER GOON
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Ooooooh nononono whats this, ladde
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Martycucks are worse at dealing with 'p than frootcord SHREEEEEEK
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Best board
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New toss
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is xe aryan
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>NOOOOOO DREK IS A SHREKSOPHONE
Only a Phrekcorder would say that about Shregmageddonites Keeeeek!!! Cordcacas What's This
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Tierlist

Rank the Shrek movies here
Which one is your allstar?
https://tiermaker.com/create/every-shrek-film-15673286
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>Minioncvcks can't post on /shrk/
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broges we should ogre that get up
>>>/soy/10147285
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a24 slowburn horror kino with no cheap jumpscares
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oh so it is real
shrek is not dreck btw
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IAS?
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>Brogre
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>and the next variant is…
>Sorry, that is complete rubbish. Nope.
>IT'S ME EVERYONE!
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we ogres are white lol o algo
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shresh, its shrino!
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Shrek! It's Shremmy!
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You Will Never Catch Gingerbread Man
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somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed
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Shrek, it's Shrino!

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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Shrek, it's Shrinogre!
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Shreked
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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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>dead nigger board
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https://soyjak.st/shrk/
>IT'S FVCKING REAL
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Thank nigger for bringing back shrekchan. There was a deep longing in my heart for this.
Whats niggerr drink of preference to celebrate the defeat of drek and triump of brogrehood?
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tesy
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>be me
>be regular brogre, a big shrek fan
>one day im in a park with my entire family
>its getting cold and foggy
>i see something in the distance
>is that… shrek?
>i take a closer look.
>my son gets excited at the sight of shrek, he decided to come closer.
>i get nervous, i am unsure.
>my son hugs shrek
>shrek has no emotion on his face, hes stonecold
>shrek bites my son.
>i scream and run towards the ogre
>shrek is standing still, my son is dead and his head is bit off.
>i stand no chance against the ogre, i call the police and run away with my wife and other kid
>i look after myself
>shrek is not in sight, he is not where he was.
>i take a while to calm down.
>was it… no, it would be impossible.
>drek is blue, that couldn't be drek.
>i hear something behind me
>"Ya better move, you dumb donkay!"
>Oh no… it's him.
>I see him standing tall right in front of me, his teeth are yellow, blood is coming out of his mouth and the headless body of my son is being held my his green ogre arms.
>"It's all ogre now", he says.
>I try to resist him, but he opens his giant, mouth…
>And he swallows me.
>This was the moment i realized, that it was not shrek! It was…
>It was shrel.
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>goonable shreks
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use this domain to advertise shrk to 4chansluttas
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Farquaad won