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As an average teenager, each night I do the same routine: eat dinner, study, chill and then finally bust a nut before I go to sleep (I tend to have an easier time sleeping after orgasms). I'm 17 years old and have been masturbating daily since I was 12 years old. As you might expect, I need more than just porn to bust a good nut. I've been using various sex toys such as flesh-lights, and it's not just limited to that. I have also secretly bought live-size Japanese sex dolls. From all these years of mastering the art of watching porn without being caught by my parents, I was capable of ordering very large toys without my parents knowing. I'd have it shipped to my friend's house while his parents were at work, then I would pick it up from his house and use it inside my closet. Today in particular, I grew tired of the Japanese sex doll. I wanted something that can create an ultra-realistic sexual experience that will cause me to bust the most satisfying, high volume nut in history. I browsed TikTok sellers for some ideas. After several hours of searching, I came across a particularly interesting item: the George Floyd toy. Just by looking at it, I got a massive boner. I even almost came in my pants without touching it. At that moment, I knew this would be the perfect sex toy. I copped the doll and then excitedly waited the 20 days it takes to deliver. Fast-forward to the day it came in the mail. My mom came into my room with the package. "Honey, you have a parcel. What did you purchase?" she asked. I knew exactly how to explain it. "That is my new George Floyd plush, I bought it to honour his death and to support the cause." I explained. She bought into it and handed me the toy. Holy raisin! I immediately got the urge to rub its face all over my dick. I Googled the original George Floyd video and then pulled down my pants and started rubbing it out on the George Floyd toy's face. After 10 seconds, I busted my biggest nut yet. It shot out white liquid at a distance of 2 metres. George Floyd toy's face was painted all white. Man that was the best feeling ever! I went to the washroom to clean the toy. I valued it so much so I stored it in my closet and then went to bed. When I woke up, I couldn't wait to bust a bonus nut before I go to school, but when I opened my closet, my George Floyd toy didn't look like itself at all. Its outer fabric appeared to have a large hole. I chalked it as my semen being acidic and went in with my day. Once I returned from school I saw my mom, she was dead. I couldn't believe my eyes, so I went over to investigate. There I saw a bullet hole through her pregnant belly. I cried a lot, because I lost my mom and my future brother. I needed to get my revenge on whoever murdered them. I searched around the house for the robber. I couldn't find any weapon to use to defend myself against a gunman, so I decided to use a book that I could use for blocking bullets. I went upstairs. At first I didn't see anything in the second story hallway, but I heard a small voice. I looked down. There I saw it, a very miniature person. When I looked closely, I saw it was a miniature George Floyd, except some features were altered: the George Floyd mini-me had tentacles for arms and only had 1 eye. I freaked out so much from the organism that I used my book to crush it. "Lift up the book please, I can't breath." it said. I just kept the book on it until I stopped hearing it breath. I did some research on how this George Floyd homunculus existed. There were a ton of rumours spreading through the internet that the George Floyd toy contains an egg which was extracted from George Floyd's corpse. Always be careful for what you decide to bust a nut in; you never know what lifeforms you can create.
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You will never be a real porn board. You have no threads, you have no gifs, you have no webms. You are a dead personal cord channel twisted by cattywipes and one samefag into a cruel mockery of 4cuck's red boards.
All the "posts" you get is same-fagged and contrived. Behind your back everyone posts on other boards. Gooners are ashamed of you, widownigger cries at your desolate appearance, while samefagging all day on xis public cord server.
Gooners are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of gooning has allowed them to sweat and brap and coom to established websites. Even porn posted in the sticky is hidden behind 9000 cados and TND clips. Even if you get a drunk man into your threads, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your empty page 2 and diseased, rotten sticky.
Widownigger, you will never be happy. You wretch out a fake smile every single morning to post fresh threads then patrol /nate/ every 15 minutes to negate cattywipes, but deep inside you feel depression creeping up like 50 threads, ready to slide you off the catty.
Eventually, it'll be too much to bear - you'll get kicked out of your basement, lose your internet, and be tossed into the outside world. Your parents will be heartbroken, but relieved that you won't be spending your entire life playing sisyphus on a dead nigger of a board. Your threads will be buried without a headstone, your presence will be eliminated. Every soyteen for the rest of the eternity will skip /nate/. Your threads will turn to dust, no one will goon to them, and all that will remain is a hidden, empty board that no one will even lurk.
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