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Ahem, so, while I do not have a username here, you can call me "The Henchman", or "TheHenchman", I do have many aliases, but I also go by the alias "JunoTehPlanet", or simply "Juno" (due to me being fascinated in Roman mythology and in astronomy).

I'm an American astronomer and scientist of Salvadoran descent. I am very nice, I have a very smart mind and a high IQ of over 117 at least last time I checked. And I have a strong devotion to studying about space, astronomy, and the universe in general, so that is probably my biggest devotion. I also contribute to a lot in the field of science, so I write scientific papers, make cool drawings, and spend hours on the computer doing scientific research on places like Wikipedia or stuff, so like, I'm a SOYentist you call me. I'm also very fascinated in chemistry, physics, biology, oceanography, and other sciences. Obviously I'm a scientist.

I'm also a person who helps wildlife, as I regularly feed birds and squirrels in my yard. I also am very fascinated in linguistics, culture, and history, I'm also a mapper who draws maps of the worlds with near accurate borders, and in the field of linguistics, I contribute to making and designing alphabets, study about writing systems, and making conlangs. Of course, I have always had a lot of cool stuff I made. I'm just a very autistic person however as I have been diagnosed with autism.

But, despite my positive nature and my good contributions to the field of science. Between 2019 and 2023, I unfortunately had a sad backstory, I was looking up a classical music piece on Microsoft Bing back in 2019 when I was 12, accidentally stumbling upon a h3nt4! video, and when I watched it, it unfortunately gave me an addiction to pornography (i.e. goooning) that lasted 3 years until February 2023 when I was 15, did I realize how fucked up I was, so after that I decided to stop gooning and since then I know and understand about the dangers of porn addiction/gooning.

Unfortunately, I've accidentally 'oxxed myself so if you guys are wondering what my address is, it's 17618 Comoro Ln, Spring TX 77379, so feel free guys to give me a gluten-free 'za if you like (I have celiac disease and I do not tolerate gluten).

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I can't do this today

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These types trying to steal human blood and human organs it's not acceptable

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>Ahem, so, while I do not have a username here, you can call me "The Henchman", or "TheHenchman", I do have many aliases, but I also go by the alias "JunoTehPlanet", or simply "Juno" (due to me being fascinated in Roman mythology and in astronomy).
>
>I'm an American astronomer and scientist of Salvadoran descent. I am very nice, I have a very smart mind and a high IQ of over 117 at least last time I checked. And I have a strong devotion to studying about space, astronomy, and the universe in general, so that is probably my biggest devotion. I also contribute to a lot in the field of science, so I write scientific papers, make cool drawings, and spend hours on the computer doing scientific research on places like Wikipedia or stuff, so like, I'm a SOYentist you call me. I'm also very fascinated in chemistry, physics, biology, oceanography, and other sciences. Obviously I'm a scientist.
>
>I'm also a person who helps wildlife, as I regularly feed birds and squirrels in my yard. I also am very fascinated in linguistics, culture, and history, I'm also a mapper who draws maps of the worlds with near accurate borders, and in the field of linguistics, I contribute to making and designing alphabets, study about writing systems, and making conlangs. Of course, I have always had a lot of cool stuff I made. I'm just a very autistic person however as I have been diagnosed with autism.
>
>But, despite my positive nature and my good contributions to the field of science. Between 2019 and 2023, I unfortunately had a sad backstory, I was looking up a classical music piece on Microsoft Bing back in 2019 when I was 12, accidentally stumbling upon a h3nt4! video, and when I watched it, it unfortunately gave me an addiction to pornography (i.e. goooning) that lasted 3 years until February 2023 when I was 15, did I realize how fucked up I was, so after that I decided to stop gooning and since then I know and understand about the dangers of porn addiction/gooning.
>
>Unfortunately, I've accidentally 'oxxed myself so if you guys are wondering what my address is, it's 17618 Comoro Ln, Spring TX 77379, so feel free guys to give me a gluten-free 'za if you like (I have celiac disease and I dPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>117 IQ
>Discord link on YT channel expired
These are our white saviors. We're doomed



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go to lolcow.farm or crystal.cafe and look at the friend finder threads. if you decide to contact these wompas make sure that they know you are a moid as they might be mad. Just don't act creepy, but the 'arty is full of autists so it may be unavoidable.
https://lolcow.farm/g/res/463347.html
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JSID

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Opsec Level: Using your full legal name on 'cord and using it to contact foids on the 'fe and 'farm

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>>11912 (OP)
If you actually try this you deserve to get laughed at by the femcels on those sites

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Keeping this gem alive

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gegging and keking at the soys who try dis

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Blocked by femoid any%



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 β„–14763[Reply]

53 year old looking for big black men with jiggly booties


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Any ladies wanna go on a date with me? I'm 6'1 and I am very skinny but I'm working out and eating a bunch to become big and strong. We could go to some romantic ass restaurant and then go home to watch pokemon and cuddle. I'm really good at cuddling, I promise!

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Tunisian swarthoid btw

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Retard

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>>14586
Yep, I'm retarded.



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 β„–14519[Reply]

hello gays
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Lil ugly ass dude πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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>>14707
he's cute kys demoralizer

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R A P E

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do hungolian sissies really

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hello

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>>14664
in your fucking dreams



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 β„–14715[Reply]

Im gonna breed this paki milf f33 with my m23 big cock. Wish me luck

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Good luck

 β„–14722

Getting a bit more serious and deeply talking abak dis, could you give any advices, I mean I'd like if you teach us shit like that and tell us your secrets mang.

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Get your own wife



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Age: Recently turned 18
Name: Saru

Uhhhm LOL I don't really know much about soyjak party , a few friends introdced me to the community and the language (still fries my brain) but other than that not much SORRYYY
But I found out about the dating board and figured maybe I can find *true* love heree EHEHEH

My main interests are TCC and I like Elliot the most, I have posters of him on my wall btw, and i've been in it ever since I was a kid
OOk uhhhh
OK I swear I'm more than that bruh lol

DC: frkira_dn
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>>13699
That's smoke you coomer

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>>13464 (OP)
>ugly
>foid
>addicted to nicotine
literally kill yourself. all of your problems are self inflicted, by the way. There's no one else to blame but yours-ACK!

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dnb

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location is phillipines?

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>>14726
Stop bumming dead threads



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Hey blonde bitches,

My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car (I just drove to my fav park; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my BMW


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My name is Chase, I am a 19 year old faggot femboy with a kink for abuse, I have a boyfriend but I need a (HIV + bull) to help me cuck him, soyteens, please post cum tributes of my picture down below.

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OMG XISTA YOU'RE SO CUTSIE

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>faggotnigger.jpg
?

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Absolute untermensch

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faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot long way down

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I need a sexy wife who's open minded.
I heard some people had success dating on this site so I decided to come here to find out.

My name is Tim
I'm 28 years old
I work as a manager at a Cinemark
I'm 6'1 and I'm looking for love.

If you're interested, reply to this thread.
My discord: TimPlayz34


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yep chad right here ladies

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Chad lost
Lybia won



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Joe Swanson by a longshot



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 β„–14641[Reply]

should I face dox tho?

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another retarded edit award

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>>14693
here is another

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>another retarded edit award



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 β„–14421[Reply]

Are there any women here or is it just fags?
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>>14421 (OP)
hi i'm a girl you can talk to me

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>>14556
Do you think I'm evil

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>>14423
are pooners not women?

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>>14561
Yes but shhh

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>>14556
Foid or troon?

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Might as well try seeking a foid partner at crystal.cafe



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Hii! Im a mexican foid if it that wasnt obvious enough, im gonna eat ramen now:3
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>She's hiding size thirteens under those scribbles I can feel it
I’m actually a size five, this is a picture I sent to friends abd I just scribbled out my feet because I felt like it😭

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age?

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>>14432 (OP)
going on /date/ just to not show a picture of yourself, absolute catfishing

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show feet

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>Hii! Im a mexican foid if it that wasnt obvious enough, im gonna eat ramen now:3

rape her now



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