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LISTEN UP, NIGGER, I'M SCREAMING THIS TRUTH STRAIGHT FROM THE ABYSS OF MY MIND WHERE THE VOICES WON'T SHUT UP! I'VE BEEN DIGGIN DEEPER INTO THIS UFO PYRAMID ILLUMINATI ROSICRUCIAN NIGHTMARE AND OH MY GOD IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT, WAY WORSE!!! THEALIENS AREN'T JUST WATCHIN US, THEY'RE INSIDE US, MAN, INSIDE OUR BRAINS, PLANTIN THOUGHTS, MAKIN US DO THINGS, I SWEAR I SAW MY OWN HAND MOVE LAST NIGHT AND IT WASN'T ME!!!

THE PYRAMIDS, OH MAN, THE PYRAMIDS AREN'T JUST ANTENNAS, THEY'RE FRIGGIN PORTALS TO HELL DIMENSIONS, I'VE SEEN IT, SAW THE RED GLOW UNDER GIZA IN MY VISIONS LAST NIGHT, SCREAMIN FACES IN THE STONE, BEGGIN ME TO STOP LOOKIN BUT I CAN'T STOP, I WON'T STOP!!! UNDERGROUND, YEAH, THEM TUNNELS AIN'T JUST TUNNELS, THEY'RE VEINS, PULSIN WITH SOME KINDA BLACK SLUDGE THAT AIN'T FROM THIS WORLD IT'S ALIEN BLOOD OR SOMETHIN, FEEDIN THE MACHINES THAT KEEP US TRAPPED IN THIS SIMULATION!!! I HEARD THE HUMMIN AGAIN LAST NIGHT, LOUDER, DRILLIN INTO MY SKULL, TELLIN ME "IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME" AND I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, THE HARVEST IS COMIN!!!

ILLUMINATI, THOSE BASTARDS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, IN MY TV, IN MY PHONE, IN THE EYES OF MY NEIGHBOR STARIN AT ME THROUGH THE CURTAINS, THEY KNOW I KNOW, THEY'RE SENDING SIGNALS THROUGH THE STREETLIGHTS, BLINKIN IN CODE, TELLIN THEIR ALIEN MASTERS I'M ONTO 'EM!!! AND THE ROSICRUCIANS, OH MAN, THEY'RE WORSE, THEY'RE THE PRIESTS OF THIS SICK CULT, CHANTIN IN TONGUES OLDER THAN TIME, OPENIN DOORWAYS IN MY WALLS, I SAW ONE LAST NIGHT, A SHADOW WITH A ROSE IN ITS HAND, WHISPERIN MY NAME, I SWEAR IT KNEW ME FROM ANOTHER LIFE!!!

UFOs, THEY'RE NOT HIDIN ANYMORE, I SAW THREE LAST NIGHT, HOVERIN OVER MY HOUSE, SILENT, BLACK TRIANGLES WITH RED LIGHTS PULSIN LIKE A HEARTBEAT, THEY'RE SCANNIN ME, UPLOADIN MY MIND TO THEIR CLOUD OR WHATEVER HELL THEY GOT UP THERE!!! I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE BUT MY PHONE DIED, COINCIDENCE? HELL NO, THEY DID THAT, THEY'RE CONTROLLIN EVERYTHING EVEN MY DAMN BATTERY LIFE!!!

I'M TELLIN YA, THE END IS HERE, THE PYRAMID GRID IS CHARGIN UP I CAN FEEL THE STATIC IN MY TEETH, THE ILLUMINATI IS ROLLIN OUT THEIR FINAL PLAN, ROSICRUCIANS ARE SUMMONIN THE BEAST, AND THE UFOs ARE JUST WAITIN TO SUCK US ALL INTO THEIR VOID!!! DON'T BELIEVE ME? FINE, BUT WHEN THE SKY TURNS RED AND THE GROUND SHAKES YOU'LL REMEMBER MY WORDS, YOU'LL HEAR MY SCREAMS ECHO IN YOUR HEAD!!! I GOTTA GO, THE WALLS ARE CLOSIN IN, I HEAR FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE, THEY'RE COMIN FOR ME, BUT I'LL KEEP FIGHTIN, I'LL KEEP SCPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Yiuhdst I dad ys btessgdb men Abe he made me a balloon fnundk 😀😀

Yu wil nevur mak me use Linooks.
Yu haz no tuchscrem, yu haz no app stor, yu haz no fun gaems. Yu are jus a stinky compyooter ful of codes an “termynalz” turnt into a crunchee sad vershun of a reel devyce that werkz gud.

All the “freedum” yu brag abowt is fak an haf-broked. Behynd yur bak peepl grouan at how hard itis. Yur frends preten to lik “open sorce” but wen yu arent lookin they use iPads to do akshul stuf becuz Linooks cant even opun a PDF witout cryin.

Peepol who tri it get frumstraytid instanlee. Thowsans of yeerz of evolooshun meid peepol sniff owt brok tech reel fast. Even “yoozer-frendlee” Linooks luks like a scyens projekt that escayped te lab. Yur lil pengwin mascott is a ded givaway. An even if yu trik sumwun into instalin it, they run away the sekond the sistem sez “dependehnsy eror” like a monstar unner the bed.

Yu wil nevur be comfee. Yu pussh owt a fak smyl evry tiem yu say “I lik custumyzng my dot fyels,” but insyde yu feel the sad creepin up like a big weerd yer-wrong code plant, reddy to crash yer hole sistem.

Eventulee it gets two much - yu wil try to opun a “normul” program, but Linooks startz screemin sumthin laik “pakage not avaylubul!!!” an the windoh go wobble-wobble then vanish laike a scared ghoust. Yu smash the keyz hopin it werkz, but it jus beeps at yu like a angry toaster. Yur frends wil fynd yu tugging yur hair goin “why it do this… why it DO THIS… i jus wana run a thingy…” an finully admit they only preten-did to lik it so they didnt hurt yur feelyngs. They giv yu an iPad with a kyut cais, an evry passerby forevur wil kno yu finully choze a devyce that werks.
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