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Dolphin shorts Chud 05/21/24 (Tue) 08:13:34 №17579 [Reply]

On one hand i don't like gay shit, but on the other hand i really wanna wear dolphin shorts becuase they are very comfy and are probably the perfect summer wear, plus i'd feel happy and joyous if i wore them.
Dolphin shorts are unisex clothing btw, so it isn't crossdressing.

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Chud 06/01/24 (Sat) 10:26:27 №17834

>>17579
You go girl!

Chud 10/01/24 (Tue) 22:01:03 №19898

nu soy faggies…. you're making it far too easy kek

Chud 10/03/24 (Thu) 13:59:37 №19933

>>17579
Wear a skirt at this point nigga

Chud 10/03/24 (Thu) 20:06:01 №19935

post bussy

Chud 10/07/24 (Mon) 18:36:59 №20019

I remember posting in this thread 5 months ago geg

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Chud 10/07/24 (Mon) 15:57:49 №20011 [Reply]

Why is this so common?

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Chud 10/06/24 (Sun) 21:58:06 №19984 [Reply]

I want to kill my parents

Chud 10/06/24 (Sun) 21:59:49 №19985

Turn 12

Chud 10/06/24 (Sun) 22:01:22 №19986

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Chud 10/07/24 (Mon) 05:35:58 №20006

>>19984
stop being a fag, get a job and move out

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Chud 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:00:51 №19989 [Reply]

There’s this girl who’s really touchy with me in class, like leaving her hand on my inner thigh and stuff and is always asking to borrow my my sheit. I don’t really know what to do help.

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Chud 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:10:02 №19996

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>>19992
>spergs out about phones

Chud 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:18:25 №19997

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>>19989
Do you like her? Because its clear she likes you

Chud 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:19:53 №20000

i dont want to feel alone anymore.

Chud 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:21:25 №20001

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>>20000
wasted get, gegbeit

Slvt4BIBISI 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:28:04 №20002

>>19997
Post is made up.

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Chud 10/06/24 (Sun) 09:30:47 №19977 [Reply]

>be me
>watch shrek
>see scene where fiona turns into ogre
>get hard
>start shrekking off
>imagine shrekking inside fiona
>imagine having mixed half-ogre babies
>shrek all over myself
I love fiona

Chud 10/06/24 (Sun) 09:35:48 №19978

my penis got shrek'd from this post

Chud 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:19:40 №19999

die out onion eater

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/alt/ - alternative life thread Chud 10/06/24 (Sun) 01:38:41 №19971 [Reply]

Do you often fantasize about what life could have been like?
Maybe something simple like what if you had made a different choice.
Maybe something bigger like what if you had different parents or a different body.
Perhaps even things like what if you had been born in a different country, in a different year or something that completely changes how your life plays out.
Lets share our mind scenarios here.

Chud 10/06/24 (Sun) 02:42:12 №19973

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I think about different life scenarios yeah but I never put too much thought into it, it is better to enjoy the current life you live instead of focusing on the things you should and or shouldn't have done.

Chud 10/06/24 (Sun) 04:50:27 №19974

I like to imagine getting to redo the last 2 years of my life. There's nothing specific and major I would change, I would just try harder to make friends and be less of a gay retard.

Chud 10/06/24 (Sun) 22:19:49 №19988

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I wish my parents weren't soyboy kikes who physically tortured me as a kid and now act passive-aggresive noe that i can fight back

Chud 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:19:01 №19998

i sometimes have this fantasy where im the captain of a submarine with just a few crew members. The bottom of the ocean seems peaceful, nobody to bother you, you would see the same people everyday, and then die, without leaving any trace in the world of your existance or life.

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Chud 09/25/24 (Wed) 02:05:08 №19612 [Reply]

>Moved to >>>/jak/2879.

Chud 10/02/24 (Wed) 11:39:53 №19907

>>19612
shes more powdered up than diddy fr fr no cap 💀

Chud 10/06/24 (Sun) 20:02:18 №19982

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Oh my good science, the woman before my very own eyes displays a level of attractiveness beyond a magnitude of which I can comprehend.

Oh my good science, the woman before my very own eyes displays a level of attractiveness beyond a magnitude of which I can comprehend

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