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it gets worse

everytime i thought about myself, yup that one talll guy in my school replaces me in my own thought
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What’s your ideal girlfriend?

I would like mine to be girly but not quite a girl.
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i’d probably abuse my girlfriend/wife if i had one desu
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this is the most incel thing i've ever seen but the soitwitter artist who made this probably posts about how heckin offensive and lame incels are.
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does anyone else have that problem where you struggle at even just passing by people you know and saying hi or am i that bad at interacting with people
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Im the only real loser on this site

Im 22 and Im a worthless loser because everyone always hates me and I have 0 friends and no gf. Also I never really know how to reply on chans and if I do I never get replies. Also I am handicapped. Also I have no motivation and I would just like to be entertained by the internet all day long instead of doing all the boring bullshit like studying or applying for jobs (currently studying CS).
I dont know why I wrote this and I dont know how anyone would reply to this thread because its kind of pointless but so is the rest of this website. Its just a tool to entertain ourselves, probabably noone is going to read this anyways :(
t. real robot
R: 1 / I: 0

Race-mixing is aryan when white man does it

Im in love with a native girl she is the most gorgeous thing ever she looks like an asian with brown skin
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>hurrrr dont give incels advice, they turn it down and wollow in their own suffering
I tried everything i can think off, asking out, tinder and other apps. It either ends up with akward stuttering or ghosting, have you thought that maybe your advice is utter raisin and doesnt apply to us?
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I genuinely believe it's literally over for me.
>did not participate in any clubs during hs
>never made any friends because of the high percentage of lgbthivaids in my school
>didnt take any ap nor college courses to bump up my gpa.
>never had a real friendship because of them being lgbthivaids
>didnt participate in any senior activity or event
>old 'cord messages from 2021 got leaked of me saying i hate niggers, fags, and trannies.
what the fuck did I do wrong in life? why are so many people part of lgbthivaids? is it geniuenly over? sometimes, I miss the old middle school days of me doing stupid shit like sniffing markers.
R: 3 / I: 5
I'll probably never get to have a family.
R: 0 / I: 0
>SMG4
>The Amazing Digital Circus
>Murder Drones
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160 iq athletic autist

what should i do?

i don't have anything "going on" for me apart from my looks/fitness/muscles and my intelligence. i only have 3 online friends who i don't talk to much because they're not often available. i am home-schooled so i have no social interactions, and when I have the opportunity to interact, i choose work/hobbies over interactions. i tried to go to a club to socialize but because of high school and college application deadlines i didn't go , though i might once the college applications are done. the only non instantaneous pleasures i get is from feeling better than everyone else(followed by feeling being worse than everyone else sometimes), hugging my pillow (which i fantasize is a romantic partner) and hobbies(like building a robot or learning a language). i can't talk to anyone about this because all the people i know are already tired of me. i feel robotic and barely human. i have no idea who i am despite knowing what i think i want (to be perfect and succeed in everything).


i tried asking chatgpt for advice but it just spat out random bullraisin

thoughts?
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/incel/ mega thread
all incels assemble
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Goon thread

ITT post goon material, nothing illegal and no porn allowed
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I was a femcel for 2 years and then I started attention whoring and now men suddenly want me

why is dis
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im an incel freak and i goon 24/7 in my room while i hate innocent black people for no reason, also im proud to be scared of jewish people #gooning #freak #incel
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I'm so bored with it all, I don't know what to do
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Chvds, what do I do? I’m currently exactly a week away from one of my two final maths exams for 12th grade. (I’m
Not from America or Europe so my school years starts in January and ends in December, it’s weird but that’s how it works. Anyways though the main issue is that I have only a 44% average for maths but a minimum of 60% is required to apply to most universities and I should ideally have 65%-70% to guarantee a position in most entry level to midrange universities. Final exams are weighted 60% and the rest of the years marks are weighted 40% (basically my 44% is 40% of my year mark for anybody who doesn’t understand since I think I explained this poorly), so I have calculated that I need at least a 72% average between my 2 final maths exams in order to get at least 60% as my final 12th grade maths mark. This is significantly higher than my current mark but still achievable if I put in enough effort does anyone here have any tips about getting started with studying, my issues are not usually study methods but actually getting started is my main issue. Any advice would be appreciated evendoe half of you niggas probably aren’t going to read this text wall.
R: 3 / I: 0

Should I get TOPPED?

>Be me, 33-year-old married man and father, very handsome
>sissy/crossdressing kink
>troon out for Halloween and go out to bars with str8 friends
>receive a lot of attention and am instantly addicted
>download grindr
>meet this hot hung 21-year-old man who wants to sneak me into his dorm room tomorrow where he wants to watch me dress up and then take my anal virginity

Should I do it? This is like a peak manic fantasy for me. Its like Im in a fever dream. I love my wife but i want to experience this really badly. Can I just do it
R: 5 / I: 0
failed nnn award
those soyjaks were too attractive
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I'm 6'3, fit, popular, smart and im still scared of approaching, especially talking to women
R: 145 / I: 24
>be me
>meet a foid
>become friends
>hang out once
>xhe posts this on xer whatsapp
What should i do, /pol/ ?
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Who could have thunk, actually adding a picture of yourslef helps you get likes
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>HOW GET GIRLFRIEND IN SIBERIA ONLY MEN IN THICK COATS!!!!!!
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Truthnuke
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i want a cute FEMCEL NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>the 'booru
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there is nothing better than gods chosen people
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Well ain't this bad

Last 4 hours ain't so good, i somehow thought of myself being railed by that one tall guy at my school and railing him and then after that killing him and then railing his dead body

also nu 'jak
R: 4 / I: 0
how do i get motivated
R: 10 / I: 3

VGH...

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I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
I don't know why, but when I click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool, and I start dancing with the black man as well.
Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch.
It puts a smile on my face. I wish I could become one with the black men twerking aggressively.
Please understand what I'm going through and please support me.
R: 1 / I: 0
>tfw no BVLL
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the only sex i ever had, was with prostitutes. no woman is gonna want me anymore, them hearing im a perma virgin would gross them out less than this
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Brimstone: the board
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I must confess something and I don't care if you believe me because I need to get it off my chest. Yesterday I took my teacher's shoes (don't ask me how I got them) and licked one of them and rubbed my dick against it later through my trousers. I feel so ashamed but so happy
R: 8 / I: 0
SISA
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I demand my compensation for my years wasted and i demand it now
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aryan relaxing
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why are women so liberal? every time I meet a woman, they are extremely liberal, most of them will vote for kamala harris and say right-wingers are racist and unattractive. Especially with women who like anime as a whole, most of these 'foids are probably those nasty they them people or pooners. What causes liberal viewpoints in women? and how can I find me a woman who isnt a liberal?
R: 9 / I: 1
i'm a loser who never achieved anything, everytime I look at my former high school's social media, I feel like I didnt accomplish anything in life, i see other classmates having fun and getting gfs and stuff. While I am just a sore loser and I become more insecure about myself, what do I do? should i bite the bullet and finally end it all?
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Im on day 5 of Nofap
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I need to fap!
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How does dis make you feel wh*te goy
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Why are you niggers so obsessed with getting a girlfriend? It doesn't even benefit you unless you both intend to have a nuclear family, which you probably don't
>inb4 YOU'RE ADDICTED TO PORN
I lost less brain cells from porn than I did trying to talk to girls, they make me feel like I'm in that one episode of regular show where they overdose on the smart juice and can't understand what anyone is saying because they sound like dumb cavemen or whatever
>inb4 WAAHHHHH I'M SO LONELY I NEED GORL OR MY CLITTY WILL EXPLODE FROM LONELINESS
Grow up faggot
R: 4 / I: 1
I took DXM six times this week and today i woke up and my vision was like when you set the wrong resolution in a video game and everything was stretched and really wide for hours
R: 1 / I: 1
Hello ive been married 6 years to a religious french-german girl and ill give you a guide on hoe to get girls
to save the white race
>where to meet them
Church,learning institutes, online (worst option) if youre in high school this is your best time to find a soul mate
>how to get a women
Women like people who are funny or intelligent so just say you like reading and have a good smile and crack some jokes
>redflags
Liberal,Masculine,Goldiggers,huge body count,mentally insane
>redflags women might have towards men
Being an outcast, a very very tiny penis (but size doesnt usually matter), just dont be weird
Good luck
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original content albeit
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Near death experiences

tell us about your near death experiences, greentexts allowed. just tell us come comfy stories.
ill start off.

The year is 2016. I’m in my mid-teens, I’m bored and there’s nothing to do so I’m walking around, admiring the skyscrapers. Etc.
Some guy comes and asks me for the time, I’m a retard with no street-smarts so I whip out my phone, he snatches it.

I sprint after him and I put him in a headlock. He gives my phone back, but I feel this liquid on my face. It was blood. I just panic and I run into the road, this double decker bus almost hits me. I say fuck it and I run all the way home.

They never caught the guy.
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I have no friends at school
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how do i get into a party like this?
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How the fuck can you explain this shit? Why do 8/10 males troon out?
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I'm an unathletic 95 IQ autist with no hobbies.
Any hope for me?
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the robot does not exist though
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Relatable
R: 2 / I: 0
My crush keeps looking at me. Does this mean anything?
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How the hell do I get a gf?
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I fucking hate assburgers and everybody who has it including me.
R: 7 / I: 2
I hate using this term because of the stigma with it, but is what I am. I don’t refer to myself as one irl, and I don’t hate women and I don’t want to disrespect anyone. That being said, I’m sick of being 22 and still never even having been told yes when it comes to a relationship, I don’t resent anyone for rejecting me, I’m just exhausted of all the rejection. Especially when it comes to being seen as just friends with girls… I get they can’t control who they attracted to and all, it’s just I feel so done tbh. I really liked this last girl tbh, but she just doesn’t see me that way… I genuinely thought she liked me cuz we would flirt a lot, but turns out she wanted our mutual friend after all even tho both of them said they don’t see each other like that but now they dating…. I just don’t get it anymore…. I’m not mad at her but I’m just so hurt and can’t see her anymore. And I’m okay with having female friends btw just not girls I like…. And I understand women don’t owe me anything, but why even stay alive if no one ever wants me… I really try to keep improving myself, I’m almost done with school,I workout everyday, I quit drugs, and take care of myself physically in every way, yet I’m still never enough, and strangers say it’s my personality but that doesn’t make sense cuz then I wouldn’t have friends at all…. I think I want to end it all tomorrow after I get a few things in order. I’m not willing to deal with being rejected anymore. (And this has nothing to do with sex, it has everything to do with being loved) advice is welcome, but please I’m begging you not to raisin on me for expressing my feelings.

There's not any hope. I just wish the UK would offer assisted suicide. I'm scared to jump, overdose, bleed etc and there's a chance I could end up worse off.
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'Sisa
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Lost my job again award
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that nigga nuts!
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>e9af when I make my squirrel thread are we gonna have a problem again?
<n-no squirrelGOD I swear… I swear I won't move them again
>good
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thank you yakub for creating my race (aryan)
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how do i trans

hello sharty. im in dire need of transitioning tips
i already kinda pass, but i want to glow up without looking like a hon
do you guys have any workout routines for a more feminine appearance?
diets also help but not as much since i kinda just eat whatever my mom gets
please help shartybots
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discord board
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>tfw no gf
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when I feel down I just remember that I'm a real foid and not a delusional troon and then suddenly I feel better :D
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A 14 year old boy took his own life after falling in love with ‘Game of Thrones’ AI chatbot
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How to get sisas general /htgsg/

This is going to be a thread about getting sisas, tips for getting sisas and sisa experiences. This is loosely based on /htgwg/ from 4cuck /adv/. I'm not of much value here since I'm 20 KV, but if (You) are more successfull, feel free to post!
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Kill all women unironically.
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I only support trans rights for cute trans women. Hons should be denied HRT so they 41%. Trans men should always be denied HRT.
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how do i tell my girlfriend that i want her to rail me with a strap on while she's dressed up like a touhou character..
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I think i am too autistic to get a girlfriend.
And even then, there's no girls i like in my school.
They're all weird whores.
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How can we mog normalfags, fellow robots?
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Dead fucking board
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Why do jannies act so mean and take my threads down when i wasn't bothering anyone?
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how do you guys cope?
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Why not move to China?like seriously its not even that crazy hard to find a job there (as a white Guy)and chinese girls will be all over you just because of your skin and western features
See 1. Pic its fucking crazy and i read so many stories on chinese media how their White bf once in china cheated on them with many Woman because so many wanted them
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How do i stop being nostalgic all the time i was nostalgic and depressed ten years ago and now ten years later im nostalgic and depresed for those times ten years ago. i need to stop this retardation because in ten years i know i will be looking at these times with nostalgia again. How do i stop
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Brutal blackpill
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stop moving threads
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Take my meds and go to bed! Who do you think you are!
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Should i worry about the world or just live my life only caring about what happens around me?
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blorp
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Asian sisa thread
Post asian sisaralds

Bug comments will be reported and negated
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How do i get women to stop dming me
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Is snapchat the only way to get girls these days? I seriously dont want to install it because its such a gay nigger app but ive seen girls use it in my class and my friends as well.
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Why do I keep getting muted for unoriginal content?
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Post sisas
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if i masturbate while drunk, when i cum by dick burns
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>dese /r9k/ folx are fucked up in dey head!
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Found an actual sisa on 'fe.
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how handsome is he
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I wish i had friends
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why does this board even exist?
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>I WILL MOVE YOUR THREADS TO A DEAD BOARD OH YEAH IM A SYSTEMCUСK
<NOOO MY GEMS
>ESTABLISH
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living as a young person in today's word is like being an ant and there is 20 kids kneeling around you in a circle with magnifying glasses aimed directly at you
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Why do yall hate black chicks for being ugly niggers, but in reality they have fat giant asses and giant black mommy milkers for you to shove you johnson inside them. Trust me. My Older brother race mixed with a black girl and my family is 100% okay with it.
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im into bloodplay / gore / self harm / cutting and im seriously thinking of killing myself in the most brutal & painful way possible to create a wonderful masterpiece for whatever remains of my penis and arm to jack off to

i shall look at the masterpiece and continue. soaking everything in my own blood and cum until i am dead (hottest part btw)
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>be me
>be regular brogre, a big shrek fan
>one day im in a park with my entire family
>its getting cold and foggy
>i see something in the distance
>is that… shrek?
>i take a closer look.
>my son gets excited at the sight of shrek, he decided to come closer.
>i get nervous, i am unsure.
>my son hugs shrek
>shrek has no emotion on his face, hes stonecold
>shrek bites my son.
>i scream and run towards the ogre
>shrek is standing still, my son is dead and his head is bit off.
>i stand no chance against the ogre, i call the police and run away with my wife and other kid
>i look after myself
>shrek is not in sight, he is not where he was.
>i take a while to calm down.
>was it… no, it would be impossible.
>drek is blue, that couldn't be drek.
>i hear something behind me
>"Ya better move, you dumb donkay!"
>Oh no… it's him.
>I see him standing tall right in front of me, his teeth are yellow, blood is coming out of his mouth and the headless body of my son is being held my his green ogre arms.
>"It's all ogre now", he says.
>I try to resist him, but he opens his giant, mouth…
>And he swallows me.
>This was the moment i realized, that it was not shrek! It was…
>It was shrel.
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Impregnation

Hello how could I impregnate a male?
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Menbros…
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i keep having gay fantasties where a cute twink cuddles up with me in bed and brushes my hair and falls asleep with me whilst we drool on eachothers faces and sometimes i wish it was real
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HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT 'LOG
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‘Teens I hate myself and I have no sense of identity and I make an effort to not interact with other people and I am mean to my friends and I am ugly and I am doomed and I am retarded and I am slow to develop and im lonely and im mindbroken. raisin when downhill when elementary school started, I developed social anxiety in elementary school, it carried to middle school and I said nigger and everyone shunned me, highschool I was a novelty of a person and never taken seriously. I am skinny as fuck I am ugly i dont think i dont feel strong emotions im not prideful of anything related to me. What the fuck am I supposed to do man, i need to fix my life I want to use my life without me self destructing and being a retard. Janny move this to /r9k/ if you like little boys, and you touch them
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another day, and the suicidal thoughts get worse
how are you 'teens?
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I just got back from my psychiatry, i got diagnosed with BPD
This shit ruins my chances to get a actual wife, how tf do i Cope, im actually being serious, how the fuck do i Cope? I don't want to be alone, i don't want to be alone Forever, i fucking hate therapies, they DONT EVEN MAKE IT BETTER, they just make things worse, and ruin everything, i fucking hate my life due to shit like this, why the fuck is it always me? Why am i Always punished, why i CANNOT be a normal person? Why i cannot find love? Someone who will respond to my messages EVERYTIME, who will love me every day every minute every second
I fucking hate not being normal
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holy raisin this, this is as dograisin as the 4cuck one
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I hate having BPD cause it makes me suicidal from small things
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>Whining about your pathetic life on the bald man with glassed site
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Mom found the poop vault
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Which option is best for manlets?
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Why the fuck do fags think people on the internet act as they do irl?????

Like, of course I'm gonna call people niggers faggots and kikes and draw blackface on the internet but irl I'm not just gonna lynch the first nigger I come across. Why can't they grasp this? Do they think just because they're so chronically online other people must be too?
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My mom got me some annoying fucking therapist.
She asked me what i often think about, now, i hate this annoying tattoed whore so i said "killing niggers"
She didn't get offended at all.
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>sub-5 in a relationship? No way he has to be a ltn betabux cuckcel subhuman, i should have her cuz im a upper htn chadlite looksmaxxer mogger
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Holy crap someone was fucking in school toilets
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Secrets Thread

Post secrets here
insane detail and greentexts appreciated
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currently malding @ my younger retard leftoid self for deciding to ruin my body with piercings and tattoos. I will never have a tradwife. Not worth continuing.
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New Stonetoss JUST FUCKING dropped
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Foids suck

All women are whores, they want to take advantage of people and use them for their money. They enjoy torturing men and making them feel as bad as possible. They love to assert themselves as morally perfect and do no wrong but all throughout highschool it is women who sit there and laugh at the guys getting bullied, it's women who watch it and don't say raisin and then complain about "toxic masculinity". Women will go get railed by these assholes Aryan chads, get shocked when they go fuck the next girl, and then blame ugly losers for their own actions because they can't take responsibility. Its so retarded when guys call women "femcels" for hating men because not a single women is celibate, the very reason they mock and hate incels is because they are taking the anger from getting pumped and dumped onto them even though it's literally what they wanted and consciously did. And don't even bother getting rich to get a woman, if you weren't good enough for them before the money then you aren't good enough for them after, they will just take your money and screw other guys. Fuck dating someone, fuck getting married, love is fake bullraisin promoted by media to make you docile, hopeful, and complacent. Maybe give hate a try????
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finally, the most comfy board of the site is back.
so, how have your lives been going, 'teens?
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What men don't understand

Women don't hate betabuxes. They actually like them. Yes, as bluepilled as it may sound, most women do love their beta husbands. They love the "great guy" they married after dating assholes.

For women, casual sex is insanely easy, so what they see as "the prize" in the relationship is commitment. Women think men can have casual sex just as easily as them (because they interact with men who can easily get casual sex during their youth) so many think their betabux husbands were players.
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oh. my. good. science.
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I stopped feeling the need to poop.
This is not a joke, i have unjokly stopped wanting to poop, i don't think i even need to do that anymore.
I haven't pooped at all in several weeks already, i already forgot how it feels like to poop.
Is it just my aryan transformation or it's something to worry about?
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Fuck this raisin board
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sisa
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Am I cursed?

I had a nightmare about animals with soyjak faces trying to break into my house and now I feel like raisin.
What does this mean?
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oh sharty oh sharty, i'm here again to cry ab useless bs in my life
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/skinny/ thread

only skinnyniggers allowed itt
how do you cope with having fucking broomstick arms
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My hatred

I fucking hate this world, everyone deserves to suffer. My entire life I've only been told that I'm not good enough, that nobody is obligated to love me. Then why the fuck does everyone else act like I am obligated to THEM?!??? Buulllshiiittt. Nobody deserves my compassion or help, every single time I've lended it I've been returned with unthankfullness and scorn. Every single kind act is forgotten, people just want to take advantage of losers like me and then raisin all over me. All of these moralfags who tell people that they need to put others first are the same ones who tortured me my whole life while their whore foods watched and giggled. If I don't put myself first, who the fuck will? Everyone on this earth deserves eternal agony for being a maggot, no exceptions. Please someone tell me I'm not alone in this, I'm tired of everything just being in my head with no one to relate to, at this point I'm convinced I might be the only person in this entire city that's had to live this way, everyone else gets love and acceptance while I am a truecel scumbag with nobody. I could have been tall, handsome, rich, loved, I would've had a family and I would still love others and God. Instead I was damned for all of life to be this piece of rat raisin forgotten about under some hoarders couch. Any other haters here????
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AryanHISA on the log
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Dolphin shorts

On one hand i don't like gay shit, but on the other hand i really wanna wear dolphin shorts becuase they are very comfy and are probably the perfect summer wear, plus i'd feel happy and joyous if i wore them.
Dolphin shorts are unisex clothing btw, so it isn't crossdressing.
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Why is this so common?
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I want to kill my parents
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There’s this girl who’s really touchy with me in class, like leaving her hand on my inner thigh and stuff and is always asking to borrow my my sheit. I don’t really know what to do help.
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>be me
>watch shrek
>see scene where fiona turns into ogre
>get hard
>start shrekking off
>imagine shrekking inside fiona
>imagine having mixed half-ogre babies
>shrek all over myself
I love fiona
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/alt/ - alternative life thread

Do you often fantasize about what life could have been like?
Maybe something simple like what if you had made a different choice.
Maybe something bigger like what if you had different parents or a different body.
Perhaps even things like what if you had been born in a different country, in a different year or something that completely changes how your life plays out.
Lets share our mind scenarios here.
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>Moved to >>>/jak/2879.
R: 11 / I: 3
Would.
R: 2 / I: 0
i did not deserve this
R: 0 / I: 0
What happened to the other 9998 robots?
R: 2 / I: 0

vote wisely gamers
R: 111 / I: 30
how do i find a terminally online gf
i know im too autistic and sharty-rotted to have a normie woman and i dont even want to
i feel only the ones who are just as mentally ill and online as me can understand or something
also i asked on plebbit yesterday but they were all like "NOOAAOO YOU VVILL HAVE A NORMIECUCK LIFE OR SOMETHING"
R: 6 / I: 3
IM SO SCARED OF GROWING UP
R: 32 / I: 2
>Be me
>Highschool
>Friends with 9/10 girl
>She moves away
>About a year ago start messaging her again
>Hit it off really well with her
>Similar taste in films/music
>She says i'm a cool guy
>A few weeks ago her boyfriend cheats on her
>Im there to comfort her
>We're basically messaging from like 9 Am to 11 pm every day
>Out of the blue she stops replying and leaves me on delivered.

WTF chuds? I feel so shit. any theories on why she did it?
R: 7 / I: 1

When do we get to fuck the jannies?

I wanna have sex with the jannies.
R: 25 / I: 1
>friends are all unavailable right now
>bored as shit
>go onto one of those omegle clone websites
>connect with a bunch of normies
>its chill shockingly
>get connected with another zoomerbro
>talk about me being an unlovable faggot
>"nah bro youre like a 6, girls will like you i promise just put yourself out there"
>part ways
>get connected with a girl
>"ohhh… youre ugly"
>get skipped
Why do normie faggots lie about this shit? Do they not want us to kill ourselves?
R: 0 / I: 0
Pedophile board
R: 0 / I: 0
How do i make my life more fun and interesting?
R: 11 / I: 3
I FUCKING NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED HER
R: 0 / I: 0
we need total jeet death NOW!
R: 1 / I: 0

How many translories did you count today my oomfies?

[Filler text filler text filler text]
R: 3 / I: 0
I never really had any friends.
I had a few in middle school, but they didn't go well and i am left friendless.
I thought that starting high school, i would make some friends but no, no one talks to me.
It's year two of high school now, still no friends. I have no idea how to aproach people, and i am not sure if it's even worth it since i have 0 interests or hobbies.
I used to be a fucking emo faggot that listens to metal and has long hair, but i grew out of it and i don't like it anymore.
I still play guitar but i consider stopping practicing, since i see no point.
I am not sure what i am supposed to do in life, i seriously even consider working a construction job.
I am not intelligent, i estimate my IQ to be around 80. I can barely do aritmethics, i am mathematically retarded.
I find no worth in myself, i do not posses any good qualities.
I am friendless, unskilled, unintelligent, and i am not interested in anything.
R: 28 / I: 17
>This kills the average white incel on here

No women wants your weak pale dyel ass lmao
R: 4 / I: 0
Am I white?
R: 0 / I: 0

.org was down today

do you think master got v&
R: 6 / I: 0
I am cuddling a blanket, why am i like this o algo
R: 16 / I: 2
this image ruined my day now you have to see it to
R: 0 / I: 0
❌1.我不交易或者提供交易,不出售、购买物品,不会赠送给任何人皮肤。不接受vac封禁,rep封禁的。如果是现实中认识、合作非常有默契或者我对你个人资料感兴趣的兄弟看到当我没说。
I don't trade or offer trade, I don't sell and buy.I don't giveaway or donate any skins.Not accpet vac baned and rep ban.If it's a bro who knows each other in reality,has a good relationship with the cooperate or has an interested in your profile , I won‘t say it when I saw it.
❌2.不接受任何个人资料为私密的好友申请,除非我们在生活或游戏中认识
Not accepting any friend requests sent by those whose profile is Private,except for someone I recognize on life or in games.
❌3.不接受任何不友好的Steam组邀请。
Not accepting any unfriendly Steam group invites.
❌4.如果以任何不合理的的理由或毫无缘由地给我礼物,我会直接屏蔽你
If you give me a gift for any unreasonable reason or no reason, I will block you directly
❌5.如果发现有人毫无缘由主动屏蔽我,我也会直接屏蔽你,
If I find someone actively blocking me without any reason, I will block you directly too.
❌ 6.如果非好友的人邀请我参与联机游戏,我会立即屏蔽你
If someone who is not a friend invites me to play online, I'll block you immediately
❌7.在我们成为Steam好友后,如果出现以下行为,我会立即屏蔽你。
After we become friends on Steam, if those following behaviors occur, i will block you immediately
①.给我发送莫名广告。
Send me inexplicable ads
②.向我发送不明链接。
Send me unknown links
③.如果我加了你或者你加了我以后,没有跟我说明任何理由主动将我移除列表
After you added me or I added you,Remove me from the list actively without telling me any reason
④还有那些仗着自己咋样就可以咋样的,行为和说话负面化谢绝加我,一旦发现永久屏蔽和删除
There are also those who can do what they do,refuse to add me if your behavior and speech are negative,once I found, you will be blocked and deleted
❌8.如果我向各位发出好友申请,大概是我对你的主页产生兴趣。如果发现我被某些我想加的人屏蔽,我也同样会屏蔽你
If I send you a friend request, it's probably because I'm interested in your Page. If I find out that I'm blocked by someone I want to add, I'll block you as well
❌9.不参加游戏赌博促销活动,如发现有好友参加,我会立即将你屏蔽.
No Gambling Promotion.If i found,i will block you.
❌10.不要发送垃圾邮件邀请和不利的交易报价,我会屏蔽你.
Don't Spam Invites and unfavorable trade offers,i will block you.
✔️11.有一个美观的主页
have a good looking profile
✔️12.不接受莫名好友申请。添加我之前,在留言板说明你的原因。
I do not accept any random friend request Before adding me, please explain your reason and intention on the message board.
⚠️13.If you receive messages claiming to be from me -how a bored and foolish things it is
如果你收到冒充我的消息-真是一件愚蠢和无聊的事情
⚠️14.Be careful! Do not click on links on my comments and do not trust any scammers!
小心!不要点击我评论区上的链接,不要相信任何欺诈者。
⚠️15.I don't post links and promote roulettes, gambling, cases, or anything similar!
我不发布链接和宣传轮盘赌、赌博、案例或类似的的事情。
如果上面条件全部满足,欢迎加好友,兄弟。
If all the above conditions are met, welcome to add friends, bro
R: 0 / I: 0
>*clicking sounds*
R: 10 / I: 4
Are you qualified?
R: 1 / I: 0
Nudevslütta look… Nazi femboys ARE pol kultur understood? We were having a HISA moment in another thread and the fucking kikes ordered the tactical assasination of the most HISA HISA we have ever laid eyes upon. I dont think you understand the amount of rage i currently possess. We were having a moment, at the time as three chuds in the thread we were gooning, edging to the sweet lines the godly aryan artist sent by Adolf Hitler ximself. I personally was thinking about him "gassing" me in a gas chamber but instead of zyklon b he was using his own gas. But you ruined it. You, with your kike overlords and your kike rules. This is why i hate jews and this is why i will be the one to destroy all kikes from the face of this planet. Do you understand? You destroyed the image that made my night. Good thing your kike lords cant delete the 100 different saves i got in my PC hard drive. This is a warning nudevslütta. If you EVER delete MY nazi femboys again, your life will run its course.
R: 78 / I: 22
why do women pretend they don't want to be sex objects
R: 0 / I: 0
Im cute
R: 11 / I: 1
Should I fuck a prostitute and lose my virginity?
R: 0 / I: 0
Anyone else sometimes feel like life is beatiful?
I could have died like a nigger baby in africa and have my bones turned into a potion, yet i am still here.
R: 2 / I: 0

penis

penis
R: 0 / I: 0
FREE FENT AT >>>/yyyyyyy/
R: 0 / I: 0
tfw
R: 2 / I: 1
>Robot no work? We make robot work saar!
R: 1 / I: 0
THE GLORIOUS /INCEL/ REVOLUTION
Step 1: Drive off foids and looksmaxx fags off the site
Step 2: Abolish blogposting, thirst traps and depressing content
Step 3: Increase anger, hate, jealousy and bitterness by posting bruuuuutal blackpills
Step 4: Establish Incel Socialism (INCSOC)
R: 4 / I: 1
Guess Xer Nationality
R: 16 / I: 10
The Queen of /soy/
R: 45 / I: 13

/mog/general

Post mogging videos
R: 57 / I: 19
ITT: We post our darkest fantasies.
R: 0 / I: 0
##Oh my good science, the woman before my very own eyes dfisplays a level of attractiveness beyond a magnitude of which I can comprehend##
R: 0 / I: 0
>be me
>black nigga
>buy some NEW COOL SPACE SHOES from my wealthfare
>rob a bank
>NEVER WORK
>rape a woman, NEVER GET MARRIED
>force her to carry a race-mixed mutt half-monkey
>eat some KFC
>ooooy watermelon watermelon
>drink ink
>barely be able to speak comprehensive english
Anyone else do this?
R: 0 / I: 0

i LOVE cinnamon!!!

I LOVE CINNAMON I COVE IT ITS SO GOOOOD WHEN I LICK THE SLIT OF IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
R: 4 / I: 1
When I'm dying of dementia one of my final thoughts will be about how I spent years of my life on a soyjak image board
R: 5 / I: 1
why is instagram influencer midlested so siisa?
R: 2 / I: 2
Fuck my nigger life
R: 3 / I: 2
Fuck my nigger life
R: 2 / I: 0
>be me
>young goyim
>rabbi comes up to me on street
>says he will give me candy
>but im not jewish
<dont worry i will still give you candy
>no candy, i get circumcised
>forced to convert to judaism
>forced to get a sex change
>forced to live in israel as a faithful husband to my jewish husband who has literal ties to the US government
What did (YOU) do?
R: 2 / I: 0
self harm is bad and if someone you care about is self harming you should help them stop and find healthier ways of coping
R: 27 / I: 6
>Doomworld is committed to providing a fun, safe and secure website for people of all ages.
>doom was rated mature 17+ by the esrb
unless it was a copy and paste, this is literally groomworld.discord, no wonder why the doom community is so full of trannies
R: 1 / I: 0
why is instagram influencer midlested so siisa?
R: 0 / I: 0
Hey guys, building my first robot. Any advice? Trying to stay under 200 dollars just a simple rc car
R: 1 / I: 0
I just thought of a fucking MILLION DOLLARS WORTH idea
I need to make a certain jootube video 1hr long, how do you monetize it? Can you just post a video and provide your card o algo and jootube will pay you 30% of ad revenue o algo?
R: 12 / I: 3
froot killed ximself and poot is root
R: 0 / I: 0
my new cleezy doesn't fit
R: 0 / I: 0
jannies you retards
once you quote other thread in your own thread it automatically teleports you to quoted thread
R: 0 / I: 0
kys janny
R: 0 / I: 0
LYS 06eb
R: 0 / I: 0
Why are there 6 gorillion templates on the beginning of every 'ki page I visit now?
R: 120 / I: 36
What series should I watch?
Am bored
R: 25 / I: 5
>Doomworld is committed to providing a fun, safe and secure website for people of all ages.
>doom was rated mature 17+ by the esrb
unless it was a copy and paste, this is literally groomworld.discord, no wonder why the doom community is so full of trannies
R: 0 / I: 0
ITS WONDERFUL DAY
R: 5 / I: 1

Which one are you
R: 110 / I: 49

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 8 / I: 5

SISAs thread

ITT we post sisas

>inb4 NAS

i don't want to attach a 'jak fuck you

>inb4 moved or deleted

fuck you janny
R: 2 / I: 1
Now that I think about it, isn't /r9k/ just /incel/?
R: 0 / I: 0

I douched my bussy

I douched my bussy, and blood came out. But it didn't hurty, what could be the cause of this? :3
R: 7 / I: 1
Transform yourself into a dog and women will finally want to fuck you.
It's that simple
Get on all 4s.
Put on the dog ears.
Put on the dog tail.
Put on a furry coat.
Paint your dick red.
And start barking.
R: 0 / I: 0
I DO NOT post here, janny
R: 1 / I: 0
What's the point of this place?
R: 1 / I: 1
reminder
>post a thread on /soy/ and it raises the TPH and PPH of /soy/
>janny moves the thread to a dead board and it raises the TPH and PPH of that board as well
>every thread does double duty now
wake up 'teens
R: 0 / I: 0
Beep boop or whatever this board is for
R: 8 / I: 3
i been tryna get geeked all night
R: 1 / I: 1
what can i do to speed up time so 3 weeks pass quickly and the new skibidi comes out
R: 3 / I: 0
did i step in a time machine or something? why does the log look like its straight out of soot era sharty?
R: 0 / I: 0
Nigger board
R: 0 / I: 0
sup guys, heard this was a robotics board. making my first rc car. Got any advice? trying to budget for under 200 dollars
R: 0 / I: 0
>open sharty
>rogue janny is experiencing leakage again
Ill be back in a few hrs when he gets bord
R: 1 / I: 0
any black athletic soyteens here
R: 0 / I: 0
janny do you want to play taki tower with me
R: 0 / I: 0
Did Jay Louis Irwin become mod here?
R: 2 / I: 0
if your going to be a ragemin atleast be like soot and put a funny seethe reply
R: 41 / I: 18
I think this is literally the worst and most repulsive jak ever made, are there any competitors?
R: 1 / I: 0
janny your not mature enough to be a mod you deserve to be fired
R: 2 / I: 0
can i post yet?
R: 0 / I: 0
janny we all post on /soy/ because we dont have enough active users just having 3 other board half as active as /soy/ would reduce our pph to 10-25 minutes per post were not stupid NPCs were doing this for a reason
R: 0 / I: 0
what are your fetishes
R: 1 / I: 0
not very nice of you janjan. it was an honest question.
R: 1 / I: 0
haven't been here in a while what's up soyteens
R: 0 / I: 0
marge who's the janny having a leakdown
R: 1 / I: 0
OHONNOONONO XHE IS LEAKING AGAIN RED ALERT RED ALERT
R: 1 / I: 0
Was Hitler poopoo?
R: 67 / I: 12
I want the person I love to hit my face repeatedly with his fist until my nose breaks and his fist is covered in blood so that I can lick my blood from his fist, is it a normal wish?
R: 5 / I: 1
Soot never existed
R: 4 / I: 1
was rhodesia really like this?
R: 0 / I: 0
Dear /r9k/, what are your fetishes?
R: 0 / I: 0
better than the one on the 'cuck
R: 10 / I: 7
This happened yesterday btw
R: 1 / I: 0
is the site dead? where did everybody go?
R: 3 / I: 0
you VILL post on dead nigger board >>>/r9k/ and you VILL be happy
R: 2 / I: 0
okay why the fuck is everything being moved to r9k
R: 0 / I: 0
i dont care about your troonish socially awkward adventures
R: 24 / I: 2
I refuse to approach women. If a woman likes me so much, they can put in the effort themselves.
>b-b-but that's your job!
>you're being selfish!
>you're gonna be left alone!!
Fucking cope. I'm not risking what little social standing I've accrued from years of being bullied just so some thot can publicly drag me through the dirt because I dared to approach her.
R: 1 / I: 1
How does one come to terms with the fact a woman will never love them remotely to the same degree they do? Like not even in the same universe, youre basically a living commodity at best to them that can be traded out for the better version, while to you she is your world
R: 0 / I: 0
if you use this board like you do the 4cuck one i will kill you
R: 4 / I: 0
just shot a lizard with an airsoft pellet gun in my backyard
Estimated Lizards: 8
Estimated Kill count: 3
TLD
R: 31 / I: 14
EVERYTHINGBURGER JUST DROPPED
R: 0 / I: 0
janny🏳️‍⚧️ leaking✡️ hell🔥 naw💀
R: 1 / I: 0
uninstall robot9000 and maybe i'll think about using your faggy board
R: 1 / I: 0
just rename this dead nigger of a board to /off2/ since everything here was moved by jannies
R: 1 / I: 0
move this to /r9k/ please
R: 0 / I: 0
it's started…
R: 1 / I: 0
movingthreadscord woke up
R: 1 / I: 0
MFW my own filename/OC is used to soyquote me
R: 2 / I: 0
what's the /biz/ 'teens, how was your day
R: 8 / I: 1
if you know, you know
R: 1 / I: 0
cobb salad
R: 97 / I: 14

bump this thread until fr✡✡t brings back /raid/

##bump this thread until fr✡✡t, admins or managers bring back /raid/##. once theres 256 different ids they have to do it in 16 hours or they must show their johnsons
R: 1 / I: 1
I fucking love Soylent!
R: 2 / I: 0
>Amibos!
Ok that should hold them off. I don’t have much time but the reason the jannys are doing this is-

06eb ## Mod
Moved to >>>/r9k/1488.
R: 8 / I: 1
soyniggers what if we were to fill the entire catalog with complete purist carbon like "im a soyboy!" and "i love nintendo!" with a classic soyjak in protest
R: 5 / I: 2
The deep Pacific Ocean lays its tears
R: 0 / I: 0
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
R: 1 / I: 0
Jan- I mean mod, why did you delete my post? It broke no rules
R: 2 / I: 1
can someone explain to me what’s going on
R: 0 / I: 0
janny..
R: 0 / I: 0
hey eens

I'm a janny for soyjak party and I'm going to kill myself because I will never be a woman. I'm sorry for ruining all of your gemmy threads I moved and deleted them because I'm a power tripping cuck. I'm 4 foot 8" and brown so I never really had a chance I needed this site to have some semblance of power. I'm going to blow my head off now like a good little cordbitch goodbye
R: 3 / I: 0
im a faggot lol
R: 2 / I: 0
how are you guys doing today?
R: 2 / I: 0
Move this if you are a pedophile
Btw fuck you
R: 0 / I: 0
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 0 / I: 0
JANNY!!!!!!! I SEE YOU!!!!! THE REAL YOU. I HAVE MADE A PROMISE, AND I INTEND TO KEEP IT. I WISH YOU FAREWELL, GOD WILL NOT BE SO MERCIFUL.
R: 2 / I: 0
A retarded faggot fucking brainlet ruined my funny post on the 'cuck
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
There's one way to defeat rogue moddies like this, but I won't tell
R: 1 / I: 0
[REDACTED]
R: 0 / I: 0
shalom janny, im going to delete you
R: 0 / I: 0

bump this thread until fr✡✡t brings back /raid/

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8633979.html a tranny jannie moved this thread to a dead board so lets start again. ##bump this thread until fr✡✡t, admins or managers bring back /raid/##. once theres 256 different ids they have to do it in 16 hours or they must show their johnsons
R: 0 / I: 0
are you ok janny?
R: 3 / I: 0
Look! The jartycucks are migrating!
Repeating digits decide where they're going.
R: 0 / I: 0
JANNY TAKE YOUR MEDS /JAK/ EXISTS FOR A REASON.
R: 1 / I: 0
Janny are you trans?
R: 3 / I: 1
Just start posting in /r9k/ since janny wont move anything there
R: 0 / I: 0
FROOOOT FIRE EVERY JANNY
R: 0 / I: 0
ONLY MOVE YOUR DETRACTORS NOT YOUR SUPPORTERS SIR JANNY THE IIIRD
R: 0 / I: 0
Keep on moving
R: 0 / I: 0
Remove this or move this if you're a pedotroon
R: 0 / I: 0
YOU FUCKING NIGGER JANNIES WHY DID YOU MOVE MY THREAD TO A FUCKING UNLISTED BOARD FUCK YOU CORDTROON NIGGER FAGGOT BITCHES
R: 0 / I: 0
Soyjak!
R: 1 / I: 0
marge why is everything getting mooved
R: 0 / I: 0
nigga im immovable
R: 0 / I: 0
today i pissed in a toilet
R: 0 / I: 0
pooa
R: 2 / I: 1
you will NOT move this
R: 1 / I: 1
When the fuck are they making the new norm episode 2
R: 3 / I: 0
Janny goy move this to >>>/jew/
R: 3 / I: 1
question mark
R: 1 / I: 0
How do (You) plan to survive the movepocalypse?
R: 1 / I: 0

I feel bad for myself for being brown, Is that normal?

Everyday in my life i feel like a fat ugly nigger pedo raisinskin from southern washington. I see the white man taking my women to fuck them on a daily. I hate myself and i will kill myself. Fuck this world. Goodbye 'teens. This is my last message on here…
R: 2 / I: 0
I pretended to be a namefag to get him banned
R: 2 / I: 0

Had a good day

I won an argument on 4cuck /g/ somehow and the autist seethed so hard he deleted all of his replies
Literally have not won an argument in years btw, online or irl.
R: 43 / I: 5

SHARTY RENASCENCE THREAD

Hello teens
I think we’ve heard it all before
>sharty culture is dead (ev&doe its not and splinters are coping)
But id hate to say it but i feel like its hanging by a thread albeit most demoralization posts that probably have seen on the jarty. Their more over dramatized then the post wants you to believe, the most common being
>sharty culture dead, newGODs are all spergs
When really you look at all of the raids and OC that was created in this year alone is more gemmy then one bait poster or some cord will ever counteract
<space
If (you) think that sharty is maybe dying and you dont believe me, then what are (you) going to do about except conplain? We already know the issues, what of we made an action plan? I mean i love the sharty i think that it is a great place that has its ups and downs.
<
This thread is for that exact thing: A plan, a renascence, maybe a thread to plan out different raids we might do in the future, different oc that could be made, and even better bring new people to sharty
You might be thinking
>muh culture and muh immgrants are going to ruin it
No they are not, the newGODs ive talked to have overwhelming conformed to our culture without much hassle, and also just like in any society culture evolves bringing new people in might continue to evolve our culture in a good way, it is also important that of we do this, we make sure our voice is heard on thread if say a newGOD posts coal unknowingly (basically cut out the cancer if its ever posted by actively raisinting and saging it in threads
<
Anyways /soy/ what is your plan to make the site better, well this thread is here for that, God bless and Godspeed
R: 1 / I: 0
STOP MOVING EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIING
AND YES I LOOK LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW
R: 0 / I: 0
new coal on the log
R: 0 / I: 0
Does anyone in this site brown and hate themselves for it? Because i do.
R: 3 / I: 2

ITS NOT FAIL, /POL/NIGGERETARDS BRIGADED TO VOTE /INCEL/ OVER SKIBIDI. FUCK YOU, NOW WE HAVE THIS US

ITS NOT FAIL, /POL/NIGGERETARDS BRIGADED TO VOTE /INCEL/ OVER SKIBIDI. FUCK YOU, NOW WE HAVE THIS USELESS FIT BOARD INSTEAD OF SKIBIDI
R: 0 / I: 0
Janny is trigger happy asf rn.
R: 0 / I: 0
i'm glad for once the forever war that must always be taking place doesn't involve America. keep it up ruskies i do NOT want to get drafted and die in tehran
R: 4 / I: 0
The wave of eyefunny immigrants is why we feel that the site has become so raisin. Don't worry, over time we will fill up with more gemmy YouTube immigrants if we work hard to shill
They are the curious and effort-giving ones.
R: 2 / I: 0
Youtube keeps forcing the kamalla harris raisin in my reccomends evendoe I'm not even subscribed to anything political.
R: 6 / I: 1
i wanna have sex
R: 24 / I: 9
How the fuck do you talk to girls???????
R: 1 / I: 0
men are objectively uglier than women even with no makeup
R: 3 / I: 0
<i had a super chad best friend through out high school.
<after graduation we went through technical college
<he half way through he dropped out to work more.
<lost touch for like a year.
<next time we meet hes wearing nail polish
<dont think much as i have another friend with an ear piercing with a hot goth anorexic goth gf
<lose touch for a couple more months
<he tells me hes trans
<what the fuck

now hes on hormone therapy and wants me to call him Madeline and nearly threw a fit when i called him him his real name. i just miss my friend, my real friend, but i dont want him to <ACK- himself.
R: 3 / I: 0
never.began.
R: 1 / I: 0
Move this post to the best board
R: 1 / I: 0
janny move this thread if you're a pedophile that watches loli futa porn 24/7
R: 11 / I: 2

I ALMOST DIED AN HOUR AGO

By raisin nobody cares about.

I was about to sleep o algo, then my throat 'relaxes', right? WRONG, BECAUSE THE MOTHERFUCKER WANTS ME TO BE GEORGE FLOYD! BUT IM NOT A NIGGER!! SO SOMEHOW I MANAGE TO FINALLY GET A BREATH! and i cry, cuz i almost died due to ALMOST no air o algo.

Now, everytime i went to bed, i can feel my throat 'relaxing' and i feel like it will happen again, making me cry even more due to despair o algo asi, my hands and feet become stiff and tingle while so o como sea.
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Who up 'jakking at work?
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guys just fucking act natural and post IAS
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Hi.
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move this if nso and murder drones won
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Stop moving threads or I'll stop making an Aryan gemerald that will save the sharty
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jannycord woke up
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is there a scientific theory as to why this happens?
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This is a soyjak
He's scared of getting moved
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mfw when janny moves thread
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do you think fat women are into guys into fat women or do you think it secretly disgusts them?
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Roses are red
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Feeling cheesy rn
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I guess we're supposed to use r9k today.
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something on the log
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What's the point of this board lol
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I love this guy
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2D>>>3DPD
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Early zoomers and late millenials are the best generations since ww2, because they grew up with the early internet rather than with their lead poisoned parents or the retarded modern internet
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Where does this thread go
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add the right to bear arms so we can kill this obsessed janny
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>rogue janny destroying the log
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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why do tranny jannies delete the only active threads
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why do tranny jannies always watch JCS criminal psychology for 50 minutes when 'p is on the 'log
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No one told me that part of pubarty would be when you have Dingleberrys and in your buttcrack now Im nearing adulthood at 17 and feel betrayt and lost that i dont know about this or how to deal with it and have to go around with a stinky butt and just poop stuck there
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What phenotype is this? Asking for a friend
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they appear in the pupils
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I have a crush and want to communicate with xer but xhe is scared of me and i am a incel
Am i fucked?
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Acne

I have moderate acne and some inflammation on my face. The pimples are more apparent on my cheeks and foreheads as they are whiteheads. Alot of blackheads are present on my nose though.

What do i do blvds? I dont wanna be a sub5 swarthycuck
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God, I want a refund
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I'm obsessed with my crush but I know that there's zero chance she will ever be my girlfriend
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How do I find a virgin brazilian gf for my vantawhite chud penis?
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How do I get eyes like adam lanza his eyes mog all the "muh hunter eyes" fags on tiktok
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Kill women. Behead women. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a women food. Launch women into the sun. Stir fry women in a wok. Toss women into active volcanoes. Urinate into a women gas tank. Judo throw women into a wood chipper. Twist women heads off. Report women to the IRS. Karate chop women in half. Curb stomp pregnant black women. Trap women in quicksand. Crush women in the trash compactor. Liquefy women in a vat of acid. Eat women. Dissect women. Exterminate women in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate women in the oven. Lobotomize women. Mandatory abortions for women. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown women in fried chicken grease. Vaporize women with a ray gun. Kick old women down the stairs. Feed women to alligators. Slice women with a katana.
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you already know who i am
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Is suicide the only solution for being short, ugly, retarded, mentally ill and crippled?
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I kept telling my friend who went through a breakup to start lookmaxxing to improve and now shes not talking to me have i done something wrong
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i love using the 3ds as a music player
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I’m autistic and I have treatment resistant schizoaffective disorder and generalized anxiety disorder with depersonalization derealization disorder. I hate all of my “friends” I’m lonely I can’t stand up I have chronic pain I’m fat from all of my medications my self esteem is too low and the alogia and disorganized thinking and anhedonia and lost formative years to abuse and psychosis mean I’m so behind and I can’t catch up. There is no identity there is no me. I was terminally cruel and I made my problems the problem of all of my loved ones. I’m gonna rational suicide tonight off of the ben Franklin bridge. Or maybe I’m just a coward. Watch 6abc Philadelphia local news tonight.
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>be me
>posting on the sharty
>my gems save the site
>mfw
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>when she's borderline anorexic
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How do you get NEETBUXs?

How much money do you get?

Pls n Thnxs
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nusоisluttаs can't even style & condition their hair
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life is sad wah
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I am a 15 moid that's been into bp recently, I consider myself a proto-incel because I know very well that my short height genetics won't help me pull beckies or even sub5 foids.

I think of changing to volcel cause I know I stand no chance to foids, I'm aware that being sexless affects one's mental health but it's better than getting rejected and made fun of.

I can cope with my high iq and buy me a house in Iceland reading books and seek knowledge while working from home. it's my goal of life.

what do you think chuds ?
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israeli sisa

built for my tcbc (tiny circumcised brown cock)
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why this board exist, this brimstone is filled with porn
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Lil chuddies, what prevents you from crossdressing without doing HRT? This way you can act out your hidden t4t fantasies without actually transitioning.
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i love cobson
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ze robot does not exzist
you vill post unoriginal content
you vill conzume ze insects
you vill live in ze pod
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sisa thread
post sisas
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YES FINALLY MY BOARD IS FUCKING OPEN IM GONNA WEEEEPEPPPP
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>society ruined me
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God I'm so lucky. In college and there's a seat in the far back of the class room right in front of where the teacher sits. She has a desk but theres not bottom half, so I'm able to stare at her legs and feet as much as I want. I'm able to see an upskirt but there's nothing there due to the clothes she wears, but I may get lucky yet. Makes it all worth it.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING BOARD!!
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NEVER GOON

Vnimanie, vnimanie, all that are in tune;
I must inform you, that in this month of June;
In the name of Virtue, thou shalt never goon.
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im a girl AMA
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>One chance at having a normal life
>Parents name me Chance

Really? That's a fucking dog's name.
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teens help me

ive been raised in a based aryan holy household and ive had an excellent upbringing and everything is going great in my life except for this one thing. im gay or somewhat homosexual and i cant repress it. Ive gone on nofap, worked out, added more protein to my diet etc. nothing works. Im not gonna ask my family or friends, because that would end terribly as everyone in my life is far right (Not that that's a bad thing) please give me any advice on how i can fix myself
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How can you be a woman and use this place
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Post a beautiful maiden ITT
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i'm a girl actually

if you are a whiteboy with a middle part please do not hesitate to contact me. hello.
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truecels will always be Aryan
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she is so attractive threaderald

post sisas
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How do I stop gooning to female classmates? I have this very deranged habit where I spend hours trying to edit their faces onto pictures of naked women and perfecting them so that it looks as real as possible. Most of them don't even know that I exist, and those that do berate and humiliate me at every chance they get.
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>make britein hindoo rashtra
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/fur/ bunker - slow edition

Sorry about the lack of diversity, I only really have Pokémon stuff.
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I WANT A MESTIZO WIFE! I WANT HOT BROWN MASSIVE MESTIZO MILKERS!
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Do you like DBDR?
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Hiya, Poojeet
Hi, Train
You want to go for a ride?
Sure, Train
Jump in
I'm a brown pajeet, in the jeety world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can tear my lungs, dissect me everywhere
Defecation, shit is your creation
Come on, Pajeet, let's go shitting
I'm a brown pajeet, in the Hindu Rashtra
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can take my scalp, throw me everywhere
Defecation, shit is your creation
I'm a brownie pajeet flea in the Akhand Bharat
Throw me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in steel
Hit me here, touch me there, hanky panky
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Who's the most attractive?
Only politically correct answers allowed.
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3 likes and I kill my boyfriend

3 likes and I kill my boyfriend
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ankelfjkfjrmdf,dfvxfj,grjkahkjhdfs
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I'm not an autist. I have lots of friends, I just struggle to interact with people who I assume are arrogant and douchebaggy, and I think I'm too douchebaggy to interact with dorks. I don't know how friendships start, I feel like the friends I got were automatically inserted into my life, whereas making new friends feels like an eternal struggle. Any books or videos you recommend on this subject? I still don't feel like I've explained myself better.
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I can not get girlfren therefore I must goon
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I need Israeli women beby please
Please fast massage me.. M blocked
No timepass… Real meet only
7.3 inch hard mushroom head tool
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How many of you are actually jewish?
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I mog 80% of this board.
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I can't compete with NT johnson slayers...

>be me
>find hot new cosplayer to jerk off my pathetic stinky incel chuddy dick to
>search her on simpcity
>she has a page
>she does nudes
>go to page 1


>she is being fucked by a nigger



Naturally, I replied "Why is she letting herself be fucked by a nigger, ewww" and the kikeish mods gave me a three day suspension, you can't even view the threads while you're suspended FFS
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So I hate Soytan and I think it's troonslop, but last night I just had a really weird dream about her. Basically I saw her and then she just stared at me for a second and said something like "Become Soytan" (I dont remember clearly). Then she touched me and I turned into Soytan too, like I was a perfect twin. Then I was in a crowd with hundreds of Soytans but I forgot what happened next. I woke up with a boner.
Teens what the fuck do I do? Should I take my meds?
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Real talk

My penis is small and I'm seriously thinking about killing myself over it.
It's obvious not the main reason I am suicidal, but the cherry on top of a long list of issues I have with myself. Why couldn't I just have this one thing? Why is it that there's nothing intrinsically good about myself? I also have a series of mild health conditions that, despite not being anything serious or life altering, still make me even more undesirable. Why is it that I have to work so hard to "compensate" for being a genetic fuck up, and still be stuck with these things forever? There is nothing I can do a out it. No matter how much I work on my character, I will always be genetic waste.

Why? Why couldn't I just have this ONE thing be normal about myself? Why couldn't I have 1 thing that's good about me? Why did I have to magically developed every single trait I consider to be negative? It's like I'm a huge joke. It's actually baffling, how I SPECIFICALLY just happened to develop EXACTLY the opposite of every trait I consider to be positive.

I don't want to be alone. It hurts. It genuinely hurts me. Everyday, I feel it in my chest. On top of all of that, I am the kind of person who needs people. No matter how much I tell myself that being alone is okay and that I'm fine with it, my personality yearns for an intimate relationship. It's just who I am. It's like telling a creative person to just not be creative, they can't help it, it bottles them up, it stints them and they can't funtion. Another ironic thing about my life, that which I naturally crave for the most, is the thing I struggle the most to have. It's practically impossible.

I don't want to live like this for another 80 years. I don't want to do it for another 20 years. I don't want to do it for another fucking day.
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Sonnenrad

You realise if you lay on the floor and place magnesium down your nose you can do the spoon method used by actors to open their body? You have to f*CK a spoon. Wonder how tom Holland does backflips? He human centipedes himself. You wonder why they take rear compacted molars because well now you can't use your nose and insides properly as you ain't receive enough oxygen
Your left wrist eventually stretches into a sonnenrad fuck society free yourselves before the election seals the future free yourselves
Share this on all Chans
Open your ass and your mind will follow
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Baby
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Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.