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Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
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India superpooper 2029 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

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gem

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this is tragic

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this never happened to me

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is this commentary on capitalism or something


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 â„–9018115[Reply]

the towel i sit on to goon is from kmart and is also from 1998. I'm sorry Martha Stewart.

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she would have wanted this

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The math book i learn from is also from 1998

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marge who the fuck is Martha Stewart

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>>9018179
Please be bait


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 â„–9018189[Reply]

*stares menacingly*

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 â„–9010259[Reply]

https://vnc.wtf/
number of vncs have been significantly reduced thanks to offsite faggots but its getting there.
>no arrow
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>>9014834
Kill yourself pedo

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>>9014739
all of them come from 1 ip with lots of ports
could someone investigate?

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can the owner of vnc.wtf blacklist all of the vncs with the little girl on them it's clogging it up

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Lets play, chuds https://vnc.wtf/host/179.61.132.83#5900

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kinda related to the thread
but there is a 'plebbit called r/teamviewerdomination
it would be gemmy if we installed viruses that fuck up these gooner's pcs n shieet


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 â„–9018157[Reply]

test

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 â„–9018099[Reply]

What does this one mean?

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Jan jans I’m not downloading shít from this site with grain
Upload the original image to catbox.moe and post the link

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Ceo ceo i'm downloading gem from this site without grain.
Don't upload the original image to dogunbox.ugly and don't post the link

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>>9018148
Meaning is the same if you make every word the opposite

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>>9018155
>>9018148
soyteenian performance art


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 â„–9018169[Reply]

>How is that good!
>I WANT GOBBEDLY GOO!

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 â„–9012644[Reply]

Cobson: spadesh𝚒t fetish coal

'plier: selfinsert niggerbrim

Feraljak: overrated iron

Impish: nobody looks like this

Gapejak: pedo coal

Soytan really is the gem that saved the sharty…
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 â„–9018027

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Imagine being forced into a machine that coats you in goop, encasing you in a Soytan suit forever~~~

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>>9018006
Freakybob won

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>>9018027
No, think about pumping soytans gyatt

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>>9018029
He be freaking up your freak

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>>9018027
yes please


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 â„–9018030[Reply]

If the tangerine tyrant wins, that's it. I'm fucking moving to canada
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>>9018066
bumo

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>>9000000

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go back

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>tangerine tyrant

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>tangerine tyrant


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 â„–9018120[Reply]

Does this mean that they are acknowledging the fetish poster?

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 â„–9018068[Reply]

https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1gjfeaf/please_for_the_love_of_god_vote_tomorrow/
gem
troons will lose so fucking hard
jannies move this to /pol/ if needed

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>j-jannies god i fucking love you.. move this to /pol/ if you do so desire jannygods……

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god i just want to like forceful fuck a tranny while im voting for trump and making their clitty leak while they scream "TRANS GENOCIDE"

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>>9018089

 â„–9018110

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Orange woman bad or something


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 â„–9018098[Reply]

The gem that saved Christmas.

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 â„–9017233[Reply]

>Can't think about anything else except for sex and eating KFC
Niggers are literal PIGS GEEEEG

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>not being able to think about anything else except for sex and eating KFC

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>>not being able to think about anything else except for sex and eating KFC

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Kikemutts too


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 â„–9012706[Reply]

TOTAL SOYTRAN DEATH
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>>9012957
you will hang, pedophile

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>>9012997
Seething.

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soytan

 â„–9018049

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>TOTAL SOYTRAN DEATH

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>>9018049
>soytan ryona


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 â„–9017379[Reply]

>Sprunki

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Skibidi pedos look like this and say this

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>Skibidi pedos look like this and say this

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>>Sprunki

 â„–9018077

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sprunki


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 â„–9018034[Reply]

post liminal niggers ITT

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 â„–9017907[Reply]

Sure

 â„–9017913

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 â„–9017918

False coal. JANNNNYYYYY

 â„–9018019

Just shoot froot in the head and he stops being a problem. They have to find a new guy to be the new problem.
But shooting froot in the head solves an immediate problem permanently. Just shoot froot in the head and murder him.
Just shoot froot in the head and he stops being a problem. They have to find a new guy to be the new problem.
But shooting froot in the head solves an immediate problem permanently. Just shoot froot in the head and murder him.
Just shoot froot in the head and he stops being a problem. They have to find a new guy to be the new problem.
But shooting froot in the head solves an immediate problem permanently. Just shoot froot in the head and murder him.
Just shoot froot in the head and he stops being a problem. They have to find a new guy to be the new problem.
But shooting froot in the head solves an immediate problem permanently. Just shoot froot in the head and murder him.
Just shoot froot in the head and he stops being a problem. They have to find a new guy to be the new problem.
But shooting froot in the head solves an immediate problem permanently. Just shoot froot in the head and murder him.
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disintegrated award


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 â„–9017944[Reply]

>Why so biased?

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up

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Jonkler


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 â„–9017797[Reply]

>*fucks your logo*

 â„–9017808

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>animated pngs

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>>9017808
Pickle rickle

 â„–9018037

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Test!


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 â„–9017976[Reply]

why is the .party domain so slow

 â„–9018024

STILL IS BTW

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New datamining bloat because frootcord is absolutely obsessed


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