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 №11098[Reply]

>mist exposed xerself as the tranny, power-abusing janny known as 89b1
oh no no no mistxisters…

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 №11091[Reply]

Ur option are valid?

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 №11083[Reply]

mist excluded me from the ballots on purpose
vote for me and I will add playable dragons and train mods
TOTAL VANILLAKIDDY DEATH

 №11084

I'm L_az and I approve of this message


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 №10976[Reply]

>minecraft wont add inches to your cock

 №10977

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>>10976
>>minecraft wont add inches to your cock

 №10982

So build it up, up, up

 №11080

>>10982
It’s MINE it up you fucking retard

 №11081

>>10982
fucking FAGGOT retard


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 №11007[Reply]

>Mist adds a new plugin
>It is discovered and reaches word to Sonoro's alt's alt's alt's alt's main's enderman farm
>Sonoro in retaliation activates his sleeper agents (the entire server)
>Users Unbanned2011Times and InnocentBoyWhoWouldDoNoWrong set up a lag machine that flows 1488 gorillion armor stands on boats directly under spawn after gathering gear from stashes they had planted.
>Meanwhile TrustworthyPlayer100 and SpitPan dupe 6 million shulkers full of protection 9 gear, elytras, and instakill axes before accidently dying to radiation with them in spawn
>New Players are flayed alive and displayed upside down in spawn (which runs at 0 fps, which is entirely comprehensible to the thirdie raisinskin operating the lag machine)
>Wind wakes up, bans half the playerbase, stickies half the server's home IP's on /craft/ then goes back to fucking his goat (after leaving the lag machine running and the duped shulkers alone)
>tommorow
>all involved players unbanned
>colosseum is one story higher
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 №11064

>>11044
The server has an average player count of 5

 №11065

>>11064
no more like 12ish

 №11070

>>11065
peak ≠ average

 №11075

>>11070
Peak this week was 22, try harder and build anothet lag machine faggot

 №11076

>>11075
Average is 5 players
Peak means nothing if they're not actually playing


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 №11014[Reply]

aw hell nah nigga

 №11021

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I do this and look like this

 №11023

Isn't porn banned o algo

 №11058

>>11023
that is not porn


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 №10910[Reply]

Chainsmoker podcast #4 or 3 i dont remember
join vc to debate me for presidency or something
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 №10924

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>>10920

 №11003

up

 №11018

>Set the world border at 50k-100k
>Get rid of grindy plugins (Slimetranny and mcmmo)
>Give reparations to people who grinded slimetranny and mcmmo
>Change or get rid of factions plugin to make it less cucky
>Get rid of the annoying fucking boats at spawn
Remove elytra and personal teleports (This one is just a suggestion)

Any changes to your agenda since submitting candidacy? Have you decided what exactly map border should be and whether to remove elytra and personal teleports?
Personally I favour removal and setting map border to 15k at most. ´

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>>10910

 №11053

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>>11018
I think 50k is good, maybe smaller, I already got the boats out of spawn (your welcome), And for the time being lets just keep current teleports/elytra/ and the faction plugin other than that my view remain the same


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 №10867[Reply]

Good evening everyone. My name is Noot, and I will be running for president this term - representing Alto.
<AUTIST SPACE
Regardless of the what the admins say, I can (and will) still run for president, and you can still cast your vote for me if you so choose.
<AUTIST SPACE
My hope is that if I win the election, I will be given operator status on the server, and that my faction members will be unbanned; However, since I cannot promise that will happen, I will instead promise to you that I will mass produce protection IX books and give them out to everyone I can. Since you also need a Slimefun(TM) Auto-enchanter and Auto-disenchanter to even take advantage of these books, I will also be setting up an enchanting station at spawn. I will also be returning to giving out free items at my spawn mural, as I did at the beginning of the server. I will also be producing wither roses for whoever wants them.
<AUTIST SPACE
I wanted to be banned so I could stop no-lifing the bald-man-with-glasses minecraft server because I'm a gay retarded autist, but I think I want to stay for the duration of this presidential term. The kind of attitude I got from my ban messages makes me think that Mist has some kind of deep-seated hatred for who I am, and because of that, I would like to stay a while longer, just to spite her. I suppose we'll see what happens.
<LARPING AS A REAL WOMAN SPACE
- Noot2011

 №10881

>My hope is that if I win the election, I will be given operator status on the server
lol
>I wanted to be banned so I could stop no-lifing the bald-man-with-glasses minecraft server because I'm a gay retarded autist, but I think I want to stay for the duration of this presidential term. The kind of attitude I got from my ban messages makes me think that Mist has some kind of deep-seated hatred for who I am, and because of that, I would like to stay a while longer, just to spite her. I suppose we'll see what happens.
I kneel

 №10930

Noot, enter the server now!!!!!!!

 №11027

Vote for me btw

 №11040

stop being dead and i will

 №11045

>>10867
Noot log on you alt i want to have gay trans sex, NOW!!!!!!!!


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 №11033[Reply]

It’s fucking impossible to be this bad at running a Minecraft server you’re doing it on purpose.

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 №11002[Reply]

erm, i tpe'd to my end farm and there were raisin ton of enderman, and its crashing the server o algo.

need jannies to tp my main out of there or kill the enderman.

am not actually trying to crash the server.

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