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The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN!
While in his gemcave, he finds out that Soot has been kidnapped by the goon gang and is being held hostage at an unknown location.
Cobman must try to save soot and defeat the goon gang, but first he must come up with a plan.
BEGIN!
The news report about the kidnapping of soot keeps playing on the tv, you have figured out that the culprit must be the goon gang, as they are his greatest enemies.
You must now rescue soot, but the road to there will take time and will be difficult.
First reply decides cobmans first action.
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>>89915>>89918A strange group of gooners(or something (((else)))) enter the secret room, with their magic they revive goonclown.
>what…what happened…did i overdose on black bvll cum again?<no, you died.>oh…<you see, this reality is chaotic and your death clearly reflects that, come with us and things that has to this point been hidden, will be revealed and so onGoonclown is transported into a strange reality, or is it even reality?
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>>89915>>89919Goonbot shoots it’s dick gun at the cobmechs head, the helmets visor cracks.
Cobmech roundhouse kicks the goonbot and then backs away.
The national guard starts bombing the raisin out of goonbot with their artillery.
The goonbot is very low on health and is very damaged, but it still has one last trick of its sleeve…
Its eyes and cores begin glowing and its body shakes violently.
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>>89922cyborg babyjak who was hiding under the rubble the whole time sees this climbs up the goonbot untill he is near the red chest core, cyborg babyjak initiates his own self destruction sequence and bombs himself his while his last words being "/caca/ won" before dying in a huge explosion that damages the goonbot's red chest spot
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>>89923semetary starts slashing random cables and circuitry with the chainsaw
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>>89923while doing this
>>89925 he progressively gets closer to goonbot's power core
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>>89922Cobmech uses thrusters to evade, bait, and kite the goonbot. He attempts to lead it to the beach.
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>>89927DONT do this one, my good negro
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>>89924Cyborg Babyjak climbs up to the goonbot’s core.
He initiates a self destruction sequence.
>/caca/ won!Babyjak explodes and blows off a piece of the goonbot’s armor, the core is now exposed, it glows brighter and brighter.
The goonbot is about to self destruct.
Only goonclown knows how devastating it will be…
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>>89929Grab goonbot and fly into the orbit Iron giant style
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>>89930he finally gets to the core and destroys it
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>>89930goonbot fires its dick laser at you one last time before it eventually self destructs
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>>89934don't do this this will kill everyone o algo
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>>89934SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THIS REPLY
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>>89930Semetary reaches the core and ties to disable it if he cant do it in time then cob bot grabs goon bot flies into orbit to sacrifice ximself to save shartyberg
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>>89934>>89937The goonbot fires it’s dick laser one last time, the last laser to be fired in this adventure…
Cobmech grabs the goonbot and flies into orbit, as it’s the only way to save shartenburg from total destruction.
Semetary reaches the core, but as he does so he is consumed by its energy…
The greatest show of heroism and gemmery to ever be seen in shartenburg history happens…
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>>89938every shartenburg citizen watches in awe and shock as they see this
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>>8634207
Okay..this thread has been so fucking gemmy
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>>89938Goonclown returns to this dimension powered up by the goon cult, fuses with Goonbot, and starts phase 2 of the final boss battle.
Semetary troons out and joins Goonclown's side because he was inside goonbot when the new phase began.
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so what is goonclown's fate o algo
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>>89944Not determined yet or something
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>>89942>>89943don't let these happen, they are retarded, please don't…
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>>89946my prompt just prevents that pink id chud's prompt from happening albeit
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>>89947you should't erase goonclown dzmbass, but he doesn't need to be super OP either
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>>89948*dumbass sorry im phonechadding rn
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>>89948i think goonclown could be transported by the goon cult to the 'dmin 6 adventures thread universe to start anew since gooners lost in shartenberg
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>>89939>>89940BOOM!Everyone, including soot watches as the explosion engulfs the night sky
You did it, you saved shartenburg, but at what cost?
You have died.
But atleast you will be remebered, right?
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>>89951i cried it was so fucking gemmy.
EVERYONE WHO DIED HELPING COBMAN WERE REMEBERED THEIR NAMES WERE WRITTEN ON THE SHARTENBURG GEMERALD WALL OF HEROES OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL BUILDING ALONGSIDE THE STATUE OF COBMAN â„–89953Quote
>>89951Sorry for the watermark
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>>89944Check the ’min 6 thread these next few minutes and hours
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glad to have participated chuds
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Archiving this gem
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>>89963its fine now albeit i remembered and wrote his name myself
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I wonder what will happened to the thread now that /chive/ is gone
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>>89967Maybe it still gets added to /chive/. The only reason it's gone is because it contains a few raideralds and soyak.party is down.
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>>89967Meds /chive/ is still there
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