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The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN!
While in his gemcave, he finds out that Soot has been kidnapped by the goon gang and is being held hostage at an unknown location.
Cobman must try to save soot and defeat the goon gang, but first he must come up with a plan.
BEGIN!
The news report about the kidnapping of soot keeps playing on the tv, you have figured out that the culprit must be the goon gang, as they are his greatest enemies.
You must now rescue soot, but the road to there will take time and will be difficult.
First reply decides cobmans first action.
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>>89267You use the gemstone brap to estinguish the fire, then you enter the mcdonalds to look for the baby swede.
Meanwhile the jartycar is speeding into goon gang territory while blasting the jartycuck song on full volume.
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GIVE ME A RECAP OF WHAT'S HAPPENING.
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>>89268big lez appears and rapes cobman
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CAN YOU FUCKING GIVE ME A RECAP?
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>>89272Can someone else do this i dont have time
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gem
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>>89272Summary from skimming
The main enemy is the gooners. They fight ronald as the gooner boss. He meets king caca at the beginning and merges with him during the boss fight. They defeat the boss.
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My id should change soon
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Bump…
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Id test
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I am op, my id just changed
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>>89271cobman gives birth to an evil big lez baby
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>>89280You give birth to a evil big lez baby, even doe its evil it cant do much to you as its a baby.
Speaking of babies, the fate of the swede baby will be revealed in the next turn.
You decide his fate.
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>>89282the swede baby troons out or something
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>>89283Here is some context on the swede baby for those that dont know what im talking about.
Basically a swede asked you to save his baby from the gooners, and now you have found the baby
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>>89284but, lez baby is not a swede's baby…
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>>89284the swede baby is being guarded by a gooner
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>>89286>>89284yeah… or something like that
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>>89289Throw the king staff into the gooner's cranium.
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>>89290>>89289Wait wait tell the gooner that there's a naked anime girl on the ceiling bfoee throwing the staff
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Can I get a cobman png and appropriate him for 'dmin 6 adventure?
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>>89292Return the swede baby to his dad or something
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>>89292ask swede caca what did they do to xim
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Bump
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Bvmpp
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>>89297Thanks. I was sleeping while you made that one GEG
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You teleport to CWCVille and meet Cyraxx.
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Id test
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>>89301IP got reset again?
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>>89294>>89295You free the baby swede. It is shown on the map that the mission was a success.
>What did they do to you little buddy?<googoo gagaYou go to the location where the swede was, the swede is still there, he has been waiting all night.
He gets very happy.
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Selfbump
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Anyone there?
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Im sorry to say this but im giving up on the adventure. Nobody is replying, the thread will go on for weeks at the current pace and running this thread has been more exhausting than it has been fun.
For those wanting me to continue, i cant because i have deleted all the assets for it.
Goodbye.
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Mods, you can remove loop from this thread or even delete it
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I probably wont make another adventure thread. I dont find it as fun as when i ran the oldsoislutta adventures and its just not worth it when only like 3 people care
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>>89309Most adventure thread enjoyers lurk, but I understand.
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>>89310The main problem is that at this rate there will be like 3 updates each day and the thread will drag on for way to long for its own good
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>>89306go to the amerimutt firearm store and buy baby swede a unregistered ar15
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>>89312I have deleted all assets, i would have to remake everything from scratch, remaking all the backgrounds and models is not worth my time
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>>89311i don't think as many people are posting because of how shitty the site has been lately
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>>89313>>89314thank froot for killing the sharty this sucks o algo
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>>89311>>89313Fair point. Deleting the assets seems like a drastic move, though. I guess adventure threads went a lot quicker a few months ago?
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>>89314I was extremely close to quitting the site after making oldsoislutta 3
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>>89316I now have time to help with your thread again.
This is the last post i make itt, goodbye.
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>>89303well that is the end of the thread I guess
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>>89319Now that i think about it that actually is a pretty good ending
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>>89318Acknowledged, godspeed.
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>>89317i dont blame you
at least when root was admin the site had shitty days because hes an incompetent retard
Now the site is shitty on purpose and the cabal is scrambling to fix it
I never thought raid threads would have to be stickied and advertised by mods for any actual success to happen (which as of late most threads have been fails anyway)
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the cabal can have my few post whatever, i'd post 100x as much if i was having fun
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>>89323i retract this statement
im making fun of the faggots on /ta/ and having a blast
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Bvmp
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>>89325Did this nigga really sage bump?
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I kinda regret abandoning this thread. I have lots of free time the rest of the week, i think i will try to do a remake or a completely new adventure thread tomorrow, i have thought it out a bit more and im now ready to run a long term adventure thread i think, it probably wont be updated that much after sunday so it may last for a very long time.
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>>89303Now that the baby swede has been saved, King Caca and Cobman divide and return to their original form
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Its possible that i will try to continue this thread so i dont have to start over again.
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>>89333I dont think you need to. The gooner assets are on the booru and so is soot. The only custom non background asset that is completely lost is baby lez, but he is not really important. The background issue could be solved by simply not visiting those locations again
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>>89335I can restore the background assets easily.
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>>89312I will probably do this one when i wake up
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>>89337The gemcave image should be first becuse i think it has the biggest chance of being used again
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>>89340Marge where's the original?
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Im going to bed now
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>>89345Use the image with the dead babies and dead ronald because i want the backgrounds to stay consistent
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>>89346But remove the collagejaks
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I'll continue later if possible. Just request 'm.
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>>89348This will be useful in case i make a sequel
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>>89312>>89332Cobman and king caca demerge, they can merge again if an emergency situation happens.
You then go to the local Gun shop, you are greeted by a especially mutted amerimutt.
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>>89354Cobman buys an Benelli M4 automatic shotgun for himself
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>>89355You ask the mutt for a Benelli M4 automatic shotgun.
>give me that gun<dont you like have superpowers or something?>nah, who needs them anyway<ok then, here it is or however i consumeYou now have a Benelli M4 automatic shotgun, you can easliy blast the head of a gooner with it.
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>>89356Put on a cosplay doomguy helmet
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>>89358This goes hard, go knock on the goonHQ's door.
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>>89359Also make the baby swede throw poop at the gooners
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>>89359>>89360(You cant go to goon hq yet as the adventure is still in a pretty early stage)
You go to a occupied warehouse building on the outskirts of gooner territory, it has the text goon base 1 on it, its guarded by 4 gooners.
The swede baby throws poop in a gooners face, this makes them angry, they begin shooting at your party.
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>>89361baby swede throws poop at the 3 other gooners
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>>89363Baby swede throws poop at the other gooners. The gooners on the ground get hit in the face and get blinded but he misses the one on the roof.
The roof gooner screams.
>SHOOT THE BABY!The other gooners begin shooting blindly.
The gooner on the roof takes aim at the baby.
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Mutt hours are here soon, the thread should pick up pace
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Bvmp…
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>>89364Pick up the baby, then action slide under the gooners and thru the door. King Caca Follows.