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Happy Soy-'oween!

Hello Everyteen. A Special Halloween Mini-Event will be hosted across three days! Every day will feature something new. The first day of the event will be on the 30th. And the last day of the event will be on the 1st of November.

Nevertheless, Happy Soy-'oween 'teens, if you even celebrate that! =P
R: 9 / I: 8 (sticky)

Happy Soy-'oween!

Hello Everyteen. A Special Halloween Mini-Event will be hosted across three days! Every day will feature something new. The first day of the event will be on the 30th. And the last day of the event will be on the 1st of November.

Nevertheless, Happy Soy-'oween 'teens, if you even celebrate that! =P
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Which theme do you use?



New datamining, please answer.
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THE HALL OF FAME

The Hall of Fame of The Soyanniversary has been Released!
You can see The Winning Submissions over at
https://soyjak.party/halloffame.html

It might also be potentially used for future contests / events in the future!
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Is this Jakkable? This guy banged my (now ex) gf and I'm feeling down about it.
>posting Ls on soyjak.party
I know it's retarded but if someone would make him into a soyjak (even if it would take a bit of embellishment on the tracing) it would make me feel a lot better. The dude literally has an IQ of 2 and looks like a fucking ape, I really don't understand why she would cheat with him of all people.
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SHARTY SONG COVER VOTING PERIOD BEGINS!

I will post all of the submissions below. You will then be able to vote on which is the best cover.
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PRIVATE DETECTIVE FERAL - EPISODE ONE - THE COALSON CONSPIRACY

Our story so far…
You are Private Detective Buggy Feraljak. You have been a detective in the janny force for 5 years before resigning and putting your skills to more private issues. Work has been slow, and money is tight. Your family is worried you might have to move jobs to the cockroach milk farms. However, you may just catch a lucky break, as an anonymous tipper has payed you 1 thrembillion dollars to look into the most popular candidate for the 2024 Shartyville Elections: Senator Jobe Cobson, running against incumbent Mayor Taki Satoko. The case states that Cobson may in fact live a double life, and it is requested that (You) infiltrate this life and find evidence that the so called "god tier wojak" is not as he seems.
<Updoot space
The first move of the adventure thread will be decided by a dub. All moves afterwards will be decided by the first to reply to a new move. Sometimes I will combine two or more requests if they fit well enough.
(theres also gonna be music for each area which is le different and kino or something)
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The Board Brackets : Submissions

It is time for The Board Brackets Event…

(YOU) Can submit your own board idea, and after the submissions period ends and the initial first voting stage is finished, 16 of the most voted for boards will face-off in a brackets style voting tournament!

Boards will be able to campaign and attempt to get other teens' to vote for their board ideas, raids, artworks and other ways of getting soyteens on your own side could possibly work. Eventually the winning board will be added, if it remains active and prosperous it may even become a full-time board!

For now, submit your "campaigns" here using the template below.
Name and Shortened Name : (Example : Cobson, /cob/)
Description, what VILL this board be for? (Example : Posting Cobson Variants.)
Icon Image, It will be used for the brackets and nothing else.

Anyhow, remember to either submit a board idea or vote, have fun!
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THE SECOND SOYIM GAMES

17 Teams, Only ONE Will come out on top. And even then, that team will have to face themselves and David Thoughie… Who will be the winner?

==In the other image you can find the teams, not every submission is included. I've chosen the best ones and a couple teams have a character less or in the FPEZellig's team case they have 5 characters. Nevertheless it does not matter much, everything comes down to luck…

The Games will begin in 5 Minutes…
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THE SHARTY AWARDS : POLLING STARTS!

Below are polls for the following :

Best Admin
Best Board (Excluding /soy/)
Best Splinter
Most Gemmy Raid
Favorite Soyfood
Favorite "Sub-Demographic" of Posters
Favorite "Soy Artist / Influencer"
Favorite Booru Poster
Greatest Enemy of the Sharty
Best Soyproject
Best Website outside of the Sharty
Best Media enjoyed by Soyteens
R: 226 / I: 119

THE SOYIM GAMES

It is time, THE SOYIM GAMES SHALL BEGIN.
Every interesting happening and death that happens during the games will be sent here!

Who VILL (YOU) root for, fellow teen'?

THE LAST ONE STANDING SHALL BECOME THE CHAMPION OF THE SHARTY. . .
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THE SOYANNIVERSARY : SHARTY AWARDS NOMINATIONS

Crosspost from /soya/

Nominations for The Sharty Awards have BEGUN!
You can nominate whatever you'd like for the categories below. In about two days voting will start.

Favorite Nu-Variant (Made Around the last 12 Months.)
Favorite Variant
Worst Variant
Best Admin
Best Board (Excluding /soy/)
Best Splinter
Most Gemmy Raid
Favorite Soyfood (Sproke, Thrembos, etc…)
Favorite "Sub-Demographic" of Posters (Frogs, FPE Fans, Mameson Posters)
Favorite "Soy Artist / Influencer" (David Toughie, SPVA, Soytubers)
Favorite Booru Poster
Greatest Enemy of the Sharty
Best Soyproject (Large projects made by and for Soyteens.)
Best Website outside of the Sharty (so NOT Splinters but websites like Kiwifarms, rDrama, Encyclopedia Dramatica, SomethingAwful etc. Whatever it be.)
Best Media enjoyed by Soyteens (FPE, FNF, Baldi, Ongezellig, whatever autistslop you think is "Shartykultuur")

NOMINATE HERE!!!
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THE SOYANNIVERSARY

Hello! Surprise.

Today begins THE SOYANNIVERSARY, an event that will last around 7 days, with every day bringing a new contest, competition or something else… There are also many prizes planned for these contests! So there will always be something
to potentially earn from them. You can look at the poster to see which events are planned for what day exactly. There will also be some surprises along the way.

If you have any additional questions, you can head down to /soya/, which is a board specially made for discussing the event and more in-depth announcements.
You can also visit the Official Soyjak.Blog thread instead if you prefer that at (https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/soyanniversary-general.6468/) to ask questions, or message the main host of the event, Mist, at (https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/mist.1060/) with any question you'd like to be answered quickly.
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all better : D
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==::bluesky raid round 3::==

get in here teens
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I am already emotionally preparing myself for the absolute niggerbrim that will be the minecraft movie. Mark my words the fucking lines in this movie will be the soyboy reddit tier garbage.
>(creeper sneaks up behind the main character) Errm hes right behind me isnt he?
>I call it… MINECRAFT! (akward silence) Erm guys im still working on it!
>I just broke this tree… with my bare hand!
And I already know the fucking movie will make a billion dollars because soyboys will go see it. Sad!
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Continuing this shit because you niggers forgot to bump it while I'm asleep

RAID THIS SHITTY LEFTIST ECHO CHAMBER XITTER CLONE

Make an account and start gemming

Be sure to rape all the Brazilian shitskins while you're at it

https://bsky.app
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Something occurred to me as I gazed upon the glorious aesthetics of this CHAD. He is just a ripped as fuck ayy. Nothing more nothing less. Obviously everyone can see that, and it's been criticized many times. What people failed to see however, was that therein lies the value. His simplistic, "boring" design was not an accident. It was a symbol. A symbol for his belief in absolute strength. You see, CHADren is unique among the many antagonists Goku faced in that he is simply strong. Nothing more, nothing less. He doesn't have weird gimmicks, he doesn't have fancy techniques that border on magic, his race doesn't have weird biological gifts, he doesn't have transformations. He's just fucking strong because he worked for it.

And with that raw strength he surpasses everything, no gimmick works on him, no transformation helps, even freezing him in time doesn't defeat him.
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Cobman Adventure: save shartenburg

The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN!
While in his gemcave, he finds out that Soot has been kidnapped by the goon gang and is being held hostage at an unknown location.
Cobman must try to save soot and defeat the goon gang, but first he must come up with a plan.
BEGIN!
The news report about the kidnapping of soot keeps playing on the tv, you have figured out that the culprit must be the goon gang, as they are his greatest enemies.
You must now rescue soot, but the road to there will take time and will be difficult.
First reply decides cobmans first action.
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Announcing the 113 board plan

Hello 'teens, today marks the first anniversary of frQQt's purchase of the sharty.

In honour of this, we will be launching the 113 board plan, a spiritual successor to the 50 board plan.
Attached is a letter from frQQt himself explaining the plan.
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Media Pending Winners

I will be revealing my favorite Media Pending Approval images from best to not best, thread will be unlocked when I am done posting, if you made any of these, please reply with your original filename so prizes can be given out accordingly!
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Media Pending Winners

I will be revealing my favorite Media Pending Approval images from best to not best, thread will be unlocked when I am done posting, if you made any of these, please reply with your original filename so prizes can be given out accordingly!
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the sixth admin of the website Adveture 2: Soypocalypse

It's been one week since ‘dmin 6 annexed Shartyland into his empire. He's resolved the conflict with Shartyland as peacefully as he could, and is now co-leaders with Froot. The nation is now named Shartycord.
The 4cuck Empire has invaded Soysphere Island, and the Soyteens fight a guerilla war. It's up to ‘dmin 6 to ultimately save the Sharty this time, and to kill the 4cuck.
Before even setting foot on 4cuck's soil, ‘dmin 6 and his army WILL defend the Soysphere Island.

BEGIN

Your party has been scattered to the winds of time. You have to search for surviving members throughout Soysphere Island. Currently, you're alone in your lair: The ‘dmin 6 Batcave.
You may enter:
^the prison cell
^the Research and Development wing (recommended)
^the teleporter room
Or
^the elevator (leads to ‘cordqafe HQ)
Of course, you may visit all the rooms. 'dmin six's batcave is a saferoom, it cannot be invaded or entered casually…
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Competition Ideas

We are going to have a competition of some sort, provide some ideas here, some ideas I've had so far are just a general competition for the highest quality OC, but I can't really come up with much.

The winner will receive a jade colored name for a week.
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Staff Changes & New Manager Q&A

Hello, this is "Chud ## Manager", more commonly known as "Mud".
Starting from today, I am now the site's developer.

The previous developer, also known as "nudev" or "Ronald" resigned today. He stated that he no longer has time for the site and left it in my hands.
I really appreciate everything he's done for the site and I'm going to miss having him around, he was fun to talk to.

I don't have time to be both manager and developer, so my most trusted mod has been appointed manager as my replacement.
It's tradition to have new managers do an introductory Q&A, so post questions for him in this thread and he may answer them.
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Staff Changes & New Manager Q&A

Hello, this is "Chud ## Manager", more commonly known as "Mud".
Starting from today, I am now the site's developer.

The previous developer, also known as "nudev" or "Ronald" resigned today. He stated that he no longer has time for the site and left it in my hands.
I really appreciate everything he's done for the site and I'm going to miss having him around, he was fun to talk to.

I don't have time to be both manager and developer, so my most trusted mod has been appointed manager as my replacement.
It's tradition to have new managers do an introductory Q&A, so post questions for him in this thread and he may answer them.
R: 83 / I: 14
DSP absolutely mogs cobb-pedo-ess lil brogroid.
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A NEW SOYJAK PARTY MINECRAFT SERVER HAS BEEN RELEASED, FACTIONS, WARFARE AND SOY!
Map: https://map.soyak.party/

IP : 23.137.249.185:25565
VERSION : 1.20.6
Can (YOU) Join on a pirated version? YES!!!
Everyone is invited!
IP UPDATED
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Turkey Tom Thread ID edition

Other thread keeps getting spammed? Weird your site has no spam control.
I am doing a video on you guys that I will upload to my second Channel, TomDark, post things I should cover here since the original thread is getting derailed. Second pic is proof.
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We should make a /soy/ version of this
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WANTED: voice acting gemmy

Hello 'teens, the FNAC team has been cooking something lately and we are almost done for its release, we need a vocaroo gem from one of you howeverthough.
You MUST have a male voice, deeper is better but as long as you don't sound like a prepuscent child or a sisa it should be fine.
You WILL tell a children story of your choice as if you were reading from a story book to a kindergarten class. Bonus points if the story is about HRT or how trannies are le good, think of it like you are a drag queen tranny doing a hecking gender-affirming story time to endoctrinate little goyim into transitioning. We are not gonna spoil what it will be used for but from those instructions it should be kind of obvious.
Now get to work my personal army, pic related is to help you get into the role (you look like this).
DO THIS
https://vocaroo.com/
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A few announcements

The rules page has been updated and the rule against avatarfagging now only applies to /soy/ and will be enforced more strictly.
If you would like to avatarfag, you are free to do so on the other boards like >>>/qa/.

We are taking submissions for new ban page images until the 21st.
See >>>/g/26230 for more details.
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Ban Image Submissions

Submissions for new ban images are open. These images are displayed on the ban page next to your ban.

Only hard requirement is that images must contain some variation of the word "Banned" ('nished and B&'d count).
There's no aspect ratio requirement, just make sure it's a reasonable size.
Animated GIFs are allowed.

Deadline is the 21st of July, which is the Sunday two weeks from now.
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"stepping down"

Ill be moving soon to another country, and that means that my workload will get more intense, therefore I wont have time to be hands on with the site as much as I'd like.
I've created a sort of "soyumvirate" pt2 with 4 of my most trusted staff, they will remain anonymous to hopefully put an end to admin drama.
I know I said I was making a comeback, but due to the nature of my job I couldn't have known I was gonna be moved like this. I'm sorry my comeback was short lived, but I promise to stay as active as possible.
>Why did I decide to step down to just owner again?
after todays wave of 'p spam, I realized I cant be the only one who has the power to fix stuff like that and I need a proper team across many timezones to deal with possible spam.
>ermmmmm who are these people
discord friends from the r/traaaaaaaans subreddit
<LEDDIT SPACE
we have been planning this for months already, since ROOT tried the nuadmin thing, thats why now we feel comfortable doing it, with the mediator system.
The switch will happen one day in july or august, no announcement or anything, since you shouldn't notice the change.
I'll ofc be active on the schlog and here too. if you really wanna talk to me PM me on the schlog, or well, on DA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
ask whatever you want about the change, and if you have any suggestions im willing to listen.
<TLDR im technically not admin anymore and instead theres 4 retards acting as one because I cant be active 24/7 anymore
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Oldsoislutta adventure 3: Soypocalypse

Oldsoislutta adventure 2: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/77681.html

You open your eyes and find yourself lying in a bed. You are in a cold and dark room, in the room you see skibidi gemson, skibidi amerimutt and Skibidi glowie.
<Oh my burger, i thought you where dead or something!
>What happened, where am i?
>We found you at the location of the the sixth admin of the website attack and brought you here to the tunnel network under /soy/ city. The surface is lost, the sixth admin of the website is planning to destroy the world with Project soypocalypse and the rest is confidential
>Wait did you say DESTROY THE WORLD???
>hes planning to open a portal to the cord at his flying fortress and this world will be consumed by brimstone
>We have to stop that nigger before its to late!
<Yeah, the american George floyd spirit will lead us to Victory or something like that
>lets do it!
First reply decides your first action
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OPERATION JEW YORK: SUCCESS

The soyteens have met up in Times Square this Sunday and have achieved TND + TTD. This might have been the first ever IRL 'teen meetup in sharty history and boy was it gemmy. Thank you to all the 'teens that came to gem up Manhattan as well as just having a great time in general. You might notice that I am not in most of the pictures in vidrel (I am the guy with the wholesomejak shirt in picrel), unfortunately this is because I had limited time as I was coming from Montreal and was with family so I could only be there to take the picture. The other 'teens did a great job at gemming up the town thoughever.
<Quora space
I propose, in honour of this first SoyCon, that we meet up in Times Square every june 23rd to celebrate all things gemmy. 'Teens from all over the world shall come to New York to have their part at SoyCon just like the 4cucks o algo. Hope you enjoy this compilation of the gemmy moments that we had.
See you at SoyCon 2025! (Soot and adminGODS you better be there)
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Demi x Sasha, love is bsck

The most beautiful and precious thing about FPE is back, post Demi x Sasha art here. Mister Demi is a man meaning that this is a chud friendly ship.
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Best summer slopjak/sunjak/smv in this thread gets bonus points for their team
R: 1 / I: 0
/pol/ is back to being /pol/. I re-opened >>>/int/.

NSFW, including gore and explicit wartime imagery, is allowed in /pol/. However, you must still be on topic, so no loopholes to turn this into /nate/, coomer paradise, or #gore-dump.
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Should I go in?
My sister told me ghosts are in there and they probably do but I'm just so curious
So should I?
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Oldsoislutta adventure 2: Gemquest

Oldsoislutta adventure 1: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/75927.html

You are oldsoislutta, the admin of skibidi.party. It has been 3 years since you jailed Froot and took over the sharty. For 3 years you have ruled it in relative peace, until now. You recieve a message from the goverment of skibidiland. The message tells you to search for the gem of life, a legendary artifact Said to be created by the holy soot himself. Finding the gem of life will give you eternal life and glory so you can rule the party forever. You recieve a holographic map that shows you the way to the gem. But you also recieve a warning, someone else is also searching for it. Its now up to you and your right hand man Skibidi biden to find the gem before someone else does. Let the quest begin
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Lost Mumkey Jones Video

Can anybody find this vid.
I've been searching this for a while and haven't found it.

Looked in archives, websites, all the possible places; nothing.

This vid is from "mumkey jones 2" channel and it's a Turkey tom interview from 2018

Any leads?
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=TERRITORIAL.IO= =PART 9 THE SPRINGBREAKTHROUGH!=

SOYTEENZINS OF THE PARTY THIS IS A CALL TO ALL FACTIONS we have fallen TO 20TH AND NEED URGENT ATTENTION
<REDDIT SPACE
DOLL MAYBE GONE FOR NOW BUT HE SUPPORTED US SO COME AND JOIN
>what is territorial.io? How do I play?
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Territorial.io
I will also do my best to answer questions ITT generally expand by 25 twice then 35 twice and then 45 twice (be patient for expansion to end or you'll die)
IF (YOU) would like a jak or something inserted for the next thread art piece Post 3 games and the image you'd want
MAKE US PROUD TEEN JOIN AND SIGN YOUR NAME WE CAME FROM NOTHING AND ITS TIME TO REACH #1 THIS IS OUR HOUR!ROLL CALL!
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Oldsoislutta adventure

Squirreljak adventure: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7425367.html

You are oldsoislutta, you have just witnessed your friend squirreljak die in front of your eyes. He gave his life to revive you and defeat the gray squirrel emperor once and for all, you will never forget it. You now leave the burned forest behind, you wander into the unknown.
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ATTENTION SOYTEENS

VICTORY IS UPON US
Due to the continued work of the CRF the Coalie is almost finished. The rest period has therefore ended.

We now call all available 'teens to help us finish the coalie. It's time to finish this.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-760,-135,11
>you WILL download the first image
>you WILL install violentmonkey (https://violentmonkey.github.io/)
>you WILL install the overlay script (https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js)
>you WILL upload the image of the coalie into the overlay addon
>you WILL set the coordinates to X -1169, Y -992
>you WILL fix the coalie IN FULL
>and you WILL be happy
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Squirreljak adventure

You are squirreljak, a red squirrel that survived the great squirrel replacement. You have been banished from your home and you have nowhere to go. All you can do is try to survive. What will you do?
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my older brother told me to shoot myself so i told him to “dilate you obsessed shitskin tranny”
i genuinely think i am starting to lose myself because of this shit website
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THE SOYTANIC PANIC

FNAC is out and it's time to spread the word.
What good is the release if nobody knows about it?

TIP THE GAMING PRESS
>Kotaku: tips@kotaku.com
>IGN: https://corp.ign.com/contact (press Editorial News Tips & Content)
>PCGamer: https://www.pcgamer.com/tips/
>Polygon: https://www.polygon.com/contact (select I have an editorial tip)
remember to include the offensive parts if you want them to care

TELL YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBERS
Big or small, we want people talking about it. Telling streamers while they stream would be even better.
>small streamers
they'll respond to any request in chat, but have no influence
>midsize streamers
30-150 concurrent viewers is the best because they get people talking but aren't too hard for 'teens to spam requests to play the game in the chat for
>big streamers
why not give it a try? contact them directly on twitter, don't be one of 1000 people flooding chat in their streams.
>'ackbox raids
start getting streamers to play FNAC and get some gems

TELL REDDIT AND THE 'CUCK
redditors spread a lot of news. and why not mine 4cuck tears while we're at it?
>https://4chan.org/v/
Jannies often take up to an hour to remove posts on this very shitposty "videogames" board
>https://reddit.com/r/gaming
>https://reddit.com/r/therightcantmeme
very liberal subreddits
>https://reddit.com/r/kotakuinaction
anti-woke subreddit that could spread the news

LETS FUCKING DO THIS 'TEENS
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Hello, with the coming release of FNAC we have decided to host a small /qa/ session. Feel free to ask any questions about the game or its development process and we will answer them to the best of our abilities.
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If you are having technical problems accessing the server (23.254.179.150) or otherwise, post them here so they can be fixed.
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Operation De-Troon
>Oh my Reddit! Another fail OP!

In the Paper Mario Thousand Year Door remake there's dialogue implying that Vivian is a troon
Obviously as you can probably guess now this was sneaked in by people who translated the game to english and trannies are celebrating their epic axewound victory
<TTD Spacing
So what's the plan?
Nintendo is a company that wants to keep a political-free image because its target audience are parents buying games for their kids and wants to stay away from any controversies if we keep sending Emails to Soytendo about the how we want the tranny dialogue gone and properly translated Soytendo will most likely change it so it no longer applies the character is a troon this would of course cause billions of trannies to ACK!
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OPERATION SOYVAS - Pixel Planet: Recharge Edition

ATTENTION SOYTEENS

REST ORDERS HAVE BEEN ENACTED

Now that the energy of the CFR has plummeted during the operation for the restoration of the coalie, active operations have ceased and a resting period has been declared for the next few days until everyone has mentally recharged.
This is a slowburn thread meant for general discussion and requests for the most dedicated members of the CFR to continue restoration operations during the inactive period.

Issa slowburn baby!

Additional informatio

https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-760,-135,11
>you WILL download the first image
>you WILL install violentmonkey (https://violentmonkey.github.io/)
>you WILL install the overlay script (https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js)
>you WILL upload the image of the coalie into the overlay addon
>you WILL set the coordinates to X -1169, Y -992
>you WILL fix the coalie IN FULL
>and you WILL be happy
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IAS and Gems first
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Clip thread
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Clip thread
R: 682 / I: 677
Clip thread
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KEKKKKKK
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Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

Below are the three articles that I published from prison:

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957b

Below is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):

https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis

Obviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.
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OPERATION REALITY: #4

THE PARTY IS STILL GOING!
ISSA SLOW BURN BABY!
YOU WILL PRING OUT POSTERS AND HANG THEM UP IN PUBLIC!
YOU WILL TAKE PART IN IRL JAKKING!
YOU MAY TAKE YOUR TIME!






Threads:
1) https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6763564.html#6763564
2) https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6787622.html#6798012
3) need someone to find it, lost it
Wiki:
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Operation_Reality
Blog:
https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/operation-reality.956/
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OPERATION: CHUD HANSEN 2

There is a website called kidschat.net a pedophile infested hellhole. Its so bad that you get 10 dm's from pedophiles the second you join as a girl
<REDDIT SPACE
>What do we do?
catfish pedos by pretending to be a dumb depressed 14 year-old girl its is recomended you make 'cord/snaptchat account as they will try to get you out of kidschat.net
<REDDIT SPACE
https://kidschat.net/
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Last Thread: >>6824898
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If this gets 500 1000 replies, root has to pin this thread for three days and perma anyone who posts nas zellig brim in /soy/.

Root Edit: My offer was 1000 replies for Fundamental Paper Education bans. If you post FPE in /soy/ for the next 3 days you will get a surprise ban between 15 minutes and 6 hours, it is like rolling the dice.
Root Edit 2: Jannies have their marching orders. Good luck FPEfags.wholesome
Root Edit 3: Due to the day of downtime, FPE ban is extended by 24 more hours.
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OPERATION: CHUD HANSEN

There is a website called kidschat.net a pedophile infested hellhole. Its so bad that you get 10 dm's from pedophiles the second you join as a girl
<REDDIT SPACE
>What do we do?
catfish pedos by pretending to be a dumb depressed 14 year-old girl its is recomended you make 'cord/snaptchat account as they will try to get you out of kidschat.net
<REDDIT SPACE
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
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2024 Banner Submissions

You knew it was coming, time for new banner submissions. You can submit as many banners as you'd like. This time there are two genres of banners.

Main Site Banner
- This banner goes at the top of the website. It must say Soyjak.Party somewhere on it.
- 600px long by 200 px tall (3:1 ratio). It can be bigger, AS LONG AS it's the same 3:1 ratio.

Board Promo Banner
- This new banner size promotes one single board. Anyone who browses 4cuck knows these banners. The banner should give a good feeling of what the board experience is like or reference something iconic from it. Hopefully, people will be interested and click the banner to visit the board. PPH diversity or something, yeah.
- 800px long by 100 px tall (8:1 ratio). It will render slightly smaller than that, but I chose rounded numbers to make things easier for you. They can be animated.

I can't promise every single banner submitted will get in, such as margeralds that have nothing to do with the website. I attached a sizing guide and samples of each: main banner size and board banner size (/nate/ banner by Janny, Age Ϫ). So put in your best effort and make some gems!

FINAL DEADLINE: Sunday April 7
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What modpack do you guys recommend/would like to see on a server?
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Welcome to /craft/, the board for the official Soyjak Party Minecraft server called Soycraft.

More info: https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soycraft
Current feedback thread: >>4623

Address to connect: mc.soyjak.party
Minecraft version: 1.20.1
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The new Manager will make xer first appearance in this thread. You can ask questions, soyquote them or just say hi.
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ATTENTION GRABBING TEXT
I'M GONNA ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE HOI4 SOYVVIL WAR 4 MOD.
TELL ME WHAT THE STORY LINE IS.
YOU WILL NOT LEAVE OUT A SINGLE DETAIL.
YOU WILL TELL THE ENTIRE STORY IN ORDER OF EVENTS.
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Good afternoon, /soy/. This is my final q&a.
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Captcha Grievances

Please post your grievances with the new McCaptcha here.
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Territorial IO Thread #6
Or Something.

The Thread's Chapter: The /soy/ jihad begins.

Thread #1: >>>/chive/51121
Thread 2: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/9c4WQ
Thread 3: (https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6402011.html#6416462) Almost Gone
Thread #4: >>>/chive/54375
Thread #5: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/agyR3

I will archive threads so that they don't get lost, until jannies do it.

>What is territorial.io?

>https://wiki.soyjak.party/Territorial.io

>How to archive threads?

https://saveweb2zip.com/en download full thread html

>What is our plan?

>To reach 1 or just make the troons who play this game daily seethe. Here is the plan.

>Color

Go to the right corner menu and change your color to Blue, that is our color team.

>Put [soyjak] in your name so you get clan GEGS.


>Put screenshot of your victory or text file with replay on the site https://www.editpad.org/ .


Extra tips
Spawn next to other [soyjak] and go to close to corner. Avoid fight in the middle.
Save some soldiers before enemy expands.
Wait for the bar to get to the middle before expansion.
Click on teams early in game so you can find each other - using this ver. https://platz1de.github.io/BetterTT/

>make corgi alts for seethe (optional)
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do jannies listen to this on their shift?
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TERRITORIAL.IO RAID 3.0

THREAD THEME - https://youtu.be/GLqM5D6rLaU
IMPORTANT INFORMATION - https://wiki.soyjak.party/Territorial.io
PREVIOUS THREAD - https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6391210.html

/qa/ won, [VICE] lost
we're having a party and you aren't invited
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Territorial IOThread #5
Or Something.

The Thread's Chapter: CORGIGODS LOST.

Thread #1: >>>/chive/51121
Thread 2: Gone
Thread 3: (https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6402011.html#6416462) Almost Gone
Thread #4: >>>/chive/54375

I will archive threads so that they don't get lost, until jannies do it.

>What is territorial.io?

>https://wiki.soyjak.party/Territorial.io

>How to archive threads?

https://saveweb2zip.com/en download full thread html

>What is our plan?

>To reach 1 or just make the troons who play this game daily seethe. Here is the plan.

>Color

Go to the right corner menu and change your color to Blue, that is our color team.

>Put [soyjak] in your name so you get clan GEGS.


>Put screenshot of your victory or text file with replay on the site https://www.editpad.org/ .


Extra tips
Spawn next to other [soyjak] and go to close to corner. Avoid fight in the middle.
Save some soldiers before enemy expands.
Wait for the bar to get to the middle before expansion.
Click on teams early in game so you can find each other - using this ver. https://platz1de.github.io/BetterTT/

>make corgi alts for seethe (optional)
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Territorial.io 4

YOU VILL BUMP THIS THREAD
YOU VILL FIGHT YOU VILL GET US PUSHED UP
YOUNVILL NOT LET DER CORD DEMOTIVATE YOU
VP SOY!
updates
DOLL tried to talk to territorial.io cord for an interview but I've heard he was banned (retards if true but idk)
Anyways post this in the 3rd thread and let's GO steam steam steam
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Territorial.io raid

Make your name include [soyjak] and then add whatever
https://territorial.io/
Day 1 of Operation [Soyjak]
Let's be the best clan to make normie niggers seethe geg
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Q&A

Alright, sorry for being late. Finally ready to do this.
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Operation Pokem-ACK!

Operation Pokem-ACK!
<(OH MY REDDIT THIS IS JUST LIKE MY WHOLESOME 4CUCK RAID INTERNET HISTORIAN VIDEOS!)
It is well known that trannies will take innocent shit and try to make it a symbol of "trans rights" (gooning to hentai and p). This includes DnD, SCP, Postal, Warhammer, R6, TF2, and Pokemon
<reddit
We need to take things that trannies like and start making them Chuddy. We win if we get it added to the ADL hate symbol list(oy vey!) or some equivalent.
<reddit
I recommend we start with the Pokemon Sylveon. Sylveon is a favorite pokemon of troons due to the blue and white color scheme as well as the fact that it is cute, and troons love cute things because they think that it makes them womanly. In addition, since pokemon is really popular it would be pretty gemmy to do
<reddit
<reddit
<reddit
>Why Pokemon?
It's the most popular entertainment in the world with many popular characters. Pokemon are Japanese so the Japs probably won't care about americhud politics and unlike with other characters, there isn't a single creator, making it harder to debunk the chuddyness of the character
<reddit
>Why Silveon?
Troon colors + popular
<reddit
>Why don't we use [x] instead
Any other things to chud up, pokemon or not, are welcome but I think we should focus on one thing first because we are all ADHD riddled Zoomers who need family guy clips and subway surfers gameplay to focus or whatever.
<reddit
>We don't have enough 'teens to do that
Just start making memes, 'jaks and edits and post them to normie social media like Xitter, Instagram, ifunny, reddit, tiktok, whatever. It will pick up steam from there
<reddit
>Pokemon/Nintendo is soy/trannycore
That's the point retard, taking something tranny and making it gemmy
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/rh2024/ RaidHabbo2024

We raid at 3 PM EST this day and we continue raiding until 3 AM EST, 8th of February 2024.

Heil Soot
Heil Sharty
Heil Soy

Be awful /soy/

https://www.habbo.com/
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/rh2024/ RaidHabbo2024

We raid at 3 PM EST this day and we continue raiding until 3 AM EST, 8th of February 2024.

Heil Soot
Heil Sharty
Heil Soy

Be awful /soy/

https://www.habbo.com/
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! PART 2 ! - DNSL GARRY'S MOD GAMESHOW RAID IN 1 HOUR 9PM EST

Last Sunday we had an extremely successful raid on a Garry's Mod gameshow hosted by DNSL. He's going to be doing the exact same thing over again in 1 HOUR. With even more 'teens this could be monumental, but be aware he has a quicker method to banning people now.

FOOTAGE OF PREVIOUS RAID: https://youtu.be/X7vNHxE9ABc
PREVIOUS RAID THREAD: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/42648.html

If you manage to get into the Garry's Mod server, you will have to impress him in a "tryout" process or he will kick you. If you manage to sneak into the actual gameshow after this, be extremely subtle but sneak in racial epithets, sound clips, and gems while other people are speaking, disrupt the gameshow, ETC. He is very politically correct and easy to make angry so if he hears any slurs he'll halt everything to try and kill whoever said it, which means there's high potential for a CIU. Be aware if you die inside the server, you won't be able to reconnect unless it gets re-hosted.

Any form of help is appreciated and this could be a massive gem if executed properly. Hundreds of viewers will be watching.

!! STREAM: https://www.twitch.tv/1dnsl

!! IP: 64.52.81.104:27035 (type "connect 64.52.81.104:27035" in developer console, or paste steam://connect/64.52.81.104:27035 in your browser)

Linktree:
http://linktr.ee/DNSL
Discord:
https://I love bibisi/EP6atTv4mW
Youtube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/@1DNSL
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNa9i8ifGJRlK2yWgM9DcOA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkwy4YhSUdXyv1JhuhjRFOw
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/DNSLprojects
Reddit:
https://old.reddit.com/r/DNSL/
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DNSL GARRY'S MOD GAMESHOW RAID AT 5-6 PM EST

Reposting from /raid/ Teens, I had a gemmy raid idea. If you know about DNSL, you might know of his Garry's Mod Gameshow. He is planning to host one today at 5-6 PM EST, When it goes up, Help gem up the Twitch stream or try to sneak into the gameshow yourself.

If you manage to get into the Garry's Mod server, you will have to impress him in a "tryout" process or he will kick you. If you manage to sneak into the actual gameshow after this, be extremely subtle but sneak in racial epithets, sound clips, and gems while other people are speaking, disrupt the gameshow, ETC. He is very politically correct and easy to make angry so if he hears any slurs he'll halt everything to try and kill whoever said it, which means there's high potential for a CIU. Be aware if you die inside the server, you won't be able to reconnect unless it gets re-hosted.

Any form of help is appreciated and this could be a massive gem if executed properly. Hundreds of viewers will be watching.

==!! STREAM==: https://www.twitch.tv/1dnsl

==!! IP==: 64.52.81.104:27035 (type "connect 64.52.81.104:27035" in developer console, or paste steam://connect/64.52.81.104:27035 in your browser)

Example of DNSL gameshow raid, relax and take notes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEajGiieTLc

Linktree:
http://linktr.ee/DNSL
Discord:
https://I love bibisi/EP6atTv4mW
Youtube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/@1DNSL
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNa9i8ifGJRlK2yWgM9DcOA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkwy4YhSUdXyv1JhuhjRFOw
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/DNSLprojects
Reddit:
https://old.reddit.com/r/DNSL/
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Should DNB be banned?

Im seeing a lot more genuine posts about disliking DNB, should it become banned/restricted to /floyd/?
<REDDIT SPACE BEFORE REDDIT RULES
any hecking offtopic posts/fake drama or whatever will be deleted.
I just want to know your take on DNB not another Froot Q&A
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Hello Sharty.
I have…
Terrible news, and I hate to inform you of this… But the words must be spoken.
On january 14th, 2024 11:33pm EST… Poopson will be posted.
I am a survivor of the 4th soyvil war, and I am travelling back in time to warn you all.
So gem it up. We are in the last hours of the sharty.
All the prophesized events are coming true.
I cannot change this fate, I can merely observe. But maybe… A heroic shartizen, can alter these events.
- Sincerely, [REDACTED BY ADMINS].
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Hello everyone, I am DOLL, the lead administrator of the party, booru, wiki, tf2 and minecraft server. This bread is meant to be a dialogue between the soyteens and the staff regarding issues with the site, upcoming projects, and general conversation between (You) and me. I will try to read and respond to everything in here, but be warned I work long hours and some questions are better left to santa claus (the owner of the site) or Ms. claus (the manager of the mod team), so I might miss a couple along the way.
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JARBOY THREAD

Jarboy is the newest forced meme that you WILL spam offsite, specifically on the SPVA comment section. Many ‘teens are claiming jarboy WILL be the gem that saved the sharty (albeit xe hasn’t even been identified yet). You WILL make jarboy OC and post it in this thread. You WILL NOT engage with cupsnakes or kettlemen.
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Jarboy
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itt we talk like 2028 sharty
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Hello, Shartizens. I'll just get straight to the point…

It burdens me with a heavy heart to inform you all this, but Poog the Sharty Pig has passed away of natural causes Sunday evening, the night before New Year's Day. His burial will be tomorrow.

He lived a good life, living by far the longest of every guinea pig I've ever had as a pet and you all have made the final year of his life very interesting and memorable. For that, we both thank you all.

Sorry that you have to hear this.
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https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/141078730

pedophile bread, gift it up with me
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WE FINALLY DOX REV SAYS DESU, CELEBRATION TROLL THREAD

SEND 'ZA, BIBLES, MORMONS, QURANS, ANYTHING TO THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

REV SAYS DESU
most proeminent lolicon defended. unironic pedo and also wants troons to be in media

Name: Louis Testone Jr.

Birthday: July 23, 1993

Email : revuwu@gmail.com, revthereal7123@gmail.com

Password: [unknown for now]

Phone Number Landline: (315) 445-4061

Phone Number Wireless: (315) 447-8796

Residence ADDY: 6150 Waterloo Rd Jamesville, NY 13078

Coordinates: 43.01397496699733, -76.09246476126636

Socials:

https://twitch.tv/revuwu

https://twitter.com/Rev_says_desu

https://www.youtube.com/@Revsaysdesu


DARLINGSTRAWBIE
Vtumor whore married to rev says pedo. scam lonely men with her useless asmr

NAME
Alexis "Lex" Hatt
usernames: darlingstrawb, darlingstrawbie, shyichigo, Lex Marie,

Residence ADDY: 505 Riverbend Pkwy #313 Athens, GA 30605

BIRTHDAY
April 14th, 1999

ACCOUNTS
https://linktr.ee/darlingstrawb
https://x.com/shyichigo?s=21
https://x.com/darlingstrawbie?s=21
https://www.tiktok.com/@darlingstrawbie?lang=en
https://www.youtube.com/c/darlingstrawb
https://www.twitch.tv/darlingstrawb?
https://www.patreon.com/darlingstrawb
https://www.facebook.com/lexi2435523

EMAIL
darlingstrawb@gmail.com
alexis.hatt@stu.white.k12.ga.us
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It's official
The soyim know.
https://twitter.com/BepDelta/status/1729314383677813135/quotes
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when does soyjak.party get its own fnaf clone
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Got fired from being a janny. Let's talk 4chan moderation, altchans

TL;DR I got fired from being a janny a few months ago, and after talking to some people about it recently, I want to discuss this somewhere. Is this the best place? Is there a better board here? Or is this not a good website, period?

What's the best altchan?
I want to talk about 4chan moderation somewhere, but if I do that on 4chan I'll be banned. I saw an old post on 8ch.net which I liked, and I'd like to discuss stuff that's on there too.
https://archive.ph/2018.08.18-101120/https://8ch.net/irc/res/6927.html

There's also new information since then (2018):
https://www.wired.com/story/4chan-moderation-buffalo-shooting/

Anyway, it really seems like the prevalent mindset is "let the website rot", under the guise of "this is just how we've always done things". If you try to put in any extra effort and use the extremely limited (for no good reason) tools to convey a message to the users that quality posts are preferred, you will be targeted by your higher-ups for the possibility of being fired. The head honcho in particular seems to be extremely broken and enjoys his power trip. He does not care about the website, he probably only cares about being right. Somehow it's always these kinds of people that rise to power in this online communities, it was the same for MangaHelpers as well, and other discords I've been in. I guess only the people who have no life are the only ones who would spend that much time sucking online dick to get to "the top" of a cesspool?

Anyway, I'd like to discuss things bit by bit. Again, not sure if this is the best place.
R: 154 / I: 30

Got fired from being a janny. Let's talk 4chan moderation, altchans

TL;DR I got fired from being a janny a few months ago, and after talking to some people about it recently, I want to discuss this somewhere. Is this the best place? Is there a better board here? Or is this not a good website, period?

What's the best altchan?
I want to talk about 4chan moderation somewhere, but if I do that on 4chan I'll be banned. I saw an old post on 8ch.net which I liked, and I'd like to discuss stuff that's on there too.
https://archive.ph/2018.08.18-101120/https://8ch.net/irc/res/6927.html

There's also new information since then (2018):
https://www.wired.com/story/4chan-moderation-buffalo-shooting/

Anyway, it really seems like the prevalent mindset is "let the website rot", under the guise of "this is just how we've always done things". If you try to put in any extra effort and use the extremely limited (for no good reason) tools to convey a message to the users that quality posts are preferred, you will be targeted by your higher-ups for the possibility of being fired. The head honcho in particular seems to be extremely broken and enjoys his power trip. He does not care about the website, he probably only cares about being right. Somehow it's always these kinds of people that rise to power in this online communities, it was the same for MangaHelpers as well, and other discords I've been in. I guess only the people who have no life are the only ones who would spend that much time sucking online dick to get to "the top" of a cesspool?

Anyway, I'd like to discuss things bit by bit. Again, not sure if this is the best place.
R: 494 / I: 419
Remember when a group on 4chan managed to find the room in someone’s house where a flag was based on the position of the sun?

Don’t need to remind me how scary it is.
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Attention /soy/

Tonight is the Glitch X event. We plan to raid it during the Gooseworx AMA- don't worry about the snitch they did shit about it. DONATIONS ARE ON! Join us at 7pm EST or 4pm PST.
R: 657 / I: 172
marge is this real?
R: 711 / I: 276

SHARTY COMPETITION

good morning /soy/.

i personally think i have the gemmiest idea that can bring the sharty together. and that is know as:
==BOARD CLASH: SHARTY EDITON== (i couldn’t think of a better name)

And i need (you)re help.
first we need someone to design the kits, i have no design idea but i hope (you) will. we will be using PES 2021 as it is the newest PES available. here is the website where you will be designing the kits https://www.pesmaster.com/kit-creator/

We will also need badges for the boards teams, such as the /q/ board, the /tct/ board and anyother board apart from these 2 crests i found/made

we will also need managers, with a rough idea of football tactics.

How it will work:
Each side will have bench (substitutes) players as 69
OVR rating.
the starting 11 will have one 90+ ovr player. the rest will be 77 OVR, with 77 on each stat.

If you need help with other things go to implyingrigged.info, this is where this idea came from.

there will also have to be a gamemaster. this person will be running the PES 2021 game, and will be making the changes for both managers. via email or DA COORD.
gamemasters can only sub in between breaks in play, for example if someone gets injured.

FOR THE KIT DESIGNERS
try not to make the kit the same colour or similar.

GET TO WORK, NOW
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what do we think of this
R: 1099 / I: 294

OPERATION RED BALLOON

Recently, a ring of potential pedophiles has been discovered in youtube, they seem to be operating a grooming operation children by making kid themed porn videos, this is morally disgusting and potentially pedophile behaviour which needs to be eliminated or something.
the point of this thread is to gather as many people participating in this and uncovering their base of operations.
YOU WILL SHUT THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1AZtb29KemTEneXGBLz5rw
https://www.youtube.com/@train.8227/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@xellythepony/playlists
https://www.youtube.com/@gooner_boop
https://www.youtube.com/@dar_kio
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NIGGA IM SURFING TO PAGE 40!
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MONUMENT MYTHOS CREATOR ALEX "MR MANTICORE" CASANAS DOXXED
Alex Brad Casanas (age 20)
6021 Nw 44th Pl Gainesville, Fl 32606
ESCHER9@HOTMAIL.COM
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new collaborative soyteen project

 ITT: We will make a mutt for every European country just like how we made a mutt for every American state
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froot gets inflated and murdered by the 'cord: the fanfic

"Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit!" I scream in my mind.
I wake up to a realization that I'm not in my room. I'm tied up on the ground with rope around my arms and legs, and I feel like I've just been in a fight. I'm surrounded by a bunch of people I've never seen before. I've got a pounding headache. What's happening?
"He's awake. Get him in position."
I'm blindfolded and hoisted to my feet. My arms are pulled tightly behind my back, and I'm led through a series of twists and turns. We make so many turns that I lose all sense of direction, even if I could see. The rope is tied so tight that my shoulders feel like they're about to pop out of their sockets, and my wrists and ankles feel like they're about to rub raw.
"Let's get him in position. I'll secure the bindings. Get the chair."
I'm shoved forward. The rope around my hands is untied, then retied to something hard and metallic… oh, it's just the chair leg. At least my shoulders get a momentary break, but the rope is quickly tightened again.
"Where's the camera? This actually looks good."
I hear someone fumbling with what sounds like a bag of tools.
"Found it. Give me a minute."
Someone's setting up a camera. This doesn't sound good.
"Okay, we're good to go. Is he in position? Okay. Let's do this."
I hear a click and the hum of the camera turning on.
"Okay, you know what to do. Don't hold back, and don't let me down."
"I won't."
That voice… wait, no! I was… I was kidnapped by the same Discord that hates the Sharty… No… no, this can't be happening! I'm fucking trapped with these tranny pedophiles! I'm going to be killed by them… This is my living hell.
"You're awake now, aren't you? Emma, set up the damn machine."
"Don't rush me, you nigger!" She screams, slapping my head.
I hear a machine being wheeled closer. I have a sinking feeling about where this is headed.
"Okay, the machine is ready. Just tell me when. Oh, and by the way, we've got your girlfriend over here. Don't worry, she's already dead. That's what you get for fucking her over. Now, time to die, motherfucker!"
I feel a tube forced into my mouth. I try to struggle, but the ropes are holding me firmly in place. The tube goes further and further down my throat, and soon I feel like I'm about to gag.
"Just a bit further…"
Then, it happens. The tube goes all the way through my throat and down into my stomach. It's disgusting.
"There we go. Now, I'm just going to fill the container with some fruit juice. Get it? Froot? Get it?"
"That's actually a pretty good pun. I like that."
"Yeah, well, whatever. Here it goes."
Suddenly, I feel a rush of liquid coming through the tube and going into my stomach. I feel full in seconds. My stomach starts aching, and it feels like my whole body is trying to burst. It feels like the juice is going to explode out of me, but it's not. It's just making me bloated and uncomfortable. My whole body is trembling and shaking as I'm being forced to drink more and more juice. If I wasn't tied up, I would have fallen over. I feel like I'm going to die…
"This is going to be a big one. I can tell. I can tell by the look on his face."
"Yeah, I can see it too. I don't think he can take much more of this. He looks like he's about to pop."
"I hope he pops."
"Oh, he's gonna pop, alright."
I'm being filled to the brim. I feel like I'm about to explode, but they keep forcing more and more juice into me. They're laughing as I writhe and squirm in pain and discomfort. I try to scream, but nothing comes out except a gurgling noise.
"Yeah, he's about to explode. Just look at him. Look at the pain on his face. He's totally about to pop."
"Mmmphhh… Ngghhh…"
I feel a surge of pressure, and I finally can't hold it in any longer. I let out one last moan of pain as my entire stomach explodes. A torrent of juice bursts out of me and all over the floor. I'm so exhausted and weak that I can't even move.
"Holy shit! Did you see that? Did you see how much juice he was holding in? That was fucking crazy! I've never seen anything like it before."
"Yeah, it was a pretty big load."
"Oh, shit, the machine's busted. Damn, now we have to fix this shit. God damn it."
"It's okay, we can just use the backup. It'll take longer, but it'll work."
"Fine. Just make sure you get it right this time. And no more puns."
I'm barely conscious. I'm too weak to even think straight. I can only imagine how I must look to them, since I can't see. My stomach feels empty and hollow, and I'm covered in sticky fruit juice. I just want to shrivel up and die. The tube's still down my throat, and it hurts every time I breathe.
"I'm going to pull the tube out now. You ready?"
I nod. I feel the tube slide slowly out of my throat. It's a horrible, painful feeling, and I can't stop myself from gagging. I'm coughing and spluttering, and my whole body is trembling. My vision is blurry, and everything is spinning.
"Well, that was an impressive display. I'll leave you to die now. Have fun. Bye."
They walk away, and I'm left alone. I'm lying in a pool of my own vomit and juice. I feel like I'm going to pass out, or maybe even die.
"Goodbye, you fucking scum. Enjoy hell."
I hear Kuz's voice. He's telling me to join him in the afterlife. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all…
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 PWABAG
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ALL RISE COURT IS IN SESSION

Presenting 'ase no. 1602, sharty vs zellig.
The plantiffs allege that zellig is not sharty culture on the basis that it is NAS COAL and has lacked discernable influence on the culture. The defendants argue that it is in fact gemmy and of significant value.

I will now allow both sides to make their oral arguments.
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what are the components of a good variant?
>simplicity
>originality
>a good niche/application
others?
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Good evening 'teens. I'm ROOT, the manager of the Party. This will serve as an ongoing Q&A thread with the site's administration. My intent is productivity and transparency, but it's also an opportunity for you to get to know us better or just say hi. Kept you waiting, huh?
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As the 'party's three year anniversary comes to a close, why not end it with a Q&A?

You can ask DOLL, ROOT, FROOT, or ME anything here.

Make sure you say who the question is for.
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Third year anniversary banner contest

Good afternoon /soy/. Unfortunately, soot never responded to my email about a Q&A.
But for this third year anniversary, why not do another banner contest?
And not just banners, but 404 pages, and ban images.
Possibly in the future, there could be board ads like 4chan has (468x60).

Make sure banners follow a 3:1 aspect ratio (300x100) preferably.

404 and ban images are unrestricted. We could possibly do 403 images too.
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if this post reaches 400 responses in an hour i will eat this paper of cobson
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FLARTSON GETS SENT TO HELL

ENJOY
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Prom chud here and still alive

Any happenings I missed while moving into college
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ATTENTION ALL SOYTEENS A LEVEL THREMBO THREAT HAS APPEARED ON 'TTER

another tranny posted the pro-tranny 'lita (called it a wojak too) and got 15k likes. you WILL doxx him and blackmail him into deleting the post (and also send him qurans and pizza)
https://twitter.com/TakesAppalling/status/1701613433341481226?t=fB_wEt98LXTFxETGjdYM5w&s=19
there are (apparently) three people running the account, one of them a pooner
the owner of the account:
https://x.com/SmashingUrFort?t=fPRpftjiOaJS7jYukatOOw&s=09
so far we know that he lives in italy
TO ARMS MY PERSONAL ARMY
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jak him
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We've appointed a new manager. You'll learn who he is pretty soon. If you want, you can think of him as chief of the coal police.
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IT'S HAPPENING SNEEDBROTHERS

FAGGOT JANNY SOOT, THE TRANNY OWNERS OF THIS SITE WANTS TO DELETE /SNEED/

INSHALLAH WE MUST BE READY TO SNEED THIS SITE INTO THE VOID IF HE TRIES TO CHUCK US

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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 "NIKOLAS UROS" ACTUALLY DOXXED:
THIS IS THE PERSON SPAMMING CP ON THE WIKI AND ON SHARTY LOL

REAL NAME: Isaac Kate
STREET: 7200 South Sunset Ave. (could be sunset court or sunset drive albeit)
CITY: Hamburg
STATE: New York
POST CODE: 14075
PHONE NUMBER: +1 (405) 295-5384 (might be a burner though, wrong area code)
EMAIL: isaqathedude@gmail.com
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Froot Q&A

https://soyjaks.party/froot/thread/20.html


Get in and ask, I have like 20 or 30 minutes to kill.
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What Religion are you?
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https://planet.soyjak.in
new toss
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We should take down newgon

Newgon is a pro-c MAP wesbite that unironically defends pedophilia and thinks it should be legalized and normalized. They have a memes and graphics section that contains memes from the sharty and that is truly the worst part because that would expose the sharty to even more 'philes and would associate us with them so we need to take action and doxx the people running that website
Here are some important links
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Main_Page
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Memes_and_Graphics
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Debate_Guide
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Memes_and_Graphics#/media/File:FgX2SHUUAAAL3Ij.jpg
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Memes_and_Graphics#/media/File:Chudbehavior.png
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Adventure thread

You are Nate, an elementary schoolboy who lives in Soyville. Your Dad works at the Soylent factory and your Mom is a part-time receptionist at the Mental Asylum. Summer break has ended and it's the first day of school. Your mom hugs you and your little sister as she gives you your lunchboxes.
>Be a good boy, sweetheart. Listen to your teachers and don't let anything happen to Soylita, alright?
The school bus stops in front of your house and Mr. Troonella greets you:
>Hop on, kids! I don't have all day and I don't want to be late to my appointments, today is a very important day for me!
He looks a little bit different from last year.
What do you do?
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What are your thoughts on a dedicated archive board (maybe /chive/) to save threads instead of using /test/?
It would have infinite pages.
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/fsr/ - Forest Survival Roleplay

ITT: we roleplay that we're surviving in the forest
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Welcome to /chive/! This board acts as a gallery for noteworthy Soyjak Party threads, such as events, happenings, and admin Q&A's. If (You) make a thread successful enough, it could be moved here upon completion.
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Good evening teens, I am DOLL, the current owner of the site and one of the three administrators for the party. This will likely be my last Q/A here, as Froot and Angeleno are going to be running the site after Froot and I finalize the sale, but I may show up every once in awhile to say hi and post some jaks. We will have to see what happens, little buddies.
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Good evening, fellow 'teens. I'm the current acting admin of the website, admin of the booru, and owner of the wiki. Seeing everything that is going on currently, I thought it would be a good idea to do a Q&A with everyone.

Ask me anything!
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request an animal and if I don't have a 'jak of it I will draw it
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Official and temporary 4cuck refugee thread
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i recently came into possession of an external drive which used to belong to a member of the air force during the late 2000s/early 2010s, and it's clear that xe discovered 4cuck while deployed because there's a huge folder full of reaction images and backgrounds with unix timestamps like picrel
also xe's dead now rest in piss bozo
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RAID KOMICA

Komica, a chink imageboard
YOU WILL ASSIST ME
https://gaia.komica.org/00b/index.htm?
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I have no mouth and I must soy
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Ban evasion utilities

>Residential proxies/VPNs/etc
Free:
List of proxies detected by Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Open_proxy_detection (usually unbanned)
Mobile data: Your mobile data, if not rangebanned, works very well at ban evasion. To change your mobile IP, turn on airplane mode and then turn it off.
TuxlerVPN: https://www.tuxlervpn.com (works well, note that it's an unironic botnet)
Cheap:
MysteriumVPN: https://www.mysteriumvpn.com ($0.03/day, you can top up your account with crypto)
PacketStream: https://packetstream.io ($1.00/GB)
IPRoyal: https://iproyal.com ($0.80/GB, make sure to buy ONLY rotating residential proxies)

>Extensions

4tranx: https://www.4chan-x.net
4Chan Mass Reply: https://github.com/HamletDuFromage/4chan-mass-reply
Proxy switcher:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/proxy-switchyomega/padekgcemlokbadohgkifijomclgjgif (Chrome)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/switchyomega/ (Firefox)

FAQ
>I'm still banned despite switching proxies
Clear your cookies. The 4chan_pass cookie is used to identify ban evaders.
>How does 4chan block so many IPs?
They use a paid API known as Blockscript (https://www.blocked.com). It blocks IPs considered to be abusive, such as IPs from datacenters, VPNs, Tor nodes, free proxies, etc.
>Why doesn't my post go through sometimes?
This depends on a variety of factors.
It could be your user-agent, or your file is secretly hashbanned, or the flood filter is on.
If 3 threads/replies are posted within a short period of time by users with different IPs and 4chan_pass cookies with a very little amount of posts attached to them (aka 'empty' 4chan_pass cookies), then the flood filter activates. It lasts exactly 5 minutes.
4chan compares your user-agent with what your TLS fingerprint says. e.g. If you have a Chrome TLS fingerprint, but your user-agent says you're using Firefox, this is an immediate redflag and your post doesn't go through. Use only user-agents that would fit your browser type.
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IT'S HAPPENING SNEEDBROTHERS

FAGGOT JANNY SOOT, THE TRANNY OWNERS OF THIS SITE WANTS TO DELETE /SNEED/

INSHALLAH WE MUST BE READY TO SNEED THIS SITE INTO THE VOID IF HE TRIES TO CHUCK US

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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the solar system as jakkies please
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What software do you chuds use to make/edit 'jakkies?

For me it's GIMP
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Contact the admins & announcements

Contact me via email with suggestions, bug reports,questions, or anything at all.


froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com

DO NOT email me about unbans, unless it has been 14 days since your last appeal was rejected.