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Oldsoislutta adventure 2: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/77681.html

You open your eyes and find yourself lying in a bed. You are in a cold and dark room, in the room you see skibidi gemson, skibidi amerimutt and Skibidi glowie.
<Oh my burger, i thought you where dead or something!
>What happened, where am i?
>We found you at the location of the the sixth admin of the website attack and brought you here to the tunnel network under /soy/ city. The surface is lost, the sixth admin of the website is planning to destroy the world with Project soypocalypse and the rest is confidential
>Wait did you say DESTROY THE WORLD???
>hes planning to open a portal to the cord at his flying fortress and this world will be consumed by brimstone
>We have to stop that nigger before its to late!
<Yeah, the american George floyd spirit will lead us to Victory or something like that
>lets do it!
First reply decides your first action

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HOLY SHIT THIS ADVENTURE SERIES IS FINALLY BACK

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They encounter a party of gigas

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>>81840
Everyone celebrates the third adventure thread coming out. You know what to do, OP

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i come out of nowhere as a guest appearance and just jerking off

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bump

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>>81841
On your way out of the tunnel you and the toilet squad encounter a party of gigachads. You are on high alert and Prepare to shoot.
>if You are aligned with Γ€dmin 6 i will murder you! Tell me honestly.
Are they enemies or friends? you decide

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>>81846
Friends.

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Friends

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>>81846
friends and i also appear out of nowhere as a guest apperance and i start jerking off

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>>81847
>We are your friends lil bro, We came here to escape from the Γ€dmin 6 invasion
You now know that They are on your side. You shake hands with the gigachad in front of you and keep going towards the bunker exit.

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>>81850
See the state of Sharty.

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Your blogpost is very good. Keep it up

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There should be at least 5 gigas in the party or something

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>>81850
i appear out of nowhere and start beating it

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OP, what's your visualization of the state of the Sharty?

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>>81851
You and the toilet squad exit the tunnel and see the state of the sharty. Everything is destroyed, the administrative building is nowhere to be seen and only a few ruined buildings remain. You see the ships of Γ€dmin 6 in the distance. They are searching for you.

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>>81856
Camouflage.

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>>81856
i appear out of nowhere and start beating it and after i explode i lead them to safety

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>>81857
You camoflage yourself with some of the only grass you can find. The Γ€dmin 6 ship passes by. It seems to have worked. You see some members of the Γ€dmin 6 army in front of you.
Will you sneak past or attack them?

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>>81859
You get detected before any action is taken

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>>81859
Sneak past.

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>>81859
i appear behind the members of the sixth admin of the website and i start jacking light speed behind them and bust all over them leaving them trapped in a sticky white web of my seed and i lead our heros to safety

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>>81860
Your camoflage falls of you and you get detected by the soldiers.
>uh oh
>SHOT THEM NOOOOOOW!
The soldiers fire their guns at you.
What attack will each member of the skibidi squad do?

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>>81863
I appear out of nowhere and instantaneously bust on the soldiers, killing them instantly.

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>>81863
Fire back and tell your fellow skibidi's to attack from the sides

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>>81864
Some random nigger falls from the sky and combusts on the soldiers, setting them on fire and turning them into dust.
>marge, What just happened
You are just as confused as everybody else.

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>>81866
Call for help.

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>>81866
Call mutahar

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>>81869
Ask if he is apart of the tail an who might help

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>>81870
*Taliban

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>>81866
Turn the gigachads into skibidi toilets (make one of them a strider and the other a mutant)

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>>81869
>>81870
You call your old friend mutahar.
>hello, i need help!
<What help saar?
>are you part of the taliban? They could help me against Γ€dmin 6
<taliban? No im not part of the taliban and i dont have time to help you becuse im goon- helping people with redeeming and stuff, goodbye saar
Mutahar hangs up

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>>81873
Watch his latest video to be happy.

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>>81873
Get troonella to transition your enemies, troonella will of course come out of our earhole

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Norm from the new norm saves them with the infinity gauntlet

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>>81874
You start watching mutahars latest kino video to get happy but then a bright light starts shining on you.
<its right behind us or something right
>yeah
You have been spotted by the big ship.

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>>81877
Turn the gigachads into skibidi toilets and stand your guard

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>>81877
NORM FROM THE NEW NORM SAVES THEM YOU HEAKIN CHUD

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>>81877
glowie uses his gangster controls to hack into the ships thrusters

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>>81879
DO THIS

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>>81878
You run back into the bunker and turn the gigachads into skibidi toilets. You then go outside and take a stand against the ship. You hear a voice coming from the ship.
>YOUR LUCK HAS RAN OUT, DISCORD WON, Γ„DMIN 6 WON, SURRENDER OR DIE!
What will you do?

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>>81882
pull up on the opps

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>>81882
Pray to Admin Thrembo.

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>>81883
You pull up on the opps(jump up on the ship and shoot the driver), this causes the ship to crash land. The chads are impressed and congratulate you.
>i think you might be a chad just like us

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>>81885
Improve the city.

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>>81886
It seems like all soldiers of Γ€dmin 6 in the area have been defeated.
More toilets emerge from the bunker. They start improving the city by building defenses and setting traps.

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Bump

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>>81887
I appear and shit on everyone

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>>81887
Start mewing to get yourself a chiseled jawline

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>>81889
This is me btw

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>>81891
irl mutt

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>>81892
Nah deem i am like 20% turkish 20% (0%) russian and 1488 pure americaryan o algo

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>>81890
The sigma gigachad toilet teaches you How to mew. You start mewing like the true skibidi sigma you are. You now have a chiseled jawline, this trait will stay on you for the entire adventure thread.
You remember you mission, you must find teh flying fortress stop the soypocalypse as soon as possible, but How?

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>>>7749457
>The sigma gigachad toilet teaches you How to mew. You start mewing like the true skibidi sigma you are. You now have a chiseled jawline, this trait will stay on you for the entire adventure thread.
>You remember you mission, you must find teh flying fortress stop the soypocalypse as soon as possible, but How?

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>>81894
Modify some of the bigger toilets and assemble a full skibidi toilet super army, and also buiod a second TRVTHNVKE

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bumpΓ©

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>>81897
Devil trips

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>>81896
You modify some of the bigger toilets and assemle a full super army of skibidi toilets to defend the city. Your forces even build a second TRVTHNVKE.
At night, Γ€dmin 6 decides to strike. The sky turns blue and hundreds of ships warp in. You hear Γ€dmin 6 speaking from seemingly nowhere.
>YOUR LITTLE GAME ENDS HERE!
What will you do?

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>>81899
ATTACK!

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>>81899
OP why is it taking you this long to make a new picture

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>>81901
Your forces begin to attack. You try to stop them.
>YOU RETARDS, THIS IS SUICIDE!
The ships surround the toilets and kill them all. You are very angry at How retarded your toielts are.

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>>81904
'min 6 gloats and lures you into a nightmare, Miitopia-style

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>>81904
troon out again

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>>81904
draw poopson

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bump gem

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bump

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>>81909
Where ar3eyou OP

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>>81905
Γ„dmin 6 starts gloating.
>Too scared to fight? You will never be a real admin, you have no cult of personality, you have no cord server, you are not even a human, YOU ARE A TOILET!
He appears in front of you, you run towards him but then you something strange happens. You get sucked into a nightmare. You see all your greatest fears, squirreljaks death and something from your past life, Fundamental. Paper. Education.

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>>81911
You understand he's just manipulating you, you ignore his stupid words and shoot at him!

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Also i'm suprised FPE is included in this

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bump

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>>81912
You understand that he is manipulating you. You ignore his brimstone words and shoot at him but it just goes through him.
>Fool, this is not real, you cant kill me
You break out of the nightmare and find yourself at gunpoint by the ships.
>SURRENDER OR DIE!!!
What will you do?

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>>81915
You shoot one of the ships in the engines and run to dodge the other one

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>>81916
You shoot one of the ships in the engines. This causes the engine to blow up and the ship crashes. The other ship flies at you and you run to dodge it.

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>>81917
Launch the TRVTHNVKE to end the battle

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>>81917
start watching komputersem

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>>81919
>LAUNCH THE TRVTHNVKE BECUSE IM A SLF NOOOOOOOW!!!!
The trvthnuke launches and explodes in the middle of the fleet. The ships the tossed aside and destroyed.
Congratulations, you have won the battle for /soy/ city!
What will you do now?

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>>81921
search for 'min 6 and make sure he's dead

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>>81923
You, mutt and glowie search the area for any sign of Γ€dmin 6 but all you find is crashed ships and dead soldiers and toilets.
>Γ€dmin 6 is still alive, i can feel it.
>so what now?
<yeah what now or something like that
>We must get to the fortress, but first We must liberate /qa/town
<No, please liberate sneed city first, it was my favorite place or something to that degree
What place will you attack, /qa/town or sneed city?

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bump

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>>81924
/qa/town first then sneed city

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bump for top of the 'log

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bumpΓ©

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bumpΓ©

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>>81926
You decide to attack /qa/ town first. When you get there you realize that its being guarded by none other that froot.
<well well well, look who has found their way back to me, YOU WILL PAY FOR THE DAY YOU PUT ME IN NIGGERJAIL!

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>>81930
Start the attack by shooting at Frqqt

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>>81931
>i may have spared you the first time, but this time you wont be as lucky!
You start shooting at froot, it penetrates his armor and he takes damage.
<AAAAH! NIGGEEERRR O ALGO!
The soldiers start shooting at you

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This is a pretty good place to end it for today. I will continue it when u wake up

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>>81933
Yeah i'm cool with that, this shall be part one of episode 3

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>>81932
start watching komputersem

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>>81932
You fire an explosive round at Froot and the soldiers, this knocks down the soldiers. Froot runs at you and starts blasting his shotgun.
>NOW!
Glowie and mutt grab froot by the arms and hold him down. You raise your arms and Prepare to behead froot.
<NOOOO PLEASE DONT DO IT! I DONT EVEN LIKE Γ„DMIN 6! I CAN HELP YOU!
Will you listen to him?

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>>81937
Shoot him because he killed this site.

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>>81938
<PLEASE SPARE ME!
>You ruined the sharty, so i dont think so
You shoot Froot right trough the head. His body drops down, he is dead. The gate to /qa/town is now open.

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>>81939
Explore it but beware of the coalm

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>>81939
Will /qa/town have its liberation?

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>>81940
You go deeper into /qa/town and explore it. You spot some extreme forced coals infront of you.
You remeber that this is not the old /qa/, its the new /qa/.

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>>81942
Force Komputersem there.

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>>81942
Sv_cheats 1
Impulse 101

kill everyone.

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>>81943
The coals seem to not be on the side of Γ€dmin 6 even doe they are coals. You start showing them komputersem videos.
>look, komputersem
<Computersim? Do you mean the grooming simulator i play o algo?

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>>81945
Punch Shitoko.

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>>81945
Alright fuck you then

Sv_cheats 0

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>>81946
>grooming?
You punch shitoko. He gets really angry and starts growing and deforming.
<DO NOT DISRESPECT MEXICORD O ALGO!
The sky turns blue and Γ€dmin 6 speaks.
>KILL THEM, MY BRIMSTONES!
You now have to fight against deformed shitoko, zelligcuck and the murdered variant.

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>>81948
Shoot at the murdered variant and the 'zellingcaca first with your cannon and take cover to hide from deformed shitoko

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>>81949
You onetap the murdered variant and zelligcuck with your cannon. You, mutt and glowie take cover behind some rubble.
>We must come up with a plan
<american freedom is my plan or something
How will you try to defeat deformed shitoko?

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>>81950
Pray to Admin Thrembo.

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>>81951
You put your claws together and start praying to admin thrembo. Your eyes begin to glow and start feeling more powerful.

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>>81952
Fire a laser.

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Thread is on pause until ’p spam is gone

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>>81953
You use your newfound powers to fire a laser at deformed shitoko. His clothes catch fire
>AAAAAAA IM BURNING O ALGO!!!

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>>81955
shitoko braps and it causes a massive explosion

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>>81957
>BRAP ATTACK O ALGO!
Shitoko braps so hard that it causes a massive explosion that sends you flying several hundred meters. There are no signs of shitoko left, it seems like he brapped a bit too hard.
Congratulations, you have liberated /qa/town!
What will you do now?

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>>81959
Go to sneed city to liberate it

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>>81959
Go to sneedcity

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>>81960
You and glowie and mutt go to sneed city like you promised mutt toilet. It takes hours to get there. When you get there you see that its more well defended than /qa/town. Several ships fly over the city.
>They are going in the direction of the fortress, They soypocalypse must be close.

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>>81962
You very stealthily go to the city undetected by the planes

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bump

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bvmp

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>>81963
You stealthily sneak past the ships and planes and enter the city. It appears that There are no guards here. You see a store with the sign sneeds feed and seed.

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>>81966
Barge inside the store, shouting loudly o algo

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Up o algo

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>>81967
You barge into the store and shout loudly.
>HANDS UP NIGGERS!!!
You are greeted by 2 yellow men.
<No racial slurs here in sneed city
>What is this place?
<this is sneeds feed and seed(formerly chucks), Ask us calmly instead of screaming if there is something you want or something
What will you Ask them?

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>>81969
Is there any sproke here?

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>>81970
>is there any sproke here?
<No but We have some gemcola
Will you drink it?

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>>81971
Drink the gemcola

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>>81971
Buy an entire pack for your allies

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>>81972
>>81973
You drink the gemcola, it tastes very gemmy and refreshing. You buy an entire package for your allies. This Will help you with liberating sneed city.

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>>81974
'dmin 6 locates your party and brainwashes the sneeds into brimstone bots

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GEEEEMMM

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>>81976
After you leave the location a squad of cordsoldiers enter the store.
>PLEASE DONT TURN US INTO GRAY SKINNED NIGGERS!
<What did i say about racial slurs?
Γ„dmin 6 himself appears in a vantablack cloud of dust and starts brainwashing them into brimstone bots
>Join us and you will finally be real women!
<women?
>Yes and you will get paid for every toilet you kill!

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>>81978
Spam this into his website.
Dear soyjak.party User,

soyjak.party received and responded to a legal process issued by the Federal Bureau of Investigation compelling the release of information related to your soyjak.party post history. A court order previously prohibited soyjak.party from notifying you of the legal process. We are now permitted to disclose the receipt of the legal process to you. The agency reference number or case number on the legal process is 2022[…].

For more information about how soyjak.party handles legal processes, message us at froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com.

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>>81979
You find the website of Γ€dmin 6 and start spamming this on it.
>Dear soyjak.party User,

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This makes Γ€dmin 6 leave the building.
>What now!?

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>>81981
Go to >>>/ohio/ town

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>>81982
Nahhhhhh

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>>81981
recruit help from skibidi cookie

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>>81982
You and your allies go to /ohio/ town to escape from Γ€dmin 6 and his army. There you see some grimaces.

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>>7762033
You sing the ohio grimace shake song to SOOThe the grimaces.
>only in ohio oh only in ohio oh

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>>81987
wrong /ohio/ song doe
the grimaces feed you grimace shake

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>>81988
The grimaces feed you the grimace shake, this makes you turn purple. You are now grimaceslutta.
What will you do?

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>>81990
Suck the leaders dick as a thank you

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>>81991
The grimaces take you to their leader. You suck his BGC as a thank you for some reason.
<holy freedom, i wish that was me or something
>Can you please stop doing that? We got a soypocalypse to stop

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they all beat up and rape the nerobumper cirna

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>>81993
Now go liberate Sneed city

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>>81995
You listen to glowie and go back to your mission. You return to sneed city to liberate it once and for all, once you have done that you can get to the flying fortress, the location of the soypocalypse. You spot a large gathering of cordsoldiers. It looks like they are having a meeting.
What will you do?

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>>81996
bait them with a printed out photo of soyl*ta doused with skibidi grimace poison

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oil up

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>>81998
You walk up to them with a printed out photo of coalita doused with skibidi grimace poison.
You throw it at them and one of them pick it up.
>oh, gemlita!
The poison explodes all over the soldiers, killing them all instantly.

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>>82000
find the sixth admin of the website

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>>82000
Install their rifles onto your toilet frame

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>>82001
You go deeper into sneed city. After a while see Γ€dmin 6 in front of you.
>You arrived just in time to see your world end, once my air fortress arrives here in a few minutes i will use the power of the gem of life to open the portal to the cord, also known as niggerhell!
The sky starts glowing blue, you can feel the fortress aproaching.

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>>82003
did we get any special items along the way that we could use?

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>>82003
Get the mutt and glowie to ambush him then fire a laser at him

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>>82005
the gemcola

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>>82005
>>82006
>>82007
You throw some gemcolas at Γ€dmin 6 to distract him.
>MUTT, GLOWIE, NOW!
Mutt and glowie take down the guards. You shoot a laser at Γ€dmin 6 but he blocks it with a shield.
>pathetic
Γ„dmin 6 dissapears in a cloud of vantablack brimstone dust. The sky starts glowing more intensively and you can hear the fortress approaching.

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>>82008
fly to the the sixth admin of the website's air fortress
>how
you decide

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>>82008
With a big bang(oh my science) the massive floating fortress warps in. The soypocalypse is almost here. You need to get up to the fortress, but How?

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>>82011
whoops too late
>>82012
Go to the airport

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The final phase of the adventure begins tomorrow. Keep bumping the thread so it wont be slid

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vp

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>The final phase of the adventure begins tomorrow. Keep bumping the thread so it wont be slid

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>>The final phase of the adventure begins tomorrow. Keep bumping the thread so it wont be slid

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>>82013
You go the the sneed city airport. You find a big plane there. You see a blue beam going up into the sky from the fortress, it must be the portal. or something

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The event killed this thread

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>>82020
Take the plane and crash it into the fortress

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>>82024
do this

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>>82023
WRONG!

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>>82024
You hop into the plane and fly it to the fortress. You crash land at the entrace to the fortress. You exit the plane.
>time to put an end to this
<for George Washing machine or something

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>>82027
Throw a flasharrestg in the entrance or something

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>>82030
You see some guards inside of the fortress. You throw a flash grenade in the entrance. This stuns the guards. You enter the fortress

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>>82031
steal their guns or however i am tread

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>>82033
You take their guns and attach them to the sides of your toilet. You keep going deeper into the fortress complex and enter a strange room. There are several timers counting down to the soypocalypse in the room. Just 10 minutes left.
You spot a cordjanny looking at a screen.
What will you do?

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>>82034
kill him

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>>82035
You use your new guns and kill the janny with them. An alarm starts sounding.
>INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
What do you do?

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>>82036
run away as fast as possible

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>>82037
You run away as fast as you possibly can. Run across a tall bridge in a massive chamber, you look behind you and see a cob-bot chasing you.

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Up or something

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>>82038
tell skibidi mutt to take a brap so big and wet it rustifies the cob bot instantly

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>>82040
do this

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>>82040
>MUTT, DO THE BRAPHOG ATTACK!
<MARTSHART OR SOMETHING!
Mutt toilet takes a massive brap on the cob bot. The cob bot rustifies instantly and falls on the soldiers below.

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>>82042
Try to find the control room

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>>82044
You find the control room. You can see the portal on a screen. Only 5 minutes to the soypocalypse.
There are 3 big buttons on the control pannel. A red, a blue and a green.
What button will you press?

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Vp

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>>82045
The red button

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>>82048
You push the red button. The countdown changes to one minute and the portal starts getting energized.
What do you do?

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>>82049
TIME'S UP or something or something

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>>82050
You realise that time is almost up. Only 50 seconds. Γ„dmin 6 starts speaking trough the loudspeakers.
>Look at what you have done! You have activated unsafe mode, this means that We all will die!
You must do something, NOW!

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Just pin this thread since the muttwar killed it

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vp or something

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>>82051
push the other two

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>>82056
AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

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UPPP

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>>82056
The timer reaches 20 seconds. The portal begins to open. You push the blue botton.
>PANNEL SELF DESTRUCT MODE ACTIVATED
The control pannel begins to spark, you quickly push it again to turn off self destruct mode.
At the last second you push the green button.
>DEACTIVATING PORTAL
The lights turn off and the screen turns black.
>We did it, we stopped it in time
Congratulations, you have stopped the soypocalypse! or something

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>Autojanny Europoored out again

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Adventure is not over. Dont /chive/ it yet or something

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Up or something

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>>82059
I guess if the adventure isn't over, that means that the portal did open or something. What else would cause the lights to go out? Did 'dmin 6 remotely override the controls or something?

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>>82064
A massive explosion happens. Its so strong that the Wall breaks.
The portal has opened.
>how?
<What in the burger
Γ„dmin 6 starts shouting through the loudspeakers.
>FOOLS! THE PANNEL IS USELESS! I CONTROL WHEN THE PORTAL OPENS! I DECIDE WHEN THE SOYPOCALYPSE BEGINS! THE ERA OF kilometer, BRIMSTONE AND MORE kilometer BEGINS NOW YOU EuromuttS!!!!
It soypocalypse has begun. The horrors of the cords will consume the world.
What will you do?

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>>82065
the sixth admin of the website turns into ronald mcdonald and the entire battlefield turns into a mcdonald's city due to it being july the 4th
there's burgers on the portal

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>>82066
Γ„dmin 6 appears in a cloud of vantablack dust.
>READY TO DIE?
The portal sends out a pulse that turns everything into a mcdonalds city. Γ„dmin 6 turns into ronald mcdonald. In the portal you see burgers from the muttcord universe.
<HOLY MCDONALDS! I MUST BE DREAMING
>Oh, im Ronald mcdonald… BUT IM STILL GONNA MURDER YOU!
The heckin final boss fight begins or something

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up

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Up or something

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>>82067
Mutt grows and becomes stronger from being in mcdonalds city

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>>82071
The power of the mcdonalds makes mutt grow to become very big.
>the tables have turned or something
<ELECTRICITY ATTACK!
Γ„dmin 6 Fries electricity at mutt toilet.
What do you do now?

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>>82072
I summon big lez and he becomes way too powerful. He puts everyone in a new universe and deletes the old universe. He also kills all the bad guys and the new universe is filled with gay Euromutt aliens that kill

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>>82073
>>7774973
Big Lez is no match for 'dmin 6 at this point. The Soypocalypse portal feeds his power

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>>82073
I will make big lez appear but not the whole universe change thing

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>>82073
While mutt and Γ€dmin 6 clash, big lez(normal one, not the plier one since hes too op) steps out of the soypocalypse portal.

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>>82076
Lez attacks Γ€dmin 6 or something

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>>82079
Big lez starts attacking Γ€dmin 6, he starts slamming his head against the building.
>WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
You have no idea whats happening

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>>82080
watch

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>>82081
You just watch as big lez and Γ€dmin 6 fight. Γ„dmin 6 fires his laser eyes at big lez and cuts him in half.
>you’re next!
The soypocalypse portal begins to glow and lightning shoots out from it.
It is about to change reality again.
What will happen?

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>>82082
You just give up and walk away and try to start a new life

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>>82083
>lets just give up, not like he would care or anything
You start walking away to start a new life but Γ€dmin 6 stops you.
>NEW LIFE? YOU WILL STILL DIE ANYWAY!
The portal pulses again and everything gets transformed into the darkcord universe. Γ„dmin 6 is back to normal again.
>The true battle begins NOW!
How will you attack him?

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up or something

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Can someone give a prompt?

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>>82088
you remember that you recently made an alliance with the tvmen and decide to scream their names as a last attempt to save yourself

 β„–82090Quote

>>82084
tackle the sixth admin of the website or something

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>>82089
You remember that you have made an alliance with the tvmen. You scream their names.
>J0EL! KLEKI!
J0el and kleki teleport to your location and corner Γ€dmin 6.
>WAIT NO NO NO NOOOO!
>!reggin syK
They use their red screens on Γ€dmin 6. He closes his eyes and tries to resist it.

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Up or something

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Bump or something

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>>82091
Shoot at him while he is distracted

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>>82094
DO THIS

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>>82094
You shoot all your weapons at Γ€dmin 6 while he is distracted. The bullets go straight trough him, this makes him open his eyes and he looks directly into the red screen.
>ACCCCKKKKK!
He falls to the ground, his eyes bleed. The portal is about to do something again.

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Give prompt

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>>82096
The portal brainwashes the TV men

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>>82099
It seems like the portal is sentient. 2 energy tendrils emerge from the it and go into the tv mens tv heads. Γ„dmin 6 smiles despite being almost dead.
>kill them…

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>>82100
you remember your insane jawline and begin to mog the tvmen while the grimace inside you helps

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>>82102
You remember your sigma mewing jawline. You begin to mog the tvmen. The grimace inside of helps. The mogging is so intense that their screens break. They teleport away.
You then approach Γ€dmin 6.
>please spare me… i…i know now..What i did was wrong..o algo
Will you spare him or not? or something

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>>82103
no spare
kill the sixth admin of the website with weapons to see what happens

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>>82104
>After all you did, not even a chance
You shoot up his face with your guns and burn his body with your laser.
A cloud of vantablack brimstone appears from his body and goes into the portal.
You have done it, Γ€dmin 6 is gone, atleast from this dimension.
>Hes dead, We must close the portal now!
It is time to end the soypocalypse before it reaches its climax.
How will you do it?

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Looks like the thread will continue for the third day. cops, do NOT /chive/ this while im asleep. Its not over yet

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>>82105
use the sixth admin of the website's corpse to stop the soypocalypse

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>>82105
take a shit

 β„–82109Quote

bump or something

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>>82105
Watch Komputersem

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Marge?

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up

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>>82107
You throw the body of Γ€dmin 6 inside the portal.
The portal begins to malfunction and crack, sends out another pulse and explodes.
You open your eyes and find yourself at the fortress again, the portal is destroyed and everything is back to normal.
Congratulations, you have stopped the soypocalypse!(for real)
All you have to do now is get down from the fortress.

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Up or something

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Up

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>>82113
Use the plane

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>>82116
You go back the way you came and get to the plane. You life off and fly away from the fortress.
Where do you fly?

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Up or something

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>>82117
Fly back to your base of operations to celebrate!

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Also goddamnit the Gem of Life is gone

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>>82119
You fly back to your base of operations at /soy/ city that has now been rebuilt.
You celebrate your victory over Γ€dmin 6.
As the screen cuts to black, the ending title card comes, and a dancing mutty is put at the bottom right for good measure.
The adventure has finally ended. This time, for good.
THE END
farewell, oldsoislutta adventure or something

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https://soyjakwiki.net/Adventure_thread
Put the entire oldsoislutta series and squirreljak adventure on the wiki. If science quest is notable enough then this also is or something

 β„–82123Quote

Will there be another one?

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>>82123
Probably not

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/chive/ this or something

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>>82121
evendoe no credits or something

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Up or something

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P

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>>82121
Embedded ’mutt

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Op here. This is the last oldsoislutta adventure thread for now but i may make another adventure thread about something else some time

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>>82134
Wouldn't it be cool to have an adventure where the hero has to travel to every board (town) in order to find /mediator/. Basically this thread but more "choose your adventure".

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>>82135
I may make something like that but not any time soon. This may as well be the last high effort thing i make on the sharty

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>>82136
There goes our Sharty saver. Expect even more coal.

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>>82137
Goodboy quest 4 will save the sharty doe or something

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>>82137
I will make more adventure threads but not in atleast a month probably

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I dont want to turn this thread into a battlefield.
Goodbye

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>>82138
I will make Komputersem Adventure.

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>>82141
You did it like 3 times already

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>>82142
Fake. I did it only 1 time.

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If oldsoislutta 4 where to happen, What would it be about?

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>>82144
It literally says farewell oldsoislutta adventure. Dont expect it to happen

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/chive/ it. What are you waiting for

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>>82122
Added

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Up or something

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Up

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Up

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ARCHIVE ME or something

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It has been a day since it ended. Archive nooooow

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>>/chive/

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>>82152
>>82154
Will probably be chived in some hours. The others got chived like a day after it ended so this one will too

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>>82155
Thats reassuring

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>>82155
The real soypacolypse isn't over yet. Look at the 'log.

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Nuadmins please /chive/ this becuse root /chive/d the other ones

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Do the new admins not know how to /chive/?

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>>82121
The end in the style of the previous endings becuse maybe jannies like it more and will chive it or something idk

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>>82164
Opinion on this sentence?
>Nowadays, if you make a Casablanca reference, the kids won't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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Reptiles of bumping sanctuary

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>>82166
>bumping a looped thread

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obsessed award

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inb4 'chived

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negrobumped, archive this already

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>>82171
>bumping a looped thread

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Chive

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BUMP

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saved

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Froot, if you see this please /chive/ this thread already since the janny cabal seems to have forgotten about it

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JANNIES 'CHIVE THIS THREAD PLEASE

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ip[

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BUUUUUUUMP

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sage!



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