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Hello, Shartizens. I'll just get straight to the point…

It burdens me with a heavy heart to inform you all this, but Poog the Sharty Pig has passed away of natural causes Sunday evening, the night before New Year's Day. His burial will be tomorrow.

He lived a good life, living by far the longest of every guinea pig I've ever had as a pet and you all have made the final year of his life very interesting and memorable. For that, we both thank you all.

Sorry that you have to hear this.

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Meds

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meds its 2024

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>>39941
peer reviewed sources

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GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE

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>>39943
Meds, it wasn't but a few hours before 2024 when he breathed his final breath.

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post his dead body or fake

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I always hated that cunt but now I feel kinda bad.

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raped to death?

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>>39941
rest in peace sweet prince

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Made for BBC

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May God rest his soul

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>fact checked this
>it's real

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oh no… RIP Poog, you tiny fucker.

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he was raped, remember him

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Rest in BBC

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>>39948
I'll try to get a pic tomorrow before his burial. It's too late now.

>>39949
Thanks. I know some didn't like him for being NAS, but in the end, he was one wholesome lil chonkler.

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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, REST IN PISS YOU WON'T BE MISSED

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>>39941
this IP is a home ip not a phone network, and he has never post poog before. if poog poster is a dynamic ip GOD then poog is dead, otherwise this is false

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>keeping a guinea pig corpse inside
ew

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>>39963
>detective froot

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>>39963
frooty why are you fact checking

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>>39963
Sadly most retarded namefag award

>>39941 (OP)'s IP is the same as >>>/an/730 and >>>/an/1169 so this may not be a hoax…

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>>>5845475 (OP)
>this IP is a home ip not a phone network, and he has never post poog before. if poog poster is a dynamic ip GOD then poog is dead, otherwise this is false

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>>39967
You said no more name posting lying kike keep your promises ytboi.

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>>39963
You must not be looking far enough, I know I haven't posted in a while. I'm sure this spot looks familiar.

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>>39967
Thanks Rootie.

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good, now you should die

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>>39970
Dont care didn't ask, fuck off with your ugly fucking dead rodent and kill yourself too

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>>39967
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BAN HIM FOR BEING A PROMISE-BREAKING LITTLE FUCK

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>>39973
Hi froggy froo, why you so mean?

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he will be remembered

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marge…

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>>39977
>Nusoitwitterchudda doesn't even know who Poog is

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>>39978
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG, even more of a reason why Poog is a forgettable NAS shitheel of a "meme"

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He got raped to death

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>>39980
HWABAG (He Will Always Be A GET)

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>>39974
>>39969
I had to verify it. This is very sad to read. I remember when I browsed the wiki extensively before first posting on Sharty and I first encountered poog on the GETs page. I thought he was actually a chinchilla that got raped…

My last post in the thread, sorry for your loss OP

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>>39973
Ayt now this is evil

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>>39983
>Dickless moderator not berating an attention whore thread
This is why namefag jannies should rope and dilate

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>>39985
rape yourself to death rulescuck

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>>39986
>retarded teen misreads my message as "rulecucking" like the sub-IQ gorilla nigger xe is

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>>39983
Are you all that new? Holy fuck

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Oh, lord. He's dead. May he rest in Heaven for ever and ever. Please have a live funeral thread, it would be an honor to remember Poog one more time as he now rests eternally. It is rather ironic that, the exact same day as this post, a great uncle who I never met also passed away early in the morning today. His funeral is in a week, so I'll have two funerals to attend this month.

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>>39987
you're a worthless retarded nigger faggot who should be sliced apart then fed to a starving african children

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>>39983
>I thought he was actually a chinchilla that got raped…

Gem

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>>39983
>>39985
Root do you actually don't have a dick

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Can't wait for the "(Current year) I am forgotten' threads

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lets all have a moment of silence for this post until it gets deleted

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>>39989
Damn, thanks for that and sorry for your loss. Like I said, I'm burying him tomorrow and I'll be posting updates in real time in this thread if it's still up.

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>>39995
Make it yourself, bitch nigga.

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Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear, oh yeah
Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy bear
Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy bear
Boing day ba duty party, boing day ba duty party
Boing day ba duty party, party pop
Boing day ba duty party, boing day ba duty party
Boing day ba duty party, party pop
Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear, oh yeah
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy bear
Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy bear
Γ‰n vagyok a gumimaci
Gyere mΓ‘r gyere velem
Gyere tΓ‘ncolj mΓ‘r kΓ©rlek get, get party pop
Γ‰n vagyok a gumicummi
Cicci meg a kodile a mambΓ³ csoda
PΓ‘pΓ© gyere mΓ‘r Γ©s tΓ‘ncolj party pop
Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear, oh yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh, badudi babi didi
Bab bi du bi dam gummy bear
Oh, oh, oh, oh, bi du bi dam dam
Bi du bi dam gummy bear party pop
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy bear
Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy bear
Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear
Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear, oh yeah
Party pop, party pop
Party pop, party pop

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you were the one i ker

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KEEEEEEK

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so no 5M GET party…

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>>40002
I guess not. Sorry, I feel bad for talking about it, but never getting around to it.

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>>40000
Gringo

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rest in piece, poog. you are in a better place now

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RIP

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>>40006
i meant to say peace

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RIP even doe it was ugly

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Poog is dead…
Frqqt pls put poog on the sharty front page with dr soyberg he should be honored

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KEEEEEEK THAT RODENT IS ROTTING IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY KEEEEEEEEK
THAT STUPID SPASTIC RAT IS BEING CLAWED AT BY DEMONS AND BOILED ALIVE AS WE SPEAK KEEEEEEK

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RIP

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>>39963
Stop questioning things you fucking bigot

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>>40012
Just so you know, if you had a serious thread like this on the clitty, the sharty would not disrespect it. Your level of idiocy and childishness is on full display here

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>>40012
hi froggy froo

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he was most definitely raped to death

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RIP Hamster :(
i place flower on his grave

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>>39997
I'm making a short video collage to honor his memory at the moment. Do you have any special pics of Poog that I could use?

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look on wiki for poogslop
https://soyjakwiki.net/Poog

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genuine question: why did poog not have any hair/fur except on his face? i think someone said he may have been abused but idk if thats true

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>>40022
It's just how his species is. They're called skinny pigs.
>>40019
It'll take me a bit to actually make this since I need to install some stuff, but it will be done.

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>>40019
Yeah, I'll try to get some pics together.

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>>40024
oh i see
sorry if i sounded like a dick
hope you're feeling okay

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rest in peace poogy poog ❀️
i will always remember…

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>>40026
Oh, well I'm not OP, I'm just an avid Poog fanatic.

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Unless there's proof I'm not believing

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>>40029
I'll post proof, at the latest tomorrow. I'm getting a collection of all the pictures now.

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sorry the collage is taking such a long time all of my shit decided to have a bunch of big fucking technical difficulties all at once

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Rest in peace poog you will be remembered

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dead nigger storage

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Rest in Heaven with The Lord, Poog. You were great to us, and God will be great to you.
https://vocaroo.com/1bn8tovPj1t2

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>>40034
so much fvcking sovl…

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>>40034
heartbreaking gem

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poogy poo…..

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poog right now

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Poog right now

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>>40034
Oh my gem, I'm literally…

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RIP LIL NIGGA

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2024 is OVER
might aswell shut down the site until 2025
Brimstone winter is here

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>>40044
but that will just fast forward until the next brimstone winter creating eternal infinite winter

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>>40045
BECAUSE THE PARTY IS OVER WE WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

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>>40034
>>40019
Ok, I have a 24gb of pictures and videos I'm uploading to Archive.org. I'll post the link when it's done.

Beautiul tribute, btw. I almost cried then I laughed from the Vocaroo. Pure, unadulterated soul.

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>>40040
>>40041
kys foodist pedo

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upoog

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>>40049
i miss him so much already

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How old was xhe?

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WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
REST IN PEACE GUINEA POOG

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>>39941
RIP lil nigga he didn't deserve to go out like that being raped to death

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>>40051
Nevermind Im retarded

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Kill yourself obsessed faggot

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NOOOOO

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>OH MY RICK MAY THIS IS LIKE WHEN DOGE FREAKING PASSED AWAY QUICK PHOTOSHOP HIM INTO THAT HEAVEN PHOTO

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>>40057
I say this and am eating popcorn.

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>3 years
>Longer than your other guinea pigs
Don't buy another retard

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Rest in peace poog

i will personally go to rodent heaven to rape you with my bwc

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sisters… we were all rapists in his presence….

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We were all rapists in His presence…. now… we are nothing…

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>>39941
>It burdens me with a heavy heart to inform you all this
lose the burden or the heavy heart buddy we have literary standards here

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>>40066
>tautologies… LE BAD!

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>>40067
that's a redundency
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT NOW

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>>40068
my dick in your mouth is a redundency cuz theres already one there lmao

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>>40046
TSMT, SO MUCH TSMT

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didn't you rape your hamster

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>>40072
leddit approved

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>>40072
Where's boogie?

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>>40072
Holy gem

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uppooger

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shit nobody cares about faggot

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>>40078
Majorly negated.

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Thermbor

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Threbo

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Bumping in preperation of the final pictures and burial.

The collection of Poog pictures and videos has 2gb left to upload. The link is right here:

https://archive.org/details/20231017-093549

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Only ever saw poog on the 'ki. rip to a real one

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Alright everyone, it's time.

This is his coffin. I'll post his final pictures next.

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>>40086
R.I.P lil nigga… fly high ;(

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>>40086
Hold on, I forgot something.

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Now his final pictures.

TRIGGER WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC

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>>40089
gooning

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>>40089
I ate him

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>>40086
why are you burying him in a lead casket? is he radioactive?

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>metal casket with plastic tupperware coffin inside
Marge is poog gonna survive an apocalypse

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>>40094
his soul is so powerful that it needs to be slowed down before it leaves the earth, lest he leave a large crater in the place of his burial by ascending too quick

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PUT A GEIGER COUNTER UP TO POOG NOW TO RULE OUT FOUL PLAY

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rip

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Put an information pamphlet in the poog tomb to inform archeologists of poog's glory

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>>40102
DO THIS
DO THIS

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>>40090
Guinea Poog's Final Goon

>>40098
He will burn an image of himself on the blanket inside, like the Shroud of Turin.

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>>>5845475 (OP)
>Good

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>>40103
>>40102
I'll print his wiki page and place it inside.

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3d scan poog and sequence his genome so we can recreate him

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"My name is Ozypoogias, pig of guinea:
Look on my works, ye soyteen, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains…

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Its over…
and the worst part is that if something like this ever comes up again it will be banned for "avatarfagging"

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WILL YOU GET A NEW GUINEA PIG

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>>40111
Honestly, tsmt. No NAS rules stifle creativity, but that's for a different thread.

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>>40114
Just use /qa/ bro

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>>40089
raped to death

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At least he got a cool funeral. RIP Poog.
I don't think we can recover from this.

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>>40089
nahhhh bro got smoked by the opps ☠☠☠☠☠☠

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>>40118
bernd

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>>40118
fr ong. RIP to a real one.

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>>40112
gemerald…
I also have some news for you. Archaeologists studying Poog’s burial shroud in preparation of his burial have just confirmed that a miraculous imprint of his body (as well as a piece of lettuce that, additionally, miraculously appeared beside him) is now visible on the napkin. It’s a true miracle. They just released an image, which I’ve attached, showcasing the discovery.

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>>40113
Maybe. Skinny pigs are expensive and I can only get them at an exotic animal convention. I paid 250$ for Poog.

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>>40121
I'm speechless. He truly died for the sins of the Sharty.

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if you truly loved your poog you wouldnt be parading his death on a retarded shithole website like this. showing off his dead body to the freaks on this site is terribly disrespectful. you are not taking his death serious at all. fuck you

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>>40124
Not OP, but I see it like an open casket funeral, not to be confused with parading a corpse. It's to show respect and honor Poogy Poo's memory one final time.

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>>40125
TSMT. It's not like I want to do this. I just know everyone here would want closure if Poog stopped being posted all of a sudden.

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maddyposter here, sorry for your loss. it's hard. it's been over a month since maddy passed and i still feel empty.
wishing you the best, friend.

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>>40127
>>40127
Sorry to hear that, I know it sucks.

Where should he rest? Near the tree next to some of our dogs or a little further up in this serene little spot?

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>>40128
I like the serene spot

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>>40128
The serene spot seems nice.

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>>40130
>>40129
I was thinking the same.

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I'm thinking of maybe just putting him in a deep freezer in an attempt to preserve his body, but I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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>NAS

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>>NAS

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I think right here will do nicely.

Should I attempt to do a livestream of the burial on YouTube?

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>>40135
>>40135
>>40135
Forgot the image.

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>>40135
don't livestream it, you'll probably end up getting yourself doxed

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>>40137
Yeah, probably not a good idea not to. I barely have service here anyway.

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>>40136
PWABAG
he has more than earned his rest, what a beautiful spot

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>Hello, Shartizens. I'll just get straight to the point…

>It burdens me with a heavy heart to inform you all this, but Poog the Sharty Pig has passed away of natural causes Sunday evening, the night before New Year's Day. His burial will be tomorrow.


>He lived a good life, living by far the longest of every guinea pig I've ever had as a pet and you all have made the final year of his life very interesting and memorable. For that, we both thank you all.


>Sorry that you have to hear this.

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>muh chonker wholesome 100 animal died
Fuck off nobody cares about this shit go post it on reddit

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>>muh chonker wholesome 100 animal died
>Fuck off nobody cares about this shit go post it on reddit

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>>>muh chonker wholesome 100 animal died
>>Fuck off nobody cares about this shit go post it on reddit

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It's time…

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Finally, the redditrat is dead

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>>40112
>>40145
imagine aliens digging this up in 500 years

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inb4 someone figures out where he was buried and steals the coffin then posts it here

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>>40149
DO THIS

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discord thread

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>>40148
They'd probably say 'gemmy'

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>>40089
bruh fucked around in his opps hood and found out

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Well guys, I guess that's it.

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>>40154
Rest with Ronnie buddy
>

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why not buy a tombstone for him

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And now it's over.

>>40157
>>40155
Gems.

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>>40158
I could eventually. Not right now, though.

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xe hecking acked or however the soy is cobson or whaetever the 4cuck gem bump coal sooooty soot poop

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>>5853466
'lita therefore gem

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post a decomposition timelapse of poog

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>>40164
THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

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>>40164
fuck you

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Make him a custom tombstone with a picture of him surrounded by little 'jak angels

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>>40166
i just want poog's dead rotting body slowly dissappear itd be sharty saving

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>>40166
>>40164
I mean, it could be interesting.

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>>40167
That would be gemmy.

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>>39941
Crying on the inside right now

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DIG UP POOG’S CORPSE, AND BURY HIM IN A GLASS SEALED CONTAINER. LET US SEE THE DECOMPOSITION. EVEN BETTER, PRESERVE HIM IN 99% ALCOHOL IN A JAR.

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>>40172
a rotting poog cum jar :3

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>>39941
Reddit: the thread

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'ead theme



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