You are Nate, an elementary schoolboy who lives in Soyville. Your Dad works at the Soylent factory and your Mom is a part-time receptionist at the Mental Asylum. Summer break has ended and it's the first day of school. Your mom hugs you and your little sis

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Adventure thread Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 15:53:47 №6242 Quote [Last 50 Posts][1][2]

You are Nate, an elementary schoolboy who lives in Soyville. Your Dad works at the Soylent factory and your Mom is a part-time receptionist at the Mental Asylum. Summer break has ended and it's the first day of school. Your mom hugs you and your little sister as she gives you your lunchboxes.
>Be a good boy, sweetheart. Listen to your teachers and don't let anything happen to Soylita, alright?
The school bus stops in front of your house and Mr. Troonella greets you:
>Hop on, kids! I don't have all day and I don't want to be late to my appointments, today is a very important day for me!
He looks a little bit different from last year.
What do you do?

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 15:55:33 №6243 Quote

>>6242
Shout YWNBAW, walk back home and take my bicycle to go to school

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 15:56:56 №6244 Quote

>>6242
Scream "THAT MAN TRIED TO RAPE ME!" while pointing at Mr. Troonella, as loudly as possible, repeatedly. Do NOT get on the bus.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 15:57:39 №6245 Quote

beat the shit out of troonela and shit down xhir throat and jump out of the window

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 15:58:40 №6246 Quote

>>6242
Scream "THAT MAN TRIED TO RAPE ME!" while pointing at Mr. Troonella, as loudly as possible, repeatedly. Do NOT get on the bus.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 15:59:14 №6247 Quote

>>6242
Scream "THAT MAN TRIED TO RAPE ME!" while pointing at Mr. Troonella, as loudly as possible, repeatedly. Do NOT get on the bus.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 15:59:54 №6248 Quote

>>6246
I posted twice due to my poor internet connection doever. Ignore this.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:00:22 №6249 Quote

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I see very high gem potential in this thread
'Lita and shoyta are brimstone however, so hopefull the protagonist changes at some point

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:00:36 №6250 Quote

Go up

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:02:55 №6252 Quote

GO UP

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:03:13 №6253 Quote

Me and 'lita hop on the bus, ignoring the bus driver because we are tolerant and all inclusive.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:03:41 №6254 Quote

>>6242
rapeson crushes troonella's skull, grabs nate, and starts raping xim, forcing soylita to watch

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:04:04 №6255 Quote

Me and 'lita hop on the bus, ignoring the bus driver because we are tolerant and all inclusive.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:06:24 №6256 Quote

>>6242
How will you decide which prompt to follow? First to reply or pick a favorite?

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:11:15 №6257 Quote

>>6256
xhe wont, ze'll just expect the thread's story to carry itself. newGODS cant adventure thread

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:12:40 №6258 Quote

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NAS brimstone thread

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:26:14 №6259 Quote

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You scream at the top of your lungs:
<YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN!!!
>WHAT THE HECK?! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BIGOTED LITTLE PIECE OF ARYAN SHIT, I'M A VALID!
You throw your metal lunchbox filled with cans of sproke and mommy's sandwiches and it hits Troonella in the face.
>ACK! THIS IS LITERAL TRANS GENOCIDE!
You grab 'lita's lunchbox and toss it at the bus driver, but your sister grasps the handle of her my little pony box firmly and ends up flying through the bus, colliding with Troonella
Troonella lets out another strangled cry and presses the button to show the doors, shielding xerself from your transphobic assault. The bus drives away; you'll have to bicycle to school.
As you fetch your bike from your backyard, you see Mr. Chud, your elderly neighbor who's just finished mowing his lawn.
>Well hello there, Nate. Did you miss the bus? I think i heard someone screaming but I couldn't make out what they were saying over the sound of my Niggertrimmer-3000's engine.
You tell your neighbor that the school bus driver Troonella tried to rape you. Mr Chudjak shakes his head.
>Terrible, ever since that boy started talking about this transition nonsense, I could tell he was up to no good. Wait until my son Chuddy hears about this. Say, do you want me to wake him up? Maybe he can drive you to school.
What do you do?

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:27:54 №6260 Quote

>>6259
call him a race baiting faggot and kick him in the nuts

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:28:22 №6261 Quote

>>6259
Rape soylita

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:29:44 №6262 Quote

>>6259
Ask him if the JEWS have anything to do with the JUICE

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:30:07 №6263 Quote

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>>6259
Accept the offer

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:30:24 №6264 Quote

save your sister

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:30:27 №6265 Quote

>>6259
Accept his offer to have his son drive you to school. You also look for your lunchbox, hoping that you didn’t lose it during your outburst.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:39:59 №6266 Quote

go up

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:42:27 №6267 Quote

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>Rape soylita

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:42:59 №6268 Quote

go down

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:44:02 №6269 Quote

update the story selfish fuck

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:45:34 №6270 Quote

>>6242
>shitlita
saged & reported.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:46:57 №6271 Quote

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>You are Nate, an elementary schoolboy who lives in Soyville. Your Dad works at the Soylent factory and your Mom is a part-time receptionist at the Mental Asylum. Summer break has ended and it's the first day of school. Your mom hugs you and your little sister as she gives you your lunchboxes.
>>Be a good boy, sweetheart. Listen to your teachers and don't let anything happen to Soylita, alright?
>The school bus stops in front of your house and Mr. Troonella greets you:
>>Hop on, kids! I don't have all day and I don't want to be late to my appointments, today is a very important day for me!
>He looks a little bit different from last year.
>What do you do?

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:47:45 №6272 Quote

>>6259
>>6271
oh, sorry for the soyquote, didnt see that you updated the 'tory

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:53:23 №6273 Quote

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last update 26 minutes ago

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:56:06 №6274 Quote

bump

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:57:13 №6275 Quote

>>6259
Wake up chuddy and tell him to take me to school.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 16:57:49 №6276 Quote

>>6259
let the pfizer vax kick in and kill shitlita

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:03:29 №6277 Quote

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>>6259
magically transform into cobson and make your bull rape him to death

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:08:54 №6278 Quote

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While Mr. Chudjak invites you inside, you ask him if the jews have anything to do with juice.
>Juice? No I don't think they're related… Although if you ask them they will probably tell you they were the ones who invented juice. Let me tell you, the only thing those hook-nosed scoundrels ever invented is the Holocaust. Here let's see if Chuddy has overslept again.
>CHUD ! YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING UNEMPLOYED SLOB WAKE UP! YOUR FRIEND NATE IS HERE.
You thank Mr. Chudjak as Chuddy emerges from his room fully clothed.
>What's that Nate, Troonella tried to rape you and abducted your sister? That perverted bastard should hurry up and join the 41% or I'll send him to Niggerhell myself. Let's use my car, we can still catch up to the bus if I floor it.
You're soon zooming through the streets of Soyville in pursuit of the school bus when a police car blares its siren after you. Chuddy looks annoyed.
>Oh my aryan race… It's not the going over the speed limit that's the problem (even doe that's a nigger thing, but speed limits are for cucks), if this zogbot finds out about the unlicensed weapons I have on the backseat, I'm in pretty big trouble.
What do you do?

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:09:36 №6279 Quote

>>6278
go up

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:14:08 №6280 Quote

>>6278
Whisper to Chud to play along with a distraction to officer with LGBT nonsense he learned from school

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:14:34 №6281 Quote

>>6278
Tell the officer
"MISTER, PLEASE! There's no time to waste! A SICK PERVERT has kidnapped my little sister and trying to molest her in a school-bus! We need to catch up to him RIGHT NOW!"

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:17:46 №6282 Quote

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>>6278
Take the officer's gun

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:26:13 №6283 Quote

>>6259
Mr. Troonella and Mr. Chud are both pedos that goon off to loli hentai, Give Mr. Chud anti-pedo meds and guide him to the path of aryan gigachadness (i.e. working out till buff and swole)

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:27:33 №6284 Quote

>>6283
Meds

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:28:32 №6285 Quote

>>6278
Shove guns up Chuddy's ass

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:45:24 №6286 Quote

>>6278
shoot officer slowburn to death and then yell at chuddy to step on it

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 17:56:07 №6287 Quote

heckin' awesome story

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 18:04:20 №6288 Quote

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You beg to officer to let you go as you are trying to rescue your sister who has just been kidnapped.
<MISTER, PLEASE! There's no time to waste! A SICK PERVERT has kidnapped my little sister and trying to molest her in a school-bus! We need to catch up to him RIGHT NOW!
The officer frowns:
>Well, there certainly isn't going to be vigilante justice in this town, not on my watch. That's le bad because… because it just is, OK? You should have called the police right away. Now can you give me a description of the perpetrator?
Chuddy hears you whispering to play along and distract the officer. He answers:
<31 years old pedophile, purple hair, mustache and stubble, wears glasses and lipstick, drives a schoolbus to Soyville Elementary School.
>Alright, what about the gender?
<Well I told you, pedophile.
>Hummmmm sweaty pedophile isn't a gender OK?
<But officer, i learned at school that there are 3 genders: Male, Female and Pedophile. That's basic knowledge.
The officer and Chuddy engage in a heated debate about gender theory and other boring grown-ups things. You use this opportunity to sneak behind the cop and steal his service firearm out of his holster, to the dismay of both the policeman and Chuddy.
>NATE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!! YOU CAN'T JUST THREATEN A ZOGBOT WITH THEIR OWN GUN!!! NOW I'M GOING TO BE A WANTED FELON BEFORE I GET TO KILL A SINGLE SHITSKIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 18:05:50 №6289 Quote

>>6288
You shoot Chuddy, wipe your prints off the gun, throw it back into the car and run away

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 18:06:26 №6290 Quote

>>6288
GO UP

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 18:09:23 №6291 Quote

>>6288
Rip Officer Soistein's fake nose off to show chuddy the hook

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 18:11:37 №6292 Quote

>>6288
hold officer zogbot at gunpoint and convince him to drive you and chuddy to the schoolbus

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 18:31:57 №6293 Quote

UP

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 18:35:49 №6294 Quote

>>6288
i kill the officer and the chuddy as well and drive myself with chuddy's keys

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 18:51:54 №6295 Quote

>>6288
gem

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 18:54:42 №6296 Quote

holy gemerald thread that saved the sharty

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 18:55:35 №6297 Quote

>>6296
more like shitlita pedoid cordtroon thread that destroyed the sharty

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:00:22 №6298 Quote

>>6297
'gated

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:01:18 №6299 Quote

why do all sageniggers talk the same?

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:03:13 №6300 Quote

>>6298
>>6299
Shitlita spammer samefag seethe geg

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:05:31 №6301 Quote

>>6288
"I stole this vehicle. Chud tried to talk me out of it but I held him at knife-point. I'm sorry but it has to be this way."
Then steal the cop's walkie talkie, toss it under Chud's tire, and back over it with the vehicle and chase after the bus ourselves.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:13:12 №6302 Quote

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still waiting

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:15:22 №6303 Quote

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>>6302
We must be patient, art can't be rushed

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:24:40 №6304 Quote

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You think about shooting Chud but you remember your mom told you be a good boy and you'll probably get grounded for killing the neighbor. Turning your attention to the policeman, you feel something is wrong with his nose. He probably wears a fake one to conceal his semitic air-claimer. Reaching swiftly, you rip it away from his face, but there's nothing underneath except icky blood, so you hold the officer at gunpoint and instruct him to drive you both after the schoolbus.
>Ow ow ow hummmmm… That's not very wholesome of you… I'm supposed to be an agent of the law… Can't you let me drive to the hospital first so I can get my nose stapled back on? I guess I have no choice but to follow you, albeit you have to promise not to tell anyone or I'll get fired for being bossed around by a kid who stole my gun.
Chuddy retrieves his AR-15 from his car before you race in pursuit of Troonella. You quickly catch up to xer thanks to the Soyville Police car's powerful engine, which is much more powerful than the impotent, tiny one in the only car Chud could purchase with the money he earned when his parents forced him to take slave labour for Mr. Shekelstein at the local fast food joint.
However as you almost made it to the bus, a family of ducks suddenly cross the street in front of you. Officer Slowburn hates jumpscares so he freezes at the wheel. You'll need to take the wheel even doe you've never driven before.
What do you do?

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:26:47 №6305 Quote

>>6304
shoot the ducks

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:28:02 №6306 Quote

Shit on the floor

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:28:04 №6307 Quote

>>6304
Swerve left, instruct Chuddy to pick up the squirrel then throw it in the bus at Troonella

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:28:05 №6308 Quote

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This is some try hard, newgod wiki troon faggot shit. Fuck the wiki and fuck spva.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:30:04 №6309 Quote

>>6308
trvthnuke that gave me a seuizure

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:30:15 №6310 Quote

>>6307
yes do this

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:30:28 №6311 Quote

>>6304
turn the wheel suddenly and roll over the ducks epic style

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:31:18 №6312 Quote

>>6308
>WAAAAAAAA HE'S MAKING A STORY SAVE ME OLDGODS
soyteens try not to be 4cucks (impossible)

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:31:34 №6313 Quote

>>6308
Nihilist brimstone

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:34:13 №6314 Quote

>>6308
trvth_nuck swed Godstone

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:35:44 №6315 Quote

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>>6242
>>6259
>>6278
>>6288
>>6304
>Oh my heck'n fauci! A quest thread! Just like the oldtroons used to do!!!!!! OMGOSH!!!!!

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:36:37 №6316 Quote

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>>>4508662 (OP)
>>>4509052
>>>4509584
>>>4510183
>>>4511250
>>Oh my heck'n fauci! A quest thread! Just like the oldtroons used to do!!!!!! OMGOSH!!!!!

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:38:55 №6317 Quote

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>This is some try hard, newgod wiki troon faggot shit. Fuck the wiki and fuck spva.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:39:24 №6318 Quote

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I love story hour

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:42:15 №6319 Quote

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>>>>4508662 (OP)
>>>>4509052
>>>>4509584
>>>>4510183
>>>>4511250
>>>Oh my heck'n fauci! A quest thread! Just like the oldtroons used to do!!!!!! OMGOSH!!!!!

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:56:06 №6320 Quote

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>>>>>4508662 (OP)
>>>>>4509052
>>>>>4509584
>>>>>4510183
>>>>>4511250
>>>>Oh my heck'n fauci! A quest thread! Just like the oldtroons used to do!!!!!! OMGOSH!!!!!

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:57:23 №6321 Quote

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>>>>>>4508662 (OP)
>>>>>>4509052
>>>>>>4509584
>>>>>>4510183
>>>>>>4511250
>>>>>Oh my heck'n fauci! A quest thread! Just like the oldtroons used to do!!!!!! OMGOSH!!!!!

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 19:57:29 №6322 Quote

bump

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:01:31 №6323 Quote

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make cobson kidnap nate and then molest his shota ass

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:03:01 №6324 Quote

>>6323
I'm trans btw

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:03:24 №6325 Quote

>>6323
I'm aryan btw

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:03:47 №6326 Quote

>>6242
Kill myself in front of everyone forever traumatizing them

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:06:26 №6327 Quote

>>6326
I do this

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:19:54 №6328 Quote

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As Chud starts the TDD protocol by shooting the birds, you notice a squirrel by the left side of the road. You turn the wheel very sharply to try and pick up the squirrel, sending the speeding car barreling over the remaining ducks.
After a gruesome crash, you emerge from the wreck a bit dazed, but it seems that you're not hurt. The officer looks dead and Chuddy lies unconscious a few feet away from the crash, unconscious but still breathing. The schoolbus is nowhere to be seen.
What do you do?

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:20:10 №6329 Quote

>>6328
efforterald

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:20:16 №6330 Quote

>>6328
shit on the grass

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:20:41 №6331 Quote

>>6328
run to the nearest family you see and pull the gun on yourself ending your life

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:20:58 №6332 Quote

>>6328
shit on the concrete

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:21:08 №6333 Quote

>>6328
I do nothing, can you do something more productive with your time.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:22:10 №6334 Quote

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>>6308
the shining glistening cynicist toss that crumbled the coalercord into dust

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:24:01 №6335 Quote

>>6328
Ride the squirrel to continue chasing the bud

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:25:01 №6336 Quote

This is some gemmy, newGOD wikichad good shit. Gem the wiki and gem spva.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:25:19 №6337 Quote

>>6328
Chase the squirrel, he's nuts!

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:27:57 №6338 Quote

>>6328
Try and wake up Chuddy by reminding him of his precious TND.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:37:54 №6339 Quote

>>6328
Walk to school, it's not too far now

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:46:36 №6340 Quote

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You try to wake up Chuddy by telling him the TND that is so dear to him can never be achieved without his aryan leadership, but he remains unconscious.
You feel conflicted between going to school and chasing the squirrel, but since it's runnin away in the direction of the school, you decide to chase it for now. You only have to trespass onto a few properties to make it to school, so you start jumping some fences while following the squirrel. As you jump into one of the gardens, you feel your tummy rumble. You take a poop on the grass, and on the concrete too. You're busy finding something to wipe with in the surroundings, you hear a voice.
>ARE YOU THE LITTLE FUCK WHO JUST TOOK A SHIT IN THE BACKYARD?
What do you do?

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:47:56 №6341 Quote

>>6340
Blame the squirrel

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:48:28 №6342 Quote

>>6341
tsmt

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:49:41 №6343 Quote

>>6340
throw the feral squirrel at the janny and watch it maul him to death

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:49:45 №6344 Quote

>>6340
pick the shit up and throw it at him, niggerchimp style

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:52:33 №6345 Quote

>>6340
cover the squirrel in shit to make it mad then throw it on him

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:57:41 №6346 Quote

>>6340
Shoot his penis off and feed the goo to the squirrel

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 20:58:45 №6347 Quote

>>6340
Shoot his penis off and feed the goo to the squirrel

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 21:01:15 №6348 Quote

>>6340
put the squirrel on your gun's barrel then launch it at him like a cannon

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 21:14:46 №6349 Quote

>>6340
Tell him the squirrel did it and that we're chasing it to punish it

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 21:16:27 №6350 Quote

extremely gemmy thread LENO add this to the legendary thread folder of the 'iki 'iles

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 21:22:19 №6351 Quote

>>6340
Yes I did, now tongue my anus to clean me up, you fucking janny.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 21:26:30 №6352 Quote

>>6351
Threaten Janny with the gun to get him to do this

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 21:45:05 №6353 Quote

MURDER JANNY! BEFRIEND JANNY! HATE JANNY! LOVE JANNY!

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 21:50:07 №6354 Quote

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You explain it was actually the very squirrel you were chasing that did it, pointing to the animal that luckily wandered nearby.
>Hummmm I'll need this fact-checked and peer-reviewed, you little liar. There's no way a squirrel this size could take a dump so massive. Besides, i can smell the a pissbaby's poopy ass when I see one.
You grab the squirrel in one hand and some poop with the other, and smear them together then proceed to toss the squirrel at the janitor. Now your hand and is poopy too. The squirrel doesn't like the situation one bit and starts to furiously gnaw away at the janitor's face.
You're considering having the janny tongue your buttcheeks to clean yourself before shooting his dick off when you hear a voice, probably the owner of this place alerted by the screams.
What do you do?

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 22:03:06 №6355 Quote

>>6354
Point and scream
"JANNY TRIED TO RAPE ME! HE EVEN FORCED ME TO PUT MY HAND UP HIS ASS! SEE!?! GET HIM BEFORE HE HURTS ME AGAIN!"

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 22:03:49 №6356 Quote

>>6354
call him a filthy kike and clean the poop in your hands against his nose's nostrils also tell him its rich of copper or whatever so he sniffes it

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 22:04:34 №6357 Quote

>>6354
Scream at the owner "RUN, THE SQUIRREL HAS RABIES!" giving you a small window to escape.
Later on Janny will not be a able to identify you to the feds due the poop having mixed with his squirrel gnaw wounds, causing a fatal infection which he quickly dies from.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 22:10:58 №6358 Quote

>>6354
grab a lemon from a nearby try and then throw it into the road, causing the owner to chase it and get hit by an oncoming car

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 22:11:27 №6359 Quote

>>6358
*tree damnit

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 22:37:44 №6360 Quote

>>6354
Take the mop, beat the fuck out of yourself with it and tell the dude janny beat tried to murder you

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 22:38:12 №6361 Quote

>>6354
I ask the owner if he likes Oreos.

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 22:46:40 №6362 Quote

diamond, i'll check back tomorrow morning for the finished 'toss

Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 22:49:22 №6363 Quote

>>6355
do this

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 00:12:50 №6364 Quote

Upgem

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 00:19:53 №6365 Quote

upthegem

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 00:33:14 №6366 Quote

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=add the 'obo==

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 03:50:35 №6367 Quote

Thread died

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 04:09:10 №6368 Quote

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>>6367
We killed Nate

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 06:05:35 №6369 Quote

>>6367
As soon as OP RETVRNS the adventure will continue.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 09:43:04 №6370 Quote

RETVRN

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 10:25:08 №6371 Quote

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<HE TRIED TO RAPE ME AND MADE ME FIST HIS ANUS BUT A RABID SQUIRREL SAVED ME!!
You pretend to be traumatized while reaching for a hug.
>Oh my YHWH … There, there. It's over, now. Come here little boy it's going to be oka-What the heck?
The man shoves you away after you wipe your poopy fingers all over his crooked nose. You pick a lemon from his orchard like the selfish little fuck you are.
>OY VEY!!!!! MY LEMONS! NOT MY HECKIN GENETICALLY MODIFIED LEMORINOS! ANYTHING BUT MY HOME-GROWN, W.E.F.-APPROVED, W.H.O.-ENDORSED, TONGUE MELTING LEMONS SPECIFICALLY ENGINEERED FOR CITRUS-FLAVORED OREOS!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
>You throw the fruit towards the street, and it lands in the shopping cart of a homeless person. The property owner runs after it, hoping to retrieve his precious lemon.
What do you do next?

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 10:45:19 №6372 Quote

>>6371
Naaaaaaaaate tie your shoe idiot

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 11:04:16 №6373 Quote

>>6371
>Jews worship God
Actually they don't, correct your adventure thread bigot.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 11:07:12 №6374 Quote

>>6371
Go back to finding our sister, we need to ask her who her favorite pony is because of her lunchbox.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 11:48:20 №6375 Quote

>>6371
Shoot the hobo and take his shotgun, free weapon upgrade

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 12:02:29 №6376 Quote

>>6371
ask the hobo to bring you to school in return of meth

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 12:20:41 №6377 Quote

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As you notice your shoelace is untied and kneel to tie your shoe, you hear a loud BANG and look up to see the vagrant schizo just blasted the top of the citrus man's skull with his shotgun.
You level your pistol and shoot 3 times at the hobo, but you only manage to hit him once in the shoulder.
The hobo turns and points his shotgun in your direction, so you decide to run away to the school, because you still don't know who is Soylita's favorite pony and acquiring this information is a top priority.
You arrive late to school and find the other children playing in the yard during recess. Against all odds, your sister is unmolested albeit she looks a bit taller now for some reason. Her My Little Pony lunchbox is in the hands of Niko Jr, a spoiled brat who is the son of Soyville's only pharmacist. 'cado Junior e tells you that he usually helps his father supply the bus driver her prescription medicine, but he accidentally brought the wrong pills today so he traded them to Soylita -who now goes by the name Coblita- against her lunchbox. Your sister greets you with a deep voice:
>Hey Nate, you finally made it to school! Do you want some candy i just got?
Coblita's candy tastes a little weird, and you feel some stubble grow on your chin after you ingest some.
What do you do?

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 12:24:42 №6378 Quote

>>6377
I run into the bus to avoid that shotgun, bringing ‘cado jr and “coblita” with me. I hijack the bus and drive off
I do NOT trust that schizo

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 13:53:18 №6379 Quote

>>6377
Save the candy for Mr Troonella who you intend to force feed it to

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 14:10:51 №6380 Quote

>>6377
the candy was actually laced with ricin and a few days later you start pissing blood and your organs fail and you die

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 14:14:46 №6381 Quote

>>6377
Trade your gun for more testosterone then strangle the bus driver

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 14:29:57 №6382 Quote

>>6377
get more testosterone, become the ultimate ripped soyteen, and then go after troonella

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:49:36 №6383 Quote

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You warn them of the incoming danger and the 3 of you go to the schoolbus. The bus doors are locked but Coblita kicks it in effortlessly. Realizing that the candy grants impressive strength, you trade your gun to 'cado Jr for the remaining tubes and swallow the contents of the first one, then manhandle Troonella with your newfound muscle mass.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STRANGLE ME AND FORCE FEED ME TESTOSTER-ACK!
The bus driver fainted from lack of oxygen. As you shove the last tube of testosterone down Troonella's throat, you see the shotgun hobo approaching the bus. 'cado Jr takes the bus keys from the unconscious Troonella and switches on the ignition.
What do you do?

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 16:01:12 №6384 Quote

get upset over something stupid &
kill soylita during roid rage

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 16:02:38 №6385 Quote

>>6383
throw 'cado jr out of the bus

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 16:08:25 №6386 Quote

>>6383
drive the bus into the hobo

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 16:39:51 №6387 Quote

>>6385
TSMT use that selfish little fuck as a distraction

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 17:42:54 №6388 Quote

>>6385
This, so much this

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 18:10:42 №6389 Quote

>>6383
Hit the gas pedal, tell Coblita and Niko to apprehend Troonella, and drive the bus to retrieve Chuddy.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 19:17:57 №6390 Quote

>>6383
Run over pedestrians

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 19:40:28 №6391 Quote

>>6383
Use troonella’s newly enlarged peen to whiplash the hobo

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 21:58:39 №6392 Quote

>>6383
crash the bus into the local synagogue

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:24:20 №6393 Quote

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You put the pedal to the floor and swerve to hit the hobo, but he manages to only be slammed against the windshield instead of getting ran over. As you send the bus hurling down the streets and through a parade of some sort, you notice 'cado Jr shooting some of the pedestrians as they flee. This sends you into an uncontrollable steroid-fueled rage, ostly because he holds his gun sideway like a nigger. You roundhouse kick him into the concrete, then rip the peen off of Troonella's crotch which you then use it as a flaccid club to bash your sister's skull in. You are almost done turning Coblita into a bloody pulp when the bus crashes into the local synagogue.
This is your second accident of the day. Maybe you aren't being that much of a good boy.
What do you do next?

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:26:59 №6394 Quote

>>6393
Go to the synagogue and repent

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:27:59 №6395 Quote

pray to satan for a nintendo switch

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:28:05 №6396 Quote

>>6393
Beg god for forgiveness (not about Troonella dough), try and wake up Coblita, and then enter the synagogue to see if they know anything about Chuddy.

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:33:05 №6397 Quote

>>6393
Shoot up the synagogue with cados gun or something

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:37:39 №6398 Quote

>>6393
Damn this is some probably high quality cartoonage

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 23:14:28 №6399 Quote

>>6393
drink some sproke and eat some bugs to calm down and hand yourself over to the police

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 23:21:52 №6400 Quote

>>6393
Retrieve the shotgun from the homeless man for protection

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 23:39:43 №6401 Quote

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>>6393
Kidnap one of the Rabbis and force him to teach you Kabbalah. Use the Kabbalah to do TND (Hermetic Kabbalah is the rightful heritage of Aryans BTW)

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 23:55:43 №6402 Quote

>>6401
But you need to be 40 years old in order to understand Kabbalah however.

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 00:31:31 №6403 Quote

>>6402
I don't think that's going to matter very much to Rabbi Shekelstein when a 6.2ft soyteen is generously offering him either the opportunity to do a mitzvot and tutor this up-and-coming mage, or a free circumcision extention

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 00:33:20 №6404 Quote

CAN WE GO TO SCHOOL ALREADY

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 00:35:34 №6405 Quote

>>6404
NO

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 00:44:00 №6406 Quote

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>>6401
nigga shut chyo bitch ass up
uv got no right to kome out here sayin "hermetic" like u know anything substantial and deep of hermetic philosophy
kabbalah is such a useless (oh my gosh baaaased muh crazy unknown occult thing so astheatic im so mysterious cause i know of the crazy occult jew thing) case of jew nonsense theology they even taught it to good goy trump, go and gain some real knowledge of the iner workings of the world, faggot

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 03:34:17 №6407 Quote

>>6393
dig through 'cados corpse for some estrogen and wake soylita up to turn her back to normal then carry here in the schizos shopping cart to go get chuddy back

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 05:01:12 №6408 Quote

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gemmy thread, but now is dead

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 05:09:18 №6409 Quote

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>>6408
Don't worry, OP is a mutt or something and xe'll be back tomorrow.