I am already emotionally preparing myself for the absolute niggerbrim that will be the minecraft movie. Mark my words the fucking lines in this movie will be the soyboy reddit tier garbage.>(creeper sneaks up behind the main character) Errm hes right beh

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Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:04:17 №88242 Quote

I am already emotionally preparing myself for the absolute niggerbrim that will be the minecraft movie. Mark my words the fucking lines in this movie will be the soyboy reddit tier garbage.
>(creeper sneaks up behind the main character) Errm hes right behind me isnt he?
>I call it… MINECRAFT! (akward silence) Erm guys im still working on it!
>I just broke this tree… with my bare hand!
And I already know the fucking movie will make a billion dollars because soyboys will go see it. Sad!

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:05:37 №88243 Quote

>Soyboys
Nope parents with their kids

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:06:12 №88244 Quote

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>What is this place???

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:06:13 №88245 Quote

I already knew it was shit because there was a fat nigger woman in the trailer

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:06:31 №88246 Quote

>>88243
Both because
>Muhh nostalgia!!!

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:06:37 №88247 Quote

>>88244
>steve: This is my craft

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:06:40 №88248 Quote

>>88243
most of them using their kids as an excuse to watch it gloink

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:07:01 №88249 Quote

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(creeper sneaks up behind the main character) Errm hes right behind me isnt he?
I call it… MINECRAFT! (akward silence) Erm guys im still working on it!
I just broke this tree… with my bare hand!

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:07:23 №88250 Quote

>>88245
why aren't more people bringing this up le double token character (triple if shes a dyke)

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:07:47 №88251 Quote

>>88249
Talion vvon btw.

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:07:50 №88252 Quote

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>I already knew it was shit because there was a fat nigger woman in the trailer

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:07:54 №88253 Quote

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>>88247
>WOAH! That guy sure was a creeper!

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:09:01 №88254 Quote

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minecraft sucks since they went to microsoft

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:09:17 №88255 Quote

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>all of them at once: DIAMONDS!

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:10:07 №88256 Quote

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>BUT STEEEEVVVEEEEEE WE NEED TO GET BACK HOME!

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:10:19 №88257 Quote

>>88250
Xhe even talks like a stereotypical nigger

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:10:33 №88258 Quote

>>88243
Soyboys AND parents with their kids, soyboys are still alive (dunno if thats good or bad)

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:11:49 №88259 Quote

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>minecraft parody references during fight scenes and montages

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:11:52 №88260 Quote

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new 'toss

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:13:09 №88261 Quote

According to some leaks they're also going to not show any endermen in the movie because it's a racist depiction of niggers

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:13:37 №88262 Quote

>>88245
geg

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:14:38 №88263 Quote

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>AND WHATEVER YOU DO. Don't. Dig. Stright. Down.
<*other character digs straight down*
>YEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>*all pause for laughter*

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:15:41 №88264 Quote

>>88260
'em

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:15:42 №88265 Quote

>>88260
gemmy trips

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:15:52 №88266 Quote

>>88261
Geg

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:15:52 №88267 Quote

>>88261
GEG

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:16:20 №88268 Quote

>>88261
We literally saw one in the trailer though or something.

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:17:18 №88269 Quote

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>>88268
>>88267
>>88266
I was lying

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:17:37 №88270 Quote

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*mines diamonds and they fall straight into lava*
>For the love of Enderman!!
<Ermm that just happened…

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:17:55 №88271 Quote

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>*all is lost moment happening*
>noooooo we're going to heckin die
>*door slams open*
>*camera pans*
<I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD SWORD MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD!

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:18:52 №88272 Quote

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>Creepers? Awwwwww man…

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:19:22 №88273 Quote

>>88272
GEG

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:20:02 №88274 Quote

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>>88271
>Oh my science… Is that a reference to le old heckin wholesome flash parody animations???

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:20:15 №88275 Quote

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will watch and goon to aryan goddess tho

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:20:18 №88276 Quote

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>But how are we going to get there in time
>steve: MINECARTS.

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:21:01 №88277 Quote

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>*zombie horde spawns in*
<erm guys… we got company

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:21:55 №88278 Quote

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Someone please make a bingo card out of all these things so we can see how right we were.

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:23:27 №88279 Quote

>>88263
>>88261
>>88259
>>88255
>>88253
>>88242
>>88244
>>88277
>>88276
>>88272
>>88271
>>88270
>>88260
All gems

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:24:16 №88280 Quote

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This summer…

Everyone's favorite war…

Is returning to the big screen

Cuts to a Jewish man hiding under his floor boards voiced by Adam Sandler: "Well this sucks!"

Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY

Flyora Gaishun wakes for the morning as he is carried away by nazis, again. He nonchalantly yawns and stretches "well, it beats walking"

Nazi officer, voiced by Jack Black "COME ON YOU MAGGOTS! LETS SHOW THEM HOW BAD LE WAR REALLY IS!"

DONT STOP MAKE IT POP
DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
TONIGHT IMA FIGHT TILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT

*montage of war being le bad*
*shots of le damaged war faces*
*shots of nazis bashing babies over rocks*

Flyora Gaishun is on his knees looking at a nazi officer as a building is lit ablaze behind them
"So who talks first you? You talk first? Or I talk first"?"
*back hands him*
Random Nazi in the background played by Gilbert Gottfried
"YIKES, that's gotta hurt!!"

THIS SUMMER

WAR IS GONNA BE

*Jewish man doing a head spin*

"LIIIIIITTTTT"

*Evil nazi scientist in a science lab laughing in a comically evil way"

"Nazi officer skiing down a hill and hitting a tree in slapstick fashion"

ITS GONNA BE-

Strong female lead kicks Hitler in the balls
Hitler: "RIGHT IN THE FUHRER" *crosses his legs and falls over*

Nazi guard dressed in a pink dress twerking alone in a mirror, another nazi walks in *music cuts out*

*awkward silence*

"UHHHHHHH hi Klaus"

"UHHHHHHHHH hey Hans"

Shot of everyone dancing to the dance number at the end of the movie

THIS SUMMER, WAR WILL BE LE BAD… AGAIN

COME AND SEE: PART 2

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:25:41 №88281 Quote

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>*all three men struggling to do simple task*
>*women easily accomplish said task*
>Erm, you guys need to do better… and steve? Don't you heckin live here
>steve: uh well uh I'm a dumb stupid idot evil rapist m*n who lives in a castle (overcompensating much?) and just jerks off all day erm uh uh because I'm stupid and fat

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:26:59 №88282 Quote

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>Is Jenny in the minecraft movie?

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:27:03 №88283 Quote

>>88277
gem

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:28:43 №88284 Quote

Gemmy thread

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:29:54 №88285 Quote

>>88251
Shadowstrvke.

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:30:15 №88286 Quote

>>88281
gem

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:31:21 №88287 Quote

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>Oh my brother? He used to be a HERO… he was never the same after the BRINE… If you want to face him you have to go to THE NETHER.

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:32:28 №88288 Quote

>>88287
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:32:50 №88289 Quote

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>>88287
>And he's also FAT…

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:33:40 №88290 Quote

Marge, Minecraft movie? That can't be real

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:34:21 №88291 Quote

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>>88287

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:35:39 №88292 Quote

>>88281
GEG they actually do this

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:36:40 №88293 Quote

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>*fighting scene*
>Let's kick this up a NOTCH!

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:38:34 №88294 Quote

>>88293
They will 100% not reference xim in the minecraft movie at all because xe's "le evil racist white man"

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:39:18 №88295 Quote

>>88293
Ev&oe they'll probably not mention him because he's heckin bigoted and unwholesome

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:39:35 №88296 Quote

>>88294
sadly true

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:41:36 №88297 Quote

>>88295
>>88294
Even doe if you check his Xitter he didn't even do anything that chuddy

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:42:30 №88298 Quote

>>88297
Xe didn't but (((they))) still act as if xe did

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:42:58 №88299 Quote

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>shitty side character no one cares is about to dying
<main character: “well buddy I guess this really is the END”
^”comedic” side character: “well that’s was awkward”

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:44:58 №88300 Quote

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>let's rock this
>*tnt explodes, sending cobblestone everywhere*
<you came all the way here to die, steve?
>no, i came here to mine and to craft!
^look out, steve!
<*TNT CANNONS FIRE AT STEVE*
>AAHHHHHHH *almost falls into lava but grabs onto ledge
<Now I'm the one crafting… your doom! *mines the block steve is grabbing on*
>AHHHH! Wait until they see this! *drinks fire potion*

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:45:35 №88301 Quote

>>88297
i think xe said something against troons or something to that effect o algo award

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:46:29 №88302 Quote

Leaked the minecraft movie script award

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:50:14 №88303 Quote

Fucking brim thread

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:50:28 №88304 Quote

Negated

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:50:54 №88305 Quote

Kys xoomers

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:51:04 №88306 Quote

Bumped again award

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:51:50 №88307 Quote

>>88305
^is going to watch the Minecraft movie

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:52:14 №88308 Quote

Lots of GEM potential tho.

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:52:41 №88309 Quote

Coal

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:53:24 №88310 Quote

>>88305
>>88309
>>88303
>Obsessed samefag award

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:54:34 №88311 Quote

>>88302
why is everything written like borderlands 3 now though
are sweet baby inc really that powerful

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:55:29 №88312 Quote

>>88311
It’s cause marvel movie slop scripts are an easy way to generate money without being controversial or unique

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:00:46 №88313 Quote

>>88301
Xhe said sorry

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:03:54 №88314 Quote

>>88293
Gegg o algo

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:04:52 №88315 Quote

>>88300
I have no doubt this will happen

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:06:16 №88316 Quote

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>skeleton hits character in the crotch
<ohh, right in the enderpearls
^yikes thats gotta hurt

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:07:55 №88317 Quote

>>88316
Geggerald

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:22:33 №88318 Quote

bump and dump

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:24:37 №88319 Quote

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Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:25:58 №88320 Quote

>>88243
soyboys like op kek

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:46:07 №88321 Quote

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>>88280
high effort trvke

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:55:19 №88322 Quote

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>>88319
WTF IT FITS LIKE A GLOVE GEEEG

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:59:19 №88323 Quote

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These movies aren't made for you, me, any other self respecting adult or even redditors. They are made for moms of 8 to cart their children into the theater to keep them distracted for an hour.
You don't make shit popular thing "the movie"s to be good films. You make them to get money.

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:00:59 №88324 Quote

>>88280
I would see this and goon to nazis wearing dresses

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:03:13 №88325 Quote

>>88242
I kinda expected this movie to be dogshit a Minecraft movie is kinda retarded in concept
I wish notch still owned the franchise doe

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:03:41 №88326 Quote

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Movie would be INSTANTLY SAVED as a modern classic if he played steve instead of jack blacked

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:04:59 №88327 Quote

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>>88326
Christ not that video that shit still scares me

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:07:27 №88328 Quote

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>>88327
>WTF who is that guy. Is he jack black or something?
<Nope! Name's STEVE! Do you know what sodomy is?
>Guys I think we should le-
<You can if I don't CATCH YOU FIRST NIGGA

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:09:14 №88329 Quote

>>88328
GEGGGGG

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:09:32 №88330 Quote

>>88328
>>88326
new epi dropped

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:10:05 №88331 Quote

shit nigger i hate you all fuck you faggots

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:11:55 №88332 Quote

>>88326
GEG, didn't the guy that make this steve animate him buttfucking keemstar?

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:12:59 №88333 Quote

gemerald thread

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:15:54 №88334 Quote

>>88330
Grotesque steve is not EPI its an imageboard meme

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:16:11 №88335 Quote

>>88332
That was banjo. Not keemstar

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:20:09 №88336 Quote

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>Grotesque steve is EPI

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:23:04 №88337 Quote

>>88335
yeah i know the banjo one but i remember im guessing another minecraft animator that animated steve fucking keem geg

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:25:19 №88338 Quote

gemmy thread derailed by namefags and cacas

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:54:32 №88339 Quote

>>88242
Minecraft was always aimed at autistic kids and retard 20 year olders, this movie was expected, if anything, this shit is better than 99% of any apecraft media you can come with.

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 07:18:03 №88340 Quote

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>>88338
sadly true. Make more gemmy greentexts NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:03:11 №88341 Quote

brap