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Chud 04/28/24 (Sun) 21:05:56 №71334 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6]

Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

Below are the three articles that I published from prison:

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0

https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3

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Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 06:08:22 №71877

>>71876
Trvke

Poopson_follower_2572 04/29/24 (Mon) 06:33:10 №71878

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>>71871
I know, but like all the current pictures of xim make him look like xhe de-transitoned or something. If xhe really worked out in prison xhe should post one last picture so some drawGOD could try jakking him.
(picrel is him)

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 06:36:47 №71879

>inb4 the 700 agents stalking his every move colonize the sharty and datamine every one of us

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 09:04:13 №71880

I probably interacted with you on reddit back in the days they still had the gemmy subs. Pretty crazy to think I've been doing cybercrimes now longer than you've been in jail LOL.

Chud 04/29/24 (Mon) 09:10:18 №71881

>>71879
CIA immigrants will save the sharty

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OPERATION REALITY: #4 Chud 04/17/24 (Wed) 19:09:54 №72941 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6]

THE PARTY IS STILL GOING!
ISSA SLOW BURN BABY!
YOU WILL PRING OUT POSTERS AND HANG THEM UP IN PUBLIC!
YOU WILL TAKE PART IN IRL JAKKING!
YOU MAY TAKE YOUR TIME!

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Chud 05/24/24 (Fri) 15:52:23 №73465

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Sixth sticker up!

Location: Students lounge, Lyceum, University of Helsinki, Helsinki Finland

Chud 05/24/24 (Fri) 15:54:47 №73466

>>73465
self doxerald

Chud 05/24/24 (Fri) 15:55:28 №73467

>>73466
he doesn't live there though

Chud 05/24/24 (Fri) 15:59:32 №73468

>>73465
>no border no nation
keyed

Chud 05/24/24 (Fri) 16:01:03 №73469

Literal nothing burger root deludes himself with

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OPERATION: CHUD HANSEN 2 Chud 04/12/24 (Fri) 23:03:41 №70267 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11]

There is a website called kidschat.net a pedophile infested hellhole. Its so bad that you get 10 dm's from pedophiles the second you join as a girl
<REDDIT SPACE
>What do we do?
catfish pedos by pretending to be a dumb depressed 14 year-old girl its is recomended you make 'cord/snaptchat account as they will try to get you out of kidschat.net
<REDDIT SPACE
https://kidschat.net/
<REDDIT SPACE
Last Thread: >>6824898

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Chud 04/14/24 (Sun) 14:54:57 №71329

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>>71269
jakked xim, let's get xim doxxed.

Chud 04/14/24 (Sun) 14:57:29 №71330

>>71329
niggerstone

Chud 04/14/24 (Sun) 15:22:28 №71331

MODSSSSS ARCHIVE THIS

Chud 04/14/24 (Sun) 16:53:49 №71332

archive this

Chud 04/14/24 (Sun) 16:54:21 №71333

inb4 its archived

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Chud 04/09/24 (Tue) 10:46:37 №69106 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12]

If this gets ~~500~~ 1000 replies, root has to pin this thread for three days and perma anyone who posts nas zellig brim in /soy/.

Root Edit: My offer was 1000 replies for Fundamental Paper Education bans. If you post FPE in /soy/ for the next 3 days you will get a surprise ban between 15 minutes and 6 hours, it is like rolling the dice.
Root Edit 2: Jannies have their marching orders. Good luck FPEfags. wholesome

Root Edit 3: Due to the day of downtime, FPE ban is extended by 24 more hours.

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Chud 04/13/24 (Sat) 12:41:38 №70262

>>70257
>>70258
>>70259
>>70260
>>70261
seek god

Chud 04/13/24 (Sat) 13:12:30 №70263

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>>70262
She vill lead…

Chud 04/13/24 (Sat) 13:21:34 №70264

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>>>6834515 (You)
>She vill lead…

Chud 04/13/24 (Sat) 13:42:16 №70265

>>70263
back to the zarty

Chud 04/13/24 (Sat) 13:57:17 №70266

>>69106
1000 replies yet?

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OPERATION: CHUD HANSEN Chud 04/12/24 (Fri) 13:32:35 №67889 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13]

There is a website called kidschat.net a pedophile infested hellhole. Its so bad that you get 10 dm's from pedophiles the second you join as a girl
<REDDIT SPACE
>What do we do?
catfish pedos by pretending to be a dumb depressed 14 year-old girl its is recomended you make 'cord/snaptchat account as they will try to get you out of kidschat.net
<REDDIT SPACE
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
https://kidschat.net/
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Chud 04/12/24 (Fri) 23:49:25 №69101

>>6830000

Chud 04/12/24 (Fri) 23:50:04 №69102

>>69101
>>6829999

Chud 04/12/24 (Fri) 23:54:04 №69103

>>69067
finish it, two gems are better than one

Chud 04/12/24 (Fri) 23:56:22 №69104

>>69095
no but i really like that video
inspired by that guy and started listening to incelcore again cause of how gemmy it was

Chud 04/13/24 (Sat) 00:52:58 №69105

SOMEONE SAVE THIS THREAD IN SINGLEFILE NOWWWW

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2024 Banner Submissions ROOT ## Admin 03/24/24 (Sun) 01:41:58 №66961 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10]

You knew it was coming, time for new banner submissions. You can submit as many banners as you'd like. This time there are two genres of banners.

Main Site Banner
- This banner goes at the top of the website. It must say Soyjak.Party somewhere on it.
- 600px long by 200 px tall (3:1 ratio). It can be bigger, AS LONG AS it's the same 3:1 ratio.

Board Promo Banner
- This new banner size promotes one single board. Anyone who browses 4cuck knows these banners. The banner should give a good feeling of what the board experience is like or reference something iconic from it. Hopefully, people will be interested and click the banner to visit the board. PPH diversity or something, yeah.
- 800px long by 100 px tall (8:1 ratio). It will render slightly smaller than that, but I chose rounded numbers to make things easier for you. They can be animated.

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Chud 04/11/24 (Thu) 18:50:59 №67884

>>67882
Alright then

Chud 04/11/24 (Thu) 18:51:14 №67885

>>67861
Can they be gifs?

Chud 04/12/24 (Fri) 07:19:38 №67886

>>67884
>>67885
Better act really quick though it could lock at any hour

Chud 04/12/24 (Fri) 07:32:00 №67887

>>67886
I'm trying my best my mobile scan be slow

Chud 04/12/24 (Fri) 07:56:47 №67888

>>67886
root would never

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Chud ## Developer 04/10/24 (Wed) 00:42:58 №83071 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

What modpack do you guys recommend/would like to see on a server?

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Chud 05/11/24 (Sat) 15:52:39 №83234

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5871
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>webms are le bad even though every website uses them because uh…..
>>>>>>>>>>5931
>>>>>>>>Fail

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 19:30:06 №83235

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Its been over a month, is this happening?

Chud 05/16/24 (Thu) 12:12:41 №83236

Do Voltz, there's a long-running official server for the pack so it's proven to run well in a public server scenario. Very well balanced pack.

Chud 05/16/24 (Thu) 17:53:19 №83237

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>>83236
do this

Chud 05/20/24 (Mon) 16:31:26 №83238

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Chud ## Mod 03/27/24 (Wed) 18:20:17 №83239 [Reply]

Welcome to /craft/, the board for the official Soyjak Party Minecraft server called Soycraft.

More info: https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soycraft
Current feedback thread: >>4623

Address to connect: mc.soyjak.party
Minecraft version: 1.20.1

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ROOT ## Admin 03/22/24 (Fri) 19:41:51 №62329 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

The new Manager will make xer first appearance in this thread. You can ask questions, soyquote them or just say hi.

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Chud 03/22/24 (Fri) 22:32:41 №62984

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>>62968
SWABAG?

Chud 03/22/24 (Fri) 22:32:46 №62985

>>62968
Are you mud now?

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>>62968
did that nigger who get banned actually post 'p?

Chud 03/22/24 (Fri) 22:33:03 №62987

>>62978
kys

Chud ## Manager 03/22/24 (Fri) 22:34:06 №62988

>>62969
No I pirate everything I can.
>>62970
>Why do you have a sister
Why not?
>are you aryan or shitskin
British scum.
>>62971
Already answered.
>>62972
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Chud 03/09/24 (Sat) 06:24:47 №61586 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]

ATTENTION GRABBING TEXT
I'M GONNA ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE HOI4 SOYVVIL WAR 4 MOD.
TELL ME WHAT THE STORY LINE IS.
YOU WILL NOT LEAVE OUT A SINGLE DETAIL.
YOU WILL TELL THE ENTIRE STORY IN ORDER OF EVENTS.

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Chud 03/11/24 (Mon) 15:51:00 №61879

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SHEMMY USER GOT ‘NISHED

Chud 03/11/24 (Mon) 15:53:00 №61880

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>avatarfagging with tranime LE BAD cause it arouses me

Chud 03/11/24 (Mon) 15:53:50 №61881

>>61880
Jannies xis ban evading.

Chud 03/11/24 (Mon) 15:54:54 №61882

>>61586
send link once you upload it on steam

Chud 03/11/24 (Mon) 15:55:09 №61883

>>61880
no one mentioned arousal freudian slip much