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Hello, /soy/, I am Joshua Goldberg. I was the most prolific troll in internet history until my arrest in 2015. There is a Wikipedia page about me, which is filled with inaccuracies:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_GoldbergBelow are the three articles that I published from prison:
https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/first-public-statement-from-joshua-goldberg-8bb061aa56a0https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/i-am-michael-slay-the-incredibly-strange-incredibly-true-story-of-how-someone-with-the-last-name-e310d37c47d3https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/how-prison-made-me-hate-the-police-a0ae6f3b957bBelow is my Twitter, to prove that it's me (I just posted about this thread):
https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolisObviously, I am out of prison now. Does /soy/ have any questions that they would like to ask me? I was going to do an AMA on Plebbit, but they banned me before I even got a chance to.
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moooooooooooooods enable ids on this post now this is big
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Thoughts on the Kiwifarms near-destruction and the clamping down on of free speech on the internet in generwl?
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>The account that i had on reddit known as European88 was by far the most uh notorious uh neo-nazi on reddit and one of the most notorious on the entire internet that account was a moderator of just about every single uh white supremacist community on reddit. If I remember correctly now there's over 250 of them..
>um in hindsight what would have been funny and what i should have done is once i got that account turned into a moderator on all those neo-nazi subreddits i should have replaced all of them with gay interracial porn
Proto-cobson poster
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hello government people who are
probably seeing this thanks to this guy making a post here, i am not affiliated with any illegal shit and agree that this op made illegal decisions and hate them for that.
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>>71636glownigger ass licker
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i leave for 2 hours and this is what happens
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>>71639trust me, you don't want to piss off feds. you REALLY DON'T
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>>71643maybe hes reading the 'ki
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he got distracted by furry foot porn
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>>71636This is a funny cartoon bald man with glasses website, Feds shouldnβt bother us
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>>71336the act of wanting to inconvenience or harm somebody without consequence or danger is an extremely jewish trait
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Thoughts on Ukraine
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were there internets in prison?
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>>71650They get issued tablets with heavily restricted internet and also smuggle in cell phones
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Did you ever masturbate in prison? How did you do it, did you do it infront of other inmates?
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>>71334what's your favorite video game?
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>>71655holy shit just kill yourself already with your pedo goon shit
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>>71656im not even attracted to him i wanna be like him he's just a cute and nice character
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>>71655i want to have sex with you
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>>71334Was letting you out of jail an april fools day prank, and if so, on whom?
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youβre a retard, posting terrorist threats and telling people where to go shoot up isnβt trolling, thatβs just terrorism. trolling is when you make some dumb faggot sperg the fuck out not when you make people think theyβre about to be blown up or shot
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>>71660also BTFO by bing bang ben garrison GEEEGGG
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>>71594I post on /pol/ the most. I haven't browsed /qa/ yet.
>>71595>>71596They still love me. My mom told me that she feels like I was set up by the feds.
>>71601Will read later. My browser is super slow because of this thread.
>>71602Hell no.
>>71607I'm not a Ponyfag. That's too autistic even for me.
>>71609No. I played Egyptian rat screw more than any other card game.
>>71611No. I never have.
>>71613Whatever the fuck I felt like eating at the moment.
>>71614It's definitely taken some getting used to.
>>71618I spent most of my time listening to the radio. There are no friends in prison, but the person who I was closest with wrote a book from prison titled "It Takes a Nation to End Gun Violence". I typed the book for him (and added to it, as he requested). It's on Amazon. He gets out in 2026. I have two poignant kites (written messages) from other inmates (one of them from him) that I will publish soon.
>>71620Not really. There were psychology programs and bullshit classes and stuff like that.
>>71622No. My celibacy was 100% voluntary. I've never had any interest in sex.
>>71623I worked out a lot in prison and still do.
>>71627This is my first time hearing about them. I listen to just about everything.
>>71628I very much kept up with the news while I was in prison. What happened to George Floyd was an outrage and the rioting against police was certainly justified. However, burning down regular people's mom and pop stores was not. And the rioting in Portland was just boujee white anarchists looking for any excuse to riot and burn shit down.
>>71630Yes, and I am very thankful that nobody was actually hurt as a result of my profoundly stupid and reckless actions online.
>>71631Of course. Gangs run rampant even on the softest yards.
>>71634In recent years, it seems that the illiberal left has been really ramping up their attempts to censor the internet, and those attempts are now inevitably coming back to bite them as their views (e.g. on Gaza) are now being censored by the illiberal right. The useful idiot leftists and "human rights activists" who zealously pushed for strict censorship of speech are now seeing that censorship used against their own. Good. You reap what you sow. People who advocate drawing lines around freedom of speech always envision themselves as the one holding the pen. They never even entertain the thought that someone else's definition of objectionable speech might differ from theirs.
>>71638I actually didn't do anything to Benny G other than create many of the neo-Nazi "Ben Garrison quote" images.
>>71641More or less, yeah. There's a big difference between having no social life because you're a repulsive creep (like Andrew Anglin) and having no social life simply because you hate people (like me).
>>71643This thread is legit on the verge of crashing my shitty browser on this shitty laptop.
>>71649Since the start of their invasion in Ukraine, the Russian maskirovka machine has been working in overdrive to disseminate disinformation not just to the Russian people, but to the usual gang of idiots outside of Russia - and especially to the western far-right. Putin's initial bullshit about "fighting Nazis" in Ukraine got no real traction among the far-right (for obvious reasons), but his equally mendacious narrative about biolabs in Ukraine got picked up by Tucker Carlson (who has vigorously defended Putin from day one) and widely disseminated on the far-right internet. Putin represents the same fascist values that Tucker Carlson and others on the far-right represent, so it naturally follows that they would be firmly on his side. Of course, Russia apologism is certainly not limited to the far-right. Since the onset of the conflict in Ukraine, the usual chorus of infantile emoprogs and Noam Chomsky acolytes on the far-left have, like clockwork, been spinning their characteristic whataboutery, making endless excuses for Putin because America/the west does this and this and this (Chomsky himself, of course, has zealously defended almost every single dictatorship that has ever existed). Shamnesty International even published a report about how Ukrainian soldiers are engaging in "war crimes" by stationing themselves near civilian areas - a report which has, of course, been cited non-stop by the Kremlin's disinfo factory to legitimize their invasion of Ukraine. Almost as pathetic have been the western liberals harping on endlessly about how Putin's actions flagrantly violate "international law" and deluding themselves into thinking that Russia will ever pay the consequences for it. If Russia is indeed violating "international law", then why aren't they being punished for it right now? Oh, right: because "international law" isn't real law and has absolutely no real legal power or authority whatsoever. UN conventions mean about as much to Putin as the Treaty of Versailles did to Hitler, whose policy of ruthless schrecklichkeit was identical to that of Putin. The International Criminal Court - a colonialist institution which is used primarily for civilizing the Africans - couldn't even manage to prosecute former Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta, so the idea of them being able to prosecute Putin is absolutely beyond laughable. Hopefully, this disaster will be the final nail in the coffin for the UN and the ICC. It will hopefully also be the final nail in the coffin for the childish Chomskyite nonsense that the world would be so much better off if America wasn't the dominant superpower. What we are seeing right now is just a small sample of what a world dominated by Russia and China would be like - a world where Chomsky and his ilk would be thrown into extermination camps.
>>71650No, only a tightly-monitored prison email system.
>>71654Yume Nikki, followed by Chrono Trigger.
>>71660Still mad, Ben?
>>71659I cannot possibly tell you how many times people made jokes about that.
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Go to the original post and click last 50 posts or one of the page numbers to ease your laptop strain
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does anyone even believe in this
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>>71665Like you gotta be a retard to not
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>>71662i donβt see where the lulz come from in bomb threats or shooting threats, thatβs just sociopathic behaviour
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>>71662I saw your twitter PFP, very nice
>I haven't browsed /qa/ yetlocked 3 years ago
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>>71669He is kinda browsing /qa/
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>>71665He posted it on his Twitter
Court docs and KF archives prove its his twitter
Itβs him
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>>71673True lol
>>>/qa/also this (niggerhell)
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>>71662you can go to https://soyak.party/soy/thread/7018042+50.html to make the page lag your browser less
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>>71475This, but unironically
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>>71676it will show you the last 50 replies, so it should make it way better
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>>71662What does it feel like to be in prison? Were you in comfort there or were they absolute looking shitholes with really uncomfortable beds? I haven't been to one before but I don't believe they're like in the movies where they're dark grimy shitholes with the worst beds ever. If you were able to write while in there, that definitely says something.
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>>71662>What happened to George Floyd was an outrage and the rioting against police was certainly justified.bait?
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>>71681He got re-educated by many black folks in prison, I assume
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>>71680Imagine the beeb reporter's reaction to seeing all of the retardation and incomprehensible nonsense on this board.
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>>71334>has been in prison since 2015>knows about the 'artyim thinking kill yourself
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Include me in your next jewticle about this thread mr Mike Kikeling
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>>71687someone told him about it
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>>71695Wait what how did you know about him
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Nigger got out of prison just to post on the most autistic site possible
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>>71697I heard he was out of prison and then saw his account was active again
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>>71699Where did you hear it
And why the fuck was your first idea to invite him to the sharty
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>>71698geg
man it must feel really bad for him to see what the internet has come to after 10 years. dude went to prison during the fucking MLG era
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>>71701and gamergate too, seeing all of that shit be over after so long must be really crazy
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>>71700I thought it would be funny. Also he xe seems like xe would be a good poster
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what do you think about nusquirreljak
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>>71693I look like this sincerely
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>>71667Did I ever say that I thought bomb or shooting threats were lulzy?
>>71669I actually created the Uboachan Facebook group. Yume Nikki is probably my favorite artwork in any medium.
>>71672And do you actually think for a second that "Michael Slay"'s articles reflect my real views as Joshua Goldberg?
>>71676Just did. Thanks.
>>71679I talk about this in detail in my "How Prison Made Me Hate the Police" article. Terre Haute FCI is the most filthy, squalid, poorly maintained institution in the entire Bureau of Prisons - worse than most third-world prisons - and I spent the longest amount of time there, unfortunately.
>>71690I take a hardline stance on civil liberties, but I am certainly not an Austrian school anarcho-capitalist.
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>>71516>>Philosophy of Rape>That wasn't me.Gemmy as hell though
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fedschanners really fell for this
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>>71707What do you think of the site? along with soyjaks themselves?
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>>71707Do you masturbate to anime
Or to anything at all
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>>71680we're gonna get on da NEWZZZZZZ bro!!
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>>71707damn, thanks for the response. mustve been pretty shitty back there.
also another question, i dunno if this has been asked either but what does it feel like seeing all of the new post-gamergate meme culture and internet culture in general after so long? im sure it must be confusing seeing all of the skibidi toilet stuff and soyjaks taking off, I do remember you from back in the day and r/coontown though lol
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>>71711I haven't been on the site much yet. I'm new to soyjaks as well. They didn't exist when I was on the street before. My favorite chan meme will always be "has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" I cannot possibly tell you how much endless amusement I've derived from that over the years. To this day, I still ask people that in person and still laugh my ass off at their bewildered reactions. The "HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED" wall of text insult macros always made me kek as well, along with the goofy-looking baby picture Babby and all of the edits of it.
>>71715It can be bewildering at times, for sure. Internet culture always changes at a dizzying rate, and 9 years is like a lifetime in internet culture time.
>>71716I certainly wasn't a fan of the Covid lockdowns, but I never bought into the conspiracy theories either.
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>>71718I haven't played either of them, but I would certainly be open to playing them. I didn't really play MMORPGs a lot.
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>>71721Yeah, I like Touhou and shmups in general.
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>>71723fucking aryan (evandoe you're literally jewish)
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can mods enable ids on this thread it would be gemmy
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>>71723Favorite game? Character?
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>>71720Ultimata Online as far as I know is DEAD, However I'll actually reccomend Space Station 13, its a very fun game, but also has a TON of potential for any griefing/trolling operations you could think of for it, should look it into it. A lot of the current playbase is troons, but don't think of it as low hanging fruit.
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>>71728ss13 stopped being good after 2015 doe
t. been playing it since 2009
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>>71729Yea, but I can see how someone like Joshua could get his kicks from starting some autism troll, its a community very susceptible to them.
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>>71729also holy oldCHAD, how do you feel that ssethtiders are considered oldCHADs in reference to most of the current ss13 playerbase? I joined in 2019 btw.
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>>71719whats your opinion on discord (a chat application that has a userbase that mostly consists of teenagers and trannies) trannies and generation z's "ironic degeneracy/homosexuality"?