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i masturbate while rubbing my duck against the blanket and i want to stop, but when i try to fap normally, i fart and i’m afraid i’ll raisin myself. what should i do?

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also, when i try jerking off normally i stop getting hard.

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i do this too except i never tried to do the normal way once in my life. is it the 'tism?

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>>9021581
>>9021676
geg you guys masturbate like women

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you know for november im seeing a lot of fap threads

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>>9021704
Gooner website all the anti goon stuff is bait

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>>9021704
it's called bait. it's the no goon month so a lot of people will make fake goon threads to get others angry. i've done it myself a few times, it's fun.

 9021712Quote

Mmmm post a video of you rubbing your cock against your blanket and cumming on it please that would be so hot

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>>9021711
Bait huh… hmm…. hmmmmmmmm

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>>9021704
>>9021708
>>9021711
i did nofap for a year then relapsed it's over. im gonna get on antidepressants doey and i hear it makes it a lot easier

>>9021676
is me btw

 9021750Quote

>>9021711
pls stop saying the most unnerving and disgusting things you can think of just because its bait its still unpleasant to scroll past i dont want to hide 50% of the threads i see on the sharty just so i dont cringe whenever i scroll down

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>>9021750
you sound like a snowflake sjw

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>>9021712
OP do this

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>>9021753
you sound like you have never posted a gem ever

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>>9021768
do i need to add a trigger warning to my bait posts, sjw tumblrina?

 9021785Quote

>>9021772
just dont post anything at all bc you only get replies from pissing people off and making them angry not bc you posted a gem that they like

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>>9021581
Kek, it's kino!

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>>9021785
i post gems a lot, i just also post bait to trigger social justice warriors like you. i identify as an attack helicopter btw. o algo

 9021807Quote

>>9021794
your playing the sharty on easy mode posting gems takes a lot of effort but once you get a lot of (you's) from a post from people liking your gem instead of people that are pissed at you and you want punch you in the face is rewarding

 9021809Quote

why is this thread so relatable

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>>9021807
if it works, it works.

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>>9021815
yeah but everybody hates you

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>>9021817
i'm anonymous albeit

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>>9021820
everybody hates all of your posts*

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That's called prone masturbaition and can give you permanent erectile dysfunction. I'm not joking, look it up.

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>>9021825
that's… uh… kind of the point. to make people mad. it filters out easily trigged sjws from real soyteens that don't get baited.

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>>9021831
OHNONONONO

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>>9021833
the guy above you is doing the same thing as you whether you realize it or not there's nothing based about being insufferable and hated by everyone

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>>9021850
the guy above me is probably right. i'm not gonna look it up but that seems real. and it's always based and kekpilled to trigger tumblrtard sjws.

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>>9021850
marge I'm just saying that doing this is actually very harmful
neutralplier

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>>9021858
how do you even know what that is

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>nusois talk about jerking off together

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>>9021864
I don't even know. I just know that it damages the nerves to your penis

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>>9021868
problem, frogcuck?

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>>9021871
it's sometimes CAN but not always will

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>>9021882
I wouldn't take the chance

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>>9021871
back in the day kings and nobles made it illegal for peasants to be able to read and write so people like you couldn't produce an enormous amount of cringe

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>>9021875
You never fail to disappoint, soiltranny.

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Jewishcontributions.com
Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka is converted to judaism and married jew Jared Kushner
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Kushner
Bernie Sanders,candidate for president in 2016 and 2020, is jewish
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Sanders
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/think/amp/ncna1160876
https://apnews.com/article/us-news-ap-top-news-caucuses-anti-semitism-iowa-38d217df36e903a671089dfb4e669218
Michael Rubens Bloomberg, 2020 presidential candidate, majority owner of Bloomberg LP is jewish
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bloomberg
https://www.google.com/amp/s/forward.com/news/434518/michael-bloomberg-jewish-president/%3famp=1
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.timesofisrael.com/bloomberg-to-aipac-ill-never-condition-aid-to-israel-no-matter-whos-pm/amp/
Marianne Williamson, 2024 presidential candidate, is jewish
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Williamson_2024_presidential_campaign
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Williamson
https://www.maxraskin.com/interviews/marianne-williamson
Michael Farrand Bennet, 2020 presidential candidate, is jewish
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bennet
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/potential-2020-dem-sen-bennet-calls-omars-comments-hateful-statements
Kamala Harris is marries to jew Douglas Craig Emhoff
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Emhoff
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamala_Harris
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/douglas-emhoff
Hillary and Bill Clinton's daughter Chelsea Clinton married a jew Marc Mezvinsky
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Clinton
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Mezvinsky
https://web.archive.org/web/20100805000141/http://www.philly.com/philly/news/nation_world/99607999.html
https://www.jewishorangeny.org/jewish-life/wao-weekly-e-blast-news-articles/op-ed-if-you-marry-a-jew-youre-one-of-us
Joe Biden has four children,one out of them (Naomi) died at young age. Other three are:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Family_of_Joe_Biden&diffonly=true#Naomi_%22Amy%22_Biden
Beau Biden married a jew Hallie Olivere
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beau_Biden
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallie_Olivere_Biden
https://www.thejc.com/news/world/joe-bidens-very-jewish-family-fkv634oo
Hunter Biden is married to jew Melissa Cohen Biden
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_Biden
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Cohen_Biden
Ashley Biden is married to jew Howard Krein
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Biden
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Krein
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/meet-joe-bidens-future-son-law/story?id=16475464
OPSEC:
https://wiki.leftypol.org/wiki/Hacktivism#How_to_spot_an_informant
People who visited wailing wall
Javier Milei, president of Argentina
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/argentina-president-javier-milei-western-wall-israel-tel-aviv-b1137515.html
Donald Trump
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna762891
Barack Obama
https://youtu.be/vs04isY_ni8?feature=shared
Jill Biden (Joe Biden's wife)
https://www.upi.com/News_Photos/view/upi/73ec0376eb3699eb0e3b5b27ba5d4f07/US-Vice-President-Joe-Biden-and-wife-Jill-visit-Israel/
Bill Clinton
https://youtu.be/lt9jrqhD_n8?feature=shared
Hillary Clinton
https://youtu.be/dyxqyLshpW0?feature=shared
Mitt Romney
https://www.timesofisrael.com/romneys-western-wall-note-removed/

https://youtu.be/fKo0AQNZCSc?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/ktAn1-qnsbA?feature=shared
Mikhail Gorbachev
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.upi.com/amp/Archives/1992/06/18/Gorbachev-visits-Wailing-Wall-leaves-Israel/2402708840000/
Viktor Yushchenko
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/ukrainian-president-viktor-yushchenko-prays-at-the-western-news-photo/77907092
https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/president-of-ukraine-viktor-yushchenko-official-visit-to-israel
Donald Tusk
https://www.gettyimages.dk/detail/news-photo/polish-prime-minister-donald-tusk-visits-the-western-wall-news-photo/80573736
Wang Qishan (Xi Jinping's ally)
https://www.asianews.it/news-en/Xi-Jinping's-ally-Wang-Qishan-'prays'-at-Jerusalem%E2%80%99s-Wailing-Wall-45332.html
Yang Jiechi (Mainland China's foreign minister)
https://youtu.be/2EdIjliNxN8?feature=shared
George Bush
https://thekotel.org/en/8130/
Laura Bush
https://youtu.be/joFm7_4ZQN0?feature=shared
Nikki Haley
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.timesofisrael.com/former-us-envoy-to-the-united-nations-nikki-haley-prays-at-western-wall/amp/
Emmanuel Macron
https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel/1579725368-french-pres-emmanuel-macron-makes-historic-visit-to-the-wailing-wall-in-jerusalem
Prince William
https://youtu.be/r_KwqoCkC1c?feature=shared
Viktor Orban
https://youtu.be/UZSi4AvUAhw?feature=shared
Junichiro Koizumi (Japans prime minister)
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/japanese-prime-minister-junichiro-koizumi-visits-the-news-photo/71429985
Extra articles:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Goldstein
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Lansky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockefeller_family
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Goldstein
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screw_(magazine)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Ginsberg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Weinberg_(psychologist)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Milk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Feinberg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Hirschfeld
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_feminists
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Luxemburg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Lerner_Spectre
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Fink
https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/new-left
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes_400#:~:text=American%20Jews%20made%20up%20as,Forbes%20400%20have%20Latino%20backgrounds.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_Alinsky
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plus_and_minus_signs#Alternative_plus_sign
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Silverstein
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edith_Windsor#:~:text=Edith%20%22Edie%22%20Windsor%20(n%C3%A9e,States%20case%20United%20States%20v.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Kameny
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Berzon
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Frank
wailing wall list 2
Richard Nixon
https://no.pinterest.com/pin/18366310963753302/?amp_client_id=CLIENT_ID(_)&mweb_unauth_id=&simplified=true
Kathy Hochul, NY state dem governor
https://youtu.be/X74RDFUlpEg?feature=shared
Ron DeSantis, FL rep governor
https://youtu.be/rAi-N-0lYQQ?feature=shared
Brian Kemp, Georgia rep governor
https://thekotel.org/en/133305/
Greg Abbott, Texas rep governor
https://stylemagazine.com/news/2020/jan/16/israel-update-governor-abbott-visits-us-embassy-we/
Philip Murphy, New Jersey dem governor
https://thekotel.org/en/8692/
Gretchen Whitmer, Michigan dem governor
https://thekotel.org/en/8918/
Prince Reza Pahlavi
https://www.iranintl.com/en/202304189197



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