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Don't know what to wear to P. Diddy's party tonight? Here's what his invitation advises:

The Dress Code Must Be Respected!

If your shoes are scuffed you're going to have a problem. If you're wearing jeans, you're on the wrong track.

Pull out the flyest sh*t in your closet, or have your stylist pull something for you.

Definition of fly sh*t: The top designers i.e. Sean-John Collection, Gucci, Dolce & Gabanna, YSL, Couture, Versace.

Think the Oscars. Think the person you want to marry is inside; think of me at the GFDA Awards, Kentucky Derby, my New Year's Eve party in Miami or my Hamptons White Party.

Grooming:

Fellas: Haircuts, Shape-ups and clean shaves are a must. Ladies: Hair-dos, waxing, manicures and pedicures are also a must.

Extra People:

You. Your man. Your man's man. Your cousin. Your childhood friend. Aunt visiting from out of town, etc. will not be admitted and left outside. If your invite is for you only, it's for you only. If your invite is for you and a guest, it's for you and a guest only. (This could mean your security.)


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