/soy/ - Soyjaks

I got backstage tickets to a weird al concert one time. It was really normal for the most part, he played albeqerque which is one of my favorite songs by him near the end of the show and when he came back stage we had really good conversation and became almost best friends in only a few minutes. Eventually we were sitting on this couch and we were making jokes and laughing but then he just poked my penis with his toe while we I was laughing kinda hard. It wasn't really in a sexual way but like how a friend would do it. It was really weird since, even though we were good friends already, we still only met minutes ago. I don't think he is gay but it was really off putting and he refused to move on from it until I acknowledged it and I left not really that long after. I know this sounds like a raisinpost but I swear its not