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unoriginal jartypdo coal

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nudev do this

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tsmt, spank that sissy slutt jartycuck with your tiny Asian pecker

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root give her a spanking or something STOP IGNORING CHUD

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>>181371
pls dont get slid get xim the spanking xe needs

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getting spanked while larping as a real woman

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NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS….. MY NAME IS DAVID…IM 3 YEARS OLD…..MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER THREADS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947WARNING! There once was a soyjak, a soyjak that always forgot to take his meds. Now, he's been set free and is roaming this website looking for his new victims. If you have seen this thread, you must immedietally respond with "Spare me feraljak", and then copy and paste this into a new thread along with pic related, or else your mother will die in her sleep.
No immunities work, including the immunity dog.>NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS….. MY NAME IS DAVID…IM 3 YEARS OLD…..MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER THREADS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947WARNING!

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xe will never get xis spankin

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>I need a spanking

you need a big spanking

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Oil up

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>Oil up

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As an average teenager, each night I do the same routine: eat dinner, study, chill and then finally bust a nut before I go to sleep (I tend to have an easier time sleeping after orgasms). I'm 17 years old and have been masturbating daily since I was 12 years old. As you might expect, I need more than just porn to bust a good nut. I've been using various sex toys such as flesh-lights, and it's not just limited to that. I have also secretly bought live-size Japanese sex dolls. From all these years of mastering the art of watching porn without being caught by my parents, I was capable of ordering very large toys without my parents knowing. I'd have it shipped to my friend's house while his parents were at work, then I would pick it up from his house and use it inside my closet. Today in particular, I grew tired of the Japanese sex doll. I wanted something that can create an ultra-realistic sexual experience that will cause me to bust the most satisfying, high volume nut in history. I browsed TikTok sellers for some ideas. After several hours of searching, I came across a particularly interesting item: the George Floyd toy. Just by looking at it, I got a massive boner. I even almost came in my pants without touching it. At that moment, I knew this would be the perfect sex toy. I copped the doll and then excitedly waited the 20 days it takes to deliver. Fast-forward to the day it came in the mail. My mom came into my room with the package. "Honey, you have a parcel. What did you purchase?" she asked. I knew exactly how to explain it. "That is my new George Floyd plush, I bought it to honour his death and to support the cause." I explained. She bought into it and handed me the toy. Holy raisin! I immediately got the urge to rub its face all over my dick. I Googled the original George Floyd video and then pulled down my pants and started rubbing it out on the George Floyd toy's face. After 10 seconds, I busted my biggest nut yet. It shot out white liquid at a distance of 2 metres. George Floyd toy's face was painted all white. Man that was the best feeling ever! I went to the washroom to clean the toy. I valued it so much so I stored it in my closet and then went to bed. When I woke up, I couldn't wait to bust a bonus nut before I go to school, but when I opened my closet, my George Floyd toy didn't look like itself at all. Its outer fabric appeared to have a large hole. I chalked it as my semen being acidic and went in with my day. Once I returned from school I saw my mom, she was dead. I couldn't believe my eyes, so I went over to investigate. There I saw a bullet hole through her pregnant belly. I cried a lot, because I lost my mom and my future brother. I needed to get my revenge on whoever murdered them. I searched around the house for the robber. I couldn't find any weapon to use to defend myself against a gunman, so I decided to use a book that I could use for blocking bullets. I went upstairs. At first I didn't see anything in the second story hallway, but I heard a small voice. I looked down. There I saw it, a very miniature person. When I looked closely, I saw it was a miniature George Floyd, except some features were altered: the George Floyd mini-me had tentacles for arms and only had 1 eye. I freaked out so much from the organism that I used my book to crush it. "Lift up the book please, I can't breath." it said. I just kept the book on it until I stopped hearing it breath. I did some research on how this George Floyd homunculus existed. There were a ton of rumours spreading through the internet that the George Floyd toy contains an egg which was extracted from George Floyd's corpse. Always be careful for what you decide to bust a nut in; you never know what lifeforms you can create.

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Generally what nigger is bumping this 24/7

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Probably someone kewl and kiyed

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Why are you HOHOHO!ing this you njggers

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We want spanked

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She is five months old today

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