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After conducting several highly sointific experiments, legitimate polls, and recording dreams I've had, it has been confirmed that there are no female users on the Sharty. It has been a long-held belief that women do not have the ability to jak, which further research has confirmed. While this would explain a low female userbase, it does not account for the complete absence of females. In a soychology paper published by Dr. Goldsoy and team, three main factors were identified that explains this phenomenon.
Point 1
First as mentioned before, women cannot jak.
Point 2
The second reason is that Soyteens are significantly less mentally ill than other imageboard users as proven by Dr. Soyberg in his famous "Frying minorities in a wok" experiment. Mentally ill women, while rare, can be found on highly degenerate and retarded boards, like 4cuck's /soc/ and /r9k/. There they can find simps and feed off of the deranged environment. While confusing for non-soyteens, the Sharty has a very structured culture which prevents the type of autism from manifesting that attracts the women found on other image boards. The ban on porn and 'cord links may also be a relevant to point 2.
Point 3
Women are naturally fearful of the unknown. From the outside, the Sharty appears to be a very fringe and untrust worthy website. While this isn't really the case, all that matters is the perception the site gives off.
Conclusion
Soyteens have W rizz and the mentally ill women who actually use imageboards want nothing to do with it.

Dr. Goldsoy's paper is to be published in full at a later date

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make this news breaking

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Downloaded an offline copy of this

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ROOT! MAKE A NCBI PUBMED CLONE SO WE CAN MAKE PIER REVIEWED SOY ARTICLES!

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trvke
There are no female soyteens

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>Point 3

This.

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>>423
dont you remember that weird foid who once sent lewd shiet hier?

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>>425
Just a catfish testing the waters here. Probably not a women and even if it was real, it wasn't a soyteen.

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we had one troon from twitter who made chiptuune muusic.

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and that's why i transheart this 'party

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>>414
Women will never be able to 'jak like a real man, using this site is malebrained and therefore any trans qween using the site must accept defeat and detransition

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>>430
I feel bad for women because they're raised to care about every little thing, like think about it, the biggest moralfags out there are gendie women chastising other women (and not men bc they either strike back or dgaf instead of groveling), edgy humor is considered off limits for them
so basically the rare IB women are the most oppressed race and are breaking the conditioning
no arrow

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>>432
missed pic

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>>414
false

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>>418
>PIER REVIEWED

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>>434
Holy saggy boobs

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Confirmed By Science

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fellow , if there's no female soyteens then I must not be alive.

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>>432
Marge whats IB
Also truke, gemmy women are the most oppressed race even by their compatriots and male counterparts, jews have nothing on them
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>>438
Fact check: false

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>>435
Didn't read thepost award
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>>436
tranime pedo troon

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>>439
>Marge whats IB
imageboard

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>>439
>what are imageboards? are those like subreddits or something?

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>>439
>gemmy women
Not a thing, I love women just as much as the next 'teen, but they can't be gemmy.

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i hate femoids
men should forget foids and become more brotherly instead

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>>443
Case in point, howeverbeit

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>>435
Did read thepost award
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>>436
MANime legal-age Chad

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>>442
Even doe is True doe

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>>438
Can we get married

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Yeah and water is wet.

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>>443
>>439
I love women and I'll do my best to protect them from evil 🙏

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>>467
soyjak.johnson

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kys janny my post was in fact relevant to the topic

put it back now

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>>414
What about that woman who called the parents of that nuteen who posted 'p of himself and doxxed ximself?

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chuddys , what do men like about women? Do they like her when shes affectionate?

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>>>443
>>>439
>I love women and I'll do my best to protect them from evil 🙏

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Not true doebeit there's at least one real biological woman here.

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>>482
there was also one fat fuck who posted her tits on >>>/incel/

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>>482
dassa troon

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>>482
Literally a man

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>>482
post full face bbgirl

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>>482
First pic is fake, look at how blurry the text on the paper is compared to the "KYS", its edited. Also, that's a man.

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>>482
ragetourists visiting cus mad doe

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>>482
i recognize your location and am coming to get you.

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Women are inherently 'cord

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>>438
50x50 gem gemmity gem

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im right here

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>>438
'pressed gem

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>>482
who ever made the wholesomejak plush was supposedly female too.



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