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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SONORO VS. SLVTJOHNSON!

BEGIN!


[Sonoro]
Yo, it's Sonoro, the king of the chaos,
Griefer extraordinaire, you know I’m a boss!
Withers at my side, I’m the spawn of dread,
In this pixelated world, I leave you all dead.

You think you’re the king? Well, I’m the hurricane,
Riding through your Nether, I’m bringing the pain!
You sit in your fortress, hiding from my wrath,
But I’m the anarchist, I’m cutting your path!


[SlvtJohnson]
Step back, Sonoro, you’re just a petty clown,
I run the Nether, you can’t take my crown.
I build my empire with fear and precision,
Your chaos is random; mine’s a decision.

I reign with power, with portals and fire,
While you play with withers, I build my empire.
You think you can take me? Better think twice,
I’ll have you trapped in my realm, no escape, no dice!


[Sonoro]
You call it an empire, but it's all just a show,
You’re just a tyrant, I’m the one they know!
While you sit in your throne made of cobblestone,
I’m out in the wild, carving chaos on my own.

You’re scared of my withers, you’re sweating in fear,
Your kingdom’s just sand, I’m the storm you can’t steer!
Come at me, Johnson, I’ll show you the game,
In this battle of wits, I’ll put you to shame!


[SlvtJohnson]
Please, Sonoro, your rhymes are a mess,
Anarchy’s weak, while my reign’s a success.
You blow things up, thinking you’re a big shot,
But your life’s just a series of pointless plot twists, not!

I’ll drop potions of poison, unleash my minions,
Your army of withers? They’re just my opinions!
You’re nothing but a nuisance, a glitch in the code,
While I’m the legend who’s feared down the road!


[Sonoro]
You rule with fear, but I bring the thrill,
When I crash your server, you’ll know who’s real!
I’m the nightmare you dread, lurking in the dark,
While your regime crumbles, I’ll leave my mark!

Your Nether’s a cage, but I’m breaking the bars,
I’ll build my own kingdom, and it’ll shine like stars!
So bring your best shot, you’re still gonna fall,
In this epic rap battle, I’ll conquer it all!


[SlvtJohnson]
You think you’re a legend? You’re just a disgrace,
While I’m crafting my legacy, you’re lost in space.
So go ahead, Sonoro, unleash your attack,
But I’ll stay on my throne, while you watch your back.

I’ve got the netherite armor, the skills to survive,
In this battle of titans, only one will thrive!
Your chaos is fleeting, but my reign is forever,
This is SlvtJohnson, and I’ll leave you never!


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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>no interactions after 3 hours

it's over…

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'noro win

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blowing your head off today btw

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noro won

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I won because I said so.

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>>11604
falsenvke

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>>11604
trvkenvke

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gemerald

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was thinking about coming back to the server. Guess not.

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>was thinking about coming back to the server. Guess not.

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