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Our story so far…
You are Private Detective Buggy Feraljak. You have been a detective in the janny force for 5 years before resigning and putting your skills to more private issues. Work has been slow, and money is tight. Your family is worried you might have to move jobs to the cockroach milk farms. However, you may just catch a lucky break, as an anonymous tipper has payed you 1 thrembillion dollars to look into the most popular candidate for the 2024 Shartyville Elections: Senator Jobe Cobson, running against incumbent Mayor Taki Satoko. The case states that Cobson may in fact live a double life, and it is requested that (You) infiltrate this life and find evidence that the so called "god tier wojak" is not as he seems.
<Updoot space
The first move of the adventure thread will be decided by a dub. All moves afterwards will be decided by the first to reply to a new move. Sometimes I will combine two or more requests if they fit well enough.
(theres also gonna be music for each area which is le different and kino or something)

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>>98548
Better than anything you can make, nigga

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>>98549
meds i can make a better non troonish adventure thread right now

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>>98548
Whats wrong with it

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>>98550
Go ahead then, Fag

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>>8691465
cheese is /qa/ culture or something

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DEFIBUMPTOR!

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Krita crashed.
>>98547
>>98545
Deciding to inspect the painting, you walk up to it, only to suddenly fall down as you touch it. You fall into a basement deep below the house, some of your revolvers breaking. Two babies follow you down, seeming to have trust in you.
>Gee gee geeeeeeb

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>>98555
You see a sign for "Drowning Pool". Follow it?

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>>98557
Nobodys here…
You enter the drowning pool room, which contains a pool for drowning people.

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>>98558
go further into the room

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>>98559
You inspect the room more, making the entire aspect ratio break. Maybe try doing something other than walking?

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>>98560
Shove the cactus up your anus

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>>98560

go to the stairway down to the right

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>>98561
You dont have a real asshole in this costume, but you take the cactus anyways, and find out it and the flower can talk.
>Hey! Whatcha doing there, dude!?
<Let go of my buddy!

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>>98563
interrogate the cactus and the flower on what they have seen being done in this room

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>>98563
>used the wrong image award

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>>98564
>W-well, sometimes, this…this big guy, looks like a soyboy with the bald head and…s-stubble…he comes in with all these other raisinalians and they…they drown people! in a pool! A drowning pool!
<Cactusjak…
>And the one time, they drowned an armen-
<I dont think we should discuss this anymore.

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>>98566
can we take them with us?

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>>98567
You ask to take them with you, a third baby coming in.
>yea! Anywhere but here, please!

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>>98568
lets go down the staircase on the right then

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up

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>>98568
Go to a big room where you find big chungus

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drink from the drowning pool

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>>98568
Go upstairs and see something weird going on

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>>98568
Examine the missing person poster

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>>98572
>>98574
>>98571
You inspect the missing poster as a caca starts to drink the drowning pool. It speaks of a man named Oriental Trollface. You heard that name before, but where?

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>>98575
I also apologize that this adventure thread is slow as fuck. Im busy with school and college and family

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inspect the fireplace

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>>98577
You go into the fireplace, and you find a colony of Mini-Soots which crawl onto your face and start biting it. Good thing you have a costume.

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the flower starts rapidly growing a certain kind of froot

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>>98579
A froot grows from the flower, and he shows concern, wanting to get rid of it as soon as possible. The drowning pool becomes more filled with caca.

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>>98580
check out the corridor or whatever

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>>98580
Throw the other babies into the pool and make a run for it lmao

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>>98580
a baby Chud enters the room

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>>98580
take off that retarded costume already since you already have enough evidence to know something is weird with cobson

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>>98581
>>98584
>>98583
Before you can continue searching the room, a BIG CHUNGUS breaks into the house and starts singing!
>BIG CHUNGUS OO NAH NAH
>I AM A FAT BUGS BUNNY OO NAH NAH
A baby chud enters the room and babbles.
<nigew die
You get out of your maid costume, a pile of revolvers going all over the floor.

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>>98585
You notice the health bar and dual wield the revolvers. You shoot at the big chungus.

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>>98585
you pack a punched your revolvers before coming and shoot them at the fat retard, perhaps throwing some of the cacas at xim as a distraction

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>>98587
>>98586
You try to shoot the fat meme, but its too much of a chungus and the bullets are stopped before they go into it. The babas walk up and want to help you fight the bunny as the drowning pool starts to melt into the ground because of all of the caca.

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>>98588
thro the poopy water at his eyes and flee

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>>98588
flip the pool over causing the water to spill on the big chungus

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>>98589
You throw the caca water into the chungo, which makes him stink and makes him poop on the floor
>ew i smell so stinky 100, noone liked that.
The room smells so foul, but you can not flee from a boss battle!

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>>98591
take out your secret revolver that you hid under your fedora that shoots shotgun shells

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>>98592
You take out the secret shotgun revolver from your fedora and shoot the chungo, which makes him BLEED OUT.
>Okay…NOW im pissed….

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>>98593
shoot the pool and cause a bunch of the water to pour out, also grab the sign and use it as a melee weapon

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>>98593
the raisin filled water soaks into the open wound giving chungus a infection

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>>98595
You grab the sign to defend yourself as Big Chungus starts waddling to you, getting a dysentery infection. A soy woah jack pops out of the hole.

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>>98596
you slam his face with the sign, causing him to slip on the water and fall down

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>>98596
angry crowd of babyjaks enter the room to kill and lynch big chungus for being "not skibidiwi and cringe"

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>>98598
>>98597
The chungus falls down as you stab the sign into his face. The soy woah jack is instantly crushed anD flattend, blood with estrogen spilling on the ground. A mob of cacas enter through the hole, and start to pull the chungus back in. Big Chungus screams in terror.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!!

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>>98599
Walk out the hole and check aroun

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>>98600
around*
I'm a retarded nigger

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>>98599
put your maid costume back on and get out of the drown room

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>>98600
…Where are you now?

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>>98603
Ask the little raisins where you are

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my computer crashed again

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>>98604
You try asking the cacas where you are, but they only speak in babbles.

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>>98606
look around for some evidence

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>>>8713563
fabricate some evidence

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>>98608
THATS HECKIN IMMORAL

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>>98606

fabricate some evidence
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IGNORE >>98608

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>>98606
Roll your eyes and tell them to lead you

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>>98606
explore the facility and use them as shields if a brigand accosts you

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abandoned the thread award

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Funniest death of an adventure thread goes to the babyjak in a kiddie pool that drowned in his own raisin

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>>98615
Can we get more ridiculous death scenes like that geg

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>>98616
maybe…

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bump

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>>98607
>>98612
You come across the entrence to a secret brimstone lab. A tranny is trapped in a tube as a glowie is busy drinking covfefe. No need to mess with him.

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>>98619
Check if the glowie is near anything while sneaking past.

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>>98619
disable the tranny's life support

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>>98619
kidnap the glowie, gag xim, and put a bag over xis head so xhe cant see you and interrogate xim on whats going on here

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sorry guys i got bored of doing an adventure thread

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>>98623
keep going NOW or forever be branded a lazy nigger

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>>98623
Don't be afraid of taking breaks nigga

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>>98623
Bumus so you don't forget

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>>98626
I think he gave up on it

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>>98620
>>98621
The glowie was working on a new psyop for Shartyville, featuring two literal whos samefagging and fighting over Pokemon and Digimon, along with a backup third party of Neopet shemmy immigrants. Your eyes glean to the distored tranny in a process called by the computer as a…
SLOPIFICATION
You had no idea what that meant, but the poor xister was in such pain. Might as well put xer out of xey misery.

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>>98629
call in jason vorhees

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>>98630
Do this



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