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>>98548Better than anything you can make, nigga
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>>98549meds i can make a better non troonish adventure thread right now
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>>98550Go ahead then, Fag
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>>8691465
cheese is /qa/ culture or something
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DEFIBUMPTOR!
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Krita crashed.
>>98547>>98545Deciding to inspect the painting, you walk up to it, only to suddenly fall down as you touch it. You fall into a basement deep below the house, some of your revolvers breaking. Two babies follow you down, seeming to have trust in you.
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>>98555You see a sign for "Drowning Pool". Follow it?
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>>98557Nobodys here…
You enter the drowning pool room, which contains a pool for drowning people.
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>>98558go further into the room
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>>98560Shove the cactus up your anus
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>>98560go to the stairway down to the right
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>>98563interrogate the cactus and the flower on what they have seen being done in this room
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>>98566can we take them with us?
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>>98568lets go down the staircase on the right then
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up
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>>98568Go to a big room where you find big chungus
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drink from the drowning pool
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>>98568Go upstairs and see something weird going on
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>>98568Examine the missing person poster
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inspect the fireplace
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the flower starts rapidly growing a certain kind of froot
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>>98580check out the corridor or whatever
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>>98580Throw the other babies into the pool and make a run for it lmao
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>>98580a baby Chud enters the room
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>>98580take off that retarded costume already since you already have enough evidence to know something is weird with cobson
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>>98581>>98584>>98583Before you can continue searching the room, a BIG CHUNGUS breaks into the house and starts singing!
>BIG CHUNGUS OO NAH NAH>I AM A FAT BUGS BUNNY OO NAH NAHA baby chud enters the room and babbles.
<nigew dieYou get out of your maid costume, a pile of revolvers going all over the floor.
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>>98585You notice the health bar and dual wield the revolvers. You shoot at the big chungus.
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>>98585you pack a punched your revolvers before coming and shoot them at the fat retard, perhaps throwing some of the cacas at xim as a distraction
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>>98588thro the poopy water at his eyes and flee
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>>98588flip the pool over causing the water to spill on the big chungus
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>>98589You throw the caca water into the chungo, which makes him stink and makes him poop on the floor
>ew i smell so stinky 100, noone liked that.The room smells so foul, but you can not flee from a boss battle!
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>>98591take out your secret revolver that you hid under your fedora that shoots shotgun shells
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>>98593shoot the pool and cause a bunch of the water to pour out, also grab the sign and use it as a melee weapon
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>>98593the raisin filled water soaks into the open wound giving chungus a infection
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>>98596you slam his face with the sign, causing him to slip on the water and fall down
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>>98599Walk out the hole and check aroun
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>>98600around*
I'm a retarded nigger
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>>98599put your maid costume back on and get out of the drown room
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>>98603Ask the little raisins where you are
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>>98606look around for some evidence
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>>>8713563
fabricate some evidence
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>>98608THATS HECKIN IMMORAL
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>>98606fabricate some evidence
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IGNORE
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>>98606Roll your eyes and tell them to lead you
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>>98606explore the facility and use them as shields if a brigand accosts you
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abandoned the thread award
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Funniest death of an adventure thread goes to the babyjak in a kiddie pool that drowned in his own raisin
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>>98615Can we get more ridiculous death scenes like that geg
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bump
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>>98619Check if the glowie is near anything while sneaking past.
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>>98619disable the tranny's life support
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>>98619kidnap the glowie, gag xim, and put a bag over xis head so xhe cant see you and interrogate xim on whats going on here
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>>98623keep going NOW or forever be branded a lazy nigger
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>>98623Don't be afraid of taking breaks nigga
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>>98623Bumus so you don't forget
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>>98626I think he gave up on it
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>>98620>>98621The glowie was working on a new psyop for Shartyville, featuring two literal whos samefagging and fighting over Pokemon and Digimon, along with a backup third party of Neopet shemmy immigrants. Your eyes glean to the distored tranny in a process called by the computer as a…
SLOPIFICATIONYou had no idea what that meant, but the poor xister was in such pain. Might as well put xer out of xey misery.
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>>98629call in jason vorhees