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Our story so far…
You are Private Detective Buggy Feraljak. You have been a detective in the janny force for 5 years before resigning and putting your skills to more private issues. Work has been slow, and money is tight. Your family is worried you might have to move jobs to the cockroach milk farms. However, you may just catch a lucky break, as an anonymous tipper has payed you 1 thrembillion dollars to look into the most popular candidate for the 2024 Shartyville Elections: Senator Jobe Cobson, running against incumbent Mayor Taki Satoko. The case states that Cobson may in fact live a double life, and it is requested that (You) infiltrate this life and find evidence that the so called "god tier wojak" is not as he seems.
<Updoot space
The first move of the adventure thread will be decided by a dub. All moves afterwards will be decided by the first to reply to a new move. Sometimes I will combine two or more requests if they fit well enough.
(theres also gonna be music for each area which is le different and kino or something)

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>>98444
You contact an old friend of yours, A reporter for Goyim News Network, Ms. Silverstien.
>Oy vey, what is it?? Im trying to interview some holocaust surviors, never forget the 6 gorillion!!! o algo

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>>98448
You tell her about your plans to disguise as a hot maid.
>Ermmmmmmm, well theres this super valid store that sells masks or something. Go there.

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>>98450
go to the store

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>>98450
take xer advice and start shopping

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>>98451
Do this

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>>98437
Gab gab gool

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gem go up

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Detective Cobson needs to catch shekelberg in action o algo

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This is awesome
>>98433
Yo i made that Skibidi Toilet!

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GO UP I WANNA SEE MORE!

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>>98450
Chug down some beer

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Up

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be quiet you selfish little fucks. I have college and school.

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>>98461
Sorry then, my Nigga

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>>98451
>>98452
You enter the mask store, headed by a Bajookenese fashionista. They were having a sale on pony masks, made from real horses.
>Bajung jing, what is you want, you jinga????

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>>98463
get a maid costume and a miss circle mask

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>>98463
get a nate higgers costume

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>>98464
>>98465
>NO we do not have a mees sphere of hate niggers mask…
<Riddly space
Hehe! Riddler here, back with the riddle! Solve it and you get a prize in the next turn!

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>>98466
Why is all songs STIMKS! wtf does that mean maine

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>>98466
because he didn't take a shower… o algo

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>>98467
Tee hee, you will have to figure it out, hehehe!!!

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Cirno is just a retarded fairy, how tf it became 'son's wife?

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>>98469
okay i have the answer all songs stink because they are mexican

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>>98466
take the rainbow dash mask instead

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>>98472
NO NO NO TAKE THE MOMMY MARE MASK INSTEAD

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>>98473
marge who is that

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>>98471
>>98468
Actually the answer is because they have, uhhh…bad chord progression and no tunes, hehehehe!!!! Sorry but no prize for you guys! Tood-a-loo, chuddies!

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>>98474
the other pony mask..it looks more attractive

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>>98476
>>98473
>>98472
You ask to take the orange pony mask, but then-
>THATS MY MOMMY MARE MASK!!!
Some obsessed pony chud walks into the store. What do you do?

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>>98477
ermm ask him why he out of all people needs a pony mask

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>>98478
>Wh…s-shut up, I just need it! Its for friends!!!

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>>98479
just be a good goy and get a different mask

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>>98479

if chud doesnt pipe down then knock out the obsessed chudcel and purchase the mask and the maid outfit

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>>98480
Somehow…you keep your rage buried deep down inside. Now was not the time to engage in fist fights with inocent civilians. Now was the time to become a sexy pony maid.

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>>98482
go back to cobson's house in your costume, ask the chud if he also wants to come

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>>98482
Buy a Pizza Mask just in case some other raisin happens

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>>98482
Poopson appears

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>>98483
After a whole day of planning and other raisin, you finally make your way back to the cobson estate. You work best at night…
You have the disguse filled with some of your revolvers, making you look like an actually hot woman. Your ready to enter the house,

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>>98486
fall down and start crying like a baby

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>>98486
>>98487
>No don't cry like a faggot or something you can do this.

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>>98488
>>98486
NO, FALL ONTO THE FLOOR AND START CRYING AS LOUD AS YOU CAN

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>>98486
enter the estate

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>>98487
You start to sob like a little girl, which after a while, lures Cobson out.
>Ay what the HELL is going-HOLY CANOLI! What in the world is a girl like you doing on my doorstep? Are you one of those freaky homeless anthropomorphic pony maids??

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>>98488
do not fall and enter the manor instead chuddy..speaking of chuds i wonder what the chud who bought the pony mask is doing

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>>98491
beg him to let you in

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>>98492
dont ask any questions chuddy

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>>98491
>try to calm down and say that you are his new maid or something

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>>98495
>>98493
You get up, and tell him that you were sent here as a new maid, but you tripped and fell and broke your pwetty widdle snout.
>Jeeez…alright, simmer down, girl…right this way.
He lets you enter.

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>>98496
punch him and then say its a prank

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>>98496
go in

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>>98497
NOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID NIGGER

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>>98499
YEEEEEEEEES IM SMART ARYAN

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>>98496
>>98497
>No don't punch him or something

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>>>8677573
>YEEEEEEEEES IM SMART ARYAN

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>>98496
tell him you will go clean his office or something

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>>98504
no arrow

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>>98505
two arrows, actually… heh, checkmate, chuddy

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>>98506
I don't see green therefore

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>>98507
perhaps, you are mistaken. these arrows are green

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>>98508
used a different theme award

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>>98503
>>98498
You enter the mansion and go to his office, telling cobson you would clean it top to bottom…or so he thought…
For some reason, He goes somewhere else. Where? You don't know.

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>>98510
Grab one of the books

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>>98510
Babyjak appears

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>>98510
check his internet history and desk drawers

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>>98511
>>98512
You find a book labeled "ack Future". It was pretty dirty but it must be about a tranny ruled future and its consequences. As you looked at it, the baby from before crawls out from under the desk.
>Goob goob gee

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>>98510
>>98497
UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR

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>>98515
Throw the book at the Baby out of shock

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>Imagine he is addicted to gay sex, hardcore style.
<NO stop listening to that guy and FOCUS on your investigation.
>Those penis shaped door handles…quite ironic.

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>>98515
>>98518
Forgot to add a (You)

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>>98515
oh no no no…go through his drawers and pc while babyjak watches

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>>98517
>>98518
As the voices in your head bicker and discuss the case, the noise from the baby shocks you and you throw the book at it in mega speedy speeds. A second baby pops out.
>Gab gab gool

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>>98521
>Quick grab a book before anyone notices it

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>>98521
The baby raisins on the floor

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MY HECKIN PROMPT…IGNORED? ACKKKKKKK

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>>98524
Hey OP, Do this guys prompt next

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>>98525
>>98524
nye nye nyenyenye nenene ne ne neeeee

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>>98522
>Maybe we could find an evidence.

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>>98526
Proceed to be logical and naturally search whatever electronic devices that are in the room search their search history along with contents of any drawers you might see.

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>>98521
Look at the painting and punch the face on it to see if it's some weird ass headcrab

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>>98521
A swarm of babies appears from under the table

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Hey everyone, Riddler here, uhhhh…I hacked into OPs computer and I uhhh hijacked his thread and stuff so…yeah, this is a prank call thread now, yeah.

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>>98531
marge simpson

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>>98531
Do we have to solve your riddle to get him back

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Batman here, I just killed the riddler.

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>>98534
is the thread gonna continue now?

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>>98535
Kinda. like i said i have college so im going to be slower

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>>98536
Das okay, i like this thread

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>>98522
>>98523
>>98528
>>98530
>>98529
Quickly, you grab a valid and liberal Stephen Colbert cookbook from the bookshelf, another baby popping from a chair to see whats going on.
>gam jah mah
You notice that the variant:unkown face on the painting melts as you pass it. Might wanna write that down. You sit down and see that Cobsons Toshiba Tecra A9, a robust and durable business notebook with a decent, yet elegant design, alone with an Intel Core 2 Duo T7500 processor with 2.2GHz and a total of 2GB Ram is in sleep mode. Also the baby raisins on the floor. It smells of mexican beans.

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>>98538
Consider pulling out your revolver before shooting one of the tuxedo cacas to death

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>>98539
You can't do that. Your in a costume. Another caca pops out.
>woobbyyyyy doopa
How many foids does Cobson rape?

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>>98540
>How many foids does Cobson rape?
Marge

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>>98541
Blud doesnt know how children are made

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up

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>>98540
All of sudden, Rapeson bursts out of the painting to try and rape you

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CLEAR *Uses the Defibumptor to bring this thread up*

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>>98540
Decide to take off the painting off the wall

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>>98540
what the fuck is this niggercoal adventure thread



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