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Wenda from Sprunki appears.
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big lez comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes feraljak
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Before starting, good taste in music
Mister Buggy gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
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i was here
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Mister Buggy gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 2nd attempt
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Kino
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Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 3
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big lez rapes comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes buggy
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Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
Roll 4
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big lez rapes comes out of a rick and morty portal and rapes feraljak
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Roll 5
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
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Roll #6
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
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Roll number seven
Private Feraljak gets his car keys and drives to Cobsons house for an interview.
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>>98352>>98358>>98360Get owned big lez faggot
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buggy drives to cobson's house for an interview not realising there is someone sitting in the backseat
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>>98365Nothing wrong with repurposing self-inserts
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Looped already?
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>>98365we are all gems here, its a one big gemmy familia OlΓ©!
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Gem on the log bump
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issa slowburn
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go up nigga
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>>98381suddenly you see big lez in the back of your car
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>>98382okay who the fuck is that, nigger
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>>98382years in the business made you twitchy so you shoot him in the head.
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>>98385forced aussie coal
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>>98384>>98382As you drive, you hear the sounds of an aussie man waking up in your back seats.
>thanks mate, i needed that<AHHH WHAT THE FUCK DIE CHUD DIE!!!!You shoot the homeless kangaroo lover in the chest, killing him instantly. Good thing you always keep a magnum to your side at all times.
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>>98388I'm surpised this will be important later haha
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>>98388you arrive at cobson's house, the handle on the front door is penis-shaped for same reason
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nigger I'm not readin' allat
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>>98398A bird from serina goes there
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>>98401I still dont get it
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>>98402A bird from serina goes to your location
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>>98404Ok. Bruntlefly comes then
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Is this your first adventure thread?
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>>98407You enter the mansion, and find it filled with personal maids. Why would someone like Cobson need so many super hot maids to clean his raisin? Better write this down.
>>98408Kind of. See second picrel.
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>>98409What was that thread called and when did you make it? Im pretty sure i remember it
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>>98410It was about soyak exploring the sharty wastelands
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>>98411Im unsure but i do think i remember the pond part
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>>98409you ask the robot maid why there's so many maids here
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>>98414Ask where Mister Cobson is, you'd like to see him.
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>>98416A skibidi toilet appears
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>>98416Ask her:
"When is he done with being busy?"
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vp
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>>98416I go up to his office
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oooh this was leaked in 'dmin six adventure thread
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>>98421dumbass nigga award
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>>98424huh what do you know sorry i just didnt see this thread for 4 hours i was playing dawn of war and refreshing the 'dmin six thread
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Are you back yet?
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bumo this gemmy thread until op comeso back
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sorry about the wait, i was busy 'ooning to ratchet and clank o algo
>>98417>>98418You ask the maid when he will not be busy anymore.
>Eermmm…no idea, sorry si-<*BOOOOOM* SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI!!>AHHH THE TOILET GREW LEGS!!!The bathroom toilet spontaiously grew a HL2 scientist head and grew robotic legs, breaking out. You grab your trusty backup revolver!
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>>98429fire 3 rounds into its eyes and forehead
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>>98429throw the amerimutt maid at the toilet
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>>98430>>98431The maids clear the area, but the robotic maid gets captured by the skibidi toilet monster. The american is too fat to run and falls on xer face. Quickly thinking as the thing approches you, you fire into its eyes and forehead, but the bullets…bounce right off of it!
>DOP DOP YES YES<AHHHHH HELP ME SIR FERAL!!!You cant kill this thing with bullets! Unless…
^ughhhh too many fuckin big macs or whatever.USing your observational thinking and strength, you lift the heavy weight maid into your arms, and sling it at the toilet monster. The maid was fat enough to give the thing a massive goose egg of a bruise on its forehead, deteriorating its condition and mental fortitude.
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>>98433try to catch the robotic maid
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>>98434You are able to catch the light weight maid, who gets off and runs out of the room, screaming like a woman.
>SKIBIDIII…DOP DOP…DOP!!The toilet monster said, confused.
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>>98435make the toilet stand under the chandelier and then shoot it off and make it fall on his head
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>>98436You fire the chandelier to break it, and make it fall on the unsuspecting skibidi toilet, when suddenly…
KER-SPLAT!!! Instead of a chandelier falling on it, a piano falls through the ceiling, along with with…Senator Cobson, and his wife Cirno???
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>>98437ask him what's happening here
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>>98438You ask about what in the world that was…
>Oh, jeez…I told my god forsaken maids not to put the Grimace Shakes in the toilet, or they would turn skibidi. Sorry about that, buddy. What are you doing here anyway??<Riddly spaceTee hee! Hey everyone, riddler here with a new riddle to tell you all, in…5 posts! Just watch out for the riddle and you'll get a special prize! Toodallo, tee hee hee!
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>>98439Pull the
<… and one more thing…Line on him, then schizorant about brainrot and maids
Then say you're there to take quotes from everyone for a neighorhood tragedy.
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>>98440>>98442YOu ask about several things about cobson, but before you can finish your epic "and one more thing" line…
>Yeah, whatever. I got a meeting with some vodkas in a bit. Take him out of here, Cirno.<Yes sir!The chick takes you outside, and closes the door. Looks like you weren't very welcome there…but you were able to gather some details. From the hot maids, to the cursed af L rizz grimace shakes from ohio…something was very off about him that didn't show in his own campaign videos.
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>>98443contact your friend news reporter ms silverstein
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>>98443sneak up into his office
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up
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up up!
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>>98443Contemplate making a fake identity to get a job as a servant to keep digging.