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Oldsoislutta adventure 1:
https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/75927.htmlYou are oldsoislutta, the admin of skibidi.party. It has been 3 years since you jailed Froot and took over the sharty. For 3 years you have ruled it in relative peace, until now. You recieve a message from the goverment of skibidiland. The message tells you to search for the gem of life, a legendary artifact Said to be created by the holy soot himself. Finding the gem of life will give you eternal life and glory so you can rule the party forever. You recieve a holographic map that shows you the way to the gem. But you also recieve a warning, someone else is also searching for it. Its now up to you and your right hand man Skibidi biden to find the gem before someone else does. Let the quest begin
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Watch Komputersem
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ask fellow chudcels on 4chan pol for advice
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Have sex with a ‘fe ‘foid
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>>77684You load up /pol/ on your arm hologram device thingy, Skibidi biden gets offended becuse of the racist trumpist bigotry. You make a thread asking for advice on How to find the gem. A few minutes later you get a reply.
>schizo thread do not interactYou clone /pol/ and decide that the map is enough to find it
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>>77690Kill OP for wanting this website to be 4cuck 2.0.
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>>77691It must be something that pushes the story forward. This is not like the previous thread
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>>77692Your story is nonexistent, KYS troon.
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>>7555130
I don't blogpost you nigger. I'm the opposite. I'm the one quoting everybody with Komputersem. I'm the one calling every blogposter a troon. The reason you hate Komputerquoting because it's the opposite of self inserting, it reveals how you truly look like meanwhile Soytran is the shadow on cave's wall. YWNBAW.
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I will do this but not the drop the search thing. The point of this entire adventure is to find the gem
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>>7555153
Yes and it wasn't garbage soyboy RPG fantasy shit. It was reflection of troons. Their life have no order or logic, only pure insanity commanded by (((them))).
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>>77695Ok so the gem is this thread or Komputersem or or something jk.. smsjsnjsh and the end now kill and delete this thread
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>>7555175
Why?
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>>7555195
No you fucking autist.
>TEH
Y2K autist.
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>>77699CHECK THEM NUMBERS. I WON.
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Alright fine Komputersem spammer here I'm fucking helping you with this thread.
Command: Interview everybody and ask if they have seen the gem.
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Also WTF happened to Captain Coal Adventure.
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>>77703Form an alliance and declare world peace.
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>>77703I give the speakermen a johnson
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>>77704You decide the form an alliance with the speakermen. You shake hands with a speakerman and declare world peace.
Will the speakermen also join your quest?
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>>77706I give the speakermen a big johnson
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>>77708make a new path because your an archist shit who doesn't follow rules
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>>77709Sorry. You only have 2 choises
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>>77716eat skibidi toilet cobson
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>>77719oh no we started a forest fire
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>>77720The fire starts spreading to the trees and the entire forest starts catching fire. You start thinking about squirreljak, this is exactly How he died. You dont want to suffer his fate.
What will you do?
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>>7557049>>77723You run as fast as you can from the fire. You lose track of the speakermen but you keep running. You call the fire rescue skibidis on your arm device and tell them to put out the fire. You go straight into the gray squirrel territory and commit total gray death.
>FOR SQUIRRELJAK!You get blinded by rage and kill everyone in your path.
You see a gray squirrel watchtower in the distance.
Will you go there or continue toward the gem?
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>>77691its too late for that now, that was something we should have done a year ago
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>>77724Shoot up the watchtower like brenton tarrant
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>>77727You go to the watchtower and shoot up all the squirrels there. Once you snap back you have eliminated all gray squirrels.
What will you do now?
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Please pin this thread before it gets slid by shitty lennonspam
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Why did this thread die
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Is pph to high for adventure threads?
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PIN THE THREAD ITS GETTING BURIED BY LOW QUALITY COAL
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>>77741I will do this becuse No one is replying
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>>77741You start feeling incredibly gassy. Becuse You are a skibidi toilet you poop in the toilet. Its very stinky.
>*BRAAAAAAP*You move on and forget about it. What happens next?
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>>77744You come across a fork in the road
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>>77746You come across 2 roads. One leads towards the gem of life and in the direction of the other one you see a pillar of smoke. This may be your fork in the road…
Or not?
What road will you take?
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>>77747The one with the smoke
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>>77750You decide to take the road to the left and investigate the smoke. You find what looks like a crashed spaceship. It has strange symbols on it, the number 6 is on all of its wings. Skibidi biden looks worried.
>skibidi biden, skibidi skibidi biden, Joe joe..(its them, after all these years they have arrived to destroy…everything…)<who are they?>skibidi biden Joe joe joe…( They shall not be named…)What will you do now?
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>>77751Rape skibidi biden
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>>77752>i think you’re more than my right hand…You start raping Skibidi biden for some reason.
<Skibidi Joe Joe joe! Skibidi biden!(you dont have to do this! If (((he))) finds the gem before us its over!)>ok then, lets find this gem TONIGHT!You go in the direction of the gem as fast as you can.
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I will end it for here for today. Janny please make it unslidable so its still up tomorrow. I will continue it tomorrow
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>>77755I hope thats pinworms
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>>77763observe the surroundings, check for possible ambushes or traps
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>>77765You observe your surroundings and check for possible ambushes or traps. You see a small house near the forest. A bit farther away you see strange pictograms and symbols on the ground.
What will you investigate first?
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>>77766Explore the runes on the ground tentatively at first, then pull out a bottle of mustard and spray it all over the nearest rune. Then scream "nigger" at the top of your lungs.
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>>77767You decide to investigate the runes. You explore them tentatively, the closest rune is the number 6, the other one is of a strange figure. You pull out a bottle of mustard and spray it all over the 6 rune.
>NIGGER!The rune starts burning and a holographic text appears.
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>>77769Skibidi biden whispers in your ear.
<skibidi biden, Joe Joe joe(the password, i know it, its…the sixth admin of the website)>THE SIXTH ADMIN OF THE WEBSITE!A message appears, a message from froot.
<This is your former fuhrer, froot. Whoever is hearing this message should know that i have been freed from prison. The one who freed me…is the sixth admin of the website. I have joined forces with the 6th imperium and i am in good hands. The toiletslutta will pay on the day of the great rise, the day when the sixth admin of the website takes the gem of life…The message ends. You now know that Froot has escaped jail and is working with the sixth admin of the website to take the gem of life. You must get to it as quickly as possible.
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Fuck wordfilters
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>>77770Try to find a mirror and ask it.
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>>77773"Mirror mirror on the wall, where can I find the gem?"
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>>77772>>77774You go to the nearby house. Inside of the house you find a mirror.
>mirror mirror on the wall, where can i find the gem?The face of soot himself appears on the mirror.
<Deep in the mountain cave, in a wet tunnel, there lies a chamber. In this chamber you will find the gem of lifeHe must be talking about the cave thats just a few hundred meters in front of you
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>>77777Find the wet tunnel.