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Squirreljak adventure: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7425367.html

You are oldsoislutta, you have just witnessed your friend squirreljak die in front of your eyes. He gave his life to revive you and defeat the gray squirrel emperor once and for all, you will never forget it. You now leave the burned forest behind, you wander into the unknown.

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>>76032
froot is flying away like dr eggman to world 2

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>>76032
froot has been hiding in his F.U.M.B.S.

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>>76034
*Meanwhile high up in the sky*
Soytan and Froot are flying towards the front in soytans flying ambulance
<TAKE ME TO WORLD 2 NOOOW!
>i Said We where going to the fro-
<WE HAVE ALREADY LOST! DEPLOY THE FLYING MACHINE! GET ME OFF THIS WORLD!
Soytan deploys froots flying machine and he tries to fly away.
<GOODBYE GRIM WO-
Froots flying machine suddenly starts malfunctioning. The machine falls from teh sky with Froot in it.
<AAAAAAAAAH!

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Op here. Im going to sleep. Keep bumping the thread. I will continue it tomorrow

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Put both this and squirreljak adventure on the wiki

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>>75927
UPPPPPP

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>>76038
tsmt
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>>76036
Froot crashes into the HQ surrounded by skibidi toilets

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>>76043
Froot crashes into the administrative building.
You and the skibidi toilets approach him.
>still alive?
<please…PLEASE SPARE ME!
>why should i, nigger?
<im begging you, dont do this! i dont want anything to do with this!
Will you listen to him?

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>>76046
capture and detain froot for torture and ball torture

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>>76048
You order some toilets to capture and detain froot.
>you are detained for torture and cock and ball torture
<Cock and ball torture? I did no-
>yes you did, you are going to skibidi jail
<wait, skibidi jail? NONONO! PLEASE NOOOOOO!

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>>76049
A twitter tranny sees you and says
>These woah jacks are so incomprehensible lol

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>>76051
On you way to skibidi jail you get spotted by a twitter tranny.
>These woah jacks are so incomprehensible lol
You aim your gun at the tranny and shoot.
>ACCCKKKK
After you kill the tranny you continue towards skibidi jail

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>>76052
Put Froot in skibidi jail and punish him by ripping his face off

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>>76052
Revive pedo and make him a camera man

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spam 'SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT' until the jannies fix everything

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>>76055
After several hours of walking you finally reach skibidi jail. Before putting Froot in jail you decide to punish him.
>GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
<WAIT NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO AAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!
You brutally rip off a piece of his face before throwing him in jail. With froot jailed, the new frootist order is OVER

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>>76059
You turn the sharty into skibidi.party

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have a rap battle with titan speakerman to ensure skibidi supremacy

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>>76059
You remember who what got you here in the first place and decide to use your newfound power to build grey squirrel concentration camps in order to avenge squirreljak

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>>76061
With froot out of the picture, you become the new admin of the sharty empire.
You reveal to the skibidi masses the new name of the sharty, SKIBIDI.PARTY!
This is the start of something new, something big.

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THE END

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>>76065
Absolute bone chilling spine crushing back busting A24 slowburn of a gem thank you OP

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Archive this and put it and squirreljak adventure on the wiki noooooow

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I think i will make a sequel to this some time but not for atleast a week

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PUT THIS ON LOOP BEFORE THE POL SPAM WIPES IT

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Put this and the squirreljak One on the wiki. They are notable enough and can be counted as one single story

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>>76065
>he never detransitioned
Damn, I thought we were finally going to get our first non-tranny admin.

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