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ITT: we roleplay that we're surviving in the forest

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uhh bros, we're in the forest, what should we do?

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uhh you know what I'm gonna get a log to make a lil fire, brb
>takes log
>shaves log with bare hands
>makes fireplace

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nonoko'd

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G-Guys I think I heard something in the bushes. Those might be some cannibals

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>gets some logs and gets constructing a log cabin with a wooden floor and a top floor for my bedroom, the first floor has a kitchen and a living room

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>>5089
>shoots the cannibal
welp, it was a skinwalker, be careful out here, there might be skinwalkers, so, if you see one, construct a house and lock your doors, and do NOT make windows.

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anyways
>goes to my house and locks the door

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nonoko'd for more roleplayers

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>>5092
LET ME IN

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>>5091
Roger that

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>>5094
>the wooden door is actually has a secret, the wood has tungsten inside it
nice try, little fella.

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>>5095
No problem.

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anyways, should I built a treehouse hotel for you guys?

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>>5098
well, I'll probably do anyways
>constructs a full treehouse hotel with rooms filled with bathrooms, saunas, and entire beds, a tv for the room as well, and at the beginning of the treehouse hotel, a counter that anybody could sit in to become a hotel manager

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>>5099
>cobson is now the hotel manager

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DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ are the reason we're stuck in this damp shithole and mosquitos are biting me

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>>5098
Yes cause I am lazy little pisscel and don't know how to build

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>>5102
I already built a treehouse hotel, you can book a room, and I'm the hotel manager
>>5101
Come to the treehouse hotel so you can book a room, I'll see you at the hotel!

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>>5103
Still waiting

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>RESCUE HAS ARRIVED, but only 2 teens may enter the helicopter

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>>5105
>cobson shoots down the helicopter because there is already a wooden treehouse hotel

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>>5106
NOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING NIGGER I'M GOING TO CRASH AAAAAAAAAAHHH
>feralpilot steers the helicopter into the hotel's direction

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now, who wants to book into the hotel?

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>>5107
>the treehouse is literally not destroyed and is literally invincible
nice try feraltroon

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>rubbing his asscheeks on a tree branch Imaging it as throbbing humongous black phallus

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>>5110
>forces feraltroon into a room of the treehouse hotel, but the hotel is nice, and he is given his own hotel card to unlock and lock his room

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>>5111
thats not trad

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>>5111
>hangs bright blue catlover from a tree

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>>5113
hey chud, wanna book into my hotel?

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>>5115
chud?

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anyone want my drive?
it has a shitton vocaloid songs and uhh erm a bit of porn

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>>5115
uhhhhh hotels are a joo scam. i will find a gooncav- fuck i mean a cave and live there like a trad greek philosopher

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>>5103
Yeah book me in I don't have any cash but found a little gem when wondering around so here you have it

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>>5117
sure, i'll multiply the computer for my hotel
>multiplies the computer for everyone in the hotel

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>>5117
polyamory

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>>5120
wtfffff how did u do that

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>>5119
Sure, you can get a card, now go in your room!

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>>5122
Magic, man!

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>>5124
Like seriously, magic!

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hello 'teens, this is government properly. leave or be exposed to our devices…

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>>5126
>shoots za fed

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>>5123
Sure thing! Thanks

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>>5128
No problem!

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>>5121
get the fuck out tranny this is our get together shit

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>>5130
>kills the polyamory fags and brings chud to his treehouse hotel room with his own trisquel linux desktop and a hotel card

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this place fucking sucks, but the wendigo and deer pussy here are pretty tight and nice so that even it out

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>>5132
hey kid, i'll bring you to my treehouse hotel room with ya own bodhi linux laptop!
>brings kid to his own treehouse hotel room with his own hotel card so he can unlock and lock the door

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>>5133
>locks da door for his own enjoyment

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Fucking Gem and keyed

>Open soyjaks.party and E621 on laptop


>Type "human_on_feral Male/female" on E621 While posting soyjaks on soyjaks.party

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i far

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anyways
>gets back to beginning with the registration counter

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>>5137
*inflates with gas* nigger nigger

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>>5138
>uninflates and kills the tranny

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>Bust down door

Hey are there wendigo and deers Females in this hotel i can fuck with my BSC?

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>>5139
*comes back to life* I WILL GET REVENGE!!! *inflates with shit and covers the hotel with shit*

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>>5141
>automatically kills the tranny with antimatter and instantly cleans the rooms

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>>5140
dude, you're a kid, back to ya room
>locks door

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>>5142
*resurrects again* you dont get it… i.. uwu… am GAWD here!!! *sharts xer diaper*

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oh science help! somebody help me i'm dying of wasp wasp ocean withdrawal

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>>5144
>evicts the tranny out from reality
>eviction reason: being a retard
>cleans the shaarts

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>>5145
>hangs the b.b.c lover on a noose on a tree

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>>5143
SHUT UP YOU DUMB NIGGER

>Shoot him in his crotch

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>>5148
>instantly gets healed during the bullet shoot and evicts the gun from reality

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>>5146
*comes back to life again* I created you!!! *shits millions of pounds of shit out in 4 seconds killing everyone but xerself forever and ever*

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>>5144
>i am gawd here even doe thats bernd
kys imposter

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>>5150
>the shit is cleaned up instantly and the tranny is evicted to a locked basement in the hotel with the locked door being impossible to unlock because it requires such a mathemetical knowledge

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i am real goddddddd

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>>5153
>evicts false god out of reality for disrespecting adonai

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>>5149
What the fuck, this wasn't supposed to happen

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>>5127
No you can't do tha-ACK

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*kills fake cobson god with niggerkiller power and sprokes*
ahhhhhhhh

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>>5155
now back to ya room or if you keep bugging me I'll put a filter on your internet, bye.
>locks kiddo's door

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>>5157
>literally healed and the false god is sent to hell and acked

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>>5159
no u didnt
u r fals

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>>5158
Fuck guess i just have to call that FTM Pooner sex slave i kept in my bag

come here you fucking Pooner

>Yes master

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>>5161
how bout I evict you from reality for being a mary sue
>evicts le false god from reality for being a mary sue

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>>5162
>unlocks le kid's door
WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU HAVE
OTHERWISE I WILL PUT YOU IN THE BASEMENT WITH THE TRANNY, PLEASE KILL THAT FTM POONER SEX SLAVE DEER PLEASEEEEEE

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>>5163
who is sue

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>>5165
mary sue, a term for your faggot character without flaws

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>>5164
>kills sex slave deer

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>>5168
>evicts candyman from reality

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>>5164
Fine I rape that pooner to death

>Rape FTM Pooner sex slave for 5 long hours causing the pooner death


God that took so long

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>>5170
I fricking killed the deer and you raped its fucking dead body? Sometime I'll put you in that tranny basement

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>>5169
do u know the candy man

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>>5172
>candy guy already evicted
geg

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*uses allah penis sex ritual to summon an empty oxygen canister*
*allah gives me some gunpowder and a visco fuse*
*makes a bomb and hucks it at the treehouse*
*bomb makes a big crater in the treehouse*
sorry kid, nothing personal

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>>5175
NAS DETECTED, IT TIME FOR YOU TO DIE

>SEND bright blue cat GRENADE TOWARD HIM

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>>5175
>treehouse is literally not obliterated
>anoymanousfag is evicted out of reality

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>>5173
*unevicts xerself*

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>>5160
oh no what's that in the distance

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>>5177
NOOOOOOOOOOOO ALLAH SAVE M-ACK!
*drops some spare gunpowder, a visco fuse, and a copy of the TM-31-210*

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>>5179
SOOT HIT THE SECOND TOWER, NOW

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>>5178
>EVICTS

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>>5179
>sHOOTS HELICPOTER DOWN



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