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Hello everyone, I am DOLL, the lead administrator of the party, booru, wiki, tf2 and minecraft server. This bread is meant to be a dialogue between the soyteens and the staff regarding issues with the site, upcoming projects, and general conversation between (You) and me. I will try to read and respond to everything in here, but be warned I work long hours and some questions are better left to santa claus (the owner of the site) or Ms. claus (the manager of the mod team), so I might miss a couple along the way.

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>>41892
I appealed my ban and its still pending

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>>41898
i got banned a month ago for rule 3. for posting bbc cobson with transflag
>submitted a maximum amount of appeals for this ban
kek!

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Doll how much looksmaxing and mewing did you do to become such a Chad?

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Doll, enable comments and group chat for the daily jak, its gonna go well, trust me.

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>>41892
It's a skinny pig doe not a rat. Basically a hamster but without fur or very thin fur

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unlock /int/ you worthless tranny faggot i geniunely hope you get thrown into a wood chipper
fucking fat lard

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Unlock /int RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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merge an, ck, sci, and x
All are science related I feel

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unlock /int/

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enact T/I/D and delete int

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>>41908
haiiiii dollypooooo :3 owo how was ur day?

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>>41908
wait /qa2/ was real I thought it was a joke

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I don't think that messing with boards will ever give more value to the site. Unless if we get a giant increase in users to the point where we need channels for different interests, /soy/ is the only thing that we need and will ever use.

You should focus on bringing people to the site, making it interesting, high quality and dealing with the complaints that the current jakkers have.

Make a frootist waffen corp focused on adding people to the site or something, on the front page add a guide on how to learn the dialect n stuff.

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TSMT to an extent
The sharty needs more newARYANS to keep up jakking, and we could be doing more to integrate them into the mindset of a soyteen, whether by carrot or by stick
More expansive wiki articles, more jannies for sensitive times of day, sharty shills outside the site(make soytube an official collaborator >or something), promotion of new variant:unknowns such as in banners, and, more controversially, some more restrictions on NAS gore & porn on the main boards(q, soy, qa, r[for some reason]). Would help more people find us and require less mental reshaping to become part of us.
OldHYPERBOREANS often gripe with new guys subverting sharty culture, so a carrot and stick approach could work to mold people into 'jakking while also promoting new and evolving ideas.
>no arrow hmmm da joos are sending shitskin pedophiles into my evropa site… I should project my fetishes onto them

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>>41912
variant:unknowns are usually low quality and obnoxious doe, editing current jaks is much better and the site was built on it

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>>41913
Wouldn't generally increasing production of nuvariants increase the likelihood someone makes a gem? By promoting people's creative ability in 'jakking they will be encouraged to hone their skills, join in the fun, or just keep throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. Overall, that would increase site engagement, retention, and gem production even if the nuvariants are coaly

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>>41914
It's been 4 years since the site was created, the only nuvariant that is still used is smugjak but that's literally it. You're describing the administration of the site forcing random traces, which would be retarded

All of the jaks that we use are from 4cuck, edits of jaks from 4cuck (example: swede) or the very small exception of smugjak.

If a jak is good, it will escape the 3 day forcing period that all traces experience and be used but it's very unlikely and the administration of the site should only intervene if it's spammed or related to harmful off site stuff

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>>41910
I think it was one of the boards that was a part of the 50 board plan, though I might be wrong/unknowing of it being brought back after the plan ended.

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I don't wanna bore you but what happened to /nigger/?

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>>41917
it couldn't breathe any longer

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>>41908
well the rat was only hairy in some places so i think we can just settle this and agree on partially-hairy rat

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bring back no nas weekends

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>>41920
No, make NO NAS permanent

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>>41920
The /soy/ log is nearly entirely IAS, the problem is that half the posts are off topic dust with a mandatory soy attached

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>>155963
do this

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unlock /int/ but call it interracial instead of international

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Hey you forklift moron with no skills, unlock /int/ nubitch, 2024 /qa/ oldchad. Stop fucking up the site, it doesn’t have to resemble your meaningless existence as a forklift driver. Stop projecting.

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>>41926
Have you taken the medication you were prescribed?

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>>155853
DOLLY ANSWER THIS NOW

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doll you fuck

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>>41892
>just evade bro
Why should users (the people who actually make this site worth using) be forced to go the extra step to evade just to use this site? Proxies are for 4cuck. None of that excuses your jannies acting retarded and you doing nothing to fix the site

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>>41810
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>>41820
Absolute garbage. Kill yourself obsessed faggot

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>>41761
>Soot came back for an interview a couple months into kuz's administration and he said he hates the people here and how they fucked over his life so I don't think the fantasy of him coming back is going to happen.
Nobody was talking about soot coming back as admin we were talking about making the site not rulescucked like it was in his day. What’s the point of this QA if you don’t even have the IQ to understand what the people you’re responding to are talking about?
>Either way I don't think we're going to agree with each other so we'll just have to leave it there
β€œI got btfo so I’m just going to ignore you :(β€œ
Why are you running an imageboard if you can’t handle criticism without shelling up? Perhaps reddit is more your speed.

You obviously don’t belong here and should find someone who has been here for a long time and knows this sites culture and have him take your place.

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whos the janny

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>>41935
It was undone immideately after

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>>41934
>You obviously don’t belong here and should find someone who has been here for a long time and knows this sites culture and have him take your place.
No way there's anyboy else that is admin material as well as this doe

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>>41936
Why happen in the first place?

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>>41937
I mean lute is the first person I think of but I’m sure there are other oldCHADs out there

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>>41935
well deserved kill yourself

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>>41941
Dolly doo I can't sleep I'm so tired and the sun is coming up help

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>>41941
Doll unban me
Brown troonjaks shouldn't be bannable

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>>41942
It's probably too late to start drinking at that point. You could try doing push-ups and jumping jacks until you feel tired. All the blue light from your screen probably isn't helping either. You'll be tired but you'll be alright little buddy, hang in there.

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>>41944
Unban me from /soy/

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>>41945
reset your router

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merge /int/ and /pol/ it was funny and I wanted all the retards in one spot so I didn't have to put effort into my bait.

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>>41947
tsmt i actually enjoyed the merged board more than /soy/

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>>41947
Kys retard

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>>41947
Doll do this

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>>41949
says the dude who falls for my world's most obvious bait, but pop off sis.

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>>41951
I would curb stomp you irl, don't test me

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>>>156134
>I would curb stomp you irl, don't test me

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>>41952
If I ever saw you on the street I would pick you up, change your diaper, and put you back in your selfish little pissbaby crib.

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>>>>156134
>>I would curb stomp you irl, don't test me
>If I ever saw you on the street I would pick you up, change your diaper, and put you back in your selfish little pissbaby crib.

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>>41955
I look like this doe

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>>41590
I don't wanna act like a oldCHAD but what happened to /nigger/ and HOW did you remove /nigger/?

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>>41958
marge /nigger/ was like 3 months ago
>>41957
thanks nigga

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DOLLLLLLLLLL where did the famous america Wednesday bread on /int/ go

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love how I can make one of you cacapedos favourite jokes in the form of le adultroon and get banned for no reason with that as the reason on c*c* nigger are you retarded

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>>41963
Unban VPN images

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DOLL make /israel/

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doooollll make /hamas/ and /palestine/

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Will we ever get full disclosure on kuz?

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DOLLLLLLL
What do your intrusive thoughts tell you to do?

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DOOOOOOL make /burundi/

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Door how tall are you? You look like you could be one of those strongman types

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>>41970
BLUD :skull: DOLL is NOT a BVLL

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>>41971
doll is a bvll doe…. at least he's my bull..

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Dooor I can't think of something interesting to ask so uh give me something interesting about you or something

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is it possible to bring back /sneed/

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Doll, what will you be doing to remember the patriots who lost their freedoms (or their life) for protesting against tyranny three years ago tomorrow?

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>I've told froot everything that I know and the experiences I had. Ask him.
Its understandable that you don't want to talk about it yourself. Kuz is some sort of Russian Mafia gangster who is capable of breaking your kneecaps or getting someone to do it if you squealed about all the fucked up shit Kolyma ALLEGEDLY did. You're stance is understandable and clear.

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move this thread to /chive/
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/5869940.html
it has like 1000 replies in 3ish hours so its funny or whatever

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To fix the sharty:

* re-enable tripcodes
* make sure the jannies aren't trannies
* re-add /sneed/

I miss the Soot era.

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>>41980
Total Soot Death
Doll pls delete every locked soot era board, mandate HRT for jannies, and hide visible sages site wide

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>>41590
=doooooooooooooooooooll allow tripcodes on /craft/ again (or atleast just for current soycraft jannies) and add pinktext=

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doll make /blog/ where tripcodes are not only allowed but required

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can you and froot rape root already idk if he’s just incompetent but the janny problem only seems to get worse every week, even when you guys say you’ll talk to him about it things just seem like they aren’t improving

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DOOOOOOOOORR
During the yugoslav wars were you old enough to remember news about it? Who did you support then or today?

Are we ever gonna have irl sharty meetups? I'm only 16 but when I turn 18 I would love to go anywhere and meet you.

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Are we ever gonna have a face reveal of your wife? I can see why you don't wanna show it

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>>41988
soilclucks are weird niggas

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Why is the site still up

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Delete /int/ already
It's nothing but a cesspool for coalspamming discordtranny pedophiles

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Nice mods
>I must namefag instead of deleting GIH cp spammers cord invite

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>>41993
this is why root needs to fucking get raped for making such worthless nigger jannys

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>>41994
It’s his discord friend so I don’t see that happening. I have to give credit where it’s due though. After 2-3 months of seething they toned down bans for off topic stuff and just move threads instead of banning.

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>>41993
>>41995
fine Ill never use my cap again little pissbaby

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>>156534
dont do this

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>>41996
>those are the mods running this website
>self inserting as Marcelina from adventure time
Nigga please

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>>41987
Doll was in Kindergarten during 9/11, I don’t think he would remember too much.

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>>41988
Xhe already drew xerself before.

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>>41998
tranny jannys weren't just a meme?

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>>42001
What do you think, a chad, a high test male is going to monitor some shithole banning people for free? Of course not.

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>>42000
XER ARTSTYLE…..

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>>42002
so much for the chuddy FNWO



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