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This might be the biggest piece of troondieslop ever produced, the fanbase is composed entirely of autistic trannie gooners who repeat the same set of 5 unfunny jokes every 10 minutes, half of them being "its funny because porn, please validate my porn addiction" and "UHH IS THE ROBOT A GIRL OR A BOY WHAT PRONOUNS DO I USE". Usually troondieslop fanbases have some decent/funny things in between the ocean of garbage, but not this game, its all gooners and trannies with severe autism, every single one of them

And the devs are also gooners with the exact same redditor humor, the game is riddled with intrusive easter eggs that consist of shitty inside jokes and le funny cats cuz cute. They took the time and effort to make official buttplug support for their game and the jiggle physics of one of the enemies are ripped directly off of an obscure furry fetish porn game, which they proudly mentioned themselves on a dev commentary. They also released official bodypillows

Major updates take ages to come out, and the content that comes with them usually doesn't correlate to the time it took to release them at all (probably because the devs are too busy gooning and posting on twitter)

Its worth 25 bucks and only goes down like 15% on sales, youd think the game would be finished by now but its been in early access since 2020 and the base game is pretty short unless you do literally everything and 100% it

This game is also the reason why trannies are obsessed with breakcore

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>$25 dollars on steam
fuck you i will never pay for a video game that costs more than $15

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Also another shitty Quake clone.

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I fucking despise ultrakunt and it's retarded fanbase, ADHD autistic spergslop for the sped kids who never grew up

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>>48699
And quake is infinitely better, just play quake.

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>>48696
>its a quake clone because you can move around and shoot a gun at enemies

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>>48707
If you can't tell that the movement and art style are obviously based off of quake you might be genuinely retarded

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Never played it, I heard It's similar to postal brain damaged

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quake ripoffs will never have the same sovl as the original

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KILL DEGENERATES

Guess i ought to delete the game of my library now

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>>48705
Ben shapiro please maybe should i

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>>48716
>somebody on the bald man with glasses website told me x game is troon so i uninstall now

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>>48696
this game sucks shit

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>>48696
>"You VVILL play the shitty troonslop reddit tier game!"

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>This game is also the reason why trannies are obsessed with breakcore
Holy marge

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>>48923 I would say is why more trannies came to the breakcore genre and ruined it, practically and saddly…

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>>48705
That's the rule with most of those indie "Retro games"; Just play the game that whatever slop calls itself a "spiritual succesor" to, it'll be infinitely more fun than some soyboys trying to replicate successes of more potent, older gamedevs.

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>>48696
The graphics of ultranigger are horrible too

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I hate Ultratrannies graphics.

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>>48696
op i hope you won't mind that i stole your text and made an ultrakill review on steam

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>peak humor

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"Daemon", i know you're reading this, you're such a fucking bitch for deleting your comments.
>Most retarded sharty lurker AWARD

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>>48979
marge?

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>>48980
it's the tranny that was commenting on my profile, he deleted his comments after me quoting him

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>>48699
KILL ALL ULTRAKILL NIGGERS!!!!!!!

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So where do i find more quake other than the sequels and shit

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>>48997
quaddicted or moddb

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>>48966 MOTHERFUCKER I DID IT FIRST AAAAAAA

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That kike who runs that game's company looks so fucking hideous and untrustworthy with that smug shit eating grin. Never looked into that game myself but i knew from the moment i saw that faggot's xeets and his comments that something was up

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Thats why you never play troonslop games
Real aryans play AAA zombie games

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>>48978
someone please shut these retarded tranny niggers up

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>>48996
TUD! (TOTAL ULTRATRANNY DEATH!)

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From ultrakill to tcoaal, Finland has proven itself to be a veritable videogame wasteland

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It's not even paced well

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>>49183
Idk, my summer car and noita are pretty keyed

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Go play Painkiller for better atmosphere and non-autistic fanbase (Wich Consists of 30 year old guys who played the game back in 2004).

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>>49222
Serious Sam is good too

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You forgot about the annoying meme of the unfunny voice actor with shitty voice skills screaming dead memes.

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tranny hrt references in the game itself btw

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>>49232
Where????

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>>49231
Yes I fucking despise Gianni if I can find a east coast goon accent I'll make a fallen aces replacement mod because he's a fucking Californian westerner

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>>49234
it has the tranny shark plush toy as a nod

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Also what enemy is based off furry porn

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>>49269 the nigger cow but coal and this thing

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>>49249
Fallen Aces is probably the best game NewBlood has ever made because it just lets you beat the shit out of Gianni and throw him into moving subway cars

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ehh, I think the game is fun but I fucking despise its fanbase. and i do not interact with it at all. i haven't played in months but i find some parts of the game coal but generally decent. Carbon game with trannycoal sprinkled in

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>>49305
That game peaked after Minos

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i beat wait of the world (P rank) on violent on this game and i agree with everything op said
its amazing every single faggot player of this game is an unironic porn addicted groomed troon autistic child
btw he only thing that hakita does is post remade levels on jewtube as sneaks peeks while making sex jokes on 'der cord instead of finishing the game
i wasted 50 bucks on this game where i live i dont regret it because its a kino game but i wish it didnt went to the trannymongering slut that is hakita
minos prime is peak though

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>>48696
It's a piece of ADHD spergslop of course only spergs play it. And we happen to live in the time period when most spergs have been brainwashed into trooning out and gooning out.

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i tried playing it and stopped after the first 3 levels, its just doom if all the soul and life got sucked out of it and you were left with some shitty slop game that everyone tells you that you have to enjoy because its just like le doom guys? right? its just as good right guys?

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i hate that if you want a decent new singleplayer shooter that isnt war rp shit, indie slop with rancid fanbases is pretty much the only choice you have

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>>49380
I'm a sperg and I avoided that after realising that and I'm sad to see another finish game falling into tranny infiltration like cruelty squad or UK did

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My personal take, don't repost, this will look like we are raiding, but i did gave my view. So? should I add anything else?

This might ONE of the biggest piece of troonslop ever produced, why? and what is that?, well, first, it is a piece of media created for the masses to enjoy, like Marvel movies, complete slop garbage, go play something better with a sane community and devs, like some zombie AAA game.

Then, the game, is not THAT BAD, yeah? but it's not "THE GREATEST BOOMER SHOOTER BETTER THAN AAA GAMES IN EVERY SENSE WOOWIE!", it is based on them yes, just without the essence or soul even, full with "little tweaks and additions!" that makes YOU think is better because of more senseless effort. If we talk about the game music, I'm not an expert, but it just meh, it just the same Drum and Bass that activates your senses about "oh this sounds so good because it's pretty fast and that's why is LE GOOD!!", maybe, goes with the game, but that's it, "oh it's not it! I listen to it night and day because I'm SOO HECKIN OBSESSED WITH THE GAME!!", ehrm, ok?, that doesn't mean is better than other shooters soundtracks, quick example, Doom. And I already mentioned it before, but the 'little additions' are actually useless for someone who, actually, speed runs it because IT'S A PRETTY SHORT GAME that is barely replayable, "oh but P-rank!", that's what I said, you got p-rank, then what? the extra mode?, Cybergrind is utterly boring, waves of endless enemies for some, what? 2 extra hours of 'content'?, there's no actual reward except the realization of the time you wasted doing nothing. Finally the levels, the 'game', it fulfills its purpose, but with the music that only serves to activate your senses and tell you "ahh! It sounds good even if it's not good!", it's, meh, again. And the story, simple shit that no one cares about BECAUSE THEY CAN'T FINISH THE DAMN GAME YET, they wanna add lore in walls of text like this one, simply, things nobody cares about, specially if you come for the QUIRKY and EXPLOSIVE gameplay, which, as I said, very little for what this game costs, 25 bucks. So no, just because it's like Doom doesn't mean it's as great as Doom and you have to enjoy it, no questions.

AND MAJOR UPDATES HAD TOOK TOO LONG, almost seems like FNF because the game is never coming out! ha!! and you WOULD think the game would be finished by now but its been in 'early access' since 2020 and Hakita just remakes levels first and posts all day in discord instead of finishing HIS WORK. And just to say, no achievements yet, "because it's not finished!", because, he or the team don't wanna work on it.

Besides the game, the fanbase, composed entirely of autistic trans gooners (nobody can act like a normal HUMAN BEING.) who repeat the same set of unfunny jokes every minute in their discords or whatever, half being "its funny because porn, please validate my porn addiction!!" and "UHH IS THE ROBOT A GIRL OR A BOY WHAT PRONOUNS DO I USE??" or even "gay sex funny because… IT JUST IS OK???", practically, obsessed porn-addicted people, and that should say a lot about the game, of why they are like that. Usually troonslop fanbases have something NORMAL that isn't "LE HECKIN QUIRKY REDDIT HUMOR WOOOHH" or porn as I already mentioned, but not this game, far as I've played it, its all gooners and trans with severe autism (to say the least), EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

And the devs are also part of this! (as I mentioned with Hakita) with the exact same redditor humor, "SO FUNNY BECAUSE PORN AND WE MASTURBATE TO IT WOOOhhh we are as obsessed as you guys!". the game is riddled with easter eggs about shieeet nobody cares about, a.k.a, inside jokes and or jokes of "le funny cats! cuz… uhhhhhhh cute or something we don't have another joke help me get rid of my porn addiction". They took the time to make official buttplug support for their game and the jiggle physics of one of the enemies (something only gooners point out like IT'S "LE GOOD!"), which are ripped directly off of an obscure furry fetish PORN GAME, which they proudly mentioned themselves on a dev commentary, also releasing official bodypillows to control those same gooners who do nothing but jerk it to "muh gay robot ooohh!".

>inb4 "uuhh copypasta and raging CHUD, you're depicting me so HECKIN DOWNVOTERINO!"

sorry I share the same view about this, I already played it enough to know the truth, but you will still think it's good, right? just because all the community 'validates' you?

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>>49435
By that I mean I'm friend with the Devs and troons got in

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TRVKE, also breakcore is double troonslop because it gentrified drum and bass which was uber chud music

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>>49484
>which are ripped directly off of an obscure furry fetish PORN GAME

Is that true? I mean thats nuts to rip off a porn game

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>>49484
Marge did this dude rewrite the copypasta through some ESL shitskin AI o algo

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>>49515 yes, enough to make it look different I suppose

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>>49223
I prefer incel Issac

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>>48696
I like fast action shooters and I'm white doe

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The game kinda just feels like the modern DOOM games but troonified

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>uhh le funny cats cuz cute
found the retarded cat hater

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>>uhh le funny cats cuz cute
>found the retarded cat h-AAACCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

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I play Strafe

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>>48966
Нахуя ты покупал в стиме если можно спиратить, гой

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>uhh it's bad because troons played it or something like that

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>>51162 also because the devs are fucking faggots, therefore, LE BAD! ok?

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>>51121
Мне не жаль тратить деньги на игры, тем более ультратрун я тогда купил за 300 рублей, сейчас на эти деньги даже хлеба не купишь, ну ещё в 2023 я не знал НАСКОЛЬКО конченая фанбаза у этой игры

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What if… what if the angels were actually EVIL?

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gooners won ultrakill won always goon

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Cruelty squad is better

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>>51194
No arrow, therefore you say that and look like that.

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>>48966
chvds don't let the trannies take over the review

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>>49222
Peak slavgem
played the fuck out of it as a kid was my first game too

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>>49418
>HOLY SHIT NIGGER YOUR SO LE UN BASED FOR THAT LETS ME RUIN THE QUALITY OF MASS CULTURE WITH SHITTY GOONER JOKES SO WE NORMALIZE IT AND MAKE MORE KIDS INTO FAGGOTS!

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>>51194
Geg that pretty much this game, after they started to jabb at my religion i was kind of turned off, games like ultrakill were niggers are so brimstonally autisic is the reason why i am making my own games and learning lua fuck these fags, let it also be known that its funny all the troons are seething because its true! Thats why their projecting about the review “no about the gameplay” well why would i want to support a game with nigger aids gooners
>LOLOLOL WERE GONNA ADD SEXUAL REFERENCES TO OUR GAME
Fuck you trannies for trying to normalize this deviant vile behavior fuck all these femboys and trannies who want to take culture and turn it down on its head.
WE NEED TO GET THESE TRANNIES AND FAGGOTS OUT OF SOCIETY IMMEDIATELY. Im not a firm believer of bein tyrannical but fuck dude if know for a fact that trannies and basically all degenerates, we know that their behaviors are parasitical to society since its know that their behavior affects kids into thinking that they want to become femboys, i know because it almost happened to me now ive quit porn and work out. Fuck trannies fuck all these faggots, the amount of sheer bitter animosity towards this large group of people is indescribable, every day i am filled more with rage seeing as this group of evil deplorable degenerates want to ruin future generations and the deny it.

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>>51336
I hate phone posting i esl’d so hard ignore please!

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>>51336
eslGOD

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>>51336
holy esl

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>>51336
ESLdeity I kneel

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>>51337 I DO THIS!

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>>51336
ESLposting is Aryan

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>>51121
Извини, я Р.В.Я. (я пытаюсь изучать немного Русский как Второй Язык). Как должно проспрягать этот глагол "спиратить"? Разве "я спирачу, ты спиратишь, они спиратут"? А где должно быть ударение? Я искал "спиратить" на Викисловаре и на en.openrussian.org, но не нашёл его.

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>>51488
Checked the dubs

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>>51488
ПОСХАЛКО

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>>51499
Я спиратил
Я пирачу
Я спирачу
Ты спиратил
Ты пиратишь
Ты спиратишь
Мы спиратили
Мы пиратим
Мы спиратим
Вы спиратили
Вы пиратите
Вы спиратите
Он спиратил
Он пиратит
Он спиратит
Она спиратила
Она пиратит
Она спиратит
Оно спиратило
Оно пиратит
Оно спиратит
Они спиратили
Они пиратят
Они спиратят

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>>51194
I'm waiting for these sodomites to do this to Islam. I want to see troon devs get deaththreats from moslem gangs for blaspheming allah or something.

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>>51545
Thanks so much for the conjugation :^) but again, where do I put the word stress? "СпИ́ратить", "спирА́тить", "спиратИ́ть"? Should I watch out for any changes in word stress in the conjugation? (As in it might possibly be "я пирачУ́", but "ты пИ́ратишь" and not "ты пиратИ́шь" like the word stress from the "я" form would make you expect)

Also, what difference is there between "пиратИ́ть" and "спиратИ́ть"? "To pirate down"? "To pirate into"? "To pirate off"? Is it just the perfective aspect "to finish pirating"?

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>>51194
Angels aren't bad doe.
Just Gabriel is.
Fallen angels are a thing from the bible.

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>>48696
From what I have seen of this game. It seems to be another one of those "PS1 graphics imitation" games with some "safe edgy" sprinkled in.

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>>48696
i was unironically going to buy the game but the playerbase is so retarded i removed it from my cart geg

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>This might be the biggest piece of troondieslop ever produced, the fanbase is composed entirely of autistic trannie gooners who repeat the same set of 5 unfunny jokes every 10 minutes, half of them being "its funny because porn, please validate my porn addiction" and "UHH IS THE ROBOT A GIRL OR A BOY WHAT PRONOUNS DO I USE". Usually troondieslop fanbases have some decent/funny things in between the ocean of garbage, but not this game, its all gooners and trannies with severe autism, every single one of them

> And the devs are also gooners with the exact same redditor humor, the game is riddled with intrusive easter eggs that consist of shitty inside jokes and le funny cats cuz cute. They took the time and effort to make official buttplug support for their game and the jiggle physics of one of the enemies are ripped directly off of an obscure furry fetish porn game, which they proudly mentioned themselves on a dev commentary. They also released official bodypillows

>
> Major updates take ages to come out, and the content that comes with them usually doesn't correlate to the time it took to release them at all (probably because the devs are too busy gooning and posting on twitter)
>
> Its worth 25 bucks and only goes down like 15% on sales, youd think the game would be finished by now but its been in early access since 2020 and the base game is pretty short unless you do literally everything and 100% it
>
> This game is also the reason why trannies are obsessed with breakcore

ok.



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