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am i fucked

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No

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Snca

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I care

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Shit (test)

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>>14041726
I care top

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Same I care

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>>14041709 (OP)
Lose weight and shave

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We all care

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Yes, how could you tell?

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SHave your fucking mustache retard

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no one cares

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>>14041743
go to a gym

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>>14041732
this
>>14041743
>how
nvm its over for you retardcel
also do ur eyebrows evendoe it sounds gay just do it no one will even know

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your life isnt over or anything but you are ugly

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>>14041709 (OP)
'jak him

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Jet neptroon

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>>14041792

don't do this

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nice moustache

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>>14041805
i will do it myself then

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You look fucking awful

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Shave, get some sleep, get some muscle and you'll look like Leon Kennedy lite

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>>14041837

this sounds like a plan

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>>14041821

don't do this

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>>14041848
im doing it right now

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do you have down syndrome?

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>>14041837
And comb your hair

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>>14041867

I use my moms hair brush

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You have balls putting this on soy

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>>14041837
dirty little liar award
>>14041768
also do skincare stuff its also gay as hell but no one will notice you do it they will just notice your god tier skin

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smile more

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>am i fucked

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GEG

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Wtf is that haircut nigga

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>>14041895
its hard to smile without laughing

>>14041890
good idea

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>>14041902

i did it myself, how could you tell?

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you look retarded

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maybe

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please shave man

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>>14041910
>cutting your own hair

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>>14041930
or at least make that mustache symmetrical

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Aryan beast destined to spawn hundreds of Aryan warriors and exterminate Jews once for all.

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>>14041934

i have no other choice

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>>14041922
that is not me.

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its real

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Nigga you look like flartson

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You look like a pooner

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>>14041890
No I'm not. He'll genuinely look much better without the pornhub eyes and the shitty stubble. And while gaining muscle he'll probably drop some weight, which is also a plus

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'JAK XIM NOW

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>>14041985

what are porn hub eyes?

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why would you post this

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are you trans?

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why are you asking for beauty advice on /soy/ nigger

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>>14042007
The slightly swollen eyes with a chronically tired depressed look. The kind that porn actresses have after a long career. Or coomers

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just go on looksmaxxer.cuck at this point chuddie.

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>>14041985
You have no idea what someone will look like when they lose weight, he could be the most recessed nigga alive and you can't tell with all that fat. So idk about leon kennedy. Also wtf is pornhub eyes geg fuggen jerdee

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>>14042026
It's probably his mate from school

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>>14042062

I mean, this wouldn’t be wrong….. o algo

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>>14042069

so should i lose weight

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>>14042086
no shit nigger

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Surprised no one has β€˜jak’d him yet

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>>14042086
no stay a fat stupid nigger forever

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what in the ever loving fuck is that hair

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>>>14042069
>
>so should i lose weight
get a different haircut/grow out ur hair, shave and get some sleep nusoi

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>>>14042070 (You)
>>mate

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>>14042099

okay thanks ill lose some weight

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>Surprised no one has β€˜jak’d him yet
stole my suggestion award

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>>14042115

yeah i have to stop pulling all nighters

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Ape this niggar

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>>>>14042070 (You)
>>>mate

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>>14042069
Obesity usually ages people up. I was morbidly obese at college and looked 35+ at 14. Right now I'm 25 and i look like I'm 25

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you should give up

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you look fine tbh, just work out and get strong (don't need to loose weight necessarily, but do work out)

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Your lips are foul as fuck nigger

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>>14042154

XHIS LOOKS JUST LIKE XIM

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>>14042142
>Right now I'm 25
pack it up unc

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>>>14042123
gem that saved xis dnb board

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>>14042161
oh yeah OP and every other nusoicaca in this thread, use ur toothbrush (works even better with electric toothbrush) on ur lips everyday + use chapstick daily it ascends ur lips like crazy.

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shave the pedostache off and debloat unc

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>>>14042142
>>Right now I'm 25
>pack it up unc
how did he even discover this site geg

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>>Right now I'm 25
>pack it up unc

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>>14042142

hopefully it'll help

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>>>14042154
two gems in a thread award

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>>14042198
'teens must draw

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>>14042228
actually gemmy, can you post an ias template?

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Nearly 100 reppys geg

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>>14042238
>>14042154

give us a blank template

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ITT WE ALL ASCEND

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>>14042154

GIVE US A BLANK TEMPLATE NOWWW

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YOU VILL MAKE A BBC EDIT OF XIM, NOW

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>>14042154
>>14042198
This guy's a gem that saved the 'arty

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>>14042273
Do this

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>>14042154

I. NEED. A BLANK VERSION CACAS

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I’m afraid it’s over though

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DNB

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ok hold up

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>DNB
kys

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Drink more water or something

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>>14042342

i exclusively drink gatoraid

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>>14042228
No offense but that looks better than him

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>>14042363

This is just fucked

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>>14042363

cruel nusoi, cruel.

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>>14042363
Yeah it does but that doesn't matter cause OP will ascend

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>>14042384

thanks man, how could you tell?

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>>14042363
perma this bigot

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>thanks man, how could you tell?

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>>14042363

Jannie’s…..

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Brootal beepee

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I'm Dutch and I have extremely low T

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>>14042154

Template NOE

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>I'm Dutch and I have extremely low T

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You look nordic asf

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>>>14042363 (You)
>
>cruel nusoi, cruel.
>>>14042363 (You)
>Meds
>>>14042363 (You)
>
>This is just fucked
>>>14042363 (You)
>Yeah it does but that doesn't matter cause OP will ascend
>>>14042363 (You)
>
>Jannie’s…..

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>>14042458

Nuvariant needs a name

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>>14042471
OP SHOW PROOF THAT UR OP AND NAME THIS JAK BASED OF YOU

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>>>14042458
>
>Nuvariant needs a name
op is a unc (25), what about uncjak?

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>>14042363
thats because i didnt add the pedo moustache

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>>14042491
uncjak won

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>>14042492

post it on the booru

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>>>14042491
>uncjak won
UNCJAK VVON

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>>14042458

someone make uncjak black

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how long do you think it will be until he gets a slopjak edit, 'teens?

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you look like chopped lee

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>>14042532

3 seconds

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nigga got turned into a nuvariant, uncjak

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>>14042561

This is fucking awful

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Get contacts, shave the moustache, lose weight, get enough sleep

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>>>14042518
coal that's killing the 'arty

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>>14042583

Someone already said this doe

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>>14042601
Because that's common sense nigga what do you want us to tell you

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>>>14042561
>dust

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>>14042614

I’m not OP

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op kinda looks like cobson GEG

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>>>14042620 (You)
>
>how
because he just does, okay?

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>>14042653

cobson has no mustache doe

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>>>14042653 (You)
>
>cobson has no mustache doe
that's why i said kinda

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someone archive this

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>>>>14042653 (You)
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>>cobson has no mustache doe
>that's why i said kinda

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can i do a cum tribute to your face

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Sam Hyde phenotype

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>>14042679
do this

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>>14041709 (OP)
You look like a euro-asian version of mutahar

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>>14042707
Holy shit he does

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fat nigga

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>>14042707


His hair is longer then mine o algo

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>>14042717

sentient

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oh my fauci he's cute

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>oh my fauci he's cute

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>>14042750
This sucks

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You are fucked

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>>14042198
thats warrior 'p and i made that jak

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no offense but why do you lowkey look like joel but fat

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>>14042826

What does this mean

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>>14042816
proof though

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>am i fucked

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>>14042961
Dogshit unless you add the moustache and hair

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>>14041709 (OP)
No

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>>14043164

This is the best one GEGG

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so many useless niggers hating on a gemmy variant ITT

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>>14043164
GeeeeeeeeeeeG

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>>14042750
Color it right lazy fuck

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>>>14043204
>>>14043205
>>>14043207
>not that funny mane

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im so sorry

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>>14043164

I’m crying

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>>14043164

You did not need to do him dirty

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You are not Cobson 😭😭😭😭

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β€œAm I fucked” what do you think?

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yes

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>am i fucked

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its not over op, lose weight and get a better hairstyle, if youre still not satisfied look into looksmaxxing

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>>14041709 (OP)
Get more sleep and shave.

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>>14043404

If you put your face on /soy/ yeah no it’s over

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200 reppeys for this?

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no op

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>>14042518
someone cacafy him i beg

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holy sentience

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>>14043785

Please DO THIS

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>>14041709 (OP)
lose fat
get a haircut dude ASAP like a buzzcut or something but not compeltely bald but I feel like a buzzcut would suit you well
shave that pedostache and either grow a full beard if you can or clean shaven if you can't
that's my piece or advice really
also the unibrow yea

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i saw those eyes a thousand times before. its always so sad to see them. i will pray for you.

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>>14041709 (OP)
Shave, change your glasses, and grow your hair out

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>>14044081

JANNIES APPROVE TBIS NOW

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>>14044113
it's a 'gaki of just caca don't get your hopes up

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>>14041709 (OP)
If you're over 18 that means I just lost NNN

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>>14044156

I’m in college

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IAS

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>>14044159
Ok that means I just nutted all over my screen when I first saw you

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Go bald

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beyond

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What do we call him?

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>>14042518
my uncjak mogs

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>>14044283

Glakjak

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>>14044283
Cartelito

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fatface you have a fat face geeeg, also shave that stupid mustache

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'teens, who wins? original uncjak or my glakjak

and what do we call xim, uncjak or glakjak

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>fatface you have a fat face geeeg, also shave that stupid mustache

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>>14041709 (OP)
go bald and get a stubble then become a soyjak for the farty then you can die peacefully knowing you did something

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>>14044323
bottom one is better

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Become cobson

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there is nothing that can save you

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holy shit its uncjak

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this thread is DNB

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is this you nigga?

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UNCJAK

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uncjak origins

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nas thread

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>>14047690

IAS gem



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