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>>16248475
Wait really?
When i try to enter my old one it says "Passes are currently disabled"

>>16248475
you can't login with passes anymore

>>16248491
nobody looks like that

It was normal day in Springfield. Homer he woke up and scratch his butt area. He walk downstair and saw Marge she was standing there by the sink with weird smiling on her face.
"Good morning Marge," Homer said to her.
"Marge," said by Marge.
Homer he laughed because he thinking she is make a joke. "Haha okay Marge where is the coffee at."
"Marge."
Homer did a blink. "Can you please stop to say that."
"Marge."
Bart he came in and was eating old cerials from bag. "Mom are you have a stroke or the something."
"Marge," she say but more louder this time.
Lisa she adjust her saxofone and look with concern on face. Maggie was sucking pacifier and had fear in her small baby eyeballs. The dog he began to growl at situation.
Homer he sit down on chair. "Okay enough now of this craps."
Marge she slowly did a turn of her head toward at him. Too much slowly. Like a owl is. Her eyes they look wet and also shiny. "Marge."
Then the lights they flicker a little bit.
"Huh?" Homer said with confusion.
TV it turn on but nobody touch it. Static was everywhere on screen. Then a face it appear for 1 second of time. It look like Marge but without her hair and her eyes was black holes in them. The screen it say MARGE.EXE with red letters possibly.
"Marge," the TV it whisper.
Bart he scream. "Dad this is getting freaked up very much."
The walls they started to leak some kind of dark liquid substance. Homer he touch it and then smell it because he is stupid person. "This is smell like soy sauce to me."
"Marge."
Now Marge she was in the hallway but before she was in kitchen area. Homer he look back and forth with sweat happening. "How you get over to there."
"Marge marge marge marge."
Her voice it become more deeper each time she say it. Like is 2 voices doing at same time. The floorboards they bent under where her feets was. Lisa she start to cry the tears.
Then Maggie she point behind where Homer was standing at.
Another one Marge was standing there.
Then one more.
Then another one more also.
The room it was full up with Marges and all of them saying "marge" over and over and it get louder and more louder until Homer he cover both his ears and scream very loud.
"STOP TO SAY MARGE"
Everything became silent suddenly.
One Marge she walk forward toward him. Her mouth it open but too wide for normal. You could see inside her mouth there was another mouth also inside. It also say the "marge."
Then Homer he realize something that was horrible for him.
He forget what is meaning of all other words.
He try to say the word "help" but from his mouth only come out was "marge."
Bart he look at him with terror feelings. "Dad no please."
"Marge," Homer he cry with sadness.
Lisa she drop down on her knees to floor. "Its spreading to others."
TV it turn back on again. Krusty the Clown he was there but look like dead version of him. "Hey kids welcome to you at the Marge Zone."
Then his head it explode but for no reason why.
The last thing Homer he saw was all the many Marges and they was crawling on ceiling but upside down position while wet crunching sounds was filling up the house with noise.
Next morning came and the neighbors they said that Simpson house was empty inside except one thing. On every single wall it was written in blood the word.
marge
And if you say the marge 17 times at 3:12 of the AM while you eat expired donut you can still hear Homer he is screaming inside the walls of house maybe possibly.

>implying that you eat poop
op is a retard keeeeeeeek nusoifag

>>16248507
You're the nusoinigger here. Just because you dont include the >HECCIN REDDIT ARRROOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW doesnt mean i do something
Also how the fuck would i have a gempass as a newfag

>>16248513
ESL, you get my point

>>>>16248507 (You)
>>You're the nusoinigger here. Just because you dont include the >HECCIN REDDIT ARRROOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW doesnt mean i do something
>>Also how the fuck would i have a gempass as a newfag
you are a nusoi because april 2026 was the last issued gempass and because of that you're a nusoi keeeeeeeeeeek quote ban this man

>>16248520
Frogbait has gotten so low effort nowadays holy shit

>>16248495
I look like that doebeit

>>>16248520 (You)
>Frogbait has gotten so low effort nowadays holy shit
we're forming the frog labor union now. we plan to go on strike tomorrow @ 6 pm

>>16248525
Got baited award