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It was a normal day in Springfield. Homer woke up and scratched his butt. He walked downstairs and saw Marge standing there by the sink smiling weird.

“Good morning Marge,” Homer said.

“Marge,” said Marge.

Homer laughed because he thought she was joking. “Haha okay Marge where’s the coffee.”

“Marge.”

Homer blinked a little. “Can you stop saying that.”

“Marge.”

Bart walked in eating old cereal from a bag. “Mom are you having a stroke or something.”

“Marge,” she said louder this time.

Lisa adjusted her saxophone and looked concerned. Maggie sucked on her pacifier with fear in her tiny baby eyes. The dog started growling.

Homer sat down. “Alright enough of this crap.”

Marge slowly turned her head at him. Too slowly. Like a owl. Her eyes looked wet and shiny. “Marge.”

Then the lights flickered.

“Huh?” Homer said.

The TV turned on by itself. Static everywhere. Then a face appeared for 1 second. It looked like Marge but her hair was gone and her eyes were black holes. The screen said MARGE.EXE in red letters maybe.

“Marge,” the TV whispered.

Bart screamed “Dad this is getting freaked up.”

The walls started leaking some dark liquid. Homer touched it and sniffed it because he is stupid. “This smells like soy sauce.”

“Marge.”

Now Marge was in the hallway even though she was just in the kitchen. Homer looked back and forth sweating. “How did you get over there.”

“Marge marge marge marge.”

Her voice became deeper every time she said it. Like 2 voices at once. The floorboards bent under her feet. Lisa started crying.

Then Maggie pointed behind Homer.

Another Marge was standing there.

Then another one.

Then another.

The room was full of Marges all saying “marge” over and over getting louder and louder until Homer covered his ears and screamed.

“STOP SAYING MARGE”

Everything went silent.

One Marge walked forward. Her mouth opened too wide. You could see another mouth inside her mouth. It also said “marge.”

Then Homer realized something horrible.

He forgot what every other word meant.

He tried to say “help” but all that came out was “marge.”

Bart looked at him in terror. “Dad no.”

“Marge,” Homer cried.

Lisa dropped to her knees. “Its spreading.”

The TV turned back on. Krusty the Clown was there but dead looking. “Hey kids welcome to the Marge Zone.”

Then his head exploded for no reason.

The last thing Homer saw was all the Marges crawling on the ceiling upside down while wet crunching sounds filled the house.

The next morning the neighbors said the Simpson house was empty except for one thing written in blood on every wall.

marge

And if you say marge 17 times at 3:12 AM while eating expired donuts you can still hear Homer screaming in the walls maybe.

>WHERE DA FUGGEN JERDEE
It was normal day in Springfield. Homer he woke up and scratch his butt area. He walk downstair and saw Marge she was standing there by the sink with weird smiling on her face.
"Good morning Marge," Homer said to her.
"Marge," said by Marge.
Homer he laughed because he thinking she is make a joke. "Haha okay Marge where is the coffee at."
"Marge."
Homer did a blink. "Can you please stop to say that."
"Marge."
Bart he came in and was eating old cerials from bag. "Mom are you have a stroke or the something."
"Marge," she say but more louder this time.
Lisa she adjust her saxofone and look with concern on face. Maggie was sucking pacifier and had fear in her small baby eyeballs. The dog he began to growl at situation.
Homer he sit down on chair. "Okay enough now of this craps."
Marge she slowly did a turn of her head toward at him. Too much slowly. Like a owl is. Her eyes they look wet and also shiny. "Marge."
Then the lights they flicker a little bit.
"Huh?" Homer said with confusion.
TV it turn on but nobody touch it. Static was everywhere on screen. Then a face it appear for 1 second of time. It look like Marge but without her hair and her eyes was black holes in them. The screen it say MARGE.EXE with red letters possibly.
"Marge," the TV it whisper.
Bart he scream. "Dad this is getting freaked up very much."
The walls they started to leak some kind of dark liquid substance. Homer he touch it and then smell it because he is stupid person. "This is smell like soy sauce to me."
"Marge."
Now Marge she was in the hallway but before she was in kitchen area. Homer he look back and forth with sweat happening. "How you get over to there."
"Marge marge marge marge."
Her voice it become more deeper each time she say it. Like is 2 voices doing at same time. The floorboards they bent under where her feets was. Lisa she start to cry the tears.
Then Maggie she point behind where Homer was standing at.
Another one Marge was standing there.
Then one more.
Then another one more also.
The room it was full up with Marges and all of them saying "marge" over and over and it get louder and more louder until Homer he cover both his ears and scream very loud.
"STOP TO SAY MARGE"
Everything became silent suddenly.
One Marge she walk forward toward him. Her mouth it open but too wide for normal. You could see inside her mouth there was another mouth also inside. It also say the "marge."
Then Homer he realize something that was horrible for him.
He forget what is meaning of all other words.
He try to say the word "help" but from his mouth only come out was "marge."
Bart he look at him with terror feelings. "Dad no please."
"Marge," Homer he cry with sadness.
Lisa she drop down on her knees to floor. "Its spreading to others."
TV it turn back on again. Krusty the Clown he was there but look like dead version of him. "Hey kids welcome to you at the Marge Zone."
Then his head it explode but for no reason why.
The last thing Homer he saw was all the many Marges and they was crawling on ceiling but upside down position while wet crunching sounds was filling up the house with noise.
Next morning came and the neighbors they said that Simpson house was empty inside except one thing. On every single wall it was written in blood the word.
marge
And if you say the marge 17 times at 3:12 of the AM while you eat expired donut you can still hear Homer he is screaming inside the walls of house maybe possibly.

total racist cracker incel death

Voting (((Jew))) is shooting the head of the demon. You naturally defeat all the other issues at once

>>16248445 (OP)
it's the jews. It's always the jews, they created everything on the list here, before them we were pure, a pure united world, they're worse than satan himself

>>16248535
jews created aryans? (indians)

how about none of the above

>>16248554
>abelitists
ESL award

Tranny because every other group has some kind of major contribuiton. Blacks made many genres of gemmy music like rock and jazz, jews made many imporant scientific innovations like the haber-bosch process, gays made important contributons to computers like the turing machine, and jeets made mathematical contributions like the number 0 and trigonometric ratios. Trannys have no major contribution behind them

>>16248673
wrong. There are both Lynn Conway and Sophie Wilson, who pioneered important chip architecture inventions.

>>16248710
oh my fauci its fucking real

someone ‘shop spadeson onto the interface

>>16248703
Well it's not as fundemental as inventing a branch of math is nor being responsible for the majority of human life on earth so my point still stands that trannys basically did nothing in comparison

>>16248445 (OP)
Total Human Death

>>16248445 (OP)
>No sandnigger option

>>16248757
yes it is nigger. This still powers our modern chips to this day.

Jews, since assuming you can kill off the others later, getting rid of Jews makes it easier

>>16248757
She designed the first ARM chip. This chip can be found in almost every phono and also in most laptops.

>>16248519
This