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There are bugs in my monitor. I swear to God, Allah, Chuddha even, that there are. This is a blogpost, shalala, but I will swear until soystein himself says I am schizophrenic that I have seen 5 of these little bastard fucking black mite bugs crawling on my monitor today. I have water bottles on my desk, but that doesn't explain it, water (quite obviously) isn't sugary. Are there bugs inside my fucking monitor? Is there a nest of bug larvae eating the components of my monitor as we speak? I feel the utmost need to grab some bug spray and gas them, but at the same time that would also rape my monitor components. I think I'm fucked. I have had this monitor for 2 years, not once have I cleaned it out (didn't think I needed to?)

Please help me. I even got one and there was no fucking residue on my fingers.

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holy shit dude take your meds fuckin schizo

 â„–16241546[Quote]

>>16241517

God will kill CIA before it spreads

CIA will be executed with an A10 gun, the fist of God

 â„–16241595[Quote]

>>16241546
>Glowies will execute glowies
you didn't think that through very well

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>>16241503 (OP)
sneed a pic of your monitor

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Goofy

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>>16241595
You're a real dumb nigger for a CIA agent faggot
You're really fucking stupid
A10 gun isn't CIA you dumb motherfucker God isn't CIA you dumb baiting motherfucker
I said CIA will die by the fist of God. They will perish and you will to you glowing shitskin bastard. You will be Randy Savage elbow dropped off of a 4-story commie block brutalist building and raped in the dark, cold hellish afterlife by rapeson himself you nonbelieving fucking nigtard

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Eat them they're yummy and nutrious, and they're more eco-friendly too

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>>16242452
they are too small to be yummy and nutricious

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>>16242518
nutritious* lord take my tongue away for I have spoken in true retardation


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