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 №16238728[Quote]

why didn't god reveal himself to someone literate?
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instead the closest thing we got are books written by literally whos reporting on someone else adventure
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is God retarded?

 №16238732[Quote]

Hello,
I need more people in my raid. It would make me very happy if you joined. Not forcing. If your interested, click the link below
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>>16237832 (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
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Umm… don't mean to interrupt but if you're reading this, you missed the link above you, Click it to continue to the raid thread, but If you're not interested, you don't have to

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>Abortion bad even though it sends babies straight to heaven
>Small amounts of people will die painful deaths if they eat peanuts because they just will
>You will get sick if you don't eat enough Vitamin C, no you can't see Vitamin C
>Eating this plant will kill you. Eating this other plant that looks exactly the same is good for you. You have to figure it out
>YOU WILL NOT EAT THE SEA BUGGIES FOR THEY ARE DETESTABLE TO YOU but eating locusts is fine though
>sentinelese niggers get a free pass because they never heard the gospel but you better live 80 years righteously and piously
>1 minor sin? Infinity years of suffering for you
>sinful murder victims go straight to hell with no chance at redemption because their life is over, but the murderer can still repent

 №16238837[Quote]

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>Abortion bad even though it sends babies straight to heaven
>Small amounts of people will die painful deaths if they eat peanuts because they just will
>You will get sick if you don't eat enough Vitamin C, no you can't see Vitamin C
>Eating this plant will kill you. Eating this other plant that looks exactly the same is good for you. You have to figure it out
>YOU WILL NOT EAT THE SEA BUGGIES FOR THEY ARE DETESTABLE TO YOU but eating locusts is fine though
>sentinelese niggers get a free pass because they never heard the gospel but you better live 80 years righteously and piously
>1 minor sin? Infinity years of suffering for you
>sinful murder victims go straight to hell with no chance at redemption because their life is over, but the murderer can still repent

 №16239012[Quote]

the bible was an adventure thread and thus god chose to reveal himself in that way cuz he loves gems

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>>16239012
OYYY GOD IMPREGNATED A 12 YO GIRL TO GIVE BIRTH TO HIMSELF OYY

 №16239075[Quote]

Joseph smith was literate?


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