/soy/ - Soyjaks

I will always wear a mask, even if it's below my nose.
I will keep my distance from any person I see, even if it's my girlfriend.
I will not have sex with my girlfriend. Instead, we will send nudes to each other and encourage each other to masturbate by sending the porn we find.
I will stay at home and participate in social media communities as much as possible.
I will get as many vaccines as I possibly can.
I will encourage my friends and their children to get a vaccine.
I will stock up on toilet paper and brag to my neighbors about having all the toilet paper in town.
I will pay for an entire year of Netflix and enjoy everything HBO has to offer.
I will support sex workers for keeping us all sane during these difficult times.
I will believe in peer-reviewed science instead of illogical conspiracy theories.
Because I care about my health. Because I'm a knowledgeable adult. Because I'm a decent human being.