/soy/ - Soyjaks

Working on a parody of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Heres what I have so far:

>Every Whood Down in Whoodville Liked Christmas a lot…
>But the Chud, Who lived north of Whoville, Did too!
>But those just south who did…
>The Grinch hated the Whoods! The whole Whood race!
>Now, please don't ask >why. Understanding is quite the chase.

>It could be those racist forums, he spent browsing all night.
>It could be, perhaps, that their “character” was just unright.
>Though I think that the most likely reason of all,
>May have been that his heart was 6 million sizes too small.

>Whatever the reason, His heart or da joos,
>He sat here on Christmas Eve, his leaker so loose
>Staring tired-eye’d at his computer with a seething, bigoted frown,
>At a 4chan black pill thread, discussing a balding man's crown.
>But he knew every Whood down in Whoodville just south,
>Were jabbering their lips, “Das right, iz Chrismaz’!” they shout.

I don't have any art for it done yet (cuz the text aint finished), but I will try to match it with a hand-drawn, Seussian-style.