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🔥 JOKER MEETS GIGACHAD ON A FLY: SOYJAK.Party GOES TO WAR 🔥

The sky over Saratov. The buzz of a giant fly drowns out the roar of the Bullshitter. On its back – Gigachad, in one hand a soyjak puppet, in the other – a smartphone. He's posting a meme in real time.

Gigachad (voice like thunder from the heavens):
— Look, Joker! I just posted your cringe on soyjak.party!

On the screen:

GigaChad1488: *"Joker is the cry for help of a beta-male who can't even lift a barbell made of 'Baltika 9' bottles'"*
Rating: +1488

Joker (climbing onto a five-story roof):
— Well, well, a flying gym! Hello, messiah of gymbros! What, did the meme gods send you to judge my content?

Soyjak (in a squeaky voice):
— He said your humor is a loser's coping mechanism!

Joker (pulls out a grenade launcher):
— And this is my coping mechanism!

💀 THE BATTLE FOR THE BOTTOM POST 💀
Gigachad (posts a photo of Joker with green hair):
— Caption: "When your makeup artist was colorblind"

Joker (enraged):
— I'll give you a makeover made of blood right now!

A shot from the grenade launcher. Gigachad dodges by doing a backflip on the fly.

Soyjak (streaming live):
— ARE YOU SEEING THIS??! THIS IS PURE CHAOS!

🎭 DIALOGUE THROUGH POSTS 🎭
Gigachad (typing mid-flight):

GigaChad1488: "Joker can't gain mass even in his own fantasies"

Joker (in response, hurls a sniper egg at the fly):
— Here's your mass!

Explosion. The fly loses altitude. Gigachad posts a selfie with smoke in the background:

GigaChad1488: "A stroll with a clown. #Chaos #Saratov"

🌌 FINALE: BAN OR TRUCE? 🌌
The soyjak.party admins ban both for "violating meme harassment rules."

Gigachad (lands, burning with anger):
— They dared to ban my perfect post!

Joker (suddenly laughs):
— So, giant? Now you're an outcast too.

Pulls out two cans of "Baltika 9".
— Shall we drink to the fall of idols?

Gigachad (silently takes a can):
— Don't think this makes us friends.

— Of course not. Just two banned psychos on the ruins of our rating.

💥 WHAT'S NEXT? 💥
✅ Gigachad creates his own forum – gymjak.party (for alpha-males only).
✅ Joker paints the fly green and calls it "The Flying Bullshitter".
✅ soyjak.party declares Saratov a meme-free zone.

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