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original thread has been buried dead thanks to /soy/ being retarded faggots who can only spam bait that nophono VILL ever fall for
despite that, it seems that the poll deciding on which side 'teens will be playing as has ended on a tie before the thread was deleted
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tie-breaker it is and oreos

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Kill southern traitors

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Soyunion because cobson WNBAG

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study the playing field, soimmanders

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Looped this thread

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45 minutes left

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play as the nigger-loving faction, first action: get everyone to suck tyrone's bbc until he runs out of cum

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>>14320345
burn the cob hills

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30 mins

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>voting soyunion because it makes you feel valid and trans

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thrembo minutes

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>average Cobfederacy voter

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3 mins

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>>14321023
>voting soyunion because cobson is a coal

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It's settled, 'teens will be playing as the Army of the Soytomac with Gen. Soy "Feral Turtle" Meade in charge.

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Cavalry officer General John Chudford arrives at the town of Soysburg.
The local posters tell stories of Cobfederate soldiers who have been ransacking the town recently for the supplies of meds and sproke (so they can heckin' function as a functioning member of soyciety… because they just have to, ok???).

Upon hearing this, Chudford rushes to the outskirts of soysburg, and sees a now retreating group of Cobfederates.
Chudford has had an encounter with Cobefederate cavalry thrembo days ago at 'Randy Soystation. He believes that the cavalry have served as a distraction for the Army of Northern Soyginia to carefully make their way into Soysylvania, and begin their invasion.
He also believes that the cobfederates will show up again next morning, and that Soot be with them if a large skirmish takes place between them.
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Chudford has only about 2000 well-equipped cavalry'teens at his disposal, and he won't be able to hold for long if his theory of the entire Cobfederate army marching to Soysburg is true.
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The newly-appointed Commander of the Soyunion army will not be able to arrive in time, to help, but surrounding corps and regiments may be able to arrive tommorow, but not in time to aid Chudford before the Cobfederate attack takes place.
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Xhe has to dig in, and set up defense.

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choose formation:

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>>14320282 (OP)
the confederacy was a jewish rebellion against white protestants of the north btw, slavery was a jewish plan to import 9999 gorillion niggers to a new continent that wouldve been 99% white without nignogs

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>>14321296
as if abraham "i worship niggers and put them in the government" lincoln was any better

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>>>14320282 (You) (OP)
>the confederacy was a jewish rebellion against white protestants of the north btw, slavery was a jewish plan to import 9999 gorillion niggers to a new continent that wouldve been 99% white without nignogs

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forgot to set a time for the poll, excuse my raisinty attention span
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pick formation:

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>>14321296
Even doe union were bbc slvts who wanted to release 70IQ savages onto white population of the south

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1 hour left

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kek, why can't y'all niggers behave in an adventure thread?

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>>14321333
i think 1 has the most surface area against the cobniggers

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>>14321333
Chudford was right. The Cobfederates did show up in the morning, as he predicted. The first few waves that came to Soysburg were taken by surprised when they started getting planked at by Glownigger's in blue, and what started out as a small skirmish eventually blew into a full-scale battle as the Cobfederates called for reinforcements.
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Soyunion General Berndolds and his 1st Corps (around 12K 'teens) will arrive into Soysburg by 9 AM, until then, Chudford and his dismounted 'avalry will have to hold on.
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The Cobfederates also placed two 'arty-llery batteries on a high ground position and are firing with them on Soyunionist forces.
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You have around 1700 'teens left.

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>Chudford was right. The Cobfederates did show up in the morning, as he predicted. The first few waves that came to Soysburg were taken by surprised when they started getting planked at by Glownigger's in blue, and what started out as a small skirmish eventually blew into a full-scale battle as the Cobfederates called for reinforcements.
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>Soyunion General Berndolds and his 1st Corps (around 12K 'teens) will arrive into Soysburg by 9 AM, until then, Chudford and his dismounted 'avalry will have to hold on.
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>The Cobfederates also placed two 'arty-llery batteries on a high ground position and are firing with them on Soyunionist forces.
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>You have around 1700 'teens left.
We should widdle at their forces until we have enough advantage to rush their arty.

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>>14322278
more will keep coming doe

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>>>14322278 (You)
>more will keep coming doe
Yeah you're right, but currently they have the high ground advantage, should we retreat to take that away and deliver more concentrated blows?

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>>14321296
wasn't the confederacy almost 50% black?

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Abandoned the thread award

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up

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>>14322185
A regiment charges the tops with their bayonets, and succesfully takes over their artillery with the 'ebs on the run.
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There is one small problem.
The artillery pieces will be too cumbersome to try and move someplace else, and there is no doubt that the Cobfederates will try to take them again.
What is the order for these jakkers?

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>>14324077
didnt abandon the thread award

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Gemmy thread gets bumped

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>>14320282 (OP)
>and oreos

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hey OP, your thread is a gem so I 'chived it on the save the bull website. should be useful for when you want to get 'teens caught up on the story even if the thread gets slid
https://hansamsler.com/comic/battle-of-soysburg-adventure/

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op please continue please please pelasepleasepleaseprlasepleasepela

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>>14324391
thank you, chud

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>>14324424
The 'teens in blue succesfully destroy the Cobfederate batteries, to the dismay of the soyldiers in grey. The retreating Soyunionist regiment have been slowed down too much by their work on the cannons, and the Cobfederates who just arrived on the hill give them no quarter. Only a few make their way back unharmed.
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Niggerhell is stirring up on the frontlines as the Cobfederates make their way into Soysburg.
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You have about 1550 'teens left.
What do you do?

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>>14324858
Approve it obsessed jannies

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>>14324858
rape niggers

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FUCKING YANKEEFAGS

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>>14324858
eat mcdonalds or something like that

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>>14324858
have a portion of your army march north on gape hill to intercept the incoming cobfederates and have the heckin high ground

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>>14324858
SEND IN THE 51st MASSACHUSETTS BBC BATTALION TO SAVE THE 'TEENS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW



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